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北美吐槽君：
我只是收留一晚第一次出国的小学妹，却被女友质疑分手
[I just received a night for the first time primary school the younger sister to go abroad, and has been girlfriend break up questions]

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头条新闻：
#视野#【两辆汽车路口相撞一辆车后备箱“飞”出俩娃[吃惊]】吓死宝宝了！日前，两辆汽车在重庆一路口相撞后，银色轿车的后备箱被掀开，从后备箱里居然滚出两个小孩落到了地上，所幸两个孩子并无大碍。据了解，事发时两位小孩正坐在后排座玩耍，由于冲击力太大，才被甩飞出车外。tRCCmz
[# # 【 view two cars collided intersection A car trunk fly the two baby doll [surprised]] frighten to death! A few days ago, after the two cars collided at an intersection of chongqing, silver car trunk was uncovered, incredibly rolled out two children from the trunk fell on the ground, but two children unscathed. It is known that when the two children are sitting on 后排座 play, due to the impact force is too large, to be left to fly out of the car. tRCCmz]

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深圳天气：
【深圳市台风消息】台风“帕卡”（强热带风暴级）日时中心位于深圳市东南方约公里的海面上，强度略有加强，预计中午前后以强热带风暴级或台风级在深圳到台山沿海地区登陆；今天上午从我市西南方公里左右掠过。今天凌晨我市风雨加大，高地和东部沿海最大-级阵风，全市平均雨量.mm，最大
[Typhoon card shenzhen the typhoon news 】【 (cyclone), center located in shenzhen about kilometers southeast of the surface of the ocean, the intensity of strengthened slightly expected levels around noon with strong tropical storm or typhoon landing in shenzhen, the coastal areas of taishan; Southwest km from the city passed over this morning. Today our city in the morning rain, highlands and eastern coastal largest - level wind, the average rainfall. Mm, is the largest]

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江宁公安在线：
早上好！又到了周日比一比谁起得早节目时间~[doge]
[Good morning! To see who got up early on Sunday show time ~ [doge]]

、有警情一定要及时拨打，戳警察蜀黍是不一定能及时看到的！、查找经典贴文请点blog.sinajngazx

深圳交警：
#早安，深圳#和这座城，一起“迎接”“帕卡”[加油][加油][加油]
[# and # good morning, shenzhen city, to meet together palmer card [go] [go] [go]]

【搭建沟通互动平台·服务大家安全出行】@深圳交警是深圳市公安局交通警察局的官方微博，通过本微博，深圳交警将为大家提供以下服务：、发布交通信息；、公布交通政策；、开展安全宣传；、广泛收集民意；、解答群众疑问；、受理业务咨询；、接受群众举报；在这里，深圳交警也会为您剖析事故背后的深层原因；提供安全出行的温馨提示。另外，非紧急情况，您可以@深圳交警向我们反映问题；遇紧急情况需报警时，请及时拨打、；不方便拨打电话时，可以编辑信息发送至深圳市公安局短信报警平台，以便我们及时出警。

延参法师：
我们没有必要用一脸的沮丧和愁容去面对生活中的一切，相逢一笑，温暖了他人，美丽了自己，也装点了这个世界。早安。
[We dont need to use face of upset and sad face to face everything in life, meet a smile, warm others, beautiful, also serve the world. Good morning. ]

作家

谷大白话：
又是一个没睡成懒觉的周末
[Another didnt sleep a lie-in at the weekend]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

人民网：
你去过最美的一个地方是哪儿？评论里马下一个目的地！
[The most beautiful is a place where have you been to? Comments in a horse next destination! ]

报道全球传播中国

公安部打四黑除四害：
【一把入库！手把手教你正确停车】实用倒车停车技能️：侧方位停车、斜方位停车、倒车入库、后视镜调节方法… [并不简单] 助你一把入库！#蜀黍带你涨姿势#

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

我家乡贪官太多太多：
地方腐败为了利益！无法无天！官官相护！不择手段！谁把法律当成回事！[怒][怒][怒] tRKQPNh

梦在前方，路在脚下；没有梦想，失去方向！

吐槽曝料：
图片中的东西你知道是什么吗？吃过的举手！
[Pictures of things do you know what? Had put up your hands! ]

视频传真，热事辣评

我和健身的日常：
#爱上运动# #运动教室#学会这支妩媚撩人的拉丁舞，瘦三斤神马的那都不是事儿！tRCublXx
[# love # # # movement of the classroom to learn the enchanting sultry Latin dance, thin about three pounds of what it is not! tRCublXx]

