李沁：
你沁[污][心]
[You ooze [pollution] [heart]]
工作联系：ruijie@ liqinstudio@
冷笑话精选：狗子喝完水之后，露出了无比灿烂的笑容……看到感觉可以开心一整天！
tRCogZt
[Dog child after drinking the water, the incomparably bright smile... See can feel happy all day! < br > tRCogZt]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
人民日报：【《战狼》太个人英雄主义？吴京一番话怒怼！】《战狼》票房不断刷新，但有人质疑电影太过于个人英雄主义。吴京怒怼：“别人拍你们觉得OK，中国人一拍你们就觉得太个人英雄主义？我就展现一下中国军人的精气神而已，怎么就不行？必须行！看不惯别看，看美国片去。”全程高能↓↓tRCXWG
[[the war Wolf too personal heroism? Wu words nu Dui!] The war Wolf box office constantly refreshed, but some question too personal heroism film. Wu nu Dui Chinese a beat others make you feel OK, you will feel too personal heroism? I will show how Chinese soldiers of the vigor, why can not? Must do it! Dont like watching, watching American films. The entire high-energy left left tRCXWG down]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
同道大叔：总是在大环境里有自己的小世界，不随波逐流，不趋炎附势，也不愿成为除了自己之外的任何谁谁谁。眼神干净，心里坚定。是天蝎。[心]
[Always in the environment has its own little world, dont go with the flow, dont shed, also dont want to be in addition to their any so-and-so. Look clean, the in the mind. Is a Scorpio. [heart]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
思想聚焦：看了《战狼》才知道，有中国护照才是最骄傲的事！ 中国护照不一定能带你去世界任何地方，但能把你从任何地方接回家。
[Watching war Wolf just know, have a Chinese passport is the most proud of matter! Chinese passport may not take you to anywhere in the world, but it can take you anywhere from home. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
潘石屹：一老朋友说：“你回北京没有？请我吃饭！”我：“好啊。”于是刚刚就大吃了一顿，离我公斤体重的目标又远了。
[A friend said have you back to Beijing? Invite I to have a meal! Me good. Then just big eat a meal, and far away from the goal of my kg weight. ]
永葆一颗纯洁、仁慈和意气风发的心。
疯一样得胖子：la prairie的面膜刷，小东西就不卖了，评论里随机抽个人送出去
[La prairie mask brush, little thing is not to sell, taking random personal send out comment]
一个做护肤品特卖的微博
最神奇的视频：【吴京：一切不怕从零开始】岁开始鼻子断，岁脑袋开瓢，岁下肢瘫痪，岁脚断，身上缝针，连结婚都是拄着拐杖去的。出道多年坚持不用替身，实打实战，来听听讲述他的传奇经历。[赞]tRCoiG
[Age of wujing all not afraid from scratch 】 【 broken nose, head KaiPiao age, the age of lower limb paralysis, years of foot broken stitches, even is on crutches to get married. Debut for many years to insisting avatars, real war, came to hear about his legendary experience. [who] tRCoiG]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
英式没品笑话百科：“犯我中华者，虽远必诛”这句话，用英文怎么翻译最有感觉？
not found
——twitter unclenine
[Make me the person, although far will over this sentence, how to translate in English the most feeling? < br > < br > not found < br > < br > - twitter unclenine]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
全球旅游攻略：比张家界玻璃栈道恐怖倍，这次重庆又又又要火了...
[Times than zhangjiajie glass plank road terror, the chongqing again and again to fire... ]
全球旅游攻略：为你推荐出行时计划，指引你最美的季节去最美的地方！遇见就关注吧~商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
刘宪华Henry-Lau：宝贝 。 我去接你吧 。
[Baby. I go to pick you up. ]
大家好！是我！ 刘宪华 Henry !
