【高铁上抱着电饭煲内胆吃饭 网友：我还有点榨菜你要不要[doge]】月日，贵阳到桂林的高铁上，一女子抱着内胆在车上吃饭，脚边放着电饭煲。她说由于急着赶车，就把煮好的干饭从家里带来，加热一下吃。乘客表示，米饭闻着还挺香，由于没有菜，女子很快吃完了饭，无人出来阻止。tRNtqEfw
[Hold the mould on high-speed rail to eat Net friend I still have some pickle do you want to [doge]] month day, guiyang to guilin on high-speed rail, a woman holding tank in the car to have a meal, feet stood a rice cooker. She said because in a hurry and driving, and they brought from home cooked rice, and warm them to eat. Passengers said, rice smell is quite sweet, because there is no food, woman soon finished eat rice, no one stopped. tRNtqEfw]
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优酷：#青云志#中饰演林惊羽的@成毅 拓宽戏路转战大银幕。为拍摄新电影出演退役警犬训导员一角，#成毅#接受了高强度健身、训犬、武术、跑酷、飞车等体能训练，体脂率降至%，八块腹肌倒三角加上大长腿的黄金比例，尽显完美身段。快来舔屏吧[舔屏]@成毅粉丝后援会 @成毅工作室
[# chi who played Lin Jingyu # @ chengyi qingyun Widen his range to the big screen. For filming new movie star in a corner, a retired police dog handlers, chengyi # # received high strength fitness, dog, martial arts, parkour, coasters, such as physical training, body fat rate fell to a %, eight pieces of abdominal muscle nabla with big long legs of the golden ratio, all show perfect figure. Quick to lick the screenlick screen chengyi fan forums @ @ chengyi studio]
冷笑话精选：尔康，一个大写的心机boy[允悲]cr：逗趣部落tRNcheer
[Er kang, a capital of all boy [allow sad] cr tRNcheer funny tribe]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【六旬大爷海底潜泳猥亵妇女被抓现行 听到警笛声立马装晕倒】近日，烟大浴场一名岁左右的老年男子潜在海底到处乱摸妇女，发现后被人揪上了岸↓↓这位老年男子一听到警车声，便马上躺在了草地上装晕倒↓↓该男子采取身后环抱，抚摸对方腹部和胸部的方式，已猥亵了十余人↓↓tRNcPLG
[【 uncle underwater diving lewd women caught at once heard sirens pretend to faint 】 recently, stretching baths a old men around the age of potential undersea groped women everywhere, found that after being pulled on shore left left the old man heard the police car, he immediately lay on the grass with faint left left behind the man to take down the unbroken, touch each others belly and chest, obscene for more than ten people left left tRNcPLG down]
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微博时尚：#微博时尚盛典#正式开始！群星璀璨，时尚大咔云集，火爆现场！不管你是想看idol?时尚icon?还是走秀？通通满足你！戳开直播，与@微博时尚 一共见证这场时尚盛况！（来自tRNtsdkK）APP下载地址：tRXnyy
[# # weibo fashionable grand ceremony officially began. Star-studded, fashion big cut, hot spot! Whether you want to see idol? The fashion icon? Or a catwalk show? All meet you! Poke open to live, and @ weibo fashion A total of witness the fashion! (from tRNtsdkK) APP download address tRXnyy]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
优酷：怀揣着满腹的委屈，抱着对男人帮的深深怨念，#极限挑战#复仇者联盟F@郭涛 @沙溢 @宋小宝纯行货 @王嘉尔 终于决定来一雪前耻！他们斗志昂扬、饱含希望、盲目自信……优酷君觉得吧，结果已经不重要了，“享受”过程才最重要啊~[坏笑]
[With full of grievances, hold a deep hatred for the men, limit challenge # # avengers alliance F @ guo tao @ ShaYi @ Song Xiaobao pure trading @ Wang Jiaer finally decided to revenge! Their morale, full of hope, blind confidence... Youku you think right, the result is not important, the process of enjoy is the most important ~ [laugh]]
南方都市报：【“经常出入网吧”将失去贫困生资格？学生：政策应更有弹性】陕西省教育厅公布《办法》对该省高等学校家庭经济困难学生认定工作进行规范。其中，“在校外租房或经常出入营业性网吧的”，不能认定为家庭经济困难学生，引发广泛讨论与争议。有学生表示，“大家可能看到很多大学生整天沉迷游戏，就想当然...全文： m.weibo
