回复@马克斯[笑而不语]@马克斯而“要你命”部分股票创了近几年新低，真要命[笑而不语]
[Reply @ Max [smiling without a word] @ Max and kill you part of the shares hit a new low in recent years, really bad [smiling without a word]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
吴昕：我 @谭松韵seven 谭师傅给我拍的照片，我喜欢第二张，看我真的美呆了[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[I @ songyun tan seven tan teacher give me photos, I like the second, look I really beautiful for [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：恭喜@Yiyi咦艺 名用户获得【红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRlqrfv @小野妹子学吐槽给自家店打个广告哈～从跟着我转发的朋友里抽一位，送红包，今晚就平台开奖[爱你]周末喝起[笑而不语]
[Congratulations to @ Yiyi yi art user get red packets. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRlqrfv @ ono sister learn fun make a advertising to their store ha ~ from forward with my friend in smoke a, a red envelope, platform the lottery tonight love you [] weekend drinking up [smiling without a word]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【大爷驾车违规当街尬舞 看傻一旁交警[允悲]】淮北一驾驶机动三轮车的大爷因违规被交警拦停。由于大爷无证驾驶且三轮车无牌，交警决定暂扣其车辆...然而为躲处罚大爷竟爬到三轮车上，尬起舞来...实拍他还不要停下来↓↓直到交警说了这样一番话↓↓大爷才走下“舞台”[摊手]tRlqOBU
[The big ye drivers as this street dance See silly side traffic police [allow sad]] huaibei uncle a driving motor tricycle was stopped because of violate the rules. Due to the big ye and tricycle unlicensed driving without a license, the traffic police decided by withholding its vehicles... However to avoid punishment big ye climbed on the tricycle, the full dance... Will he also said dont stop left left down until the police uncle left left to walk down the stage [stand hand] tRlqOBU]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【残疾拾荒老人拖三轮不慎撞坏豪车 好心小伙替其赔偿元】近日，广东梅州一名腿有残疾的拾荒老人和孙子在拖三轮车过程中，不慎撞坏一辆豪车，车主要求其赔偿五六千元。一位好心小伙自掏腰包帮老人赔了块钱。他说，得饶人处且饶人，遇到有困难的能帮则帮。 tRlbbtpb
[# # weibo communication radio [disability of scavengers old man dragged careless three-wheel car crashed Good guy for its compensation yuan 】 recently, guangdong meizhou a leg handicapped rubbish and grandchildren in the process of pulling the tricycle, accidentally hit a luxury car, the owner ask its recoup WuLiuQian yuan. A nice guy on my own to help the old man lost dollars. , he says, is set in place and forgive people, have difficulty can help to help. tRlbbtpb]
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梁詠琪：恭喜Elle 週年快樂！也謝謝大會頒發給我的Elle Voice Award 。看到自己年的封面，當然要拍照留念！#Lanvin#
[Congratulations to Elle happy anniversary! Also thank the conference issued to my Elle Voice Award. See their decades of cover, of course, to a photo! # Lanvin#]
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小野妹子学吐槽：哇塞🙏🙏@烹茶：成都月份的龙 tRlGBcUj
[哇塞🙏🙏@烹茶：成都月份的龙 tRlGBcUj]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【#两恶犬路边撕咬路人# 老人倒地拼命护娃[可怜]】日，湖南耒阳，两只恶犬咬伤一老人和一小孩！实拍现场挣扎十分激烈↓↓警方通报称两人正接受治疗，小孩受伤犹为严重，正核查狗主人。然而有人质疑视频拍摄者也应受到惩处，但也有知情人说，第一个驱赶恶狗的是拍摄者。tRlqbfeL
[【 # # two dog bite roadside passers-by down the old man tried to protect her [poor]], leiyang, hunan province, two dog bites a man and a child! Struggled to film the scene is very fierce left left the police report said two people were treated, child injury is serious, is verification dog owners. However, some question of video photographer should also be punished, but also has the person said, the first is to keep dogs the photographer. tRlqbfeL]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
丑女达人：转：儿子上幼儿园，老师布置作业用两个酒瓶和橡皮泥做一个作品，老婆和我都不喝酒，买了瓶酒，倒掉可惜，结果两人喝了不到一瓶，在微信群里把老师骂了…… tRywgqa
