2017年8月29日星期二

Former name @ sina news, state the family whats going on in the world, everything concern.The onl

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子只因在高速上打个喷嚏...就冲出了车道[doge]】近日,江西赣州,一男子在高速路上开车时,因打了一个喷嚏,导致车子方向突然跑偏。司机为避开同向车辆,急打方向造成侧翻,飞出车道.实拍↓↓网友:谁这么想他?[允悲]tRNZJG ​
[【 man because sneezing... rushed out of the driveway in the high speed in the [doge]] recently, ganzhou in jiangxi province, a man driving on the highway, because played a sneeze, cause the car direction suddenly wandering. Drivers to avoid synthetic vehicle, the direction of a hurry cause, fly out of the driveway. Film left left netizen who think so? [allow sad] tRNZJG]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    哈哈哈哈劣质香水......@南京市公安局地铁分局 该人今天中午已被地铁警方控制,初步调查是一无业人员,身上的味道是喷洒了大量劣质香水。为了明确事件情况,希望被其拉扯过的、抱过的市民拨打和我们联系。
[Ha ha ha ha cheap perfume... @ nanjing metro police Person at noon today has been metro police control, a preliminary investigation is a unemployed, the flavor of body is sprayed with a large amount of cheap perfume. In order to define the events, is expected to pull over and hugged the citizens of call and contact us.]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    好难过的一眼。。[伤心]
[Good sad.. [sad]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    服气@污泥洼太公有毒[doge]@七零酱汁这个原理叫做识色变焦分类原理。杠子前有个颜色感应器。能快速分辨绿色和红色。当遇到冷色调的绿色。电会突然通过。开始膝跳反应。然后就快速分开红色和绿色啦…原理就是这样。(瞎编的超开心.jpg[doge])
[Beside the @ hollow squire toxic sludge [doge] @ this principle is called soul-rending nature sauce color zoom classification principle. There is a color sensor in front of the thick stick. Can quickly distinguish between green and red. When faced with the green that cool color moves. Electricity will suddenly to go through. Start knee-jerk reaction. Then quickly separate red and green... The principle is like this. (making super happy. JPG [doge])]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【多看一眼就要命?华裔小伙遭大汉围殴刺死】日,一名马来西亚华裔男青年与朋友在酒吧聚餐时,遇上一批年轻人起争执。疑因对方打架混乱中碰了小伙一下,小伙很自然回看了对方一眼,竟遭人一刀刺在胸口↓↓据悉小伙平日作息规律,只是偶尔才会去酒吧小酌一杯[伤心]tRNZccQc ​
[【 see at a glance? Chinese guy stabbed to death by a big fellow WeiOu 】, a Malaysian Chinese youths in the pub with friends for dinner, met a group of young people argue. By the other party to fight chaos touch the guy that guy is a natural back to look at each other, should have a knife in my chest left left the small daily routine, only every now and then go to the pub to drink a cup of [sad] tRNZccQc]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家国内谍照# 【有望年底上市 新款启辰T路试谍照曝光】日前,我们从相关渠道获得了新款启辰T的路试谍照,相比现款车型,新车针对车头以及车身尾部进行了细节方面的调整、优化。值得一提的是,该车有望在今年年底正式上市销售。tRNZttH ​
[# # every domestic spy 【 is expected to be listed at the end of the new road test qichen T photos exposure], we obtained the new qichen T from relevant sources of road test photos, compared to cash models, a new car with the details of the head and body tail in aspects of adjustment and optimization. It is worth mentioning that the car is expected to officially went on sale at the end of this year. tRNZttH]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    一父亲雇杀手网游中追杀儿子引起热议......但是你们讨论的展开好像不对啊[摊手]tRNZriG ​
[A father hired killers in the online game after his son caused heated debate... But I think your discussion of [stand hand] tRNZriG]

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新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【电动车载娃闯红灯,鬼探头被轿车撞飞】山西怀仁县,一女子骑电动车载小孩在十字路口闯红灯,与正常行驶的轿车相撞,人车均被撞飞。女子腿骨折,孩子手脱臼已送医,电动车违章负主要责任。(via 一手video) tRNvLYA ​
[# # weibo communication radio [Eva red light electric car, the ghost probe being hit by a car fly 】 in shanxi, huairen, a woman riding a electric car running a red light at an intersection, children with normal driving cars collided, cars were flying. Womens leg fracture, children hand dislocate have hospital, mainly responsible for the electric vehicle violation. TRNvLYA (via video)]

