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微博搞笑排行榜：
别人家的开学典礼[doge] tRNwVLJJ
[The opening ceremony of someones home. [doge] tRNwVLJJ]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

俊平大魔王：
为了拍个去黑头视频，鼻子整个红肿了！还好有个现成的水凝霜急救！平时皮肤状态不稳定，动不动就过敏的小妖精，评论里举个手！叔送个水凝霜的中样送给你们尝尝鲜？[坏笑]
[To take a trip to black video, the red nose! Ok have a ready-made coagulate frost water emergency! At ordinary times skin condition is not stable, easily allergic goblins, comments one hand! Uncle to send water coagulate frost in the sample sent to you sample? [laugh]]

思想聚焦：
“当你的生活变成一堆屎的时候，通常都是因为你当时做的傻逼决定。”——《死侍》
[When your life into a pile of shit, usually because you do silly force decided at that time. - die shi]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

最神奇的视频：
个大凉山的孤儿，告诉你贫穷的梦想tRNhGCW
[Daliang mountains orphans, tell you dream tRNhGCW poverty]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

人民日报：
【服气！广西一大学新生骑行天公里到黑龙江报到[赞]】广西贵港的林锦民，今年考上了齐齐哈尔医学院。月日，他骑着山地车从家向学校出发，历时天，骑行多公里，途径个省份，两个直辖市。他说想磨砺自己执着、不畏艰险的精神，如果时间允许，他还想再骑一次。tRNwiIEH
[【 convinced! A freshman in guangxi km ride day Report to the heilongjiang [who]] available Lin Jinmin, guangxi to qiqihar medical college this year. Month day, he ride a bike from home to the school, the last day, riding miles, way provinces and two municipalities directly under the central government. He said want to hone their persistent, take the bull by the horns of the spirit, if time permits, he also wants to ride it again. tRNwiIEH]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

一米便当：
懒人最爱的腊味焖饭，有米有菜有肉，每一勺都口齿留香。 #一米便当# #厨房的诱惑# @鲜城 tRNwhAY
[The lazy favorite LaWei braised rice, rice dish with meat, each a spoonful of tongue. # meter bento # # # @ fresh city tRNwhAY kitchen temptation]

食要讲究，不将就。

同道大叔：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

补剧狂魔王葵花：
一条看了让人感觉比较尴尬的电视剧片段合集。
tRNwqqxq
[A watch the TV clips to make people feel more embarrassed collection. tRNwqqxq]

日剧为主，其他为辅，少女心主役。偶尔截截台词／剪剪混剪。（最近可能画风突变实在是果咩了）

香喷喷的小烤鸡：
来重庆，请你吃火锅，我吃火锅底料 #烤鸡厨房##厨房的诱惑# tRNwiJ
[Come to chongqing, please eat hot pot, I eat hot pot bed charge # # # # kitchen roast chicken temptation tRNwiJ]

工作邮箱：kaoji@

一禅小和尚：
时间会改变一切，总有一天，那些你曾经觉得难以忍受的痛苦都会变成岁月里的花朵，你会感谢那些折射着梦想光芒的汗水，感谢曾经咬着牙坚持过的日子。
[Time can change everything, one day, that you have found it hard to endure the pain of the flowers will become days, youll thank those dreams reflect the light sweat, thank you ever bite a tooth stick to day. ]

微~信~号“yichan”或者“一禅小和尚”~

英国那些事儿：
简简单单，几张街景照片的背后...... 万万没想到，隐藏着一个大触.......
[Simple, behind a few street photo... Never expected, lies a big hit... ]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

当时我就震惊了：
若发生不好的事，不要轻易放弃[心]
[If something bad happened, dont give up easily [heart]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

日食记：
【小龙虾泡饭】是我心目中小龙虾的最爽吃法，图文教你做！别因为太好吃就狼吞虎咽，对胃不好[doge]
#一日一食一记##厨房的诱惑#@鲜城
[Crawfish gruel [is] in the small lobsters best manner, in my mind by teach you how to do! Dont be too delicious is voracious, because is not good for the stomach [doge] a food a # # # # @ fresh city kitchen temptation]

