小浪同学爱吐槽:
【泰警方:全面搜捕英拉 向多国请求协助】月日,泰国警方已经向全国警察系统下令对英拉进行全面搜捕,结果需要在月日前汇报泰国警察总局。目前泰国警方掌握英拉英拉最后动向是在月日当地时间下午两点,英拉仍然在家。现在泰国警方正在调查英拉可能出逃路线的线索↓↓tRNuZci
[【 Thai police searching for the British to comprehensive multinational request assistance] month day, police in Thailand have to ordered the police system of the thorough raids, the results need to be in before the month report Thai police headquarters. The Thai police control the British pull the final trend is at PM local time, February nd, is still at home. Thai police are now investigating the clues left left tRNuZci may escape route]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。
【泰警方:全面搜捕英拉 向多国请求协助】月日,泰国警方已经向全国警察系统下令对英拉进行全面搜捕,结果需要在月日前汇报泰国警察总局。目前泰国警方掌握英拉英拉最后动向是在月日当地时间下午两点,英拉仍然在家。现在泰国警方正在调查英拉可能出逃路线的线索↓↓tRNuZci
[【 Thai police searching for the British to comprehensive multinational request assistance] month day, police in Thailand have to ordered the police system of the thorough raids, the results need to be in before the month report Thai police headquarters. The Thai police control the British pull the final trend is at PM local time, February nd, is still at home. Thai police are now investigating the clues left left tRNuZci may escape route]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端猫扑:
【英国举办肉汁摔跤比赛 长腿美女选手浓汤中肉搏】当地时间年月日,英国巴卡普,第届“世界肉汁摔跤锦标赛”举行,选手在肉汤中展开身体搏斗,“世界肉汁摔跤锦标赛”于年开始举办,现已成为英国的一项传统赛事。比赛过程中,工作人员还要不断地向选手身上淋洒升肉汁。[允悲]...全文: m.weibo
[The British host gravy wrestling Leggy player soup in melee 】 local time (date) (month) (year), the barca, held the first session of world gravy wrestling championships, athlete on body to fight in the broth, world gravy wrestling championships started years held, has become a traditional event in Britain. Game process, the staff also unceasingly to the players around him up gravy. [allow sad]... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:顶尖设计:
那些有创意的店招
[Those creative outlets]
职业搬砖,业余设计。微博位置:
#长春[地点]#【岁奶奶养斤乌龟 自创“遛龟歌”红遍网络】郝玉兰,岁,人称“乌龟奶奶”。年前,郝奶奶旅游时买回了只有拳头大小的这只苏卡达龟,年时间,乌龟长到了近百斤。现在每天郝奶奶的日常就是遛乌龟,喂乌龟,为此她还专门自编了一曲“乌龟之歌”,听郝奶奶唱歌:...全文: m.weibo
[# # changchun [place] [old grandma keeps the tortoise Create song walking the turtle across network 】 yu-lan hao, years old, called the tortoise grandma. Years ago, hao grandma travel bought only the size of a fist that Sue Qatar turtle, only in time, the tortoise reached nearly hundred catties. Now hao grannys daily is the tortoise, for a walk every day to feed turtles, she also wrote a song song of the tortoise, listening to hao grandma singing... The full text m. eibo]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo小浪同学爱吐槽:
【霍元甲玄孙女全运会夺冠:岁才学霍家拳】在本次全运会上,霍元甲玄孙霍静虹,代表天津队拿下群众比赛健身气功团体赛冠军。作为霍家这一代中唯一习武之人,霍静虹理所应当成为天津市非物质文化遗产霍氏练手拳代表性传承人。如今,她也正着手汇编新的霍氏练手拳大纲↓↓tRNRL
[【 great-great-granddaughter of huo yuanjia national title age learn family boxing 】 in the national games, fearless great-great-grandson HuoJingHong, on behalf of the tianjin team won the match fitness qigong team championship. As the only family generation of kung fu, non-material cultural heritage Mr Khodorkovsky HuoJingHong well-deserved become tianjin representative inheritance people try their fist. Now, she also is working on assembly new Mr Khodorkovsky outline left left tRNRL try punch]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。冷笑话精选:
修剪一只“棉花糖”是种什么体验?快被萌化了都[二哈]
tRNRyMG
[Trim a cotton candy is what kind of experience? Quick is MOE are two ha] [< br > tRNRyMG]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!汽车之家:
#论坛精选日报# 【寻找当年记忆 翻新万公里老皇冠】因为儿时对皇冠的记忆,便萌生了收一台老车,翻新修复后代步的想法。通过各种途径,收到一台年月上牌的黄标皇冠,便开始了各种困难重重的修复过程。传送门:tRNVe
[# # BBS select daily, thousands of kilometers to find the memory renovation old crown 】 【 because childhood memories of the crown, and came up with an old car, the idea of repairing offspring step. Through various channels, and receive a monthly registration consists of the crown and started a variety of difficult repair process. Portal tRNVe]