[【 frequented cafe will lose the qualification for poor? Student policy should be more flexible in shaanxi province education department released the methods for the determination of the provinces family economic difficulties students of institutions of higher learning in the specification. Among them, in the questionnaires.then or often in and out of the commercial Internet bar, cannot be regarded as family economic difficulties students, widespread discussion and controversy. Have students say, you may see a lot of college students addicting games all day, just take it for granted... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#家家国内谍照# 【丰富产品矩阵 传祺GS .T手动挡谍照】日前，有国内媒体曝光了一组传祺GS .T手动挡车型的测试谍照。目前在售的传祺GS仅提供.L+MT、.T+AT两种动力总成，未来新车的推出将进一步降低传祺GS .T车型的门槛。tRNtFys
[# # every domestic spy 【 rich product matrix and kei GS. T manual photos 】 recently, domestic media disclosed a group the kei GS. T manual model test photos. Currently sold in the GS only kei. L + MT,. T + AT two kinds of powertrain, the future new car launch will further reduce the kei GS. T the threshold of the models. tRNtFys]
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猫扑：吃货精神战胜困意[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Version spirit to overcome sleepy [xi xi] [xi xi]]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活# 心痛！岁女孩路边玩耍，遭父亲开车碾压致死[蜡烛] tRNjlZy
[# # travel life heartache! Year-old girl playing by the road, was father drove over him [candle] tRNjlZy]
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优酷：#春风十里不如你#当初英男为了秋水放弃出国，而现在，因为和秋水分手再次决定出国…或许，对于这段#注定相爱相杀#的感情而言，一个人的成全好过三个人的纠结，同时也是给自己最大的解脱，而离开是为了更好的放下吧tRNtkcDw
[# # spring breeze miles as you had the man to stop to give up to go abroad, and now, because and colchicine again decided to break up... Perhaps, for the # # slay destined to fall in love relationship, a persons done better than the tangle of three people, and give your greatest relief, let it down and leave is for better tRNtkcDw]
小野妹子学吐槽：风靡世界的HelloKitty主题跑即将可爱来袭！首站将于.在上海国家会展中心开跑，参赛者将获得精美参赛包，包括T恤、奖牌、太阳镜等各式充满HelloKitty元素的跑步装备，还没想好今年国庆去哪里玩的妹子，快和闺蜜们参与到这场粉红旋风中来！一起发挥“可爱的力量”吧！@HelloKittyRunChina
[Popular in the world of HelloKitty incoming themes run is lovely! In Shanghai. The first stop will be the national convention center runs, the competitors will get a fine bag, including t-shirts, MEDALS, sunglasses and so on all kinds of full of running gear of HelloKitty elements, also didnt want to good this year National Day sister where to have fun, fast and best friend to participate in the pink of the whirlwind! With the forces of cute! @ HelloKittyRunChina]
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微博时尚：#微博时尚盛典#正式开始！[话筒]群星璀璨，时尚大咖云集，现场火爆！不管你是想看idol？时尚icon？还是走秀？通通满足你！戳开直播，与@微博时尚 一同见证这场时尚盛况！ tRNbsWc .
[# # weibo fashionable grand ceremony officially began. Microphone star-studded, fashion higher-ups gathered in the hot! Whether you want to see idol? The fashion icon? Or a catwalk show? All meet you! Poke open live, witness the @ weibo fashion with fashion! TRNbsWc.]