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微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 说说哈弗H消费者最关心的几点
[Evaluation of selected # # car about harvard H consumers care about the most points]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    #颤抖吧阿部#注意!注意!前方有一群吸猫党靠近[喵喵]快使出优酷君的必杀绝技——青风@D郑业成C 和阿部@安悦溪 还有一群灵魂舞者联合献上的喵喵舞,配合新上线开学大礼包(包含打瞌睡、犯迷糊、赶作业等恶性工具)使用,尬舞效果更佳!欢迎尝试!#开学尬猫舞#tRNzSkdr ​
[# trembling Abe # note! Attention! In front of a group of cat party near [meow] quick absorption use youku jun will kill stunt - green wind @ Zheng Yecheng C and D @ AnYueXi Abe There is a group of dancers soul joint offer meow dance, with only the beginning of the new online (contain doze off, make confused, malignant tools such as cast homework), full dance better! Welcome to try! # # school full cat dance tRNzSkdr]

新浪汽车:
    新浪汽车筹备已久的营销频道上线啦!国内首家汽车营销频道值得一看! tRNZLlRG
[Sina car online marketing channel has been planned for some time! The first domestic automobile marketing channel is worth a look! tRNZLlRG]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【二战后德国最严重谋杀案!德国护士杀害至少人[怒]】现年岁的尼尔斯曾在一家医院重症监护室工作,他于至年向重症患者注射高剂量药物,目前数据显示死亡人数已至人。而其作案动机竟是为了制造紧急情况,以显示自己从濒死状态挽救病人的才干↓↓tRNZLoP ​
[【 after world war ii, Germanys most serious murder! Germany killed at least one nurse [anger]], old nils has worked in a hospital intensive care unit, he to the severe patients to years high dose drugs, the data showed that the death toll to people. And its motive was to make an emergency, to show themselves from near-death state to save the patients left left tRNZLoP talent]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈万一学会了呢[笑cry]@朴智妍的小迷妹:你低估了我的手残程度[doge]
[Ha, ha, ha one thousand learned [laugh cry] @ the gummy small fan sister you underestimate my hand residual degree [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【我们又晚一步?韩国拍穿越剧宣传中医】一直以来,韩国都致力于宣传其“传统医学文化”。近日,韩国tvN电视台播出了一部以中医为主题的穿越剧。剧中古代医生有模有样地把脉听诊,即使穿越到现代也随身带着针灸工具,随时准备对患者施救。有外国网友表示,自己不喜欢看医疗剧,但因这部电视剧开始对中...全文: m.weibo ​
[Our late again? Korea shoot time-travel publicity TCM 】 for a long time, South Korea is committed to promote their traditional medicine culture. Recently, the south Korean tvN television aired a time-travel dramas on the theme of traditional Chinese medicine. The ancient doctors sent cheeky pulse auscultation, even through to the modern acupuncture with tools, ready to rescue the patients. A foreign net friend said, you dont like to see medical drama, but because of the TV play began to... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑:
    【因为元罚款 女子竟然用铁链将交警的手腕绑住】日,山西太原一女子骑电动车载人被交警罚款元。女子坚称儿子岁未成年(按规定不能超过岁),拒不缴罚款,争执中女子拿出铁链将自己和交警手腕绑住。最终民警未对女子处罚,进行相关教育后让其离开。tRNhJjhP ​
[Because of the yuan Woman will be the traffic police wrists bound with chains 】, in taiyuan in Shanxi Province a woman ride electric vehicles manned by the traffic police fined yuan. Woman insists son age minors (no more than years old) according to regulations, refused to pay the fines, dispute woman out of the chains and the traffic police themselves wrists tied down. Police eventually not punishment for women, let it go after relative education. tRNhJjhP]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# 【全新设计 保时捷全新Cayenne即将发布】德国当地时间日晚,北京时间日凌晨,保时捷将在位于斯图加特的总部发布全新一代Cayenne。Cayenne自年上市以来,历经两代车型,全球累计销量已经突破辆。即将发布的第三代车型采用了大量前沿技术,新车的发动机、底盘、变速箱均为全新...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # every news [the new design Porsche Cayenne new upcoming 】 German Tuesday evening local time, Beijing time, early morning, porsche will be released at the headquarters is located in Stuttgart a new generation of Cayenne. Cayenne since years, after two generations model, cumulative sales breakthrough. The upcoming release of the third generation models adopted a large number of cutting-edge technology, new car engine, chassis, transmission are all brand new... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #男性最关注大V# 作为直男的代表[doge],我们已经迫不及待了,谁才是汽车圈男粉最多的大V?[并不简单]。
[# men the most focus on big V# [doge] as a representative of the straight man, we cant wait for, who is the most cars circle male powder big V? [] are not simple.]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# 【多媒体系统升级 新款瑞虎 月日上市】日前,我们从相关渠道获悉,奇瑞汽车旗下小型SUV——新款瑞虎将于月日正式上市。新款车型将增加一款宝石蓝色涂装,车内有望搭载Cloudrive .智云互联行车系统,在配置方面有所升级。tRNZZhT ​
[# # every news 【 multimedia system upgrade New day tiggo or dingle months 】 recently, we learned from relevant channels that chery motor co. s small SUV - new tiggo or dingle will officially listed on the month. New models will add a gem blue coating, the car is expected to carry Cloudrive. ZhiYun interconnected driving system, upgrade in configuration. tRNZZhT]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    高速西红柿分拣机,看完神清气爽...原谅色统统滚开[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRNZPBew ​
[The tomato sorting machine, watching the refreshed... Forgive all colors go away [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRNZPBew]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:前任找我复合 我不同意 他已经纠缠我很久了 之前态度还没那么强硬 这两天非让我跟他复合 我已经有男朋友了 并且很爱我的男朋友 我男朋友在外省当兵不在我身边可能他觉得这样我比较好欺负 跟他复合是不可能的 跟他在一起的时候他给过我三四次钱花 每次几百块当时没想那么多就接受了 他...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend former find I compound, I dont agree His attitude has been pestering me for a long time before not so tough These two days I made composite with him I already have a boyfriend And very love my boyfriend My boyfriend in the provincial army could he felt around me so that I compare good humiliate Composite with him is impossible With him when he gave me three or four times money to spend Each time several hundred yuan have accepted he didnt want to so much... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女生被电信诈骗.万 “放大招”她又要回来.万[吃惊]】开学季,河南周口女大学生小张遇电信诈骗,被骗.万学费。她抱着一线希望,不停不停不停不停不停不停做这件事↓↓骗子最后竟同意分次将钱退还!民警称,可能是小张极端崩溃的状态,让骗子也害怕了...tRNZvy ​
[【 telecom fraud. Girls were all enlarge recruit her to come back again. all [surprised]] back-to-school, female college students, zhoukou, henan xiao zhang in telecom fraud, be duped. All tuition fees. She hold a glimmer of hope, continuously kept constantly kept constantly kept doing it left left cheater finally agreed to divide second return money! Police said, may be its a little extreme state of collapse, let the crooks are afraid... tRNZvy]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    小雪豹萌萌哒![爱你]
[Little snow leopard, cute! Love you []]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

