猫扑:
要是我女朋友给我这题我是解不出的[拜拜]哦,忘了,我没有女朋友[允悲]
[If my girlfriend give me this I was work out [bynum] oh, forgot, I dont have a girlfriendallow sad]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:
#颤抖吧阿部#俗话说得好啊!官方鬼畜最致命!毛球星人空投彩礼上门,我们青风@D郑业成C 和阿部@安悦溪 一唱一和来了一段最新rap[大宝十三搭把手],听一遍,绝对上瘾[挖鼻]!#酷剧场# tRNvLmTk
[# # trembling, Abe as the saying goes! Official cattle ghost most deadly! Hairy star people the bride price drop the door, our green wind @ Zheng Yecheng C and D Abe @ AnYueXi pool to a latest rapdabao a hand, listen again, absolutely addictive [dig nose]! Cool # # tRNvLmTk theatre]
青年时报:
【学运会主题灯光秀全新升级!明天起在杭州这三个地方就能看啦!】明天(月日)起,学生运动会主题灯光秀全新升级!钱江两岸涉及的上城区、高新区(滨江)及钱江新城学生运动会主题灯光秀全新升级启播,部灯光秀时长到分钟不等,附学生运动会期间全市灯光时间表……tRNvGVV
[The student will be subject light show a new upgrade! Tomorrow on the three places in hangzhou can see! Tomorrow (June ), the student sports theme light show a new upgrade! Qianjiang uptown, on both sides of the Taiwan hi-tech zone (binjiang) and qianjiang new city students games theme light show new upgrade rev, range of the light show time to minutes, with students during the games the city lights schedule... tRNvGVV]
新闻推动进步。青年时报,在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线:。小野妹子学吐槽:
嫉妒让我想死@休闲璐我承认今日最佳了@夏正正创意与实用兼顾了@女情兽????@北美小桥段 稳啊老铁@太皇太后您有喜啦 大礼啊@风吹丁丁响当当精致喃@如何科学用脑有些许羡慕
[Jealousy makes me want to die @ leisure I admit that today the best @ summer moves are creative and practical both the @ female affection beast?????? @ small bridge North America Queen steady brother @ too you happy Gift oh @ wind tintin big delicate @ nan how scientific brains and a little envy]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。微博搞笑排行榜:
你们觉得听歌要听原声还是听现场?点击视频和小伙伴们一起感受#荣耀制噪者#音浪的冲击 tRCnts
[What do you think listening to music to listen to the original or listen to the scene? Click on the video with friends feel glory # # system noise is the impact of the sound wave tRCnts]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗但斌:
回复@扣篮-已经离开赶回深圳,有机会一定跑跑谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@扣篮-推荐去厦门环岛路跑跑,那是马拉松赛道,不错!@但斌
[Reply @ dunks - have left back to shenzhen, have the opportunity to thank [heart] must run [flowers] [bowing] run @ dunks - recommended to xiamen island road, it is a marathon, not bad! @ but bin]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人卢健生:
多玩微博,有益身心涨姿势,感谢每位关注的朋友!
[Much play weibo, wholesome posture, to thank every friend!]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO但斌:
发表了博文《茅台研讨会丨、元继续坚守!加大投放量》tRNvZwzh
[Published a blog post the maotai seminar 丨, yuan stuck! Increase supply tRNvZwzh]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人微博搞笑排行榜:
就是哎![摊手]
[Is ah! [stand hand]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗小浪同学爱吐槽:
【皇家认证的牛郎织女塑像 颠覆你的认知吗[doge]】今天是七夕,传说中牛郎织女相见的日子。陕西师范大学历史学教授于赓哲表示,最标准的牛郎织女塑像是汉武帝开凿昆明池时所置,牛郎像在西安长安区斗门镇常家庄村北,织女像在斗门镇棉纺厂内,两者间距约公里...长这个样子↓↓tRNvbRM
[The royal certification vega and statues Subvert your cognitive doge 】 today is Chinese valentines day, legend, vega day meet again. Shaanxi normal university history professor Yu Geng zhe said, is the most standard vega and statue of the emperor when digging pool in kunming, cowboy like changan district in xi an town of doumen often home village north zhuang, vega in the town of doumen cotton mills, the spacing about km... Long left left tRNvbRM down like this]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。但斌:
发表了博文《突发|茅台不提高出厂价,中秋国庆投放吨,继续坚持红线!》tRNvhlok
[Published a blog post the sudden | maotai factory price, not to raise the Mid-Autumn National Day on the tons, continue to adhere to the red line! tRNvhlok]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