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微博汽车：【心痛！岁女孩路边玩耍，遭父亲开车碾压致死 [蜡烛]】月日，四川都江堰，一男子开车碾轧到蹲在路边玩耍的岁女儿。孩子父亲说当时没看到，而孩子的奶奶则坐地大哭。最后，女孩经抢救无效死亡。行车有盲区，一定要警惕！ @梨视频 tRNGPPqb
[【 heartache! Girl playing by the road, was father drove over him [candle]] month day, dujiangyan, sichuan province, a man driving a year old daughter playing roll-off to squat down on the side of the road. Father said at that time, I cant see, while the childs grandmother sit and cry. In the end, the girl after the rescue invalid death. Driving a blind area, must be vigilant! @ pear video tRNGPPqb]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽：【已婚妇女分饰多角诈骗痴心汉 咒死父母还让对方买寿衣】岁的柯某已是一个岁孩子的母亲。离婚后，她通过手机聊天认识了岁姜某。柯某用美女照片把姜某迷得神魂颠倒↓↓两个月，柯某以父母亲先后去世等各种理由，从姜某那里骗得↓↓姜某的老婆本竟被柯某拿去打赏了男主播[摊手]tRNtdvT
[The married women act the role ofing more Angle fraud infatuation han Curse dead parents also let each other buy clothes 】 at the age of ke a is a age of the childs mother. After the divorce, she know kang age through my cell phone. Ke a kang with beauty photos swept off your feet left left two months down, down, a variety of reasons such as the parents passed away, and deceived from kang left left kangs wife was ko one to play the male host [stand hand] tRNtdvT]
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优酷：#快男鲜看团#距离#快乐男声#冠军之夜还有天啦[耶]明天又能在快男的舞台上看到召唤师@羅志祥 了，泥萌开心不[偷笑]还有更开心的，本条微博热转第一将获得@羅志祥 的签名照[小黄人坏笑]最后依然是优酷君的友情提示：月日：，来优酷看快男决赛[笑而不语]tRCydhPR
[# quick male fresh see group # # # from happy boys champion tomorrow night and day! [and] again on the stage of fast men see the summoner @ show, mud sprout happy no [laughing] have a more happy, turn the microblogging hot this article first will get the @ show glasowyellow one bad laugh last is still a hint of the youku king February nd, youku to see quick male final tRCydhPR [smiling without a word]
知乎：#机构帐号在知乎# @氪 @户外探险outdoor @机核网 就在明天！知乎热门机构号齐聚北京工体，与你分享知乎运营技巧，用知识发现更大的世界[哆啦A梦微笑]，这是最后一波报名啦~感兴趣的媒体自媒体小伙伴们快来找我们玩吧[二哈]tRNZuUJ
[# @ # agency account in zhihu krypton @ outdoor exploration is suing @ machine core network It is tomorrow! Zhihu hot agencies gathered in Beijing workers stadium, share with you on zhihu operational skills, found A bigger world with knowledge] [doraemon smile, this is the last wave ~ interested in signing up media come looking for us, since the media friends [two ha] tRNZuUJ]
发现更大的世界
冷笑话精选：厉害了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@米米：好有道理的样子
[Much [doraemon surprised] @ Mimi the appearance of good sense]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博时尚：微博ceo@来去之间 将出席今晚的#微博时尚盛典# ，期待老板的精彩亮相！为老板打call！
[Weibo CEO @ come and go between Will attend tonights # # weibo fashion festival, wonderful appearance look forward to the boss! For the boss make the call! ]
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微博时尚：#微博时尚盛典# 签到开始！半小时后红毯现场！
[# # weibo fashion festival sign in to start! Half an hour after the red carpet scene! ]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
南方都市报：【高速飞行列车技术总负责人：做这个项目的决心是不变的】中国航天科工集团发布的“高速飞行列车”工程项目，引起公众热议。“高速飞行列车”技术总负责人毛凯表示，做这个项目的决心是不变的。目前这件事不只是我们国家在做，美国的马斯克入股的一家公司也在做这方面的尝试，其实就是想改变人类的生活...全文： m.weibo
[The high speed train technology head determination of this project is a constant 】 China aerospace science and industry group high speed train issued by the project, caused a public debate. High speed train technology head Mao Kai said the determination to do this project is a constant. At present, it is not only our country doing musk to buy into a company in the United States are in the attempt to do this, is actually want to change human life... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【兄弟俩为“寻刺激” 持仿真枪挑衅民警[费解]】 月日，广东江门两男子为寻求刺激，手持仿真枪挑衅执勤民警↓↓挑衅完两人还将视频上传至网络，造成了恶劣社会影响↓↓目前，警方已经依法处罚二人↓↓对此你怎么看？tRNtHIJ