优酷:
    #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#优酷花絮抢先看!史上最大危机,错过了可就没有[doge][doge][doge]被巫启贤老师称之为“进口铁娘子”的垮掉秀~秀还没开始跨,面具先垮掉[允悲][允悲][允悲]猜评团全员笑翻!@陶晶莹 @大张伟 @嘉华Ella @巫启贤 请允许我失忆三分钟,刚才发生了什么?《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》第二季月日优...全文: m.weibo ​
[#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#优酷花絮抢先看!史上最大危机,错过了可就没有[总督][总督][总督]被巫启贤老师称之为“进口铁娘子”的垮掉~秀秀还没开始跨,面具先垮掉(允悲][允悲][允悲)猜评团全员笑翻! @陶晶莹@大张伟@嘉华埃拉@巫启贤请允许我失忆三分钟,刚才发生了什么?《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》第二季月日优…全文m。微博]

微博开放平台:
    苹果和微信,真是神奇的“关系”呢[笑而不语] tRNzkQVg ​
[Apple and WeChat, thats the magic of relationship tRNzkQVg [smiling without a word]

open.weibo 微博开放平台的相关问题,可以私信我哦

冷笑话精选:
    种树的简笔画画法!
厉害了,赶紧get下来哄孩子吧[doge]
tRNzkwbz ​

[The brief pen drawing method to plant trees! < br > ill now, get down and let the kids [doge] < br > tRNzkwbz]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【青岛暴走团喊冤:在马路上走就是坏人了?[摊手]】月日,为保障“暴走团”的人员安全,青岛部分路段限时禁行。日,限时禁行解除,交警设置隔离护栏,引起部分“暴走团”成员不满。在他们看来,“暴走”是全民健身:“很多人不喜欢运动,恶意地把我们当成坏人了!我们在马路上走就坏了吗?...全文: m.weibo ​
[[Qingdao outbreak group package walking on the road is the bad guy? [stand hand]] month day, in order to ensure the security of the personnel of outbreak group, Qingdao part time for stop. , time limit, ban lifted, traffic police set isolation guardrail, cause some members outbreak group. In their view, outbreak is the national fitness many people dont like sports, maliciously treated us as bad! We walk on the road is bad? ... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新车# 【售.-.万 起亚KX CROSS正式上市】今天(月日),东风悦达起亚KX CROSS车型正式上市。新车共推出了款车型,售价分别为.万元和.万元。起亚KX CROSS基于全新K打造而来,在前脸样式保持相近的同时,变身成为了一款跨界风格十足的两厢小型车。动力方面,新车仅配备了一款最大...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every new car # 【 sales. - all kia KX CROSS officially listed 】 today (June ), dongfeng yueda kia KX CROSS listed on models. Were introduced a new car models, price respectively. And ten thousand yuan. Ten thousand yuan. Kia KX CROSS based on the new building, K in the front face similar style to keep at the same time, become a crossover style full of small hatchbacks. Motivation, new car only equipped with a maximum... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    宝马适合吃火锅[憧憬]
[BMW is suitable for eating hot pot [hope]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

