2017年8月26日星期六

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oLV儿飞o:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

猫扑:
    怕是我的姐妹已经给我买了
[Even my sister has bought me]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

一块去旅行:
    茫茫宇宙,浩瀚苍穹。 ​
[The vast universe, the vast sky. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

顶尖设计:
    韩国插画师Ram Han 的梦境世界 ​
[South Koreas illustrator Ram Han dream world]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    我主页置顶的红包,十五分钟后开奖哈。祝你们欧气护体。 ​
[My home page placed at the top of a red envelope, the lottery in fifteen minutes. I wish you the gas. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【她吃一口变半瘫 英国万人联名要求飞机禁发这种零食】英国前电视台制作人、岁的雪德年前在度假时,因在餐厅误食掺有这种小零食的餐点↓↓产生过敏性休克,脑部一度缺氧;如今的雪德头脑十分清晰,却再也无法讲话。她的母亲呼吁飞机禁供这种食物↓↓已获得万人支持[思考]tRCfQ ​
[【 she eat a half collapsed British associations asked ten thousand aircraft bans on the snacks 】 former British television producer, snow, at the age of years ago, while he was on vacation for eating in the restaurant with this small snack food left left produce anaphylactic shock, once the brain hypoxia; Now snow, clear the mind, but cant speak. Her mother called for aircraft forbidden for this kind of food left left [thinking] tRCfQ has won ten thousand people support]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    把这两段截出来了 tRCmKoa
[The cut out tRCmKoa two pieces]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

一块去旅行:
    广州旅行美食推荐|广州那些颜值高的小店家,姑凉们约起拍照和吃 ​​​​。作者:爱吃肉的嗜甜美少女 ​​​
[Guangzhou travel food recommendation | guangzhou the appearance, but high levels of small shops, gu cool about photos and eat. Author love to eat meat is addicted to sweet girl]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

李开复:
    这是我之前写给中国大学生的一封信,现在对青年学生应该依然有帮助。要耐心读完哦。快开学了,转给你认识的大学生吧 ​​​​
[This is a letter addressed to Chinese college students, before I help young students should still now. Be patient reading. Quick opening, to do you know the college students]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【清华二校门被刻“皇上我来了” 目前已修复】网友爆料称,清华大学标志性建筑“二校门”被刻字“皇上我来了”。这是继日晷被刻字后,短短数日内,清华大学古建筑第二次被发现遭刻字破坏↓↓刻字处在门框右侧,目前已被修复,不过从实拍画面来看↓↓痕迹仍清晰可见...[伤心]tRCQtcv ​
[【 tsinghua school is carved two I come the emperor has repair 】 netizen has said, tsinghua university landmark secondary school was the lettering I come the emperor. This is after the sundial was lettering, in just a few days, ancient architecture, tsinghua university for the second time was found to have been left damaged by engraving engraving in the frame on the right side, left has now been repaired, but from the point of view to film the picture left traces left still clearly visible... [sad] tRCQtcv]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利# 尽显硬汉气质 Jeep 牧马人 ​
[Welfare # # night show tough temperament Jeep wrangler]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    粉丝突破万,简单粗暴地感谢大家!(请看图)哈哈!顺便帮大家选了几十个经典的互动话题,搞笑的为主,也有很多感动的。新朋友可以翻翻,老朋友可以收藏。谢谢大家天凌晨的陪伴和支持!🙏 ​[心][爱你]
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讲一个你压箱底的笑话,看了很多次还是会笑裂的那种 ...全文: m.weibo ​

[Thank you fans to break, simple rudely! (see figure) ha ha! By the way, could you help you choose the dozens of classic interactive topics, funny is given priority to, also have a lot of touched. New friends can flip, old friends can collect. Thank you for your morning accompany and support! 🙏 ​[心][爱你]
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讲一个你压箱底的笑话,看了很多次还是会笑裂的那种... The full text m. eibo]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

