范冰冰:
热爆!乐一个!
[Hot!!! Le a! ]
这么多年,能虐到我,只有没钱。[微笑]
[So many years, can abuse me, only have no money. [smiles]]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin羅志祥:
散發萬象希望 支持奧比斯慈善活動
為全球防盲救盲盡一份力量
#spreadthehope#
[Send out all want to support orbis charity < br > a part for the global blindness save blind < br > # spreadthehope#]
我〜就是我!不喜勿進!头条新闻:
#环球二三事#【神奇又绚丽!鲨鱼穿过上千条鱼群[憧憬]】一条沙虎鲨穿过上千条鱼形成的“圆球”,神奇的大自然,真心美翻了!摄影师说,她从来没见过这么多的鱼聚集在一起[并不简单] tRCuBCQ
[Universal two or three things # # the magical and beautiful! The shark through the thousands of fish [hope]] a sand tiger sharks through thousands of fish ball, the magic of nature, really fabulous! Photographer, said she had never seen so many fish together is not a simple tRCuBCQ]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。谷大白话:
一位朋友发来的婚礼现场照[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[A friend from the wedding photo [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』指法芬芳张大仙z:
斗鱼是个好平台,我尽力做我该做的事。但最近的确烦心事多,休息两天。我去月老那走一趟,因为御剑不方便大家看到,免得大家,哇哇哇,大仙你居然真的会飞?ai~别别别,常规操作[并不简单]
[Density is a good platform, I tried my best to do what I should do. But the recent troubles, rest two days. Take a trip I went to the old, because people see royal sword is not convenient, so that everybody, wah, daxian you really can fly? Ai ~ dont dont dont, regular operations [] are not simple]
唯我骚浪仙ALU_U:
這裡就是留言送啦[憧憬]
tRCrJFg
[Here is a message sent! [hope] < br > tRCrJFg]
工作联系邮箱:alustudio@qq中国新闻网:
#福建女教师日本失联#【日本警方发现疑似中国失联女教师遗体 正确认身份】据日媒,当地时间日早上,有渔民在日本北海道钏路市海边发现一具女性遗体,疑似此前在日失联的中国女教师。警方调查后发现,死者身高.米左右,身穿白色衬衫及白色运动鞋等,估计死亡时间已经超过一个月,身上有伤痕。目前,
[# # fujian female teacher Japan lost in [the Japanese police found lost in female teachers suspected China remains Are identified 】 according to Japanese media, morning local time, some fishermen in Hokkaido kushiro city, the seaside found a female body, suspected earlier in the day lost in Chinese female teachers. A police investigation found that the height. M, wearing a white shirt and white sneakers, estimated time of death is more than a month, with a scar. At present,]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。环球时报:
【岁小男子汉!手举斤垃圾桶,为环卫工妈妈分忧[good]】贵州贵阳,一个岁男童手脚麻利的帮环卫工妈妈,清收街道边垃圾桶内的垃圾:收、搬、举桶,动作一气呵成。妈妈说,孩子每逢放假都来帮忙,平时去上学的时候,回家也会自己做饭。@梨视频 tRCBUau
[【 years old little man! Hands jin bin, as workers mother uncomplainingly [good]] guizhou guiyang, a year-old male quick help workers mother, collect street trash in the garbage close, move, barrels, the same action. Mother said, whenever the children off to help, go to school at ordinary times, home will cook. @ pear video tRCBUau]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国王凯kkw:
来猜猜,谁是谁?
[Guess, who is who? ]
经纪人 陈诚 @qq衣锦夜行的燕公子:
我感觉拍得好的影视剧,到了尾巴都有一种:回不去了的感觉。
我每次看《红楼梦》第集,脑子里就会不停浮现他们起诗社,他们看雪,他们逗刘姥姥,那些日子再也不会有了。
但不是说悲剧结尾才会有这种感觉。请回答结局没有不好,但是孩子们都长大了,他们已经被风吹走散落在天涯。这种回不去的感觉
[I feel good content, the tail has a cant go back. < br > the first set, every time I see a dream of red mansions in mind will emerge constantly their poetry club, they see the snow, they tease granny liu, never was in those days. < br > but not to say that the tragic ending will have this kind of feeling. Please answer the end is not bad, but the children are grown up, they have been blown away scattered in the end of the world. The back is not to feel]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。最神奇的视频:
《绝望主妇》中关于生孩子的一段话,扎心了。[笑cry][笑cry]tRCrnEk
[Desperate housewives in a conversation about having children, the heart. [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRCrnEk]
视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。噗嗤大叔:
你的深度思考能力,是如何一步步被毁掉的?
