2017年8月29日星期二

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北美吐槽君:
    “我妈怀了我哥们的孩子,还要生下来” ​​​
[My mom was pregnant with my buddy child, also born]


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人民网:
    怦然心动只是刹那惊艳,柴米油盐才是一辈子的生活方式。[微笑] ​​​
[Bait just moments, and daily necessities are lifes way of life. [smiles]]


报道全球 传播中国

一支上上签:
    看到这条微博的时候,已经拥有了好运 ​​​
[See this weibo, have the good luck]


是你的一支上上签

闾丘露薇:
    作为国家通讯社,竞争对手是美联路透等机构,需要构建和保持保持自专业形象。何必sensational路线,自毁声誉?要学RT,那是国家电视台的工作;要学卖民族主义的小报,不是已经有了吗? ​​​
[As the state news agency, competitors are al institutions such as Reuters, need to build and maintain the professional image. Why sensational route, self-destruction reputation? To learn the RT, it is the job of the national television; To learn to sell nationalist tabloid, not have? ​​​]


上海出生成长,香港实现理想,成为一个媒体人,相信吵闹不可怕,沉默更可怕。热爱新闻,热爱网络。

绵绵精_:
    深圳bbr全场尿检,玩嗨了 tRNhAM ​​​
[Shenzhen BBR full urine, play hi tRNhAM]


安珀诗战略合伙人 全球Top 高端洗护面向全国招商👊

大仙:
    七夕有嘻哈——有些人爱着爱着就掰了,有些人结着结着就离了,有些人娶着娶着就想小三了,有些人开着开着就开成二房了,有些人做着做着就成爱了,有些人装着装着就成逼了。 ​​​​
[Chinese hip-hop -- some people love love bye, some people bear a bear left, some people marry marry like small three, some open open and then open to fannie and Freddie, some people doing the doing, it into love, some people put dress went into force. ​​​​]


暂不介绍

我的朋友是个呆B:
    [蛋糕] ​​​
[[cake]]


没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

陈展perseverance:
    圆梦天津!感谢团队赋予我力量与勇气!摸爬滚打很多年,滚出个名堂来了! ​​​
[A dream in tianjin! Thank you so much for team give me strength and courage. Practice for many years, roll out a tricks! ​​​]


成功没有捷径,踏实做自己!

KSHMR的夫人:
    真受不了一些sb瞎凑热闹 你朋友是没在里面就知道幸灾乐祸 什么男女集体验尿验的是口水好么 也不是大家都拍糖拍molly 咔哇都全了行不行!我特么怀疑那些跟着起哄的到底去没去过bbr啊 ​​​
[Cant stand some sb blind gaps Your friend is not know schadenfreude in it What men and women is set to experience the urine test saliva Not all taps sugar Molly cut all the whole line not line! I do suspect that followed the heckling whether go to havent been to BBR]


做个最可爱的Raver(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و

chaiwofong:
    充滿瑕疵但發自真心 這首歌兒 初中聽到現在 是多少人的回憶 tRNhYrk ​​​
[But true heart full of flaws This song of junior middle school to hear now is how many people recall tRNhYrk]


爺兒們

天狼50陈浩:
    还有阿三撤了的事,知道就是这么个结果。我军早前就没有针对阿三的进攻性部署,他有个山地师我们才几个?这闹起来了,我军增援部队必须进行高原适应训练,否则会死很多人的。当兵的玩了命的练,一个海拔一个海拔的练上去了,他那几十个人就跑了,这就是阿三式的智慧,除了鄙视,本军迷无话可说。 ​​​
[There are three fired, know is such a result. Our earlier, there is no offensive against three o deployment, he has a mountain division we took only a few? This act up, our army reinforcements to plateau adaptation training, otherwise you will die a lot of people. Soldier played life practice, a practice up an altitude above sea level, he ran that dozens of people, this is the wisdom of the three type, in addition to despise, its fans have nothing to say. ​​​]