冷笑话精选:
    评论中留下一个想知道答案的问题,看看有没有人为你解答[二哈] ​
[The comments leave a want to know the answer to that question, see if there are any human you answer ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题# #七夕# ,你最想送她的车是_______________ ​
[# circle topic # # # Chinese valentines day, do you want to send her car is..,]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【岁萌娃吹葫芦丝卖玩偶:我要挣钱给妈妈买礼物】湖北武汉,岁的小男孩周子凌,利用暑假的时间,在街头一边吹葫芦丝一边卖玩偶,已经赚了多元。他说,赚来的钱要给妈妈买个礼物。“妈妈对我可温柔了!”真是个懂事boy[爱你]tRCRAFkz ​
[[years of Eva blowing hulus sell dolls I want to make money buy gifts for my mother 】 hubei wuhan, the little boy at the age of Zhou Ziling, use of summer vacation time, in the street selling dolls, while blowing, hulus has made diversity. And he said, the money to buy a gift for mom. Mom can be tender to me! Is really a sensible boy love you [] tRCRAFkz]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    在看中国有嘻哈进的比赛,到了这个阶段不少选手的潜力也被激发出来了。然后感觉制作人们也越来越进入状态,你们的吴制作人继续目光闪亮,对台上的表现看得很清楚,总能第一时间指出选手在比赛中有什么问题或变化,比如艾福杰尼的抢拍与黄旭的独特唱法...确实能看出吴亦凡是因为热爱,有干货,又敢说...全文: m.weibo ​
[Take a fancy to state-owned hip hop into the game, at this stage the potential of a lot of players was stimulated. Then feel make people become more and more, your wu producers continue to look shiny, see very clearly that the performance of stage always first points out that the players in the game have any problem or change, such as snapping with a unique Huang Xu YiFuJie, etc... Really can see wu queer because of love, there are dry, and dare to say... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

顶尖设计:
    童夢-零,日本第一台超级跑车设计之一 ​
[! - zero, one of Japans first super sports car design]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

MIUI:
    MIUI有嘻哈再次让我觉得,米粉严重被低估了,这一首歌词既点评了@红花会PG_ONE 、@GAI爷只认钱 、@VaVaMiss ,又点评了#MIUI#,把#中国有嘻哈#和#MIUI有嘻哈#结合得太帅了。
[Beautiful MIUI hip-hop again makes me feel, rice seriously undervalued, this song lyrics will not only reviews the @ safflower PG_ONE, only know money, @ VaVaMiss @ GAI ye, and comments on the # MIUI#, # Chinese hip-hop # and # beautiful MIUI hip-hop # combination too handsome.]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    #火星情报局#第一次听说,凭搞笑也可以闯天下!火星的@杨迪 特工可谓是为很多人开辟了人生新道路!🤓[坏笑]
tRCnRYao ​

[Cia # # Mars first heard, with funny can also chuang world! Mars @ yandi agents for a lot of people is opened up a new path in life! 🤓[坏笑]
tRCnRYao ​]


小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【当“皮卡丘”人偶摘下头套时 所有人都泪目了[泪]】近两天的菏泽街头,出现了一个萌萌的皮卡丘,路人可以跟它合影,每次元。穿人偶服的是岁的老人韩秀荣,家有老伴、女儿、女婿三个病号。最近女儿病情有恶化现象需要治疗,老人不得不扮演玩偶挣医药费...↓↓tRCCKb ​
[【 when Pikachu doll remove caps All eyes tears anymore [] tears nearly two days of heze street, there was a sprout of Pikachu, can people take a picture with it, yuan each time. Doll clothing is old old man xiu-rong han, home with his wife, daughter and son-in-law three case. Daughter recently have deterioration phenomenon need to be treated and the old man had to play dolls make medical... Left left tRCCKb]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    还有《楚门的世界》@我的前任是极品以前很喜欢看变相怪杰
[There are the Truman show @ my predecessor is best used to love to see the mask]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

卢健生:
    中国移动香港,手机网速测试,可以不? tRJvKC ​
[China mobile Hong Kong, cell phone speed test, can not? tRJvKC]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【块一张!大爷收顾客“天价”复印费 遭老伴狂揍[二哈]】近日,江西南昌的王先生复印身份证时,被店主大爷漫天要价,他因嫌贵与复印店大爷发生争执。后来元一张的复印件,变成了元一张,连复印店大爷的老伴都看不下去了,上前狂用小拳拳捶大爷胸口↓↓好可爱的奶奶[允悲]tRCaDrK ​
[【 block a! Big ye receive customer day price upwardly adjusted By his wife crazy beat ha] [two] recently, jiangxi nanchang mr.wang copy of id card, the big ye wild speculations by the shop owner, he was too expensive and copy shop big ye dispute. Yuan a copy of the later, become yuan a piece, even the copy shop big ye wife see not bottom go to, to crazy uncle with a small fall lamented the chest left left [allow sad] tRCaDrK lovely grandma]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    看评论→_→@说好的一起胖呢榜姐粉丝高颜值[good][good][good]
[To read the comments - _ - @ say good together fat? Elder sister fans a list of the high level of appearance [good] [good] [good]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

