冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈或这三个小屁孩也太会玩了[允悲]
tRNKTAL
[哈或这三哈哈哈个小屁孩了[也会太玩“允tRNKTAL悲]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
【野生“二师兄”大闹医院!最终没能逃过“法网”[允悲]】日,一头大野猪闯进南京浦口医院,到处乱窜,不断突围。特警用绳索套猪头,野猪拼命挣扎,实拍半扇铁门都被挣脱离地↓↓最终十多名特警前来增援,将野猪五花大绑拖离现场↓↓估计又要被截成表情包了吧[二哈]tRNoIlS
[Wild two seniors make hospital! finally couldnt escape the French [allow sad]], a large wild boar in nanjing pukou hospital, around, and constantly to break. Swat rope set of pig, wild boar desperately struggling, make half door have been earned from left left a dozen special police eventually flowing down, drag the boar bound away left left to estimate should be cut into expression package again [two ha] tRNoIlS]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
看完我留下了不争气的泪水...前空巢老人泪如泉涌[允悲]
[I left a little tears watching... Empty nest old man before his [allow sad]]
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【“杀妻藏尸冰柜案”嫌犯母亲:他还是小孩 下手后害怕了】个月前朱晓东将自己妻子掐死并藏尸冰柜天。事发后,朱妈妈一直处于痛苦和自责中。“他们不愿意接受和解,一定要枪毙。”朱妈妈不知道儿子为什么会做这样的事情,在她眼里儿子很乖,胆子很小,“现在闹到这样的地步,千错万错都是我儿子的...全文: m.weibo
[【 kill wife hid corpse freezer case suspect mother he was scared after children] months ago xiao-dong zhu will be strangled his wife and hiding the body cooler days. After the incident, zhus mother has been in pain and remorse. They dont willing to accept the settlement must be shot. Zhus mother dont know why his son would do such a thing, in the eyes of her son is very lovely, courage is very small, now, to the point of this, thousands of all wrong wrong is my son... The full text m. eibo]
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#警察故事#【怀柔“独臂”民警再破年前命案】左臂被枪击中,后半生手臂基本丧失功能,但仍坚守在打击办案的第一线。怀柔公安分局刑侦支队侦查员王起和近日成功入选全国百佳刑警候选人。近日,王起和与队友一起成功抓获潜逃近年的“·”故意杀人案逃犯赫某某。tRNGkMqP
[# # police story huairou kills limb police again broken years ago] left arm was shot, half arm basic loss of function, but is still in the fight against the handling of the first line. Huairou public security bureau police detachment scout Wang Qi and recent success in the national top candidates of Interpol. Recently, Wang Qi and captured abscond with my teammates in recent years , murder fugitive Hector so-and-so. tRNGkMqP]
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[喵喵]差别好大啊@丽栗俪 南方人表示我买两根胡萝卜老板还送一点小葱呢@爆米花Flower是的啊,买一根胡萝卜,一只番茄,老板没打你就不错了[允悲]
[[meow meow] difference is very big @ LiLi Southerners say I bought two carrots boss also sent a little spring Onions @ popcorn Flower yes ah, buy a carrot, a tomato, the boss didnt make you a good [allow sad]]
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#饭制有毒# 怪不得感觉风格熟悉,原来小红@周冬雨 和秋水@张一山 走的竟是琼瑶路线[摊手] 用《情深深雨濛濛》的方式打开#春风十里不如你# 竟然一点没有违和感[允悲]这脑洞也是没SEI了 (CR @何仙姑夫 )tRNXUnC
Autobeta汽车杂志:
震惊!走错路,两辆车竟然一起在高速倒车。监控视频全记录 。tRCJS
[Shock!!! Two cars went wrong, in high speed astern. Surveillance video record. tRCJS]
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这种身材感觉很难买衣服
[The body feel it is difficult to buy clothes]
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#金山夜话# 听友:我家经济条件很好,老公家里从小就困难,他上学都是亲戚帮助,前几年才还清。他有个姐姐,家里人都很惯他。我们结婚后他的工资基本都是他自己花,有时候不够还找我要。最不能让人忍受的是他花钱特别大手大脚,总是乱买东西,说也不听,比如有段时间喜欢象牙制品,就从网上买一回又一...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my family economic condition is very good, the husband home difficulties at an early age, he go to school are relatives for help, before a few years to pay off. He has an elder sister, the family are all very spoil him. His wages are basically after we are married his flowers, sometimes also I want to find enough. Most cant let people bear special expensive year, disorderly buy things, always say dont listen to, some time like ivory products, for example, buy one from the Internet and a... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家小浪同学爱吐槽:
