北美吐槽君：
“我该怎么处理男友和闺蜜的关系？”
[How can I deal with the relationship between the boyfriend and girlfriends? ]
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周杰小先生：這麼多年一直有人在污衊我，原因很簡單因為我不肯低頭不肯屈服。
[Over the years has been someone slander me, the reason is simple because I would not bowed their heads and yield. ]
工作及合作请私信谢谢！
折花哥：七仙女+田螺姑娘，才是中国男性对适婚女性的群体理想人设吧，美丽贤惠家境好倒贴下嫁生娃包揽家务还能凭空变出柴米油盐金银财宝，要是生完了娃一年只用见一次，简直完美。不同意？灰姑娘和白马王子？那是外国人好伐？
[Hand-woven cloth + field snail girl, is the Chinese men of marriageable womens groups ideal person, beautiful and virtuous good family (married gave birth to her do the housework can conjure up daily necessities treasure out of thin air, if have finished she only see once a year, absolutely perfect. Dont agree? Cinderella and the prince charming? That was a foreigner! ]
壮士来一发嘛：眼看女儿就要到青春期了，我打算给她讲讲青春期的性知识以及如何自我保护。
我把女儿叫过来：“闺女，我和你聊点事儿。”
“好呢，什么事？”
“额……那啥……”我突然不知道该怎么开头，“也没啥，就是……关于性方面的事。”
女儿看着我吞吞吐吐的样子笑了：“性知识？好的妈，你有什么不懂的尽管问
[Daughter seemed to adolescence, Im going to tell her about puberty sexual knowledge and how to protect themselves. < br > I call her daughter to come over girl, you and I talk about something. < br > , what is it? < br > well... That what... Suddenly I dont know how to start , also nothing, just...... About the sex. < br > the daughter looked at I speak hesitatingly smiled sexual knowledge? Good mother, you have what not understand though to ask]
微博第一长奶，两性小达人！公共号：zhuangslyfm
威福侠：刚看完热门热搜：情侣吵架女子当场脱衣，看错了，是男子当场脱衣！[允悲][污][允悲][污] tRpoZrZ
[Just watching a hot hot search lovers quarrel woman strip on the spot, wrong, is man strip on the spot! [allow sad] [pollution] [allow sad] [pollution] tRpoZrZ]
聚焦快消品+互联网，整合推广活动资源，优化异业合作，谈合作的约起
東來_ldldick：继续奔波，明天HK见#老法师的日常#
[Continue to rush about, see you tomorrow HK old mage daily # #]
FLICKR和图虫ID：ldldick；器材交易请关注@東來軍火庫
囧糗大百科：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我可以笑一天 #搞笑#
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can # # funny laugh a day]
让我们一起往奇葩、逗逼、中二的方向前进！
魔音糯米：昨天的m压枪只是一部分。
今天，是最近大家说我最像外挂的操作，sks秒发，还有ak红点平移扫射！
全部的操作都是在网吧，用网吧的电脑完成的，ak八倍镜压枪，sks两秒发平移横扫！
我相信！蓝洞公司有跟暴雪一样处理用户申诉的态度！只不过远在韩国的蓝洞总部，对金秀焕在中国的权钱交易手腕不
[M pressure gun is just part of yesterday. < br > < br > today, is the most recent everybody said I most like the operation of the external, SKS, seconds, and ak red dot translation shot! < br > < br > are all operating in the Internet cafe, use Internet bar computer, ak eight times mirror pressure gun, SKS swept two seconds to send translation! < br > < br > I believe! Blue holes have like blizzard handles the customers complaint attitude! Just as far away as South Koreas blue hole based on Jin Xiuhuan trade power wrist is not in China]
斗鱼 网易云：魔音糯米
PS3保罗：小黑开着Project ONE登场！#法兰克福车展#
[The little black open Project ONE! # # Frankfurt motor show]
工作联系QQ：
青岛黄晓晨：#爱生活爱搞笑##爱旅行爱摄影#想和你一起漫步在土耳其的大街小巷??.
[# love life love funny # # # love travel photography, want to walk with you in the streets of Turkey?? The.]