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#萌宠与车# 天气转凉, 开车前请检查一下车底是否有小生命[心][心][心] tRNhrfq
[# # of familiar with the car the weather turns cool, please check the car before driving if there is a small life [heart] [heart] [heart] tRNhrfq]
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好听![微风][微风][微风]@扎西拉姆多多:发新歌了呀亲爱的!很适合这个夏末午后[微风][微风][微风][爱你]
[Good to listen! [wind] [wind] [wind] @ tashi lahm a lot new songs ah my dear! Well suited to the end of the summer afternoon [wind] [wind] [wind] [love] you]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人优酷:
#春风十里不如你#被小红和秋水这次痛彻心扉的擦肩虐到泪奔,这样#注定相爱相杀#的感情对两个人都太不公平了[泪][泪][泪]虽然wuli大山雨对飙哭戏的时候巨精彩,可是再这么虐下去小心脏要崩溃惹tRNHoV
[# # spring breeze excited as you are little red and youthful brush the heart-wrenching abuse to tears, so # # slay destined to fall in love feelings too unfair to both [tears] [tears] [tears] although wuli big mountain rain to soaring famous tear jerker of giant, but abuse like this little heart tRNHoV to collapse]
但斌:
@老曾阿牛:右边几位好有理@八大山债人 多年前,我记得有N多上市公司控股股东,因为掏空上市公司被抓坐牢了,现在只能说:保护企业家啊! tRNlAdW 缥缈空间@放牛娃斯基监管部门看着乐视这样的奇葩恣意开放也是醉了@投行老人 阳光之下,并无新事,所谓创新路,细看老套路
[@ old once pig on the right side of a few good rational @ eight mountains of debt Many years ago, I remember that there are N many controlling shareholders of listed companies, empty because of the listed company caught in jail, now can only say protect entrepreneurs! TRNlAdW ethereal space @ a cowboy, a miracle of regulators to watch Letv arbitrary open the old man is drunk @ investment Banks Under the sun, there is nothing new, the so-called innovation road, look old routines]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小浪同学爱吐槽:
【向父亲要五千块钱遭拒男子欲自杀 民警:你了!不是岁!】近日,江苏镇江,岁无业的男子向父要千元未果,他喝了一口百草枯躺床上称要等死。父亲报警后,男子还爆粗口,民警怒斥:你岁了,不是岁![衰]↓↓tRNHm
[【 ask his father for the five thousand dollars was rejected man want to commit suicide Policeman you! Not old! Recently, zhenjiang, unemployed man to father to one thousand yuan, he drink a mouthful of paraquat in bed according to die. After his fathers report to the police, the man also said dirty words, civilian police angrily rejected your age, not age! Left left tRNHm [failure]]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。南方都市报:
【吸毒父子 戒毒所中相遇[伤心]】一对吸毒父子在戒毒所中相遇。当年,父亲曾带幼儿买毒吸毒,儿子痛恨父亲吸毒;谁知自己却交友不慎染毒,最终也被送入强制戒毒。日,南都记者来到广东鹤山市戒毒所,采访了这对吸毒父子。今年月某天,正在强制戒毒的老黄听到同在戒毒的朋友说,“你儿子也进来了。”...全文: m.weibo
[The drug use and his son Meet [sad]] in rehab father-son pair to drugs have met in the drug rehabilitation center. That year, my father took children to buy toxic drugs, son hates his father drugs; Who knows himself friendly inadvertent virus was eventually sent to compulsory rehabilitation. Nunn, reporters came to the guangdong yinhe rehab, interviewed this father and son of drug use. Month this year, one day is compulsory drug addiction rehabilitation of old yellow was heard drug friends said, your son came in. ... The full text m. eibo]
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理想型![色]@Kelly_W 以后一定要把家装修成这样[馋嘴]
[Ideal type! [color] @ Kelly_W must be after the home to decorate this [available]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗青年时报:
【浙江一男子“假结婚”后男友吃醋吵架,不得不跟父母摊牌,母亲要求离婚讨回彩礼……】近日,宁波镇海法院张法官成功调解了一起离婚案件。男女双方都是大龄未婚,因家里催婚催得紧,两人说好“假结婚”。但是,家人们在婚后开始催生孩子,他们终究敌不过这一点,跟父母摊了牌。这下,男方的妈妈不仅要...全文: m.weibo
[【 after fake marriage zhejiang a man boyfriend jealous quarrel, had a showdown with their parents, her mother for a divorce to recoup the dowry... 】 Recently, ningbo zhenhai court judge success mediation with a divorce case. Men and women both parties are elder unmarried, because urge marriage have tight in the home, two people say fake marriage. But, families began creating children after their marriage, they could never compete this, lay the card with their parents. Under this, the mans mother is not only to... The full text m. eibo]
