微博搞笑排行榜：
留一句，曾帮你度过艰难的话 _____________________________
[Leave the way, have to help you through difficult _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
Dear-迪丽热巴：靓女生日快乐，一如既往为您打call[爱你]给您我的小心心[心]@杨幂
[Pretty girl happy birthday, continue to play for you call love you [] to give you my heart [heart] @ Yang carefully]
一只喜欢默默表演的小透明。工作联系helloworkwork@🍒
同道大叔：愿你知道你想要什么
想完成什么
想成为怎样的自己
希望你一直希望的
终会实现
晚安[心]
[You would like to know what you want what < br > < br > want to finish what want to be your < br > < br > you hope you have been hoping that will implement the < br > good night [heart]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
思想聚焦：每天都处在心有余而睡眠不足，心有余而智商不足，心有余而余额不足的状态。
[Not get enough sleep every day is more and more and IQ is insufficient, the heart more than the less balance state. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
赛琳娜Selina：在你們眼中是怎樣的生日夜晚呢？
快跟我分享吧！
姊現在也要來看回放好好回味一下惹！❤💋😘
好愛我的姊妹，
好愛SHE!!!
歲了！
生日快樂！
[In your eyes is what kind of birthday night? < br > to share with me! < br > sister now also want to see a replay to savor the mess with! ❤💋😘
好爱我的姊妹，
好爱SHE!!! < br > years old! < br > happy birthday! ]
S.H.E的SPinky的媽咪浴帽貝蕾帽的發明者努力復健中的女子
郭采洁：事情是這樣的，女仕
@杨幂
[The thing is, < br > she @ Yang mi]
small but potent 事务联系（nickshowbiz@qq）
张国荣微吧：#张国荣生日快乐# 秋风带凉，红叶翻飞，深秋中的你依然填密我梦想；流年似水，时光荏苒，情怀依旧如昨。[心]六十一岁的张国荣先生，您好，鲜花与掌声赠与您，愿与您度过每一个春夏秋冬。[愛你]
tRpSgpzc
#哥哥张国荣#
[Happy birthday # # Leslie cheung autumn with cool, roaring, red leaves in autumn you still packing my dream; Time went by, the time flies, still like yesterday. [heart] year old Mr Cheung, how are you, give you flowers and applause, willing to work with you through each spring, summer, autumn and winter. Love you [] < br > < br > tRpSgpzc < br > < br > # # brother Leslie cheung]
哥哥张国荣，年月日生于香港，是一位在全球华人社会和亚洲地区具有影响力的歌手、演员和音乐人。
德卡先生的信箱：“我想明白了，世界上还是存在忙起来也忘不掉的事的。我忙着生活，忙着学习，至少闲时也忙着看剧，可我还是想抱你。”
[I want to see, the world still busy forget things, too. Im busy life, busy learning, at least also busy spare time watching drama, but I still want to hug you. ]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌的人
张彬彬Vin：祝我大气可爱的少女幂生日快乐[蛋糕][蛋糕]有时间一起开黑啊[doge]@杨幂
[Happy birthday to I atmospheric lovely girl power [cake] [cake] have time with black doge @ Yang mi]
喜欢打篮球，喜欢听歌，喜欢清新青草、阳光的味道。
王尼玛：睡前话题： 如果你的人生是一本书，那这本书的名字会是什么？
[Bedtime topic if your life is a book, that what is the name of the book? ]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
日食记：你不睡觉的刷微博，在想啥呢？[月亮]
[You dont sleep brush weibo, in want to what? [moon]]
合作邮箱：sean@canbox.tv
思想聚焦：每人说一样你最不喜欢吃的东西，我先来：榴莲
[You dont like to eat most like one of each, I come first durian]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
BIGBIG张大大：本来是想要发我们仨平日里一起视频通话的截图的[微笑]…但是[doge]…因为是你生日[心]…还是发点美照吧[憧憬]…@杨幂 生日快乐!!!～[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]
[Is originally want to send us sa daily video calls capture [smiles]... But [doge]... Because is you birthday [heart]... Lets send some beautiful photos [hope]... @ Yang mi happy birthday!!!!!! ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]
【工作联系】谢婷--
在下萝莉控ii：@陈一发儿 三周年贺图！祝发姐年年有今日！岁岁有今朝！大吉大利，天天吃鸡！
[@ Chen Yifa son Third anniversary figure! ZhuFa elder sister from year to year has today! Year has today! Prosperous, every day to eat chicken! ]
斗鱼房间号： 炉石传说第一颜值(帅)选手 懒癌晚期 可御可萌可帅你一脸 打起游戏就是汉子 深爱二次元的宅魔王_(зゝ∠)_
豆瓣说：你留下一个想问的问题，其他人假装前任回答一下
[You leave a question want to ask, others pretend to be his answer]
嘻嘻
CNU_blank：“从小我就懂得保护自己，我知道要想不被人拒绝，最好的办法就是先拒绝别人。”——《东邪西毒》
[I learned to protect themselves from the childhood, I know that one way to avoid being rejected, the best way is to refuse others first. - east evil west poison]
优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）
张国荣微吧：『生日快樂 Happy Happy Birthday 』[心]
#张国荣生日快乐#
[Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday [heart] < br > < br > Happy Birthday # # Leslie cheung]
哥哥张国荣，年月日生于香港，是一位在全球华人社会和亚洲地区具有影响力的歌手、演员和音乐人。
雷军：今天发布了 小米MIX, 小米Note和小米笔记本Pro，都是我们心血之作，希望没有辜负大家的期望！晚安！
[Note MIX today released the millet, millet and millet notebook Pro, are our efforts, I hope I didnt live up to the expectations of you! Good night! ]