合作邮箱：sean@canbox.tv

这里是美国：
【德国网红Slivki发现了中国网购】知名俄裔德国视频博主Slivki喜欢琢磨生活小窍门。本月他发现了网购中国制造小商品的办法。这带他进入了一个神奇的世界。连续几周他一直向粉丝介绍他买买买的神奇实用的小东西。看来这个德国博主已加入了我们的剁手党大军[喵喵]tRCeWVBk @空耳同传君
[Germany web celebrity Slivki found online 】 China famous Russian German video blogger Slivki tips like thinking about life. This month he found online small commodities made in China. This brought him into a magical world. For weeks he has been to introduce him to fans to buy buy buy magic practical thing. It seems the German bloggers have joined the us army of shopaholicmeow tRCeWVBk @ empty ears with you]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

反裤衩阵地：
其实看朋友们晒自制饭菜很能看出他们近期的感情生活：做特别扎实的香喷喷下饭菜大主食但还摆了盘加了滤镜多半是刚被操爽；无精打采清蒸鱼白灼虾素炒西兰花要么是单身颓了要么是婆婆来了；用力过猛八菜一汤是期待今日某位来访食客爱上我；超复杂烘培甚至翻糖蛋糕就是真的太久没性生活也不想被老公碰。
[Bask in homemade food is actually see friends can see their recent love life solid special delicious food staple food but also put the plate under the filter are mostly just fuck; Listless steamed milt burning shrimp bowel of broccoli are either single perked up or mother-in-law came; Overexert eight vegetables a soup is looking forward to this day a visit patrons fall in love with me; Complicated baking even turn sugar cake is really too long have no sex life also dont want to be a husband. ]

Dolce far niente

全球热门搜罗：
种叶子的画法合集，卧槽，留着吧，以后迟早用的上！！！ tRNpbe
[Kind of leaf painting collection, god, keep and later used in sooner or later!!!!!! tRNpbe]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

休闲璐：
这几天细心总结了一下游戏打的好又温柔的男孩子爱说的几句话！如果有人对你说过三句以上！你这辈子没有白活！（我先说了我一句都他妈没听过。。。
[These days carefully summed up the game playing nice and gentle boys love to say a few words! If someone told you more than three sentences! You are not in vain in my life! (I would say I his mama didnt heard a word... ]

咕咕咕

Happy张江：
萌化了，#二师兄#是你吗？你怎么变得这么可爱啦！[笑cry]tRNwcQSv
[MOE, # # two seniors is that you? How do you become so cute! [laughing cry] tRNwcQSv]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

我的朋友是个呆B：
墨尔本墨累河水位上涨，一只小考拉来不及撤离被困在了一棵树上。幸运的是一群学生发现了小家伙，然后用一艘小船帮它上了岸，这个救援过程有点萌。谢谢你们呀两脚兽[心](viralhog) tRNwxVK
[Murray river rises in Melbourne, a small koalas too late withdrawal was stuck in a tree. Fortunately, a group of students found the little one, and then use a small boat to help it on shore, a bit of the rescue process. Thank you ah two foot beast [heart] tRNwxVK (viralhog)]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

这微博笑死我了：
主银叫了喵星人一声，没想到喵星人转过头来的时候，比了一个赞。。。转发这只喵星人会带来好运[good][哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Main silver called meow star people, did not think of to meow star man turned his head, than a great... Forwarding the meow star people will bring good luck [good] [doraemon surprised]]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

微博搞笑排行榜：
分开的原因是太了解？还是太想了解？还是太不了解？不知道你怎么认为？ tRNPXJZ
[Separate reason is really? Or too want to know? Or dont understand? I dont know what do you think? tRNPXJZ]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

秋田六千：
#应援银魂# 小栗旬、菅田将晖、桥本环奈向中国观众安利《银魂》啦，栗子和苏打神同步的鞠躬我给满分！环奈酱小小一只可以说是无敌可爱了！这视频舔一天都不够！
tRNheis
[# # silver soul who shun oguri, kan tian will get to the Chinese audience, hashimoto ring nai amway silver soul, chestnuts and soda god synchronous bow I give full marks! Ring nai sauce small cute, can be said to be invincible! This video lick a day are not enough! tRNheis]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

