2017年8月29日星期二

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈 莫名心疼男猪脚是怎么回事,果然女神不常有,女神经常有啊[偷笑]
[Ha ha ha ha ha Difficult to express love male leading role is how to return a responsibility, statue of goddess was not often, often have [laugh]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    就是这个道理。 ​
[It is for this reason. ​]

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丑女达人:
    【哈维飓风直播】我家在自愿撤离区,真的很危险,没有听老公的提前撤离是我大意了!但我相信佛祖一定会保佑我们的!🙏🙏🙏 ​
[Harvey hurricane live my house in the voluntary evacuation zone, really dangerous, leave earlier did not listen to the husband is my careless! But I believe that the Buddha will bless us! 🙏🙏🙏 ​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    回复@如明月松岗还在下,估计还要持续~天@如明月松岗现在雨还在下吗?预报要下几天?
[Reply @ such as bright moon matsuoka is next, estimated to last ~ day @ such as bright moon matsuoka still raining now? Forecast to the next few days?]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    有哪些气人的金句,你一听就炸了 _____________________________________ ​
[What are the irritating gold, as soon as you hear Fried _____________________________________]

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MIUI:
    第三批#MIUI# 开发版内测今天晚上点已推送,明天发出详细公告!
[A third group of # MIUI# development version closed point has pushed this evening, make detailed announcement tomorrow!]

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林依晨Ariel:
    今天是我父親的農曆生日,希望他與博主兩位林爸爸都平安健康。我們每個人都有為人熟知或不為人知的傷痛,也都得背負著這些傷繼續前行,人生,很難,或許幫助他人完成夢想,會讓心漸漸平靜、滿足,也讓更多的生命交織而有了新的期待與意義⋯⋯
[Today is my fathers lunar birthday, I hope he and blogger both father Lin ping an health. Each of us has known or unknown pain, also have to bear the these injury to move on, life is difficult, perhaps to help others to complete the dream, can let the heart gradually calm, meet, also let more lives intertwined and have a new look forward to working with meaning...]

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安以轩:
    #七夕# [心] 倒数十分钟~快快點照片許願望~旺~旺[色][色][色]心誠則[偷笑]🙏🙏
[#七夕# [心] 倒数十分钟~快快点照片许愿望~旺~旺[色][色][色]心诚则[偷笑]🙏🙏]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

一块去旅行:
    愿明年此时,你的身边还是TA。 ​
[May next year at this time, your side or TA. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

微博搞笑排行榜:
    你那么孤独 却说一个人真好。[doge] ​
[You are so lonely say that a person is really good. [doge]]

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猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 【密室实验!不说话只接次吻,这对男女会坠入爱河吗?[doge]】仅靠接吻,人就会恋爱吗?节目组专门找来了一对代的男女,让他们呆在密闭的空间里接吻次,期间不能有语言交流。次亲吻后,这两个人之间会擦出怎样的火花?单身狗的你,做好接受暴击的准备了吗![二哈]tRCswmw ​
[# mop good night # 【 chamber experiment! Dont talk only kisses, the couple will fall in love? [doge]] only by kissing, people will fall in love? Youre looking for specifically to a generation of men and women, to let them stay in airtight space kiss, cant have language during communication. After kissing, between the two men will be sparks of how? Single dog you, ready to accept critical strike! [two ha] tRCswmw]

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王小川:
    做道数学题:某连锁餐饮在北京共有家店,假设每家店的合格率是相同的。随机抽查两家店都发现不合格,那么北京只有这两家店不合格的概率是多大?用mma做了一个计算,此种情况可能性低于.%。 ​
[Do math problem a chain restaurant in Beijing, a total of stores, assuming the qualified rate of each is the same. Random spot check two stores have found unqualified, only then Beijing is the probability that the unqualified two stores? Made a calculation of mma, below this possibility. %. ​]

好奇地活着

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 王思聪深夜撩妹,开着豪车却把豪车停在摩托车一边,坐在摩托车上抽烟与妹子聊天[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语] ​
[Travel life # # sicong late liao younger sister, driving a car is parked the car on motorcycle side, sitting on the motorcycle smoking chat with sister [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]

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平安北京:
    没事没事
[Ok ok]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

