Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    我不要对象，我要发财[二哈]
[I dont object, I want to be rich ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    转：注意到，华尔街里最牛的交易员大多不是金融专业的；好莱坞最好的演员不是艺校毕业的；最好的主持人大多不是主持专业的；小说家大多不是学写作（或文学）的……这说明什么，真正的大成之人，多半儿是“跨界”的…… ​
[Best in turn note that Wall Street traders are mostly financial professional; The best actor in Hollywood not graduated from art school; Most of the best host not host professional; Novelists are mostly learn writing (or literary)... This shows that what, the person of true dacheng, often is crossover... ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    【岁女童坐父亲腿开车，母亲在旁笑出声】 月日，贵州铜仁。一名岁多女童坐在父亲腿上，双手握方向盘驾驶汽车行驶在乡间路上，过程中父亲和母亲不时发出阵阵笑声。网友认为，这是对生命不负责任。tRCgFEyr ​
[【 old girl sit father leg drive, mother in the side laugh] month day, guizhou tongren. More than a years old girl sitting on his fathers legs, hands gripping the steering wheel to drive the car on the road in the country, in the process of my father and mother from time to time emitted bursts of laughter. Netizens think, this is irresponsible for life. tRCgFEyr]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    下午和@超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商 @贵州茅台酒个性化定制公司 一起搞了一个茅台品鉴与茅台研讨会。感谢郭超仁致欢迎词！感谢国酒茅台定制销售（贵州）有限公司总经理王茂林先生致辞并详细介绍国酒茅台定制的理念和价值等！感谢[干杯][心][鲜花][作揖][心][鲜花] ​
[Afternoon and dealers @ @ super Yang trade - Chinese wine maotai guangzhou guizhou maotai personalization company have a seminar with maotai maotai tasting. Thank Guo Chaoren welcome address! Thank the Chinese wine maotai custom sales (guizhou) co., LTD. General manager Mr Mao-lin wang delivered a speech and introduced the concept of Chinese wine maotai custom and value, etc. Thank you [drink] [heart] [flowers] [bowing] [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    听说薛之谦的迷妹不是正在打卡，就是在来打卡的路上[笑而不语]
[Heard that memory seduction are not clock in, is on the way to clock insmiling without a word]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑：
    【女大学生帮家里卖菜被“顾客”算计绕晕 自骂：好蠢呐】[允悲][允悲][允悲]月日，湖北孝感市一农贸市场，岁女大学生小赵在帮家里卖菜，不料分钟内被名“顾客”先后算计，被骗走近元。小赵事后调监控才发现被骗，“她没有给我钱，为什么我会找给她钱呢？”tRCdLXO ​
[The female college students to help selling vegetables at home was customers calculating around dizzy since scold stupid yet] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] month day, hubei xiaogan a farmers market, age of female college students xiao zhao for selling vegetables in the home, only minutes by name customers successively calculation, were tricked into approached yuan. Xiao zhao after the monitoring found that deceived, she did not give me money, why would I give her money? tRCdLXO]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

汽车之家：
    #夜福利# 年轻活力派 大众 T-ROC ​
[Welfare # # night young vigor send mass T - ROC]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #车展真心话大冒险# 马自达CX-空间怎么样，小姐姐用腿告诉你[舔屏] tRCgYrn ​
[CX - # # show true adventures in Mazda space how, little sister [lick screen] tRCgYrn legs tell you]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【女大学生帮家里卖菜被算计绕晕 自骂：好蠢呐[允悲]】月日，湖北孝感市一农贸市场，岁女大学生小赵在帮家里卖菜↓↓不料分钟内被名“顾客”先后算计，被骗走近元↓↓小赵事后调监控才发现被骗，“她没有给我钱，为什么我会找给她钱呢？” 太扎心了！tRCeAdi ​
[The female college students to help selling vegetables at home was calculated around dizzy since scold stupid yet [allow sad]] month day, hubei xiaogan a farmers market, age of female college students left for home sold vegetables xiao zhao left only minutes by name customers successively calculation, were tricked into approached yuan left left after the monitoring found that deceived, xiao zhao why she didnt give me money, I will give her money? Is the heart! tRCeAdi]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    单身的点个赞吧。恋爱的说说，怎么认识对象的？ ​​​
[Single point a praise. Love, how to know the object? ​​​]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