一级野狼骑士,野狼军团政委。天狼官网:TL 基金官网:ifund

MaoliTime毛睿时代:
    从今天起,想去的地方,现在就走;想拿的冠军,现在就拼。计划不延期,行动不拖沓;梦想不放空,意志不消沉。努力去变得更好,是因为你有梦想,但你的生活不能只为梦想。 ​​​
[Starting today, wanted to go, go now; Want to take, winner of the spelling right now. Plan is not delayed, act not procrastination; Dream is not empty, will not depressed. Try to become better, because you have a dream, but you cant live only for dream. ​​​]


这是一场健身革命!!!

热美食:
    喜欢吃海鲜的同学抱紧我 ​​​​[色] ​ ​​​
[Like to eat seafood students hold me tight [color]]


手把手教你做美食,做个幸福的吃货

罗霖Candy:
    汪明荃週年THE TIMELESS CONCERT ,又適逢Liza姐大壽!💝🍾🎉🎂Liza姐來在演藝界的專業精神,值得我們敬佩!👍👏🏻 ​​​
[Wang Ming quan anniversary of THE founding of THE TIMELESS CONCERT and comes at a time when Liza elder sister birthday! 💝🍾🎉🎂Liza姐来在演艺界的专业精神,值得我们敬佩! 👍👏🏻 ​​​]


亞洲小姐冠軍 ,仁美清叙慈善機構主席 ,國際航空小姐冠軍,真情(雙雙)。

大魔王ellie:
    得儿里个得儿
虽然不熟练
但是终于难得唱全了
手疼也多练练吧 tRNhkPj ​​​

[Had to son in a skilled < br > < br > although not but finally rare sing all < br > hand also play more tRNhkPj pain]


阳光里的孩子 风雨里的大人

世界搞笑排行榜:
    有哪些人际关系方面的小技巧可以保护自己? ​​​
[What are the relationships of tip can protect themselves? ​​​]


搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

我和三朵金花:
    光影的魅力 tRNhwkE ​​​
[The charm of smooth shadow tRNhwkE]


永远向前看,无论酸甜苦辣都是美好的人生

东方网:
    当大叔开始街头即兴钢琴《加勒比海盗》和《权力的游戏》[心][心][心] 手速简直快到飞起,燃起来了!tRCrQmu ​​​
[When uncle started street improvisational piano pirates of the Caribbean and game of thrones [heart] [heart] [heart] hand speed was faster to fly up, up! tRCrQmu]


上海第一资讯门户

北美顾问:
    #北美身边事#【美国摄像师和他的爱犬】美国摄影师克里斯托弗(Christopher Cline)在年时与岁个月大的「Juji」相遇,他把和Juji相处的「错觉照片」放到网路上,表达了这只毛小孩在他心中所占据的巨大份量。照片充满了趣闻,可爱又梦幻。
据动物网站《The Dodo》报导,克里斯托弗表示,黄金贵宾犬Ju ​​​

[# # North America side things [American photographer and his dog] American photographer Christopher (Christopher Cline) at the age of years and months Juji meet, he has made with Juji illusion on the Internet, express the only child in his heart occupied large quantity. Photo is full of interesting, lovely and dreams. < br > according to animal website The tonight.but reports, Christopher, said gold poodle Ju]


王者哈迪斯:
    现金红包(个元现金)转发就可以了,不要问我为什么送。就是任性[污][污][污] ​​​
[Cash bonus (yuan) forward is ok, why dont ask me to send. Is capricious [pollution] [pollution] [pollution]]