[The depth of your ability to think, is a step by step, how to be destroyed? ]
公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )国民老岳父公:
不知道说啥,炫狗吧
[Dont know what to say, cool dog]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq天天美食推荐:
【超简单的鸡蛋布丁】这是一款懒人版鸡蛋布丁,无需烤箱,食材和制作也非常简单,吃货们赶紧学会了试试!tRCBgypN
[【 super simple egg pudding 】 this is a lazy egg pudding, without oven, ingredients and production is also very simple, try foodies learned quickly! tRCBgypN]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!商务洽谈QQ:,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow丁一晨DYC:
超市看见一对情侣,女孩小巧可爱,男的是花臂胡子肌肉男。女的买零食,花臂哥不耐烦催她快点走不要买零食。女的大喊:“每次去超市你什么也不买!回家就开始吃我的!你必须在这发誓,回去一口也不吃!!”
然后我就看见一个一米八多的花臂胡子猛男在超市零食区举着三根手指一脸严肃的说:“我发誓,回
[Saw a couple of supermarket, small cute girl, the mans beard arm muscles male flower. Woman bought snacks, the elder brother of the arm impatient urge her hurry to walk or not to buy snacks. Woman yell every time I go to the supermarket you dont buy anything! Go home and began to eat me! You must swear here, go back to also not to eat!!!!! < br > then I saw the flowers in a more than a metre eight arms beard male snacks in the supermarket area is holding three fingers a face of serious said I swear, back]
爱生活爱小点。合作请联系:dingxiaodian@ 工作Q:,公众号:dingxiaodian,淘宝店:丁小点总动员我的前任是个极品:
#品姐枕聊室
[Elder sister pillow chat room #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!德卡先生的信箱:
“和羞走,倚门回首,却把青梅嗅。”
/李清照《点绛唇》
[Shame and walk, looking back by the door, but the greengage smell. < br > < br > li qingzhao point is purple lip]
𐂂:寄存你想说的话/私信投递 · 匿名发布/不欢迎没有礼貌的人小野妹子学吐槽:
岛国一位和服小姐姐在神宫中独自练习绒球杂技,恍若穿越回古代,视频在推上爆红...希望有天我们的女孩也能穿着汉服随意出街~[爱你] tRCrTRV
[Island a kimono little sister alone pompoms acrobatics in the jingu, like back to ancient times, video in explosion to red... I hope one day we girls can also wear hanfu ~ love you [] tRCrTRV at the street]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。人民网:
【执子之手,与子偕老!老人晕倒老伴蹲地喂食,爱情最美的样子[心]】月日,沈阳一名岁的老人因低血糖晕倒街头,老伴用太阳伞将他遮住,并买来馄炖,蹲在路边一口口的喂。约半小时后老人恢复,两人携手离开。@梨视频 tRCunyj
[The hand, and son xielao! Old man fainted, squat down to feed the love most beautiful appearance [heart]] month day, shenyang one - year - old man because of low blood sugar fainted on the street his wife with a solar umbrella cover him, and buy Hun stew, squatting by the side of the road between feed. After about half an hour the old man recover, two people hand in hand to leave. @ pear video tRCunyj]
报道全球 传播中国钱哥:
明天七夕没人陪 要不来个应下景 加上爹刚又发零用了
[Chinese valentines day tomorrow no one to accompany or should be the scene And dad just send the petty again]
带着粉丝发家致富小刚几:
天下起雨了,人是不快乐 ,我的心真的受伤了 。介绍我去LD莫斯科餐厅的老铁们注意了:本次就餐费元,nobody cares,但我被这千年牛精的老牛肉串硌掉的牙齿,你们得赔昂!
[It began to rain, people are not happy, my heart really hurt. Introduce my brother to LD Moscow restaurant take note this table money RMB, nobody CARES, but I was the one thousand beef cattle fine old bunch of luos teeth lost, you have to compensate Leon! ]
自己喜欢的东西,就不要问别人好不好喵爷-吴淼:
那些号称情人节七夕出租自己的,能不能别做梦了?
平时都没人要,这时候你还敢收上钱了?