冷笑话精选：
    不会做饭的人提一个问题，会做饭的人来回答吧[doge] ​
[Cant cook person ask a question, who can cook to answer [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    @梁瑞安抓紧跌[哈哈]
[@ Liang Ruian promptly fell (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @梁瑞安评论的价值更高[哈哈][笑cry]
[@ the higher value of Liang Ruian comments [ha ha] [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞]@梁瑞安转发微博
[[who] @ Liang Ruian forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞][赞][赞]敬佩建川兄！来日方长，希望能为老兄尽绵薄之力[心][鲜花]@梁瑞安不一般[good][good]
[[who] [who] [who] admire the jianchuan brother! There, hope to contribute to man [heart] [flowers] @ Liang Ruian unusual [good] [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @梁瑞安转发微博
[@ Liang Ruian forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @观察万科神马都是浮云，啊呸！@观察万科这些个鸟人，不查是神话，一查是笑话，包括那个姓假的。@观察万科万科万达，一个左倾一个右倾，一个不行贿，一个政商不清！@观察万科各地政府几乎白送地皮给他，转手卖了几百亿！@梁瑞安真的？
[@ observe what vanke is floating clouds, ah bah! @ observation of vanke, the bird man, dont check is a myth, a check is a joke, including the name is false. Vanke vanke wanda @ observation, a left a right, not a bribe, a business is not clear! @ observation vanke governments gratis land for him, almost sold billions! @ Liang Ruian really?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @观察万科这些个鸟人，不查是神话，一查是笑话，包括那个姓假的。@观察万科万科万达，一个左倾一个右倾，一个不行贿，一个政商不清！@观察万科各地政府几乎白送地皮给他，转手卖了几百亿！@梁瑞安真的？
[@ observation of vanke, the bird man, dont check is a myth, a check is a joke, including the name is false. Vanke vanke wanda @ observation, a left a right, not a bribe, a business is not clear! @ observation vanke governments gratis land for him, almost sold billions! @ Liang Ruian really?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @半坡子我是一片云，自在又潇洒，身随魂梦飞，它来去无牵挂。@梁瑞安真的？
[@ the banpo child I am a cloud, comfortable and natural and unrestrained, fly with dreams, it come and go without. @ Liang Ruian really?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【小学生公交站放元硬币供换零 天后还剩元】近日，河北省邯郸市一名小学三年级学生，把元零花钱摆在公交站台处，供乘公交的人方便取零钱↓↓先后进行了天、分别选择了个公交站点，目前剩余还有元左右↓↓其母张丹露透露了活动中存在的问题以及孩子此举原因↓↓tRCePGW ​
[The pupil bus station with yuan coin for zero Days remaining yuan 】 recently, handan city, hebei province, a primary school grade three students, place yuan pocket money in bus station, for buses are convenient to take change left left down successively carried on the day, and choose a bus stations, respectively the current surplus and yuan left left its parent Zhang Danlou revealed the problems that exist in the activity as well as children move left left tRCePGW reasons]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    @朱梁Geometrical：非常不错的表述 @梁瑞安我在研究表情的差异
[@ Zhu Liang Geometrical very good expression @ Liang Ruian I differences on the study of the expression]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @梁瑞安我在研究表情的差异
[@ Liang Ruian I differences on the study of the expression]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
    [拜拜]@追风少年刘全有[泪]@喵酱_Sylvia羡慕的不要不要的
[[bynum] @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu [] tears @ meow sauce _Sylvia dont dont envy]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    [干杯][挤眼]@声鸣和盛：袁：可以。但你必须去打印度。吴：还是算了……。[哈哈]
[[drink] [eye] @ sound sound and sheng yuan can. But you have to go to India. Wu forget... . [ha ha]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞][作揖]@雨莲日记：有一首歌叫《贵州茅台》，非常好玩。但总可以听一下。[嘻嘻]
[[who] [bowing] @ rain lotus diary there is a song called guizhou maotai, very funny. But always can listen to it. [xi xi]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [笑cry][哈哈][干杯]@晴雨时政：（台词）吴京：袁哥、下部戏需要箱茅台做道具。 袁仁国：兄弟你这是当矿泉水喝哪……[允悲]
[[laughing cry] [ha ha] [drink] wujing @ weather the current politics (lines) Yuan Ge cases of maotai, the next show need to do prop. Yuan Renguo brother, you this is when the mineral water to drink which... [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    除了爱你，我没有别的愿望 |「为你读诗」七夕特别节目
-- 为你读诗