新闻推动进步。青年时报,在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线:。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【大写的尴尬!欧文前女友宣布出柜】NBA全明星控卫凯里-欧文的前女友,R&B女歌手Kehlani公开宣布自己出柜。年,欧文宣布了与Kehlani的恋情,仅仅两个月后,两人就分手了。如今,欧文已为人父,但Kehlani却公开宣布出柜,还晒出了她和新女伴的照片[允悲]↓↓tRNlbEE
[【 capital embarrassment! Owen ex-girlfriend announced out 】 NBA all-star point guard Carey - Owens former girlfriend, R&B singer Kehlani publicly declared himself out of the ark. Years, Owen announced and Kehlani relationships, just two months later, two people broke up. Today, Michael Owen has resulted, but Kehlani declared out, also sun and her new female imagesallow sadness left left tRNlbEE]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。汽车之家:
#家人帮家人# @Joy_Crazy:“年前计划买一辆裸车万左右的轿车,因为明年结婚,要经常去老丈人家,平时市里开一开,回家最远公里,看了看感觉英朗还不错,还有什么车可以选择的,求介绍,求推荐,谢谢。”
[# @ # family help family Joy_Crazy years ago about planning to buy a car naked than cars, because get married next year, want to often go to LaoZhang family, drive, usually in the city so km in the home, took a look feel English lang is pretty good, and what the car can choose of the introduction, recommend, thank you. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。一块去旅行:
蓝色调的日本街头。
[Blue Japanese street. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:小野妹子学吐槽:
看看我国适龄青年单身空巢情况到底有多严重...
[Look at our age young single empty nest how severe... ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。新浪汽车:
#出行生活# 玛莎拉蒂车主害怕别人借车,主动给车“毁容”![允悲] tRNvhAT
[Travel life # # maserati owners fear of others to borrow the car, take the initiative to give car disfigurement! [allow sad] tRNvhAT]
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【仿佛遇上了世纪难题:妹妹年龄是我一半】“当我岁时候,妹妹的年龄是我的一半,现在我了,敢问妹妹芳龄?”,这道“世纪难题”让外国小哥混乱到精神昏迷[笑cry] 网友:数学老师抄着家伙正在赶来的路上[哈哈] tRNPK
[【 like had a century problem sister is half my age, when I was age, younger sisters age is my half, I now, sister age? , the difficult problem in s spirit let foreign small chaos to coma [laugh cry] netizen mathematics teacher copy the guy is on his way to [ha ha] tRNPK]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:小浪同学爱吐槽:
【南京南站猥亵儿童案犯罪嫌疑人段某某被批捕】月日,南京铁路运输检察院依法以涉嫌猥亵儿童罪,对年月日在南京南火车站候车室实施猥亵儿童行为的犯罪嫌疑人段某某批准逮捕。此前其被拍到在火车站将手伸进、岁女孩的裙内及胸部“活动”,引发社会关注↓↓tRNNhwC
[The nanjing south railway station for child molestation case suspect so-and-so was arrest 】, February nd connection to nanjing railway transport procuratorates shall, in accordance with the crime of child molestation, on (date) (month) (year) in the nanjing south railway station waiting room the implementation of the criminal suspect child molestation behavior so-and-so approved the arrest. After it was spotted at the train station to hand in, within the age of the girls skirt, and chest activity, left left tRNNhwC cause social concern]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。Autobeta汽车杂志:
高速驾驶个危险虎口[并不简单][并不简单]
[High-speed driving a dangerous tiger isnt a simple [] [] are not simple]
国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。冷笑话精选:
太酷!@LaurelSwift:啊啊啊啊啊,爱死了![心][心]
[So cool! @ LaurelSwift agghh ah, love is dead! [heart] [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!微博汽车:
#越野关# 第一季中最刺激的一集“命悬山谷” ,看后长舒一口气,呼~ [赞]
[# # cross-country shut in the first quarter of the most exciting episode hanging valley, relieved after watching, shout ~ [who]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞优酷:
#上优酷看醉玲珑#【巫族先知小剧场】
这周凌王妃甄选大典就要正式召开啦![围观]全城选妃进行时[并不简单]一场实力的较量,一场爱情的对决![笑而不语]一面是霸气沉着的凤主,一面是势在必得的朵霞公主,选妃争夺战究竟谁会拔得头筹呢!好紧脏@刘诗诗 @黄梦莹maggie #醉玲珑# tRNiDt