发表了博文《海通电子陈平谢磊:歌尔股份领涨苹果产业链》【海通电子陈平谢磊】我们重点推荐的【歌尔股份】领涨苹果产业链,业绩不但高增长,现金流还愈加健康,继续重视估值修复的机会!+)上半年电声器件收tRNvPtJ
[Published a blog post the haitong electronic Chen ping xie lei song, apple shares led industry chain, we focus on recommend haitong electronic Chen ping xie lei 】 【 the songs stake 】 【 led apple industry chain, results not only high growth, cash flow is more healthy, valuations continue to attach importance to repair the opportunity! Collect tRNvPtJ +) in the first half of the electro-acoustic device]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小野妹子学吐槽:
#七夕三里屯外卖事件# #十三邀第二季# 月号中午点,三里屯街头出现了一辆画风清奇的快餐车。由于是午饭时间,再加上造型奇特,餐车生意还不错。然而,买到盒饭的围观群众却纷纷表示不淡定了……
tRCsPhr
[# the Tanabata sanlitun take-out event # # # point at noon invited to the second quarter, sanlitun street appeared a car painting style QingJi fast food. Because it is lunch time, plus the strange shape, restaurant business is good. Buy bento spectators, however, have said not calm... < br > < br > tRCsPhr]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。优酷:
#饭制有毒# 你怎么可以这样,笑容打败太阳,甚至比我还要更好看[心]在这个发糖发到手软的日子里,青风哥哥@D郑业成C 和阿部@安悦溪 怎能错过?爱上TA,还能怎么办~[允悲] (CR 包子闪闪的宝鹿鹿)tRNvPcAI
[# # rice system toxic how could you do this, defeat the sun smiles, even better than I see [heart] in the sugar and send soft, green wind brother @ Zheng Yecheng C and D Abe @ AnYueXi How can miss? Fall in love with TA, also what I can do ~ [allow sad] (CR steamed stuffed bun sparkling treasure deer deer) tRNvPcAI]
优酷:
@张歆艺 @袁弘 怼怼更健康,另类秀恩爱方式惊呆众人!还以为会是甜蜜的七夕狗粮,但却被一条神秘爆料打破——袁弘凌晨从@孙骁骁 酒店房间走出,夫妻缘、姐妹情岌岌可危?更有@王栎鑫 @高晓攀 携猛料来袭,真相尽在本周三#大片起来嗨#! tRNvvkW
[@ Zhang Xinyi @ Justin Dui Dui healthier, alternative way of affection all surprised! Thought it would be a sweet Chinese dog food, but it is broken by a mysterious fact - Justin from @ in the morning sun Xiao Xiao Out of the hotel room, husband and wife, sister mood is at stake? More @ wang xin oak @ Gao Xiaopan with spice hits, the truth is in # # up big hi this week! tRNvvkW]
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 爱上一辆奥迪A Avant ,爱上一种旅行的心 [色]
[Talk about car # # big V fell in love with an audi A Avant, fall in love with A heart to travel [color]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞小浪同学爱吐槽:
【祝福!黎明前妻乐基儿美国大婚 夫妇浪漫深吻[心]】当地时间月日,曾一度表示“不再结婚”的#乐基儿#,与恋爱两年的男友Ian在美国举行婚礼,邀请约多名亲朋参加。婚礼现场,乐基儿身穿低胸款式婚纱↓↓与老公十指紧扣招呼来宾↓↓真的是好甜好幸福呀[爱你]tRCsFNu
[【 bless! His ex-wife dawn le jier American romantic wedding couples kissing [heart]], local time, once said no longer married # # le jier, her boyfriend of two years and love Ian in the United States wedding, invited more than about relatives and friends. Wedding, le jier wearing a low-cut style wedding dress left left with husband clasped hands greeting guests left left really good sweet good happiness ah love you [] tRCsFNu]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。猫扑:
随手转发[doge]
[With forward [doge]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:微博位置:
#厦门[地点]#【千年南音红砖古厝 厦门掀“最炫闽南风”迎客】南音是中国现存最古老的乐种之一,被称为“中国音乐史上的活化石”,是世界非物质文化遗产。你知道吗,南音的“南”是天南地北的“南”,换句话说,南音是天音、天籁之音。戳视频↓↓欣赏流传千年的遗风雅韵tRCBrXp
[# # xiamen [place] [na Yin red-brick historic house in one thousand Xiamen lift dazzle the minnan wind blowing 】 na Yin is one of the oldest of zhaozhou, China was known as the living fossil in the history of Chinese music history, is the worlds intangible cultural heritage. You know, na Yin south is widely divergent south, in other words, na Yin is auditions and sounds of nature. Poke video left left appreciation spread a survival from the one thousand expression tRCBrXp]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo冷笑话精选:
帅气又有爱[doge]@Bonnie看剧卧槽,太有爱了,好撩!!