一块去旅行:
    香港旅行攻略 | 香港之不看会后悔系列小众旅行地、大众景点、探店合集、网红拍照地、好吃的应有尽有。 作者:MXIANER ​
[Hong Kong travel guide | Hong Kong watch will regret series of niche travel to popular tourist destinations, ground shop, collection, web celebrity photos, delicious. Author MXIANER]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

顶尖设计:
    乌克兰动画学院(Motion Design School)的一群学生,将世界知名的一些互联网公司的LOGO设计成了动态效果 ​
[Ukraine animation School (Motion Design School) of a group of students, to some of the world famous Internet company LOGO Design is a dynamic effect]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【开车带女友进山里吸毒 男子竟称这是“浪漫”[摊手]】镇江的周某家境优越,一日他想带女友体验些“别样浪漫”,竟自驾车径直开进南山景区,两人在车内一边吸食毒品,一边干“那种事儿”↓↓当民警问及毒品来源时,周某又支支吾吾,再三追问才知这还是“前女友”留下的↓↓tRNzrgv ​
[【 drugs drove his girlfriend into the mountains Man says it is romantic [stand hand]] zhenjiang weekend family circumstances is superior, one day he wanted to take his girlfriend to experience some romantic, but drive straight into the nanshan scenic area, two people in the car while drug, while that kind of thing left left down when the police asked about drug source, the weekend and prevaricated, repeatedly cross-examine knows this is the left left tRNzrgv ex]

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优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#得知小红和兽哥哥发生了关系,秋水醋意上头生灌了一杯酒……[泪]光是看两个人的眼神就被虐到内伤,从嘴硬的一见钟情,到逞强的互相伤害,这个#注定相爱相杀#的修罗场,我们都走不出去了tRNzBoaD ​
[# # spring breeze li, as you know that little red with the beast brother happened relationship, colchicine jealousy on the firstborn drank a glass of wine... [tears] see two eyes alone bettered by internal injuries, from the mouth shut at the first sight, hurting each other to try to be brave, the adult ver # # slay destined to fall in love, we all cant walk out tRNzBoaD]

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 海誓山盟已时过境迁,你我都已不是当初的我们,我能做的,是必须要回到秦国。浮生乱世中不能为自己独活,抱抱有缘无分的丽姬和荆轲师兄[悲伤]~#迪丽热巴变了#tRNznh ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon vows of eternal love has changed, you and I are not at the beginning of us, I can do, is to be returned to the state of qin. Gone with the floating cannot live for yourself alone, cuddle a decree by destiny no portion of li ji and jing ke brother [sad] ~ # # Dillon hot bar changed tRNznh]

微博汽车:
    自从关注#男性最关注大V# ,整个人又帅了。即日起至​​​​月日,转发本条微博并@ 个好友,我们将抽取名幸运网友,获得阅读装X神器-亚马逊电子书阅读器个,另有位网友可以获得限量版鸡浪只。能用红包解决的我们尽量不说话,红包地址 👉tRCLciWc ​
[Since the focus on big V# # men the most attention, the whole people the handsome. Forward until June , this weibo and @ a friend, we will draw a lucky fans, access to pack X artifact - amazon e-book reader, another netizen can get the limited edition wave only chicken. 能用红包解决的我们尽量不说话,红包地址 👉tRCLciWc ​]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【监控曝光!保姆跌落雇主别墅鱼池溺亡[吃惊]】近日,广东佛山一保姆在雇主家别墅鱼池边失足跌落水中,挣扎约两分钟后溺亡。事发时雇主并不在家,事后调看监控才发现这意想不到的一幕↓↓据悉这个鱼池虽然不大,但设计上却有这样一个缺陷↓↓tRNznYA ​
[【 exposure monitoring! Nanny drop employers villa fish pond drowned [surprised]] recently, the guangdong foshan a nanny villa at the masters fish pond side fell in the water, struggling drowned after about two minutes. Later when the employer is not at home, the read monitoring found that the unexpected scene left left down although it is understood that the fish pond is not big, but it has such a design defect left left tRNznYA down]

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