[Son kindergarten, teacher assigned homework with two bottles and silly putty to do a work, my wife and I dont drink, bought a bottle of wine, pour out pitifully, result two people drank less than a bottle of, in the teacher scolded WeChat group... tRywgqa]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
猫扑：【女员工裸体从男同事欢呼声走过 老板：鼓舞士气】当地时间月日，波兰华沙媒体报道称，一名女销售员仅戴墨镜、穿靴子，赤身裸体从一群男员工中走过，引得一片欢呼。据报道，老板称已付钱给女子，让她以这种方式鼓舞士气。tRlbpUnQ
[The female staff from naked male colleague cheers through boss morale 】 June local time, Warsaw, Poland media reported that a saleswoman only wear sunglasses, wear boots, from a group of naked male staff in the past, drew a piece of joy. According to the report, the boss said it had to pay to the woman, let her in this way. tRlbpUnQ]
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MIUI：长按粘贴，让大家看看你都复制了什么。[doge]
[Long press paste, takes a look at what you have copied the. [doge]]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
微博搞笑排行榜：哈哈哈服气！[允悲]
[Ha ha ha convinced! [allow sad]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
一块去旅行：米兰的秋天
[Autumn in milan]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：#来优酷看醉玲珑番外#元漓寻找莫青藜不慎被暗巫所抓，众人一同闯入暗巫老巢。而采倩元澈要在第三重梦境重逢了[心]开森！但万万没想到元澈竟将秦冰菱错认为采倩，还求了婚？？？[跪了]傻十一面对真假采倩傻傻分不清[允悲]心疼采倩[失望][失望][失望]今晚：来优酷我们继续约！@龚俊Simon @徐沐婵Xx ...全文： m.weibo
[RMB # # to youku to see drunk and exquisite present ideas for MoQingLi accidentally caught by the dark wizard, all together into the dark witch lair. And the weight in the third mining qian yuan gwon-chul dreams reunited [heart], open! RMB but never expected this to Qin Bingling wrong think qian, also for the wedding??????? ] [kneeling silly. In the face of true and false by qian silly points not clearallow sad love dearly by qian [disappointed] [disappointed] [disappointed] tonight to youku we continue about! @ Gong Jun Simon @ Xu Muchan Xx... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家：#夜福利#中型豪华车新选手 讴歌TLX-L
[# # night welfare midsize luxury car new player acura TLX - L]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：说出你的姓氏，让楼下给你起一个古风的名字[doge]
[Say your name, let the downstairs of an ancient name for you [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：#我与汽车的日常# 【大妈骑自行车进快车道 逼停公交掌掴女司机】月日，郑州一女子骑自行车进入快车道，公交车司机两次鸣笛提醒注意安全。不料该女子将自行车横在公交车前挡路，并给了司机一巴掌。公交司机称“她年龄大……我又从事服务行业,我打不还手骂不还口”，最后在民警调解下和解,骑车女子说...全文： m.weibo
[# # and my car daily [Boyle bike into the fast lane Forced to stop bus slapped the driver] month day, zhengzhou a woman riding a bicycle into the fast lane, bus drivers two horns remind pay attention to safety. Only the woman will bike cross in front of the bus is in the way, and to give the driver a slap. Bus driver said she older... I was engaged in the service sector, I dozen dont strike back, scold not return final settlement under the mediation of police, cycling women say... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：听说今天都在疯抢IPhone X？朋友圈清一色的秀订单？脱俗的你，应该秀的是颜控必备的倩碧雏菊腮红号多巴胺色！用完你就是一枝独秀的颜值担当！不光号洋气，其他颜色也特别适合亚洲人，每个颜色都好看到断货！黄皮用绝对零失手~想变白就入号费洛蒙色！想要好气色就来号荷尔蒙色！提醒妹子们先用...全文： m.weibo
[I heard today are crazy rob IPhone X? Circle of friends were all show orders? And free from vulgarity, you should show is yan control essential clinique dopamine color number Daisy cheek is red! Finished with your level is an appearance bear! Not only the western style, other color also is especially suitable for Asian people, each color well see out of stock! Yellow skin with absolute zero miss ~ want to white color number into the pheromones! It is better to look to hormones color number! Remind girls use first... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#车迷猜猜猜#求解答？[费解]到底说句什么话，才能让这四位导师为我转身[跪了][跪了][跪了]