[Handsome and have a lovedoge @ Bonnie see play oh my god, so there is love, good liao!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!edc陳冠希:
你們想跟我一起在 《爽》這MV出現嗎?
用你手機,橫倒拍一條一分鐘你雙手舉起,跟我一起跳著 爽 這動作的片子給我 ,發到以下微訊帳戶, 我將會把你們加入到這MV中,跟我一起 爽!
wechat id wxid_jrbfeqxeii
[Would you like to together with me in the MV cool? < br > < br > with your mobile phone, lies a shot a minute lift your hands, all dancing with me This action movie to me, sent to the following account, I will put you to join this MV, comfortable together with me! < br > < br > wxid_jrbfeqxeii wechat id]
International nomad小浪同学爱吐槽:
【专骗老人!女子自制“平安符”遇水现骷髅 花钱可消灾[怒]】近日在江苏淮阴,一名女子到一老人家中,称可免费算命。她将一张“平安符”放到一杯水里,实拍符上竟显现出“不祥”图案↓↓老人听信女子指示把钱和首饰交由其保管...事后老人交代自己能被骗,还有这个原因↓↓tRCseWS
[【 designed tricked the old man! Womens homemade peace sign is now under the influence of water skeletons Money can eliminate the evil [anger]] in jiangsu huaiyin recently, home of a woman to a man, called free fortune-telling. She will be a peace sign on the glass of water, make operator should show ominous pattern on left left the old man listened to the woman down instructions to put their money and jewelry under the custody of the... After the old man confessed himself to be cheated, and for this reason left left tRCseWS]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。但斌:
转纯娱乐:“转:中国资本市场这几十年最浪漫的事是今天“七夕节”,股民朋友午后用亿元将中国银河封住成一座直直的桥,方便牛郎织女相会。[挤眼]”
[Turn pure entertainment this decades Chinas capital market is the most romantic thing Tanabata festival today, shareholders friends in the afternoon with one hundred million yuan to China galaxy sealed into a straight bridge, convenient, vega meet. [eye]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人优酷:
#春风十里不如你#最甜不过“灾星”撞秋水,最灵不过刘星的嘴[笑cry]秋水告诉你:不要乱立flag,万一真的实现了呢?像#注定相爱相杀#的“野蛮女友”什么的真是又甜又痛了[笑cry][笑cry]tRCsgBZ
[# # the spring breeze miles as you the most sweet but disaster autumn waters, but the spirit of liu xing mouth [laugh cry] colchicine tell you dont want disorderly state flag, one thousand really implemented? # # was destined to love each other mutually, as sassy girl of what is really sweet and pain [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRCsgBZ]
优酷:
#秦时丽人明月心# 秦朝强档《回宫的诱惑》饭制混剪纠葛献映!秦时丽人情仇虐恋竟现转机,#迪丽热巴变了# 能否拯救丽姬的婚后幸福?嬴政到底能否成为丽姬真正的王?优酷独播大剧等你来tRCsgRGA
[# # warlords beauty bright moon qin dynasty season cut back to the palace of the attraction system of rice mixed entanglements opening! Warlords beautysm has now changed, # Dillon hot bar changed # can save she married happiness? The king of the ying zheng whether become she real? Youku waiting for you to run big play tRCsgRGA]
微博时尚:
#时尚红人周# #美妆红人周# 放肆秀自己!活动期间,领券就有机会赢大奖,进店购物更有剁手基金等你拿?还在等什么,赶紧进店看看吧!