王者荣耀主播。

罗宾范佩西VanPersie_Fanpage:
    #视频#今天好多视频~大家看不烦我就慢慢刷啦。罗宾报到NOS版采访。被问及过去两年的感受:“我是否觉得受伤?不,我并不喜欢多想这些事情,我觉得不多想这些对所有人都好。我喜欢积极地考虑问题,我在过去年里一直在国家队作为首发球员,我的足球生涯也一直在正确的轨道上。但就像足球比赛一样,某些 ​​​
[# # video a lot of video today ~ you see dont bother me slowly brush. Robin report NOS version of the interview. Asked in the past two years feelings I felt hurt? No, I dont like to think about these things, I think dont want to these good to everyone. I like thinking in a positive way, I have been in the national team in the past years as a starter, my career has been on the right track. But like the football match, some]


搬运&分享性质的RvP主页,请勿将有手工去水印标签的图片转出微博

书画-鉴赏:
    明·徐渭《驴背吟诗图》轴,纸本,台北故宫博物院藏「高清大图」画中并无徐渭自题或钤印,画幅上仅有清初书画鉴赏家笪重光、张孝思的两段鉴定文字,左上为徐田水月驴背吟诗图,笪重光鉴定,右下为 以书法作画,古人中多见之。 ​​​
[, Ming xu wei, the donkey might figure axis, paper, Taipeis Palace Museum collection high clearly the figure in the topic or QianYin no xu wei, on the picture only qing dynasty calligraphy and painting connoisseur DaChongGuang, Zhang Xiaosi identified two paragraphs, upper left for paddy xu month donkey might figure, DaChongGuang appraisal, lower right to calligraphy painting, see more of the ancients. ​​​]


书画知识与鉴赏

纯色写真:
    摄影后期菁菁 我听到了时间断裂的声音,因你的舞动。像一只悲傲的雀。身躯辗转缠绵。 ​​​
[Cyanine cyanine late photography I heard the sound of a rupture time, because of your dancing. Like a proud of birds. Body and touching. ​​​]


纯糖水 日系 森系 摄影师作品展示 “版权归原创者所有” 头像:摄影师Luna_Atlantis 加:mnypai

Houson猴姆:
    《权力的游戏》收视人次创历史新高!季终篇收视人次首超《行尸走肉》!
《权力的游戏》昨天迎来第七季季终篇《龙与狼》,长达分秒不仅创造了该剧最长单集时长,收视人次也创下历史新高——万人次观看!打破了第七季第集《东海望》.万的单集最高收视人次纪录!相比第六季季终篇.万的 ​​​

[Game of thrones viewing people hit a record high! Viewing people first quarter final over the walking dead! < br > game of thrones yesterday welcomed the dragon and the Wolf in the seventh quarter final, lasted for minutes not only created the longest single play set length, viewing people also hit a record high - thousands of people watched! Broke the seventh season in the east China sea at the first set. All the single set of the highest ratings people record! Compared. In the sixth quarter final wan]


这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

做菜真简单:
    世界公认抗衰老食物,越吃越年轻~ ​​​
[The world recognized anti-aging food, the more you have, the more young ~]


美食工场、手工活、私房菜大全、菜谱自己动手做做看。做菜真简单,只要关注我,就能做出一手好菜!

骑鲨鱼漂洋过海:
    有你的每一天..@_何佳俊 ​​​
[Have you every day.. @ _ Mr Chia-chun]


🌤

一直很戇直:
    總結一下這次廣州之旅…十幾年冇去過廣州,感覺這裡變了好多…有了廣州塔週邊的商業區使這裡變得繁華,有了GNZ使這裡變成天堂(笑)
而這次廣州之旅感覺有幸有不幸,幸運的是無意中都能見到了自己的推(緣份?)笑
而不幸的是這兩天都在風雨中度過…還有最後那天回深圳那火車還延誤了兩個鐘~使我回 ​​​

[To summarize this trip to guangzhou... More than ten years has been to guangzhou, I feel changed a lot in here... Around the business district of guangzhou tower here is become prosperous, GNZ here is a heaven (laughs) < br > and feel lucky enough to have this trip to guangzhou, unfortunately, fortunately inadvertently can see his own push (fate?) Smile < br > but unfortunately this two days spent in the wind and rain... And finally back to shenzhen that day the train was delayed two clock ~ make me back]