[# # fans guess to seek answers? What [difficult] say words, to make the four mentor for me turned [kneeling]] [kneeling] [kneeling]
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优酷：#猫晚##为你清空购物车#大家手里是不是已经有大把的免单抽奖券啦？狂欢夜积攒的能量红包如何了？红包拿到手软了没？优酷君悄悄滴告诉你现在进入优酷APP“双抢免单”活动页，点击右上角“抢免单券”，各种任务助力拿免单！惊不惊喜？意不意外？光速点击传送门，快捡一波免单抽奖券回家吧~ ...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # cat late for you to empty the shopping cart you hand if there have been a lot of free of charge raffle? Carnival night accumulate energy how red envelopes? A red envelope to be? Youku jun tell you quietly drops now entering the youku APP difference free of charge active page, click on the top right corner rob free of charge vouchers, a variety of tasks help get free of charge! Isnt surprise? Meaning not surprised? The speed of light, click on the portal, quick to pick up a wave of home free of charge raffle ~... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑：【男子冒充清华高材生以万月薪担任高管 只有小学文化[汗]】日，杭州萧山法院审理了一起案件，被告人利用伪造的身份证明、学历证书、离职证明，谎称自己是北京户口，清华大学硕士研究生，任职过知名大企业，被猎头公司推荐，入职萧山某知名企业高管，税后月薪高达万。因业务能力与其身份履历不符，被...全文： m.weibo
[The bright young man pretend to be tsinghua to monthly salary as executives Only primary culture [Mr Khan]], hangzhou xiaoshan court case, the defendant by using fake identity certificates, certificate of qualifications, departure, saying she is a Beijing hukou, master graduate student at tsinghua university, worked for well-known large companies, recommended by headhunter company, in xiaoshan a well-known enterprise executives, up to a month after tax. CV is not because of business capability and its identity, is... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【把你的脸印在上面！再也不怕拿错行李了[允悲]】英国一网店日前推出一款“难以描述”的行李箱套，不过它可以让你...再也不怕拿错行李！你上传的大头照，会被印在保护套的两面，让你大老远就能看到自己的“大脸”[doge]↓↓美还是丑的，看自己造化了~[吃瓜]tRlGDQWG
[[your face imprint! No longer afraid of get the wrong luggage [allow sad]] a British online store has launched a hard to describe trunk, but it can make you... No longer afraid of get wrong baggage! You upload headshot, will be printed on both sides of the case, let you can see the distance his big face doge left left the beautiful or ugly, see his lucky ~ [eat the melon] tRlGDQWG]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：#爱买不买# 问问大家 双十一，你会买明星同款吗 _________________________________
[# # love to buy it and ask everyone a double tenth, would you buy star in same _________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小米手机：感谢米粉们的给力支持，笔芯。[爱你]
[Thanks to the rice noodles to support, ballpoint pen. Love you []]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
猫扑：【男子违停被取证怼女警：你报警抓我啊[怒]】月日，江西赣州。女警对一违停车辆进行取证时，车主大肆指责谩骂女警，声称“报警抓我啊”，还抢夺执法记录仪致女警从车上摔下。随后车主被带至派出所接受调查。ttptRlUJep?m=&u=
[The man is fail to stop forensics Dui policewoman you call the police catch me [anger]] month day, ganzhou in jiangxi province. Policewomen on a forensic fail to stop the car, the car owners pin blame abuse policewoman, claims that the police catch me, also rob law enforcement recorder to cop who fell out of the car. Then the owner was taken to the police station. TtptRlUJep? M = & u =]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：这个真的是火凤凰本凰了[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊]🙏🙏🙏