我爱这个星球上每一个善良的人！
草原马六：《经典回顾》 多少年过去了，那句歌词依旧会串成： 王朝马汉武则天！！[允悲][允悲][允悲] tRpowRn
[Classic review how many years have passed, the words of the lyrics still strings dynasty mahan wu zetian!!!!! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRpowRn]
搞笑猎奇类爱好者！
北京胡芦娃是大霸王：胡欠欠舍我其谁[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲] tRpoZfr
[Hu owed owe [allow sad] the world [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRpoZfr]
北京妞儿！爱国安！爱纹身！爱旺星人！爱喵星人！崇文永存！宣武永存！不喜欢我的人后来都死了……您随意～
是女生就要这样屌：女人要修炼成的五样东西：扬在脸上的自信，长在心底的善良，融进血里的骨气，如清风拂面的温柔，刻进命里的坚强！
[Women to uniting into five things Yangs confidence in the face, long in the bottom of my heart good, circulate in the blood of backbone, such as gentle breeze stroke, carved into the life of the strong! ]
真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌。商务合作加Q：
名言金句：很多时候，心里明明不是那样想的却控制不了自己而说出相反的话，究竟是我们太执着于所谓的自尊，还是我们都已经习惯了口是心非。
[Many times, the in the mind clearly not so want to but cant control myself and say the opposite, whether we are too obsessed with the so-called self-esteem, or we are accustomed to speak. ]
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欧洲时报：【法国总统保卫警官午餐“太寒酸”引争议】法国总统周一(日)访问东部地区Forbach，一名随行的当地警官将自己的午餐放上网。图中的午餐只有一个苹果、一盒果汁和一袋饼干。一名警员表示，“当我们知道午餐只有这些时，以为只是个玩笑”。“而且因为工作安排，我们也不能去快餐店买饭”。警方称，这样
[【 officer, Frances President, to defend the lunch too shabby contentious 】 the French President () to visit east Forbach on Monday, a traveling with the local police officer put online the lunch. The lunch only one apple in the graph, a box of fruit juice and a bag of cookies. A police officer said, when we know that only those lunch, thought that was a joke. And because work schedule, we cant go to a fast food restaurant to buy rice. Police said that]
欧洲最具影响力的中文日报。
一句语录签名：我不傻 一些事情你没讲 可是我都明白
[Im not dumb things you didnt speak But I know]
热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名 总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号：y [爱你]（推广合作QQ）
Mc阿哲-：深夜了，忙乎到现在。tRpoZNPD ，给大家来一张我自我感觉比较狠的图片！
[Late at night, spend till now. TRpoZNPD, give you a picture I feel more hard! ]
YY直播间ID：， 原创歌曲 （有你） （做你的兄弟） （别无所求）。。
爱卡汽车：#每日车事##法兰克福车展# 【保时捷全新Cayenne亮相】在第届法兰克福车展上，保时捷全新Cayenne（中文名为卡宴）正式亮相。作为家族中的第三代车型，新一代Cayenne基于大众集团最新的MLB Evo平台打造，采用了全新速Tiptronic S变速箱，平顺性得到进一步提升。
tRpowfH
[Frankfurt motor show things # # # # daily car porsche Cayenne new appearance in the first session of the Frankfurt motor show, porsche Cayenne new presented (called the Cayenne) in Chinese. As the third generation in the family models, a new generation of Cayenne is based on the Volkswagen groups latest MLB Evo platform, used the new speed Tiptronic S gearbox, further improve ride comfort. < br > tRpowfH]
中国汽车社会化网络互动媒体平台，拥有中国领先的汽车主题社区。
纯色写真：摄影：@我叫王小麦麦
后期：@摄影师川哲
模特：@陆璃Loory
[Photography @ I call late Wang Xiaomai wheat < br > @ photographer sichuan zhe < br > model @ Loory bottle of lu]