[【 brothers for a simulation gun for stimulating provocative police [difficult]] month day, guangdong jiangmen two men to seek to stimulate, handheld imitation guns provocation on duty police left left provocation after two people will also be video uploaded to the network, caused the bad social influence left left at present, the police have two penalties in accordance with the left left what do you think of that? tRNtHIJ]
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微博汽车：#汽车人故事# 一次北京亚欧的穿越之旅，点点滴滴，一路骑行，好赞~ [赞]
[Once people story # # cars Beijing Asia and Europe through the trip, dribs and drabs, ride all the way, good ~ [who]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：声明
近期我司收到很多用户反馈收到冒充汽车之家送香水的诈骗短信，我司在此声明：汽车之家从未举办过此类活动，请广大用户提高警惕，谨防受骗！
[Statement < br > our company recently received a lot of user feedback as the home of car perfume of scam text messages, we hereby declare car home never held such activities, please be vigilant against the masses of users, beware deceived! ]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：这样玩车，安全吗？[允悲][允悲]tRNHnBP
[So play cars, safe? [allow sad] [allow sad] tRNHnBP]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
新浪汽车：“车展上玩真心话大冒险，这些环节笑到你喷水！#车展真心话大冒险# #成都车展#”我的秒拍作品，一起来看～@汽车视频@购车完全指南@汽车黑科技@新车情报局tRNtjzOf（使用#秒拍#录制，免流量看热门短视频！）
[Auto show to play big adventure of the truth, these links water-jet smile to you! # show true adventures in # # # pat my second work, chengdu motor show ~ @ car video @ car together complete guide to @ automobile black technology @ new cia tRNtjzOf (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：遇到一个把我爱到骨子里的男人，但他的不成熟一点点的把我对他好感消磨掉了。 现在我也谈不上对他是什么感觉，分开不忍心，在一起不快乐。每次吵架都特别想坐下来跟他好好谈谈心，但他总是听不进去，总觉得我是在无理取闹，我该如何帮助他成长？还是我应该就此放手，放了他也放了我…...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I meet a love to the nature of man, but hes not mature a little bit of my affection for him to kill off. Now I also not is what feeling to him, dont have the heart to separately, not happy together. Every quarrel especially like to sit down and have a good talk with him, but he always dont listen, always feel that I am in unreasonable, how should I help him grow up? Or should I let go, let him also put I... ... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
南方都市报：【大葱叶含剧毒农药成分毒死百余只羊 涉事种植户今年已售大葱超百万斤】月日，山东寿光多只羊中毒死亡，卫生检疫站在养殖户捡来喂羊的大葱叶中发现甲拌磷、毒死蜱等剧毒农药成分，这批大葱来自辽宁沈阳一个种植户。据介绍，该种植户承包多亩地种植大葱，年产量超过万斤，今年收获的大葱都...全文： m.weibo
[【 big leaf of toxic pesticide ingredients hundred sheep poisoned involved farmers sold this year spring onion over one million jins 】 month day, shandong shouguang sheep poisoning death, health quarantine station in big leaf pick up to feed the sheep farmers find phorate, chlorpyrifos, such as highly toxic pesticide ingredients, this batch of green Chinese onion a farmers from shenyang, liaoning province. According to introducing, the farmers contracted many acres planted leeks, annual output of more than ten thousand catties, green Chinese onion crop this year... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：【邪教洗脑、拉拢人心、性侵犯......深受其害的国家把它们大胆搬上屏幕[围观]】在韩国，“传教”行为非常普遍，当然，韩国也承受了邪教泛滥带来的危害。最近，有导演将这一题材大胆搬上了屏幕，即热播韩剧《救救我》。这是韩剧史上第一部真正意义的“邪教剧”。色调阴冷的海报给人一种极其压抑的感觉，...全文： m.weibo
[【 cult brainwashing, co-opting, sexual assault... countries suffering bold move them on screen [watch]] in South Korea, missionary behavior is very common, of course, South Korea also endured a cult flood damage. Recently, the director will be the theme of bold move on the screen, the popular Korean dramas save me. The real meaning of this is the first in the history of Korean dramas cult show. Posters of tonal cold give a person a kind of extremely depressed feeling,... The full text m. eibo]
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一块去旅行：抓住夏天的尾巴 来一趟海边的旅行
[At the summers tail to a trip to the seaside trip]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 大货车的可怕之处在于，你永远不知道它什么时候翻车！[允悲] tRNpiF
[# # weibo communication radio lorries terrible is that you never know when it overturned. [allow sad] tRNpiF]
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