我和小伙伴们健身的那点趣事~

1句实话：
给别人留点空间，也是给自己留有余地。“利不可赚尽，福不可享尽，势不可用尽”，这个世界不是哪一个人的世界，而是所有人的世界，所以凡事都要留有余地。“腹中天地阔，常有渡人船。”多一分宽容，就会多一分理解；多一分善良，就会多一分希望。与人方便，自己方便。别人有路可走，你才不会陷入绝境
[Leave some space for others, but also leave room for yourself. Do not earn, do not enjoy, potential exhaustion, which one of the world, this world is not but all people of the world, so all things are going to leave room. Heaven and earth wide womb, often have a great man can save another boat. More tolerance, you will more understand; More good, will be more hope. With convenient, convenient. People have a way, you wont sink]

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饭婆子：
一早点，俩狗宝准时着急的扒我床头，胖叔推我起来遛狗，并强行给我喂鸡汤醒困，非读给我听看我们接近几条，读完以后说“还敢说我没钱吗，看我全身都是奢侈品！”，并拍着菠萝头说“菠萝宝宝，你也是富二代”[白眼]
[A breakfast, two stone of dogs gallbladder grilled on time in a hurry Im the head of a bed, a fat uncle pushed me up the dog for a walk, and forced to feed my chicken soup to wake, not read it to me to see us is close to a few, read later said also dare to say I have no money, see my whole body is a luxury! Pineapple and patting head and said pineapple baby, you are also rich second generation [eyes]]

生活可以将就，生活也可以讲究！

一句心情签名：
最好的人：像孩子一样，真诚。像夕阳一样，温暖。像天空一样，宁静。
[The best people like a child, sincere. Like the setting sun, warm. Like the sky, quiet. ]

有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。

气象北京：
【雨‧风‧降温周日天空有点忙】市气象台时发布预报：今天白天阴有小到中雨，南风二三间四级，上午阵风六级左右，最高气温℃；夜间阴有小雨转多云，南转北风二三级，最低气温℃。今天有降水天气，雨势比较平缓，气温下降明显，上午风力较大，请注意防雨防风，适当添加衣物，并避免到山区游玩。
[The rain, wind, cool On Sunday when it is a little busy 】 municipal meteorological observatory issued the forecast overcast with small to moderate rain during the day, today the south between the secondary and tertiary level , wind around in the morning, the highest temperature ℃; Night turn overcast with light rain cloudy, south two levels to the north, the lowest temperature ℃. Today have rainfall weather, rain quite gentle, the temperature drops, the morning wind is bigger, please pay attention to rainproof windproof, add appropriate clothing, and avoid to the mountains. ]

北京市气象局官方微博。风雨冷暖,气象贴心—早中晚为您奉送气象信息、最新预报、灾害天气预警和气象科普知识，希望能成为您生活和出行的好帮手。

汉帝唐皇：
生活总是让我们遍体鳞伤，
但到后来，
那些受伤的地方
一定会变成
我们最强壮的地方。

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咱们一起去旅行：
【青海茶卡盐湖】包括衣食住行玩，简单实用大攻略！走了这么多地方，茶卡盐湖绝对能挤进美貌排行榜前三名。这里的天地白茫茫，美得像一场梦。
[Including food and clothing live line saka salt lake of qinghai 】【 play, simple and practical tips! Go so many places, saka salt lake can squeeze into the top three beauty. Here all of heaven and earth, like a beautiful dream. ]

游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行！

经典丶古诗词：
《千字文》全文+拼音 [推荐]
[Thousand character classic text + pinyin [recommend]]

一诗一词一幅画，一吟一舞一仙境。每天学点古诗词。

zz小黑：
其实我每天脑袋里想的都是怎么玩去哪玩。
今天玩什么和谁玩。
可是实际上捆绑我的是工作。
大家都这么努力拼命你没办法不拼。
早安各位奋斗的仙女们[心]
[Actually every day I think about is how to play go head to play. < br > what and who play today. < br > but actually bound to my work. < br > everybody hard so hard you cant get. < br > good morning, ladies and gentlemen of the fairies [heart]]

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萧含：
绝世妙文~[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Beautiful lampoon ~ [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

资深媒体人。作家。著有《家园里的流浪》《孤鹜已远》《清明前后》《权利的滋味》

一句温暖的签名：
你今天受的苦，吃的亏，担的责，扛的罪，忍的痛，到最后都会变成光，照亮你的路。
[You suffer today, kui, bear the responsibility, sin, endure the pain, in the end will become light, light up your way. ]