[这个真的是火凤凰本凰了[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊]🙏🙏🙏 ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：[费解]
[[difficult]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【向日葵盛开不到一周遭践踏 保安大呼“个人都拦不住”[吃惊]】武汉一公园大片盛开的向日葵格外惹人注目，游客、摄影爱好者纷至沓来。与美景不和谐的是，许多游客不爱惜花，闯入花地将向日葵折断、踩倒↓↓有些游客甚至能跟前来制止的保安动手...tRlGmp
[【 sunflower bloom in less than a trample around guards shouted individual stop [surprised]] a large park of wuhan blooming sunflower particularly conspicuous, tourists, photography fans. And the beauty of disharmony is, many visitors not sparing flowers, broke into the ground to be broken sunflower, down left left some tourists even came to stop security guards begin... tRlGmp]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#赛车估计你们都见过，赛卡车赛半挂呢？[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬] tRlEpew
[Old driver class # # the car estimated that all of you have seen, the truck racing half hanged? [hope] [hope] [hope] tRlEpew]
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冷笑话精选：转需给首页的粉丝们，想想戴上特步星际VR眼镜，就能和爱豆一起挑战太空副本，和明星面对面，看TA只对着自己说话，想想就有些小激动呢！#有玩没完之特步联盟#
[Turn to for fans of the home page, think about wearing xtep interstellar VR glasses, can challenge a copy of the space, with love beans and star face to face, the TA only spoke to her, think about it a little excited! Have play on # # xtep alliance]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##东风风神AX#【靠脸吃饭？试驾东风风神AX .T车型】为了吸引年轻人的目光，设计师给了AX一套非常独特的外观。我们曾经试过.L的车型，动力给了勉强够用的结论。难道只能靠脸吃饭？这次看看.T的车型能否扳回一成。tRlUHVfX
[# every test evaluation # # dongfeng fengshen AX# 【 on the face eat? Drive of dongfeng fengshen AX. T models 】 in order to attract the attention of young people, stylist to AX a very unique look. Once we tried. L model, power for the conclusion of the marginal. Can only rely on face to eat? Look at this time. Can T models back to ten percent. tRlUHVfX]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#大梦小家#进行纸伞展馆的改造任务，困难重重，意外不断 @胡海泉 @苏醒AllenSu @吉克隽逸 会如何应对呢？梦想行动队为余杭纸伞的传承全力以赴！tRlLcyC
[Big dream home # # for paper umbrella transformation task of the pavilion, the difficulties, accident constantly AllenSu awakening @ hu haiquan @ @ JiKeJuan escape Will be how to deal with? Dream team for the inheritance of yuhang paper umbrella go all out! tRlLcyC]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：让女朋友出去找工作，很不男人？具体是这样的，我们相识两年，大家都有结婚的意向。但是，我一个人的经济能力很有限，想起将来婚礼所需要的费用，觉得自己很勉强。女朋友在两个月前因公司裁员失去了工作，就在家里一直呆着。开始我以为她是在家投简历。但是我每次回到家里，都发现她...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend let girlfriend go out to look for a job, is not a man? Concrete is that we get to know each other for two years, all have married. But, I a persons economic ability is limited, think of the cost of the wedding in the future, feel very reluctantly. Girlfriend in lost her job two months ago because of downsizing, just stay at home. I thought she is at home have a resume. But every time I returned home, found her... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小浪同学爱吐槽：【最牛撑杆跳！男生高校运动会上演“顺杆爬”...[二哈]】日，福建师范大学举办校运会，一男生参加撑杆跳比赛，在跃入空中时突然“停滞”，随后他利用身体平衡，努力往杆顶爬...这一幕简直让场边同学笑晕↓↓而这名同学却说“当时是下意识的”↓↓难度系数也是很高了[跪了]tRlGRBs
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首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
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