萌大雨YUYU：
#油画棒唇膏# 挑战十层口红叠涂~感受过用油画棒涂在嘴上的感觉吗？一笔顺滑超强覆盖力~持久度超强！吃完火锅它还在！从此试色不...tRNwJEJV（上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频，下载秒拍->tRCxcYwb）
[# # the stick lipstick challenge ten layer of lipstick fold is applied to feel with the stick in your mouth? A stroke order sliding super covering force ~ super durability! Eat hot pot it is! From then on, try to color no... TRNwJEJV (# # s clap on looking at my latest short video, download seconds - > tRCxcYwb)]

第二年

全景啊：
意大利五渔村好想去tRNXYKH
[Italys five fishing village want to go to tRNXYKH]

ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅɪsᴇ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜

葡萄-Lee：
这款乐福我家卖了第三年啦，有个鞋面哦，点👍抽位送，反馈一直特别棒，鞋型装脚，橡胶底耐磨耐穿，相信买过它的很多宝宝穿它的频率应该是特别高的，一年四季都好穿好搭配，号现货见哦，🔗在置顶微博
[这款乐福我家卖了第三年啦，有个鞋面哦，点👍抽位送，反馈一直特别棒，鞋型装脚，橡胶底耐磨耐穿，相信买过它的很多宝宝穿它的频率应该是特别高的，一年四季都好穿好搭配，号现货见哦，🔗在置顶微博 ]

女子本弱，为母则刚每晚点～早上点私人时间关闭评论的哦

思想聚焦：
请告诉女儿：三观不合的人不能嫁
[Please tell daughter through out the person cannot marry]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

知书少年：
香港有哪些值得专程去吃的地道美食？ [馋嘴]
[What deserves special to eat real food from Hong Kong? [available]]

亦如少年模样。订阅号：zssn

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国媒体近日投票评选“最具男友感的明星”排行榜，最终-名为：竹内凉真、吉泽亮、山崎贤人、洼田正孝、志尊淳、千叶雄大、冈田将生、菅田将晖、福士苍汰...来吧，各自领走自家男友[doge]
[Boyfriend island media recently voted the most sense of star list, in the end - called takeuchi cool true, jizah bright, yamazaki sage, kubota is filial piety, chi chun chun, chiba pressured workenvironment, to have Mr Okada, kan tian will CDH, humble and pale tide... Come on, their pick their own boyfriend [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

总裁视野：
她叫陈美龄，她有个儿子，都相继考进了美国排名第一的斯坦福大学。。。看看她的成功教育秘诀吧，卧槽，厉害了，宝妈一定要看！ tRNwqddJ
[Her name is Agnes chang, she had a son, have entered the United States ranked first at Stanford university... Have a look at the secret of her success education, oh my god, much, treasure mom must see! tRNwqddJ]

“以微博之力，让世界更美” QQ：

著名网黄猫日：
看一看听一听尝一尝了啊！我的龙臀比柯基的还好吃#著名网黄猫日# tRNwxAZ
[Take a look at to listen to have a taste! My dragon WHRS corgi # good famous network # tRNwxAZ yellow cat]

Sundayday黄日天

全景视角君：
超美的全圆彩虹~！！ [爱你]转走明天会有好运 tRCkIxPA
[Nice all round the rainbow ~!! [love] you transferred tomorrow there will be good luck tRCkIxPA]

关注视角君，人坐家中看世界~！

张皓宸：
#后来时间都与你有关#
伴读计划第二站
《此去经年》

A与B的选择，
让人生的结局一个遗憾一个完满
那个女孩叫方楚楚
那个男孩叫何遇

故事里说：四季更迭，唯有好姑娘不可辜负。天长地久，念念相忘，此去经年，最好是你。
声音陪伴：tRNzlDbE
[# # later time is related to you the second station presence plan this go for A the choice of A and B, to the end of life A pity that a complete and clear the girl called the boy called why to meet in the story said seasons, only good girl do not live up to. Everlasting, followed the remembrance, this go to years, it is best to you. voice stay tRNzlDbE]