一米便当：虾饺是广式早茶中的经典。晶莹Q弹的皮儿，裹着爽滑清鲜的虾肉馅，吃时蘸上醋，一口咬下去...哇！#一米便当##厨房的诱惑##最美厨娘# @鲜城 tRoOhk
[The classic of shrimp dumplings is cantonese morning tea. Glittering and translucent Q play peels, wrapped in a smooth clear fresh shrimp meat, eat when dipped in vinegar, bite... A wow! # meter bento # # # # kitchen temptation most beautiful kitchen niang # @ tRoOhk bright city]
食要讲究，不将就。
白菜：#白菜的红包#快看！你年的大红包在这里！我刚刚往红包里塞了现金，领取开启惊喜~tRInNYRr
[# # cabbage red envelopes look! You years of big red envelope over here! I just stuffed in red envelopes of cash, and obtain a surprise ~ tRInNYRr]
公正客观地看待每个反馈，认真谨慎地发布各类白菜活动！我的唯一小马甲@污菜 ！其他都是冒牌的~
同学你该吃药了：秒内转发 月开始你将财运滚滚 好运不断[太开心][心]
[Seconds of forward month you will good luck finances rolling continuously [quite happy] [heart]]
歪腰歪腰。
滕雨佳Amiu：你知道
作为一名精致的女纸
出门需要多少步骤吗？
说出来我怕你惭愧[酷][doge][doge]
#和佳一起变美#
tRCKFKU tRCGx
[Do you know < br > < br > as a delicate female paper out of how many steps? < br > said in my fear you ashamed [cool] [doge] [doge] < br > # thereof together become beautiful # < br > tRCKFKU tRCGx]
淘宝店铺Shock Amiujstorymade.m.taobao
快乐大本营：【#快乐大本营二十周年#一千零一奇妙夜（下）】头戴皇冠，身披荆棘，在野火中涅槃，在暴风中生长，你是最好的《西门少年》，永远的舞台皇后！[憧憬]@李宇春 @李宇春疯狂工作室 tRCNBV
[Wonderful night [# happy camp th anniversary # one thousand and one (bottom) 】 wore a crown, wearing the thorns, nirvana in wildfires, growth in the storm, you are the best Simon young, the stage of queen forever! [hope] @ @ li li crazy tRCNBV studio]
湖南卫视《快乐大本营》官方微博，我们每周六晚与你准时相约快乐周末！
李维嘉：家人是最棒的存在！快本来了！
[Family is the best! Originally! ]
演艺工作请洽经纪人小胡benh@gmail
大脑切片：哈哈哈哈哈哈小女孩的内心崩溃了[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha the little girls heart collapsed [laugh cry]]
这次 你是不是再也不会离开了
猫扑：国外两小哥不一样的健身日常，果然男人要是骚起来 也就没女人啥事了[二哈] tRKnIO
[Overseas two little elder brother is not the same fitness routine, if indeed man SAO No woman what happened [two ha] tRKnIO]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：人真正老了不是开始被叫“阿姨”“叔叔”那一刻，而是被叫“阿姨”“叔叔”也不觉得有什么奇怪那一刻。
[One really old not start was called uncle aunt at that moment, it was called uncle aunt what dont feel strange at the moment. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
成都商报：#吴京怒怼无脑提问# 近日有人质疑《战狼》剧情，吴京怒怼：美国片儿一个人打一个师都不死，我打十几个雇佣兵就得死，你被美国人欺负惯了吧？贱不贱呐？tRCohPk你怎么看？
[# wu nu Dui no brain question # has some question war Wolf story, wu nu Dui the type of a person to play a division is deathless, I played a dozen mercenariesll die, you are americans are used to bully? Some dont base? TRCohPk what do you think? ]
《成都商报》是西部地区发行量和影响力最大的主流媒体。新闻爆料热线：-。合作联系：QQ：；QQ：；QQ：；QQ：.
头条新闻：【莫迪终于就洞朗对峙出声 仍企图用谈判蒙混拖延】中印在洞朗对峙持续，中方近日连续发出明确而强硬的表态后，印度总理莫迪今天总算出来表态了，但却仍是在用“和平谈判”来蒙混拖延。莫迪在视频讲话中说，对话是解决中印洞朗对峙僵局的唯一方式，希望双方以此方式解决问题。 tRCNTht
[【 modi is hole lang finally confrontation noise is still trying to buy 】 to use negotiations to deceive India long standoff continued, the hole after the recent consecutive China send a clear and strong position, Indias prime minister, Mr Modi finally coming out today, but it is still in use peace talks to get delayed. Modi said in a video address, the dialogues the only way to solve the hole lang confrontation stalemate China and India, the hope is on the way to solve the problem. tRCNTht]
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中国有嘻哈：#中国有嘻哈# 【小时谁是最弱一环？】
制作人吴亦凡@Mr_凡先生 @張震嶽 @MCHOTDOG熱狗 @潘瑋柏 三组战队已集结完毕！全国强都踏上了小时淘汰赛的征程，晋级或淘汰都已不重要，相互鼓励一起击败困难，才是最燃最燥的嘻哈精神！一起燥！[haha][haha] tRCEp