我爱你
作者：保尔·艾吕雅 ［法国］
为你读诗：袁弘 张歆艺｜演员

为了一切我不曾认识的女人我爱你
为了一切我不曾生活过的时间我爱你
为了遥远的芬芳为了面包的热气
为了融化的雪为了最先开放的花
为了不害怕人类的...全文： m.weibo ​
[In addition to love you, I have no other wishes | as you read the poem Chinese valentines day special < br > - read poetry for you < br > < br > I love you < br > the author Paul ai lu ya [French] < br > for you to read poetry Justin Zhang Xinyi | actor < br > < br > to everything I never knew the woman I love you < br > to whatever time I never life I love you < br > to distant fragrance for the heat of the bread < br > for melting snow in order to open the first flowers < br > in order to not afraid of human... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    发表了博文《我爱你----作者：保尔·艾吕雅+［法国］》tRCgkimN ​
[Published a post I love you -- author Paul ashton lu ya + [French] tRCgkimN]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

edc陳冠希：
    COMING SOON - TodayLastToday directed by VERNIE YEUNG ​
[很快,TodayLastToday VERNIE YEUNG执导]

International nomad

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【韩国乐天百货损失惨重 欲为中国业务继续砸钱】据新加坡媒体报道，因“萨德”风波遭受重创的韩国乐天百货，正在考虑为公司的中国业务注入更多资金↓↓尽管中国业务深受“萨德”风波影响，乐天集团高层之前曾表明，暂时没有撤出中国的计划↓↓tRCggKrQ ​
[[South Koreas lotte losses Desire for Chinese businesses continue to throw money], according to reports in Singapore because of sade storm hit South Korea lotte, is considering putting more money for the companys China business left left while China business influenced by sade storm, lotte group of high-level had suggested before, no plan to leave China left left tRCggKrQ down temporarily]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    大四学生怒怼易中天，说是刷存在感，结果被怼的哑口无言。tRCSdb ​
[Senior student anger Dui yi zhongtian, brush, presence, results are Dui speechless. tRCSdb]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【杨紫薄纱公主裙俏皮亮相 念手写信暖心告白粉丝】月日，第二届粉丝嘉年华年度盛典在北京举行，家粉丝团现场应援PK，大牌明星突袭现场与送福利、粉丝为爱豆定制神秘惊喜大奖↓↓杨紫惊喜亮相嘉年华，念手写信与粉丝亲密互动↓↓tRCguoEV ​
[[Andy gauze princess dress nifty Read the hand written confessions fans 】, warm heart, the second fan carnival annual grand ceremony held in Beijing, the home fans who PK, raid on the scene and welfare, big star of love bean custom fans mysterious surprise award left left Andy at the carnival, read write hand close interaction with fans left left tRCguoEV]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    很厉害[色]
[A bad [color]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    回复@女性之美大赏茅台已经过了！[挤眼][馋嘴]@女性之美大赏茅台过五百，我直播吃翔[doge]@但斌[笑cry][干杯]@渡者新家：吴京喝多了[允悲]
[Reply @ the beauty of the female is great reward maotai has passed! [eye] [available] @ the beauty of women admire greatly maotai, five hundred, I live to eat xiang [doge] @ but bin [laugh cry] [drink] @ cross a new home wu drink many [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [心][鲜花][干杯]@最佳瑞雪兆丰年：伟大的企业，如但总所说皇冠上的明珠。[good][good][good]
[[heart] [flowers] [drink] @ the best snow bumper harvest great enterprise, such as the pearl on the crown of headquarter said. [good] [good] [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人