南方都市报:
    【看得心寒!男子拍违章行为 录下一家三口生命最后一刻】近日,河南洛阳一名男子拿手机拍摄违章视频时,意外记录下一家三口的死亡瞬间。视频中,一男子骑摩托车载着妻儿逆行飙车,时速最高达公里。然而,就在他逆行超车时,不幸与对面车辆相撞,一家三口全部遇难。tRCoys 别以身犯险! ​
[【 see more chilling! Man made illegal behavior Recorded three life the last moment 】 recently, henan luoyang a man take phone illegal video, accident record three death moment. In the video, a man on his retrograde racing motorcycle, up to kilometers per hour. However, just when he retrograde overtaking, calamity and the vehicles collided, killing all three. Dont to make risk tRCoys! ​]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    下午听小牛财富副总裁邱总讲宏观经济,受益匪浅!(三)[心][作揖] ​​​
[Afternoon to listen to the mavericks wealth, vice President of the high total macro economy, a lot! () [heart] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    下午听小牛财富副总裁邱总讲宏观经济,受益匪浅!(二)[心][作揖] ​​​
[Afternoon to listen to the mavericks wealth, vice President of the high total macro economy, a lot! () [heart] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    下午听小牛财富副总裁邱总讲宏观经济,受益匪浅!(一)[心][作揖] ​
[Afternoon to listen to the mavericks wealth, vice President of the high total macro economy, a lot! (a) [heart] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

薛蛮子:
    这个👌 ​
[这个👌 ​]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    这个动物是什么东东今天下午海边看到的 ​
[This animal is what east east sea see this afternoon]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    回复@PrcChain谢谢你@PrcChain薛老说得好,得体,准确@薛蛮子转发微博
[Reply @ PrcChain thank you @ PrcChain xue old well said, decent, accurate @ xue barbarian forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子买狐狸当宠物 性子凶残臭气冲天父母无奈报警】云南王某网购了只狐狸当宠物,每天又亲又抱还要搂着睡觉↓↓然而小狐狸渐渐显露野性,身上气味也越来越重...多次劝说无效后,父母无奈选择报警。最终还是蜀黍把这只小狐狸带走了...一条有味道的视频[允悲]↓↓tRCfUo ​
[The man buy the fox when ferocity pets temper odor to the parents helpless alarm 】 yunnan wang mou bought fox as pets, kiss and hug and hug every day sleep left left little fox growing wild, however, body odor is becoming more and more heavy... After several times to persuade invalid, parents choose alarm. Eventually, sorghum and take away the little fox... An interesting video allow sadness left left tRCfUo down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【郑州女子捡元交影院,被员工据为己有,监控被破坏】日,王女士的丈夫带着女儿看完电影,不小心弄丢一个装有近元现金的钱包。王女士辗转得知,钱包被一个女孩捡到后交给了影院前台,可当她到影院询问时却发现,失物登记表中钱包一栏被划除,钱包不翼而飞,当天点钟左右的监控也被破坏。...全文: m.weibo ​
[[zhengzhou woman pick up yuancinema, is for your own employees, monitoring destroyed 】, wangs husband took her two daughters after the movie, accidentally lost a wallet containing nearly RMB cash. Wang passed that wallet was a girl picked it up to the cinema at the front desk, but found that when her to the cinema to ask the lost wallet was delete a column in the form, purse gone, the day o clock monitoring also destroyed. ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #萌宠与车# 洗车时将爱犬留在车内会发生什么?这只小狗现身说法! tRCmfkC ​
[# # of pet and car washing the dog stay in the car when what happens? Appearing the puppy! tRCmfkC]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    【孙耀威七夕包店】惊呆!从求婚钻戒,结婚对戒到婚后第一件礼物,孙耀威均选择了DR钻戒,七夕还包了该品牌香港店!并高调示爱以后的每一年都会送,送一辈子!真正做到一生只送一人,希望太太一生一世“lock me”,真是情到深处自然壕! ​​​​
[Eric suen yiu wai Chinese package store 】 【 surprised! Proposed from the diamond ring, marriage, marriage to buddhist monastic discipline first gift, Eric suen yiu wai chose Dr. Diamond ring, Chinese valentines day also package the brand Hong Kong shop! And after high-profile love every year to send, send the rest of my life! Mrs Really only one person, hope me , locklifes deep affection to the natural moat! ​​​​]

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