籠中鳥 A Bird in the cage

過路人_余情未了:
    此次香港之行真系非常圆满!@汪明荃liza 场非常棒的show!high爆全场[心]花、利是都成功送出,握到手🤝[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]再累都系值得[耶][耶][耶]最后再再再讲多一次:生日快乐! ​​​
[The trip to Hong Kong is a great success! @ wang Ming quan liza a great show. high爆全场[心]花、利是都成功送出,握到手🤝[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]再累都系值得[耶][耶][耶]最后再再再讲多一次:生日快乐! ​​​]


Dont try so hard,the best things come when you least expect them to .

白火虫-:
    致n年没发过微博的我[挖鼻] ​​​
[Cause none of them have been weibo I n years [dig nose]]


但你是个大女孩了

北美新浪:
    #环球见闻#【欢迎狗进店却谢绝小童 英咖啡厅老板惹争议】英国图尔巴伊镇一家咖啡厅东主希金森,近日惹来镇内不少居民对他指骂及杯葛,原因是希金森为其咖啡厅订立一项争议性的规则,表明“恕不招待”岁以下的小童,但却欢迎狗只内进。现年岁的希金森,表示咖啡厅以往开放予所有人士,不过小童四处 ​​​
[# # universal experiences the dog into the shop, but declined to children Tours to British on the coffee shop boss provoked debate 】 the Pakistani town of a cafe whose proprietor man, recently to the town many residents refers scolds and boycott to him, why is the man for the cafe to conclude a controversial rules, show that children under the age of will not be admitted, but welcome into the dog. Said the old man, coffee shop is open to all people, but children around]


新闻、资讯、时尚、趣图、笑话,还有微博上最流行的。一旦关注,别无所求。

痒气美少女:
    拿走这个有毒的桃子,最近天好事不断[二哈] ​​​ ​​​​
[Take away the toxic peaches, in recent days good thing [two ha]]


我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

老铁来扎心啊:
    “有心在一起的人,再大的吵闹也会各自找台阶,速度重归于好;
离心的人,再小的一次别扭,也会乘机找借口溜掉。” ​​​​

[The heart together, the noise of the again big also will find their steps, speed the SLATE clean; < br > centrifugal, again small, also seem to find excuses. ​​​​]


扎心吗?扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~

健康-生活小常识:
    【正确的洗头方法】、洗发水一定要在手心打泡沫;、不要把头发堆在头顶揉洗,应从上至下捋头发清洗;、平时多用一分力揉头皮才能防掉发;、洗加护绝对不分离;、用护发素前一定擦干头发;、迅速吹干头皮,减少热风伤害;、洗发时水温要由高到低。 ​​​
[The correct shampoo technique, shampoo 】 must play a bubble in the hand; , dont roll wash hair piled on the top of the head, from top to bottom smoothing hair cleaning; , use at ordinary times a bit massage the scalp to prevent hair; And wash care not separation; , use dry hair conditioner before; , rapid dry scalp, reduce the hot blast injury; , wash water temperature from high to low. ​​​]


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新浪财经:
    【五行币传销:雇美女光头助理宣传 借高额返利骗亿】宋密秋花重金雇了一群“光头助理”和“美女光头助理”,负责宣传。“光头助理”每月工资三千元,“美女光头助理”的工资是每月三万。工资用五行金币代替。他们每个星期要剃一至两次头发,如果头发长出来,就拿不到当月工资。tRNhzYz ​​​
[The five lines of currency MLM hire beauty baldheaded assistant propaganda Borrow high rebate cheat million 】 Song Miqiu spend heavily hired a group of baldheaded assistant and beauty baldheaded assistant, is in charge of publicity. Baldheaded assistant monthly salary of three thousand yuan, beauty baldheaded assistant salary is thirty thousand per month. Wage substitute five line of gold. They want to shave hair once or twice each week, if the hair grow out, took less than a month salary. tRNhzYz]


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