【母亲面试时幼女从大厦四层坠亡!谁责任更大?】岁的母亲带着岁女儿去应聘工作。为防止孩子在面试中吵闹,该公司员工将孩子带出看管,不料孩子不慎从大厦层坠梯身亡,实拍小小身躯从楼梯拐角处坠落[伤心]↓↓因不满一审判决↓↓被告三方已提起上诉...你觉得问题出在哪?tRNxzTc
[【 mother interview with a girl from building four levels drop dead! Who responsibility more? Years, mother with daughter to apply for the job. Noisy to prevent children in the interview, the company employees to take children out of the custody, but careless children from building floor of ladder was killed, make small body fall [sad] left left down from the stairs because of dissatisfaction with the first-instance judgment left left the three of the defendants have appealed... Do you think what is the problem? tRNxzTc]
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【满满荷尔蒙 叫人毫无抵抗力】微博 #男性最关注大V# 重磅来袭!汽车领域有这么一票人,他们专业!个性!充满了个人魅力!作为一个汽车控,这些 tRCLciWc 你都关注了吗?tRNxwj
[Weibo full of hormones called people no resistance 】 【 # men the most focus on big V# blockbuster hit! Cars have so a holder, they professional! Personality! Full of charm! As an auto control, these tRCLciWc you are looking for? tRNxwj]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞优酷:
#求张歆艺别哭了#@张歆艺 泪洒#大片起来嗨#现场,大大咧咧的二姐也有感性的一面。梨花带雨,我见犹怜,这样的二姐你们心疼吗?
[# o Zhang Xinyi dont cry # # # @ Zhang Xinyi tears in large up hi scene, careless second sister also have emotional side. Pear flower take rain, I have seen of flow, the second sister you love? ]
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#南都直播#【探秘现代粮仓如何科技储粮?】我国粮食储备历史悠久,汉代就建立常平仓制度。新中国成立后,先后建立“甲字粮”“粮”等战略储粮,年建立国家粮食专项储备制度,年成立中储粮总公司对中央储备粮实行垂直管理。看现代粮仓如何“科技储粮”⬇️ tRNVyKq .
[# # SMW live explaining modern granary grain storage technology? Grain reserves in our country has a long history, the han dynasty establish changping warehouse system. After the founding of new China, has established a word food food and other strategic storage, established the special national grain reserve system, set up in grain storage corporation adopts vertical management of central grain reserves. See how modern granary of grain storage technology ⬇ ️ tRNVyKq.]
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【搏出位!男子发视频侮辱女交警被刑拘】日,河北廊坊,一男子为提高在网上“快手”视频的关注和点击量,在街边录制女交警执勤视频,录制过程中言语粗俗,不堪入耳,并将视频发布在网络上,目前,郭某军因涉嫌寻衅滋事和侮辱他人已被刑拘。tRNGBjhp
[【 get! Man sends video insult ladies being detained 】, hebei langfang, a man in order to improve the attention of quickly video on the Internet and clicks, recorded at a street female traffic police on duty video, in the process of recording words vulgar, ear-piercing screech, and will be released video on the Internet, at present, with army has been detained on suspicion of cause trouble and insult others. tRNGBjhp]
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#春风十里不如你#不管剧情怎么虐,我红姐的社会属性从来就没丢过[笑cry]浇水拯救颓废青年这招,真的是又耿直又有效,秋水遇到#注定相爱相杀#的小红也不知道该说是幸运还是不幸了……tRNGh
[# # spring breeze miles as you no matter what the story of abuse, I on the social nature of public never lost [laugh cry] water saving decadent youth that, really is straight and effective, colchicine encounter # # slay destined to fall in love little red also dont know what to say its lucky or unlucky... tRNGh]
小野妹子学吐槽:
作为官方指定应援迷弟,今晚我会在现场第一时间发老万的台上照片给你们,全程高清无马,锁定我微博一起打call!
[As the official designated who lost brother, tonight I will immediately send once-ler at the scene of the stage photos to you, the entire hd no horse, lock I play call weibo!]
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#大V聊车# 史上最畅销的奔驰竟是它!