[# # China with hip hop who is the weakest link in hours? < br > the producer Mr Wu queer @ Mr_ every @ DJ orange @ @ pan weibo MCHOTDOG hot dogs Three groups of team has been assembled finished! Strong across the country have for an hour the knockout, promotion or elimination is not important, beat difficult to encourage each other together, is the most burning and dry spirit of hip hop! Dry together! (haha) haha tRCEp]
德卡先生的信箱：“你會來的...吧？”
[Youd come...? ]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌的人
造物集：#造物集# 【湿拓画】可以在水上画画的神奇技能，这种工艺的独特性，让每幅画都是独一无二的。这么牛的艺术源自哪里？当然是中国🇨🇳
tRCopUy tRXjvDm
[Set # # creation can draw on the water wet billiton draw 】 【 magic skills, the uniqueness of this process, let each painting is unique. So the art of cattle from where? 当然是中国🇨🇳
tRCopUy tRXjvDm ]
手作温暖生活，魔力TV旗下成员。造物集官方店铺：httpsshop.taobao 合作联系：zaowuji@xinpianchang
挑款师：这简直就是我理想中孩子爹的样子啊
[This is my ideal child father ah]
这里是你的私人挑款师，关注这里，分享美丽，留住快乐！
苑子豪：倒计时两天 ⃣️天
渠道特供 专属赠礼 都在底下啦
各取所需 八月七日 不见不散呦
❤️
#不好意思,我也是第一次当大人#
[Countdown two days ⃣ ️ day < br > channels for exclusive gift All below < br > August , Be there or be square yo < br > ❤ ️ < br > < br > # embarrassed, I also is the first time when the adult #]
工作请联系邮箱：workyzh@／工作QQ：／图书 《穿越人海拥抱你》现已温暖上市
这里是美国：这个小女孩在化妆舞会想成为的人居然是。。。结局好暖心[心]tRSCKXdz
[The little girl in the costume party people who want to be is... Warm heart [heart] tRSCKXdz ends well]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
杜海涛：我妈咪跟我们一起庆祝生日啦😄@涛儿妈
[我妈咪跟我们一起庆祝生日啦😄@涛儿妈 ]
我爱我自己。
中国新闻网：#中国温度#【重庆虎妈余年不放弃 重度脑瘫儿成英文翻译[赞]】岁的李管彦平岁时被确诊为重度脑瘫。母亲辞职在家照料他，对他进行严格的康复训练，因太过严厉被称为“虎妈”。没上过一天学的他自学成才，英文流利，已翻译出版了本书，还为偶像@TFBOYS组合 创作了多首应援歌曲。tRoMnTG
[Temperature # # China chongqing tiger mother years dont give up [great]] severe cerebral palsy son into English translation, at the age of li GuanYanPing was diagnosed with severe cerebral palsy. Mothers resignation at home to take care of him, to strict rehabilitation training, he was too severe is called the tiger mother. Not on a day to learn his self-taught, fluent in English, the translated published book, also for idol @ TFBOYS combination created many who song. tRoMnTG]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
玩转instagram：那些温馨的小卧室[心]
[Those sweet little bedroom [heart]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
深夜徐老师：直男大改造：从村炮变成吴亦凡是一种什么样的体验？tRCSVWZ
[Straight men great transformation from village cannon into a queer wu is a kind of what kind of experience? tRCSVWZ]
更多好内容在微信公众号（ID：shenyefachi）
苑子文：以前只有弟弟会开椰子，于是我只能整箱买，然后拿到他家喝。后来我学会了，当我非常完美地开完一个椰子，拍照给他炫耀的时候，他只对我轻描淡写说了一句话，你买椰子啦？拿几个来分享一下。[拜拜]
#不好意思,我也是第一次当大人#
[Only brother will open a coconut before, so I can only buy the whole box, and then to his house to drink. Later I learned that when I was very perfect after a coconut, take pictures to give him to show off, he just light said a words to me, you bought a coconut? Take a few to share. [bynum] # < br > Im sorry, I am also the first time when the adult #]
念书 北京大学社会学系大三 写字 《我们都一样，年轻又彷徨》 工作联系：yuanbenchujian@
郭斯特：大家好，我是狐狸，这条微博是我发的。
几个月前，我领着馒头来跟平板说，我要写一本我跟馒头的书。
平板吓得差点蹿上猫爬架。她蹲在爬架后边，露出半张脸问我：狐狸，你会说话？
……你看，我跟她说写书的事，她的思维却停留在我会不会说话。
我觉得会说话应该不足为奇吧？
毕竟平板的微博一直是
[Hello, I am a fox, the weibo is one of my hair. < br > < br > a few months ago, I led the steamed bread to say with the tablet, I want to write a book I with steamed bread. < br > < br > tablet frighten almost jumped on the cat climbing frame. She crouched behind the climbing frame, revealing half a face to ask me fox, can you talk? < br > < br >... You see, I told her to write a book, but stay in I will not speak of her thinking. < br > < br > I think will talk should come as no surprise, right? < br > < br > tablet weibo has been, after all]
我是平板！合作联系QQ，周边在这儿tRzAkS
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