纯糖水 日系 森系 摄影师作品展示 “版权归原创者所有” 头像：摄影师Luna_Atlantis 加：mnypai
邢台云梦山景区199306：清心素食，徒步多公里到达云梦山。
[Blessed are vegetarian, yunmeng mountain hiking miles arrived. ]
邢台云梦山是国家A级景区，国家地质公园，省级风景名胜区。景区山岳类型。景区水资源丰富，被称之为“北方九寨沟”。可谓太行水世界，九瀑十八潭。
长春传：中日联安保不是盖的
[Sino-japanese security not cover]
微： 接受突发事件爆料 商业合作
泰拳超级粉丝：这位俄罗斯拳手 ，以转身摆腿 ko星当 一战成名！
[The Russian boxer, in order to turn the swing ko star when fame! ]
木遥：怎么办对吴亦凡有点路转粉啊。
三年二班里感觉吴亦凡唱的比小白好小白比TT好，结果最后是TT晋级了……
[To do a little way on queer wu turned to powder. < br > < br > years in the second class feel queer wu sang better than white white is better than TT, the result is TT advance at last... ]
个人公众号：木遥
心灵感悟驿站：友情和爱情一样，也是有保鲜期的，想一想，有多少已经不联系的朋友，默默地存在于你的通讯录中。 不是不想联系，实在是人生残酷，时空变幻，你我再无交集，与其相见，不如怀念，与其攀缘，不如随缘。人生不过是一场旅行，你路过我，我路过你，然后，各自修行，各自向前
[Friendship and love, also have freshness, think about it, how many have not contact friends, silently exist in your address book. Not dont want to contact, it is life is cruel, time and space changes, you and me no intersection, rather than meet, as miss, rather than climbing, as fate. But life is a journey, you pass by me, I pass by you, then, their practice, their forward]
关注微信：（yijuhuaxinyuhui）知名情感博主
喝着咖啡唱着歌的小蛐蛐：晚安
未眠人 weibou
[A sleepless night < br > weibou]
小窝窝一个
树袋熊在德国：坐飞机没那么难受的话，每个月坐一趟都没问题，十来个小时睡不着又不能玩手机上网的话太煎熬，有没有啥飞机专用安眠药的[允悲]喝酒也没啥用
[Happens less by plane, take a trip every month is no problem, up to ten hours of sleep and dont play with mobile Internet too, have what special plane of sleeping pills allow sorrow drink or futile]
人生不过是自己体验一遭，外人不过是看热闹
Fei姐：听说失眠的人都是瘦子🙋
[听说失眠的人都是瘦子🙋 ]
Weixin
台北民宿：滷肉燥、麻油、醋、蔥、薑、蒜 = 意猶未盡
[Marinated pork, sesame oil, vinegar, Onions, ginger, garlic = wanting more]
爸爸說...在家靠父母，出外靠朋友。
是顾异得：乌云乌云快走开
[The clouds the clouds go away]
年轻且优秀颓废且积极
英文教师：[心]Learn to see things, is to protect their best.学着看淡一些事情，才是对自己最好的保护。[心]
[[heart] Learn to see things, is to protect their best. Learn to see light some things, is the best protection for yourself. [heart]]
喜欢新浪微博，分享英文小知识，欢迎关注老师
哟呼OWO：嗝。
[Hic. ]
机务段抱怨单身的头号屌丝，欢迎妹子前来勾搭。小学生车迷勿扰，上班不闲聊，不带人跑车，勿扰。
大欧洲吐槽君：“跟室友们相处，是我有问题还是他们有问题？”
[Get along with roommates, is I have a question, or they have a problem? ]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号：ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
花希Hayes：以前恋爱，常觉得一辈子不现实，但和你在一起啊，突然觉得也不是不可能。你的眼睛是贼，偷走了时间，等我回过神来，已经是好几年。
[In love before, often feel that life is not the reality, but with you ah, suddenly feel not impossible. Your eyes are a thief, stole the time, when I return to absolute being, has been for several years. ]
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我的损友是个极品：没有点技术，都不好意思骑电动车！第一个#大爷#我是服的！[笑cry] tRpgpf
[There is no point technology, was too embarrassed to ride electric vehicles! The first uncle # # I am suit! [laughing cry] tRpgpf]
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