[# fashion red # # # beauty makeup reds weeks extravagant show yourself! During the activity, coupon redemption will have a chance to win awards, store shopping more chop hand funds waiting for you to take? Also at etc. What, hurriedly into the shop, and have a look!]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域但斌:
【中信前瞻】今日看图:iOS和安卓垄断智能手机操作系统:年的智能手机操作系统市场仍较为分散,由于当时黑莓依然畅销、主流品牌诺基亚配备Symbian ,iOS和安卓的渗透率仅分别为.%和.%(按智能手机出货量计算)。年以后,iOS和安卓已全然垄断操作系统市场,两者市占率分别达到.%和.%。...全文: m.weibo
[Today, look at the picture citic preview 】 【 iOS and android smartphone operating system monopoly years of smartphone operating system market is still relatively scattered, because at that time, the blackberry is still popular, mainstream brand nokia Symbian, iOS and android permeability respectively only. % and. % (press) of computation of smartphone shipments. Years later, the iOS and android has completely monopoly market operation system, the two cities share respectively. % and. %. ... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人南方都市报:
#下班分享#尴尬癌,这是一条玛丽苏偶像剧“经典”合集。来感受一下![笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]tRCRiJac
[# # share work embarrassed, this is a Mary Sue idol drama classic collection. To feel it! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRCRiJac]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博冷笑话精选:
终于见到男朋友时的你……[doge]
[Finally meet boyfriend when you... [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!一块去旅行:
新加坡旅行攻略 | 新加坡不止地标建筑和美食,还有无数拍照的好去处,手机也能出好片~~攻略很详细,包括行程安排、机票、签证、货币、交通出行、美食、购物,还有自由行干货 。作者:菲比PHOEBE__
[Singapore travel strategy | than landmarks and cuisine, there is a good place for countless photographs, cell phones can also be a good guide ~ ~ is very detailed, including travel arrangements, airline tickets, visas, currency, transportation, food, shopping, and a free dry goods. Author phoebe PHOEBE__]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:汽车之家:
#家家国内谍照# 【配置更丰富 新款北京BJL谍照曝光】日前,我们从相关渠道获得了一组新款北京BJL的测试车谍照,该车的外观和内饰设计与现款基本保持一致,前保险杠进行了小幅调整,主要变化在于配置的提升。tRCsBFUG
[# # every domestic spy 【 configuration is more abundant The new Beijing BJL photos exposure 】 recently, we from the relevant channels to obtain a set of new Beijing BJL test car photos, the cars exterior and interior design are almost consistent with cash, slightly adjust the front bumper, main change is that the configuration of ascension. tRCsBFUG]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。但斌:
发表了博文《刚刚,印度突然撤兵!背后点关键因素缺一不可----大国之翼》刚刚,印度突然撤兵!背后点关键因素缺一不可+大国之翼+--+作者:鹰眼观军情;图片来自网络+来自人民日报客户tRCsBDg
[Published a blog post, India suddenly withdrawal! Some key factors behind the wing of a big country, be short of one cannot, just, sudden withdrawal in India! Some key factors behind the wing of a big country, be short of one cannot + + - + author eagle eye view its; Images from web + from the Peoples Daily customer tRCsBDg]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人平安北京:
#交通提示#【七夕节北京商圈景区晚高峰交通压力大】本周五就是中小学开学日了,今天开始一直到周四早高峰,东部城区、北部城区的环路和联络线交通压力将较为突出,周五开学第一天的早高峰拥堵情况将最为严重。同时,今天是七夕节,购物中心与部分景区晚高峰压力剧增。tRCDpbo
[Traffic tip # # later the Chinese valentines day Beijing business circle scenic peak traffic pressure 】 this Friday is the first day of classes of primary and secondary schools, begin today until Thursday morning rush, the eastern city, the northern city of loop and tie line traffic pressure will be more prominent, the first day of school on Friday morning rush of congestion will be the worst. At the same time, today is Chinese valentines day, shopping center and some scenic spot later peak pressure surge. tRCDpbo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。小米手机:
拍照是光影的艺术,按下快门的瞬间,一闪而过的心情就变成永恒。#今天来拍#柔和的光。
[Photography is the art of light and shadow, press the shutter, the mood of a flash becomes eternal. # # to soft light today. ]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。新浪汽车:
开奖啦!恭喜以下位幸运网友,在#车展真心话大冒险#活动中获得U型枕、自拍杆,我们的工作人员会私信给中奖的网友,请大家把【姓名+电话+详细地址】在月日前微博 @新浪汽车,过期不候, 奖品会在个工作日内寄出,敬请期待[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
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