[Chat history of car # # big V best-selling Mercedes was it!]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞小浪同学爱吐槽:
【山东百余只羊疑吃“毒大葱”死亡】造成羊中毒的这批大葱是寿光田柳镇一个大葱收购商从沈阳购进的,一共有.万斤,加工处理下来的葱叶毒死了多只羊.实拍↓↓目前一名沈阳种植户已被警方抓获。经过检测,这批大葱中含有甲拌磷、毒死蜱等剧毒农药,原计划运往全国↓↓tRNUwi
[【 shandong hundred sheep eat shallot poison suspected death 】 this batch of green Chinese onion of the sheep poisoning is shouguang Tian Liu town a shallot acquisition merchants purchased from shenyang, a total of. Ten thousand jins, processing of leaf of poisoned by many sheep. Film left left a farmers in shenyang has been arrested by the police at the moment. After testing, this batch of green Chinese onion containing phorate, chlorpyrifos, such as highly toxic pesticide, planned left left tRNUwi down in the country]
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#大片起来嗨#@袁弘 袁•厌恶香菜重症患者•弘为爱向前冲!为娶@张歆艺 生吃香菜?!如此男友力爆棚,难怪能得到二姐芳心~有夫如此,二姐竟还在节目中哭了起来,#求张歆艺别哭了#,该哭的是我们呀……tRNqEEtR
[# large up hi # @ Justin, disgust coriander serious patients, hong yuan go for love! To marry @ Zhang Xinyi Raw parsley? ! So her boyfriend force, it is no wonder that can get two elder sister heart ~ have husband so, second sister unexpectedly also cried in the show, # # Zhang Xinyi dont cry, the cry is our ah... tRNqEEtR]
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【临沂暴走团车祸后改走小路 队员称“没劲”:没感觉了】临沂#司机撞上暴走队#事件后,隶属于山鹰运动协会的一只暴走队伍改到附近工业园区的小路上活动,其路线是经过交警和镇政府部门统一勘探协调的。对此,一名成员抱怨:“没有在大路上走的感觉了,在小路上走,真的没有劲。”tRNwiSP
[【 linyi outbreak change path after a car accident Players said boring no sense 】 the linyi # # driver hit outbreak team, belonging to the eagle team sports association of an outbreak to industrial park road, near the route is through the traffic police and township government department coordination of unified exploration. To this, a member of a complaint have no the feeling of walking on the road, walking on the road, really have no strength. tRNwiSP]
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#金山夜话# 听友:去男方家后男的态度变了冷淡又挑剔我,说母亲不喜欢我。问他想怎样他说不知道。我就去朋友家住了两天让他想清楚。两天后回来他不说话,我就收拾行李这个过程他也不说话没拦我,还叫我别忘了拿席子。然后我就说谈了两年你居然都不留我,他说我不想伤我母亲心,有什么办法,要不就这样...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend to groom man attitude changed after I aloof and selective, said mother doesnt like me. Ask him how he said dont know. I went to have a friend who lives in two days for him to think clearly. Come back two days later he dont speak, I will pack the process he does not speak didnt stop me, also call I dont forget to take the mat. Then I said about the two years you leave me, he said I dont want to hurt my mother heart, have what idea, or so... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家汽车之家:
#家人找茬# 亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答。下面这张图你能猜出它是哪款车型吗?最快答对的用户将获得家家送出的精美礼品一份哦,今晚点公布获奖用户名单哦。
[Fault # # family dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below which models can you guess what it is? Users will receive every correct sends out the fastest exquisite gift a oh, the award-winning user list points tonight. ]
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#萌宠与车#一张图实力证明为啥在路上不要惹五菱宏光!因为你永远猜不到车里能下来多少个人[衰]
[# # of familiar with car picture strength prove why do not provoke wuling macro light on the way! Because youd never guess car can down how much personal [failure]]
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最快速的新车报道;
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又到了开学军训必笑科目……tRNGfiqe
[Came to the school military training subjects will laugh... tRNGfiqe]
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贵州旅行攻略 | 在贵州四天的走走游游吃吃喝喝,关于贵州的旅游攻略很少,看见就收了吧[憧憬][憧憬] 作者:哼哼唧唧小心情
[Guizhou travel guide | in guizhou walk four days wandering eat and drink, travel guides on guizhou is limited, see just received [hope] [hope] author whining small mood]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:优酷:
#春风十里不如你#又到了熟悉的真心话大冒险环节,小红秋水的互相逼问和言不由衷注定了这场游戏不会有任何结果……只希望#春风十里不如你结局#时大家都能像跨世纪许的愿望一样美好吧[悲伤]tRNZVnm
[# spring breeze miles # again as you are familiar with the true adventures, small GongQiuShui pressed on each other and disingenuous condemned the game wont have any results... Just hope # spring breeze miles than you end # everyone can like the desire of the cross-century xu good tRNZVnm [sad]]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【哈登新女友曝光!蜂腰肥臀获赞“卡戴珊plus”[doge]】日前,NBA球星#哈登#新女友被曝光,是一名叫Anel Peralta Luciano的平面模特。Anel蜂腰肥臀、前凸后翘,身材十分火辣,非常像哈登前女友科勒·卡戴珊的姐姐金·卡戴珊↓↓高清大图中可见↓↓连长相都有七八分相似呢...tRNqFFV
[【 hardens new girlfriend! Wasp waist fat buttock won praise Kim kardashian plus [doge]], NBA star # # hardens new girlfriend was exposed, is a man named Anel Peralta Luciano plane model. Anel wasp waist fat buttock after lordosis, become warped, was very hot, very much like harden ex-girlfriend kohler kardashians sister Kim kardashian left left high clearly the figure has visible left left the company commander phase in the seven and eight similar... tRNqFFV]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
偶像的力量是无穷的,追星从娃娃抓起啊!!...我也要学爱豆,以后自己穿裤子[允悲]
[The power of idols is boundless, make track for a star grab from baby!! ... I also want to learn to love beans, after their wear pantsallow sad]
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这买菜还有差异啊?(图:朋友圈那点事)
[This shopping still have difference? (figure circle of friends that something)]
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回复@爱宝qd[赞]@爱宝qd这比去烧香、放生、供养活佛更有意义@但斌[心][鲜花][微风]@AAA三好学生:好棒!
[Reply @ abro qd [who] @ abro qd this than to burn incense, and set them free, living Buddha more meaningful @ but bin [heart] [flowers] [wind] @ AAA miyoshi students great!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人汽车之家:
#论坛精选日报# 【给爱车拍满月照 讲指南者用车感受】时间过得还挺快,指南者成为我家庭中的成员今天正好满月,既然满月当然要庆祝一下啦,满月酒就不办了,就送我的“小指”一套满月照吧。传送门:tRNqeHE
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 took pictures full moon vehicle Speaking guide is giving the] time is flies, guide as a member of my family today is full moon, since the moon is certainly going to celebrate, a full moon wine is not done, send my little finger a full moon. Portal tRNqeHE]
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#出行生活#男子坐轻轨躺座椅盖床单, 网友他可能买了卧铺[doge][doge] tRNqziSI
[# # man sit light rail travel life lay the seat cover sheet, the net friend he may buy a sleeper [doge] [doge] tRNqziSI]
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最丰富的汽车活动。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【美国养老院水深过腰 老奶奶因淡定等待救援火了[doge]】受飓风哈维影响,美国一家养老院积水严重,一位老奶奶在淡定地织毛衣等待救援,这张求救图片一经发出就引发广泛关注↓↓同时也有越来越多的人,通过社交媒体获救,包括即将被水淹没的卧床病人、席地而睡的幼童↓↓tRNqgLy
[The American nursing home water depth over the waist Granny for calm waiting for fire rescue the doge 】 affected by hurricane Harvey, a nursing home water is serious in the United States, an old woman in calmly waiting for rescue knitting a sweater, this piece of picture for help once the issue is caused wide public concern over the left left at the same time, there are more and more people, were rescued through social media, including the night flooded the patient lying in bed, sleeping child left left tRNqgLy]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。优酷:
#大片起来嗨#为追求效果,@张歆艺 @王栎鑫 天吻戏竟拍次?!优酷君分明感觉到了旁边@袁弘 的心火在燃烧,心疼袁弘一分钟。#求张歆艺别哭了#该哭的是二姐夫吧[二哈]
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[# # large up hi effect to pursue and @ Zhang Xinyi @ wang xin oak Day kiss on time? ! Youku jun trenchant felt the next to the heart of the @ Justin in combustion, love dearly Justin for one minute. # # please Zhang Xinyi dont cry its cry two brother-in-law, is it [two ha] < br > tRNqIaR]
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