蔡依林:
    紅線夜

Total look @BALMAINPARIS #BALMAINARMY#
Shoes: @sergio_rossi #sergiorossi# ​

[红线夜< br > < br > Total look BALMAINPARIS # @ BALMAINARMY # < br > Shoes@ sergio rossi sergiorossi # _ #]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    对我来说那就是孙燕姿[爱你]@少吃点做个人:对我来说那就是gakki@-Akane--:对我来说那就是大野智@胸软·:对我来说,那就是薛之谦
[For me that is stefanie sun [love] you @ eat less do men for me it is gakki @ - Akane - for me it is yoko @ chest soft, zhi for me, that is memory]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 你会给爱车的车窗贴膜吗? ​
[# # good night family will you give the car window sticker? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #文化守夜人#本期#晓说# 诸葛亮与司马懿同时亮相,两位身上可对比的元素有很多。一个少年成名,一个隐忍多年,都在主少国疑时权倾朝野,都在大权在握时没有篡位。[费解]两人各有所长,唯独在生儿子这件事上,分出了高下……tRNPOD ​
[# # # # this xiao said the night man, zhuge liang culture with sima yi appeared at the same time, the two can compare elements have many with me. A teenager, a ) for many years, in the main countries less doubt rights in ones hand, are not usurp throne when in power. [difficult] moreover, two people only in on the son, separated the compete... tRNPOD]

冷笑话精选:
    丧[二哈]@豆瓣说[失望]@_丧失妹也是小天使到了结婚的年龄 就没什么喜欢不喜欢了@我的极品评论却道故心人易变@破晓XUAN:我曾爱过你,想到就心酸@痞师傅唉@_资本家小姐失去一个爱的人就像失去一部分自己,连自己都失去了,找谁都弥补不回来
[Lose both ha] [[disappointed] @ _ @ douban said the loss of the younger sister is also a little angel married by the age of dont like dont like the @ my acura comments but way so the heart variable @ dawn XUAN I loved you, think of sad @ the new teacher miss oh @ _ capitalists lose a love like a lost part of his own, even lose yourself, to find who cant make up for the back]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

吴昕:
    對賭二人組說到做到,祝大家七夕快樂! ​​​
[Bet duo said to do it, I wish you all a happy Chinese valentines day! ​​​]

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优酷:
    危险!少女心狙击手们在优酷小镇出没!请捂好少女心[心],以防被击中!优酷君想要调查一下,在你心目中@张一山、@张彬彬Vin、@汪东城、@D郑业成C、@杨洋icon、OM Akapan、@秦俊杰、@吴磊LEO、@佟梦实、@潘粤明,哪一位是最强少女心狙击手呢?狙击手请戳>>>tRCmsCmw ​
[Danger! Young girl heart haunted by snipers in youku town! Please cover girl good heart [heart], to prevent being hit! Youku gentleman want to investigate, in your heart @ yishan zhang, @ bin-bin zhang Vin, @ jiro, @ D Zheng Yecheng C, Yang Yang, a @ icon, OM Akapan, @ qin, @ lei wu LEO, @ TongMengShi, @ the purpose, which one is the strongest girl heart sniper? The sniper please stamp > > > tRCmsCmw]

优酷:
    七夕之夜,一名年轻女子在酒店遇险。一位自称是其男友的男子,用力撕扯她的头发并试图将其拖走,女子惨叫不断。幸运的是在酒店通道偶遇执勤民警,将该男子制服,进一步情况仍在调查当中...#白夜追凶# [来]tRNvdHqP ​
[Tanabata night, a young woman in distress at the hotel. A man claiming to be her boyfriend, ripping her hair and tried to drag it away, the woman cries. Fortunately channel with police on duty at the hotel, will the mens uniform, further situation is still under investigation... # # white night catch [to] tRNvdHqP]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    一位外国追星饭接受岛国电视台采访,倾诉了爱豆Momochi退役时自己的心情...至理名言,值得每个人感受背诵[泪] ​
[A foreign make track for a star rice island television interview, talk to the love bean retired Momochi oneself mood... Words of wisdom, it is worth everyone feel recite the [] of tears]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【又见高空抛物 这次竟是一张沙发!】日晚,一楼商户杨女士店铺门口突然“嘭”的一声巨响,一张沙发竟从天而降散落成几部分↓↓杨女士称,万幸当时无人从这里经过,否则后果不堪设想。小区不少街坊称,也遇到过几次高空抛物,但一直没有查明是谁扔的[摊手]tRNPSt ​
[(see also high This turns out to be a sofa! Friday night, on the first floor merchants ms Yang stores the door suddenly bang a loud noise, a sofa was scattered from the sky into a few parts left left, said ms Yang, luckily at that time no one to pass through here, otherwise the consequence is unimaginable. Community many neighborhood said, also met several high altitude parabolic, but never find out who throw [stand hand] tRNPSt]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