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite [wu family theater prophet] < br > this selection ceremony will be held a formal Zhou Ling, princess! [watch] the city [] are not simple when picking up brides in a contest of strength, in a matchup of love! [smiling without a word] side is domineering calm chicken master, all side of kasumi, picking up brides battle over who would be top! Good tight dirty @ Cecilia liu @ Huang Mengying maggie # # drunk and exquisite tRNiDt]
但斌:
发表了博文《日本的家底到底有多厚?》日本的家底到底有多厚?年月日格上理财来源:上官振锐(ID:SGZR)长期以来,一直有所谓海外日本之说,以形容日本之经济实力不仅限tRNiW
[Published a blog post how thick the Japanese financial? How thick is the Japanese financial? On (date) (month) (year) financial source ShangGuanZhenRui (ID SGZR) for a long time, there has always been the so-called overseas Japanese say, to describe Japans economic strength is not only limit tRNiW]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人MIUI:
MIUI第三批开发版机型已推送内测更新!已有内测权限的米粉,可以通过“设置→我的设备→MIUI版本” 直接升级#MIUI#系统( 由于性能差异,个别机型的MIUI功能会所调整 )。近期收到投诉,有人冒充官方散播不实信息,在此提醒广大米粉:更新发布以官方公告为准!更多详情戳下文↓ tRNiXlt
[A third group development model, has beautiful MIUI push closed beta updates! Existing private permissions rice noodles, can pass Settings - > my device - beautiful MIUI version direct upgrade # MIUI# system (because the performance difference, individual models beautiful MIUI function center adjustment). Recently received complaints, some people pretend to be the official spread false information, warn broad rice here updates will be subject to the official announcement! Stamp left tRNiXlt down below for more details]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!南方都市报:
【“和尚尼姑结婚”背后:一个涉案亿的“五行币”传销 头目:传销就是忽悠】今年月,一段“和尚尼姑结婚”的视频在网上热传,后经调查发现,视频中出现的所谓“光头美女”们,都是“五行币”传销组织用每人每月万元工资“请”来的“女助理”。至此,五行币的传销骗局逐渐浮出水面。据统计,“五行...全文: m.weibo
[【 behind monk nuns marriage a billion five lines of currency MLM leaders involved MLM is fool 】 this month, a monk nuns marriage video heat transfer on the Internet, after the survey found that in the video of the so-called baldheaded beauty, is five lines of currency pyramid selling organization with ten thousand yuan per person, per month salary please to female assistant. So far, five lines of dollar pyramid schemes are emerging. According to statistics, five lines of... The full text m. eibo]
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回到家拉~謝謝送機有秩序的孩子們
[Home ~ thank you send machine orderly children]
小野妹子学吐槽:
抽我!@同道大叔快乐[心]@你也好胖呀:七夕快乐呢
[Take me!!!!!!! Fellow uncle happy [heart] @ @ you fat ah happy Chinese valentines day]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【中国人东京街头当众强奸妇女?日警方尚未证实】据日媒报道,一名说中文的男子大庭广众之下强奸女性。当时过往的行人非常多,一名下半身赤裸的男子将一名女子当街按倒在地,扒掉受害女子的内裤,试图强奸该女子。受害女性用日语大喊救命。日警方:尚未证实↓↓现场视频↓↓tRNxBTN
[【 Chinese streets of Tokyo to rape women in public? Day the police have not yet confirm 】, according to Japanese media reports said a Chinese man in public rape women. When passing pedestrians, a lower half naked man to a woman down the street, in rip off the victims underwear, trying to rape the woman. The women in Japanese shouted for help. Police not yet confirmed left left the scene video left left tRNxBTN down]
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【交警执法贴罚单 遭男子“贴脸杀”】日前,辽阳民警在给乱停放在人行横道上的车辆贴罚单时,遭遇到两名男子冲上前来责难,其中一名男子突然给执法民警来了一个“贴脸杀”,民警小哥十分尴尬。事后他说:“当时太突然了,我躲避不及”。 [允悲] tRNxTu(新浪图片)
[The traffic police law enforcement tickets by man to cheek and kill 】, liaoyang police in disorderly parking vehicles to stick on the sidewalks ticket, with two men rushed to censure, one man suddenly give law enforcement police to a stick a face to kill, police little elder brother is very awkward. Afterwards, he said at that time too suddenly, I avoid less. [allow sad] tRNxTu (sina)]
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