[Those so-called valentines day Tanabata rent their own, can not stop dreaming? < br > < br > no one want to at ordinary times, this time you still dare to accept the money? ]
龟毛之人,时尚边缘人,鼓捣脸上那点事就是事业。 工作联络:Julie 邮件@qq 电话--非工作联络请勿打扰思想聚焦:
人真正变强大,不是因为守护着自尊心,而是抛开自尊心的时候 。
[People become really strong, not because of who guarded the ego, but to put aside pride. ]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin于建嵘:
叔今天到了通辽的农村。画画,炒菜,同农妇聊天。🙈
[Uncle today to the rural tgo. Drawing, cooking, chat with a woman. 🙈 ]
中国社会科学院教授世界搞笑排行榜:
有人以这种方式打你,教你一招制敌! [good]学会不挨揍! tRCrGdq
[Someone hit you in this way, teach you a recruit enemies! [good] learned not beaten! tRCrGdq]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq一起来旅游:
皮卡丘奥运会,可爱到爆[小黄人高兴][小黄人高兴][小黄人高兴]tRCrxwN
[Pikachu games, lovely to explode [yellow people happy] [yellow people happy] [yellow people happy] tRCrxwN]
让我们一起结伴遨游世界吧,去看更多的风景~个人wx:slzd潘雨润PanYR_:
事情我搞了,图你们看着办吧[思考]
#小潘搞事情# tRCrMoy
[Things I have, do you look at [thinking] < br > # tRCrMoy # pan make things]
工作邮箱:panyurun@qq📮当时我就震惊了:
香港大学推荐的本经典书籍,马住提升自己![并不简单]
[At the university of Hong Kong recommended classic books, promote their horses live! [] are not simple]
深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜新浪四川:
【#九寨沟震后订单大量取消# 旅游业进入“冰封期”】据中青网,世界自然遗产九寨沟,被世人誉为“童话世界”,号称“水景之王”。而距离#九寨沟级地震#已经过去半个月,因为这场地震,四川旅游业遭受重创,导致九寨沟今年的旅游旺季提前结束…来感受下以前的九寨沟↓tRQkueF
[【 # # jiuzhaigou after order of cancellations tourism into the deep freeze 】 QingWang, in according to the world natural heritage jiuzhaigou, known by the world as the fairy tale world, is called the king of the water. And distance # # jiuzhaigou earthquake has in the past half a month, because of the earthquake, sichuan tourism, leading to jiuzhaigou travel season this year ending... To feel the jiuzhaigou left tRQkueF down before]
新浪四川立足四川,辐射西南,为四川及西南地区网民提供本地特色资讯和国内外重要资讯。公众号:sinasc我是小糗君:
毛不易在#明日之子# 演唱新歌《借》,被@薛之谦 夸赞“《消愁》之后第二首”,被@华晨宇yu 称为“高级的民谣”。这就是给之前说chaoxi的流言一个大耳光,自己能写出这么高质量的歌,还用得着抄?tRCow
[Hair not easily in the # # child sang a new song of tomorrow borrow, be @ my show Praise after deserve the second, @ brilliance yu yu called advanced folk songs. Said before this is to give chaoxi rumours of a big box on the ear, you can write such high quality song, also need to copy? tRCow]
私信你们的糗事财经网:
【女子户籍成男性改年才成功 派出所回应】孔令群, 女,岁,安徽合肥市人。由于养父母不识字,把自己登记成了男孩。原本以为改过来就好了,中间的流程和证明却颇费周折,派出所更要求她开具“性别鉴定证明”,证明她是一个女性。年折腾,本周,她终于拿到了自己的新户口本。当地派出所表示,这类更
[The woman household into a successful police men change in response to 】 Kong Lingqun, female, age, anhui hefei people. Thanks to the adoptive parents illiterate, their registration has been boy. Correct thought, in the middle of the process and prove that the popular ado, police station issued more asked her proof of sex determination, prove that she is a woman. Years, this week, she finally got her new residence. Local police station, said more like this]
商务合作: 廖先生 QQ : 邮箱:kailiao@caijing我Hold不住了:
小柯基看到主人溺水了,开始大声呼救,最后用这种方式把主人救上岸!以后别再取笑人家腿短了![good] tRCrfBLy
[Xiao ke base drowned saw the owner, began calling for help, finally hauled to the master in this way! Dont laugh after short legs! [good] tRCrfBLy]
一个爱生活的吃货~揭秘那些破事儿:
#林俊杰 张惠妹# 卧槽,要被林俊杰的唱功吓死了,那句“最后的梦”,真是要给他跪了,这首歌他完全是按照女生的高音唱的,一点问题都没有,惊艳[鼓掌] tRChdEt
[# jj Lin Zhang huimei # gosh, jj Lins singing was dead, that the dream, is to give he kneel down, the song he is completely in accordance with the soprano singing girls, dont have any problem, jing tRChdEt [applause.]]
专门揭秘那些破事儿,微博合作联系vx:gossipgirl
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