小米董事长，金山软件董事长。业余爱好是天使投资。
电影集结号：Dear Leslie，岁生日快乐[蛋糕][心]
[Dear Leslie, happy birthday cake [] [heart]]
在这里，阿集带你发现一个全新的电影视界。公众号：jijiecc，合作QQ：，有疑问请私信。
韩国me2day：#金南俊生日快乐# 你是防弹少年团最棒的队长,是性感有才华的Rap Monster.各方面都很优越的你,可爱的拉蒙生日粗卡~~[心][心][心]
[# # Jin Najun happy birthday, youre the best bulletproof youth club captain is sexy and talented Rap Monster. All aspects are very superior you, lovely ramon coarse birthday card ~ ~ [heart] [heart] [heart]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
噗嗤大叔：异地恋到底有多么不容易 _____________？
[Long-distance-love is how not easy to draw? ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
人民网：今天没有对象！[允悲]
[Today there is no object! [allow sad]]
报道全球 传播中国
沈梦辰：老爸！您也太夸张了吧！把贵重物品放在我的床头柜里，把薛之谦的签名照放保险柜里！我说怎么找不到了[允悲]
[Old daddy! You also too exaggeration! Put the valuables in my bedside table, put the memory of autographed safe! How do I say I cant find it [allow sad]]
工作邮箱smc.studio@qq
电商报：【快递员送件被打致高位截瘫 肇事者已被行拘】申通快递十里堡片区的负责人杨经理说，该快递员小李在兴隆家园南区派送快递时，一户居民家中无人，其就电话联系收件人，“收件人说分钟后回来，小李说可以，并在小区继续派送快递。”约分钟后，小李接到对方电话，此时他正在相邻楼栋送件，希望对方等
[The Courier delivery is paraplegic Who has been arrested 】 shentong express line, Yang said, head of the television area in the Courier xiao li xinglong south delivery Courier, the residents no one in the home, the telephone contact the recipient, said the recipient minutes back, xiao li said, and in the community to continue to send express. After some minutes, xiao li got a call from each other, send at this time he is on the adjacent building, hope the other party, etc]
电商报，看电商，微博电商媒体影响力第一！ 消息、爆料请私信...业务合作QQ： 网址：dsb
这里是美国：只有在你检视内心深处时，你的视野才会变得清晰。向外探究的人只是在做梦，朝内挖掘的人终将开悟。——荣格
[Only when you look at heart, your vision will become clear. To explore the only dreaming, dig itself will be enlightened. - Carl jung]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
乐游浙江：#台湾网红趴趴走# 湖州，自古以来素有丝绸之府，鱼米之乡，文化之邦的美誉，且有着南太湖明珠之称。湖笔、湖丝、湖茶，多年历史的江南古城，早已承载了太多丰盛美好的想象，忍不住即日出发！ tRpaJaqa
[# # Taiwan web celebrity lie prone to lie prone walk huzhou, since the ancient times known as the silk mansion, the hometown of fish and rice, the state of culture, and has a NaTaiHu pearl. Writing brush produced in huzhou, huzhou silk, tea, lake jiangnan ancient history for many years, the already carrying too much abundance beautiful imagination, cant help but start now! tRpaJaqa]
新鲜旅试睡摄影家俱乐部，喊你来玩！爱旅游请加QQ群，摄影家可入（ 备注微博昵称）~精彩旅程分享，请@新浪浙江旅游。
北美吐槽君：“我净身出户赔了三倍赔偿金给前妻，就为了和她在一起，结果...”
[I lost three times the damages to his ex-wife clean body leave home, just to be with her, the result... ]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
折花哥：颜值即正义，已经摔坏了一个iPhone一个iPad咬坏N条数据线扒掉十几颗多肉，可还得亲亲抱抱举高高，吃什么都得让它先尝尝，人家就是好看就是萌，没辙。
[Level that is justice in appearance, already broke an iPhone a rip off the bite bad article N cable a dozen more than meat, and can also xoxo for tall, eat what to have to make it taste, the somebody else is good is the sprout, department. ]
李想：北京世贸天阶，展示到号。现场看完了，再来发个评论，谈谈实车的感受。
[Beijing wto-day order, to the number. The finished, again to send a comment, talk about the feeling of the real vehicle. ]
车和家CEO
我们爱讲冷笑话：#冷兔晚安时间# 一组来自匈牙利大师的神奇催眠图，一看就困！睡不着的来看看[doge]
[# # cold rabbit good night time a set of master from Hungary magic figure, hypnosis is trapped! Can not sleep to see [doge]]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
圈太子：pgone吸毒？？？网友扒出陌陌号，陌陌上发大麻。卧槽……
[Pgone drug??? Netizens pulled out Momo, stranger on the safety of marijuana. Oh my god... ]
娱乐爆料评论人
奏耐天津：晚安天津，晚安小耐们。[心]今日话题：说一部暴露年龄的电视剧。
[ good evening, good night tianjin small resistance. [heart] todays topic say a exposure age of the TV series. ]
【家乡微博】关心都市民生，关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里！】
李小萌ANNABEL：tRpSgTcY
[tRpSgTcY]
假如让我回到往日时光，哪怕一个晚上(-_-)zzz
MusicWars：Taylor Swift《Love Story》发行九周年。
We were both young when I first saw you.[心]
tRpSgmV
[Taylor Swift Love Story issue JiuZhou years. < br > < br > We were both young when I first saw you [heart] < br > < br > tRpSgmV]
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