MIUI:
    玩个游戏:把你的名字缩写倒过来,看看会打出什么?[来] ​
[Play a game put your initials upside down and see what is going to play? [to]]

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顶尖设计:
    电影特效对比 ​
[Special effects comparison]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# #车展真心话大冒险# 前三是本届成都车展车模,后三是往届成都车展车模,对比下来风格差异还是很大的。说心里话,你们认为哪种更好?[笑而不语](图片来源:@菜刀kk 及网络) ​
[Old driver class # # # # auto show big adventure of the truth in the first three models, is the chengdu motor show is after three previous models, chengdu motor show contrast down style difference is very big still. Say the truth, do you think which better? [smiling without a word] (image @ chopper kk and network)]

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尼尼刀刀:
    憋屈了一天,实在找不到人表白了:
祖国,我爱你!
[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]#全球探鲜# ​

[The -foot day, really cant find the person I love < br > the motherland, I love you! < br > [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] fresh # # global agents]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子生活不顺到处放火 被抓时表情巨淡定[摊手]】近日,黑龙江的姜某意外发现自己停在家附近的小货车被烧得面目全非↓↓民警同时发现,周围好几户居民的柴草垛和猪圈也都遭受了火灾↓↓被抓后,嫌疑人李某自称作案动机是心情不好,还称“没寻思警察能抓到我”↓↓tRNPqR ​
[The man bad fire everywhere Was caught when face huge detachment [stand hand]] recently, northeast Chinas heilongjiang province kang accident found himself parked at home near a minivan was burned beyond recognition left left police found at the same time, several residents around firewood haystack and pigsty also suffered a fire left left after being caught, suspect li mou claims to motive is in a bad mood, also said no wonder if the police can catch me left left tRNPqR]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    做生意嘛~不仅要有头脑,更重要的则是以义取利!看看#社会我渤哥# 先是帮助大松鼠王迅制作宣纸,助其获得三金[good]后又通过担保王迅,将他送上大掌柜之位,成为他的最佳合伙人!情义利益两不误,优酷君都忍不住为黄渤打call[哆啦A梦花心]
tRNPMoR ​

[Business ~ should not only have minds, the more important is reasonable! See # # society I bohai elder brother first help the squirrel Wang Xun production of rice paper, help them get sanjin [good] and then by guarantee Wang Xun, put his big boss, to become his best partners! Kindness benefit balance, youku jun can resist the urge to play call Huang Bo [doraemon flower heart] < br > tRNPMoR]

猫扑:
    天啊!!好乖啊!要被萌化!tRNvdf(via当时我就震惊了) ​
[Oh my god!!!!! Very good! To be MOE! TRNvdf (via at that time I was shocked)]

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但斌:
    [赞][鲜花][心]@愚鲁而迅速不错,跟罗素给的个理由经典大差不差[赞]
[[who] [flowers] [heart] @ moronity quickly good, just like Russell to the reason of the classic big difference [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【全运女排赛场爆发冲突 辽宁队部分队员参与】全运会女排三四名决赛,辽宁队和北京队的比赛出现了暴力冲突事件:第三局局末阶段,辽宁队后援团和保安扭打在了一起,最后冲突范围扩大至部分辽宁队员。实拍场面混乱↓↓甚至一度导致比赛中断[衰]tRNPVYkg ​
[All womens volleyball game conflict - part of the team members to participate in 】 the national games, three or four womens volleyball final against Beijing - there is violence at the end of the third inning stage, liaoning machine and security scuffle together, finally extended to part of the liaoning team conflict. To film scenes of chaos left left even led to the suspension of the game [failure] tRNPVYkg]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    [笑cry]@东方教主[笑cry][good][话筒]
[[laughing cry] @ hierarch east [laugh cry] [good] [microphone]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    最美不过星空✨
[But the most beautiful starry sky ✨]

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