每天更新最精彩的图文，关注我有好运♥

正能量录：
撑不住的时候，可以对自己说声“我好累”，但永远不要在心里承认说“我不行”。
[Dont stay up, you can say to yourself I am very tired, but never in heart admitted that say I cant. ]

每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：

凤凰新闻客户端：
世态炎凉，无需迎合；人情冷暖，勿去在意。身在万物中，心在万物上。tRCNxCx
[World is naked, without having to meet; Human sentiment changes in temperature, dont go to care about. In all things, the heart in all things. tRCNxCx]

爆笑：
到了七夕就凉快了[摊手]
[The Chinese valentines day is cool [stand hand]]

搜罗全球幽默搞笑趣事，愿您开心每一刻，欢迎关注，投稿、私信合作QQ

涨涨麻麻：
发布了头条文章：《获取未来巨额财富的条思维》如何看待未来人类的产业发展？ tRCCsPi
[Released the headline get the future wealth of the mind, how to see the industry development of future human? tRCCsPi]

专注量化投资研究，股市投资即修行，分享投资心得，所有言论均不构成投资建议！

世界搞笑排行榜：
愿有人待你如初，疼你入骨，从此深情不被辜负。敬你一杯酒，愿你有诗，有梦，有坦荡荡的远方，敬往事一杯酒，过去不回头、未来不将就，我干杯，你随意。
[Wish someone treat you the same, it hurt you very much, from the deep feeling is not to live up to. Respect you a glass of wine, you would like to have a poem, a dream, there was the distant place, respect the past a glass of wine, dont look back, the future will not in the past, I drink a toast, you optional. ]

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芯話：
【给女孩们的人生建议】女生，你可以不完美，放下完美女人的压力，重要的是去“存在”，而不是“做”[心] tRCzwI
[Girls, give the girls life advice 】【 you may not be perfect, put down the pressure of the perfect woman, the important thing is to existence, not do [heart] tRCzwI]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：

华西都市报：
#早间分享# 一只被救助的老虎宝宝，喝奶吃手手的样子可爱炸了~[太开心]小奶虎的叫声敲凶的喔，请大家配合怕一下……视频据英国报姐 tRCuxmVw
[# # morning share a rescued the tiger baby, drink milk, eat Fried hands look cute ~ [quite happy] the sound of knocking at the fierce tiger oh little milk, so please give me some with fear... Video tRCuxmVw according to British newspaper sister]

欢迎关注中国第一张都市报、西部第一主流大报——《华西都市报》。爆料电话—，合作QQ：

猴大宝：
谁早起了，我可以和你们聊半个小时。[嘻嘻]
[Who gets up early, I can talk to you for half an hour. [xi xi]]

通过手机去理解人

闹闹和呆呆：
昨晚朦朦胧胧听到她回来了，就以为她昨夜在家里，刚睡醒就听到外面叫，像她又不像她，站阳台就看见她在花园里，她应该是在等大黑，喊她一声就颠回来了。昨半夜发生了什么等家里人起床我问问。 tRCNajF
[Last night I heard her come back, he thought she was at home last night, just wake up and hear outside call, she didnt like her, like standing balcony saw her in the garden, she should be in such a big black, she cry will bounce back. Yesterday I ask what happened in the middle of the night, the family got up. tRCNajF]

记录二只喵成长的地方。闹闹，三花布偶森林喵。呆呆，苏折立虎斑喵。。。以上信息不保真。。。哈哈哈。。。快要是TB卖家了。。不是摄影师。。。

逗大师：
靠别人的嘴了解一个人，有些人的脑袋是用来增高的么？
[Rely on someone elses mouth to know a person, some peoples head is used to increase? ]

QQ .电话逗大师唯一联系qq和电话。最近发现有人q q上冒充。提醒朋友们一下，以防被骗。你负责开心快乐，我负责装逼得瑟。

名言金句：
能拴牢一个女人的，未必是爱情，而是呵护。享受别人的照顾，的确是会上瘾的。这就是为什么“爱你的”总能打败“你爱的”，因为人性的需求本质上是一样的：我们孤单地来到这个世界，都是为了找到一个人，能对自己好。
[Can toggle a woman, is not love, but love. Enjoy the others take care of, is really addictive. This is why love you can always beat love you, because the demand of human nature is essentially the same we came to this world alone, is to find a person, to be good to myself. ]