2017年8月5日星期六

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    希望吧[二哈]@国民神经二狗子_:那就愿我早日发财吧。[doge]
[Hope [two ha] @ national nerve two dog son _ then may I get rich as soon as possible. [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    @来去之间 请问“你听过最好听的四字人名是啥”违反了什么社区规则?...对不起,我换个问题:请问最好听的三字人名是啥。 ​
[@ come and go between Excuse me names have you ever heard the most beautiful, is what in violation of the rules of the community? ... Im sorry, I change the question what is the most pleasant three characters names, please. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利# 丰富用户选择 高尔夫·嘉旅 ​
[# # night welfare rich user choose golf, jia]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【大热女团GFriend惊喜演出遭“无视” 粉丝看完笑翻了...】GFriend在一群认真下棋的老人面前又唱又跳,老人家们虽然偶尔会瞄一下,有的甚至还帮忙打拍子,但大多时候几乎“无关心”,甚至连笑一下都没有,完全无动于衷,冲突的画面感让粉丝都笑翻了[允悲]↓↓tRCgMUa ​
[【 hot convent GFriend surprise performances by ignoring the fans watching the laughing anymore... GFriend in front of a group of old man play chess seriously sing and dance, though occasionally at the old mans house, or even help to beat, but most of the time no care about almost, even smile all have no, completely indifferent, conflicts in scope to let fans are laughingallow sadness left left tRCgMUa]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#火车开过来的前一刻,帅小伙竟然这么做!tRSXFCy ​
[# # the approach of the train travel life, moments before handsome guy actually do this! tRSXFCy]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    因为叔叔阿姨们会难过@秦网红:同理 小孩子也别打王者荣耀了
[Sorry for uncles and aunts will @ qin web celebrity in the same way the children dont play king glory]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【上海高中生骑“死飞”蛇行街头 掰反光镜闯红灯已被警方处罚】“死飞”是一种固定齿轮自行车,重要特点就是没有车闸,其制动方式与普通自行车有着很大差别。吴飞骑“死飞”时不仅闯红灯、穿隧道,甚至直接在马路中央、斑马线上甩尾,不时还会摁下周围行进机动车的反光镜。他从初中便开始接触“死飞”...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Shanghai high school students ride a dead flies crawling in the streets Red light has been punished by the police to break off the mirror 】 dead flies is a kind of fixed gear bike, important characteristic is that there is no brakes, the brake way have great difference with ordinary bicycle. & spirits dead flies is not only to ride the tunnel through a red light, wear, or even directly in the middle of the road, a spin on a zebra crossing, will press the mirror of the motor vehicle travel around from time to time. He from junior middle school began to contact dead flies... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#里那段女生“战争”简直不要太写实。从小矛盾开始,一不小心说爆就爆[污]毕竟…大家都是小仙女,谁还没个脾气了[摊手]tRCrAMI ​
[# # spring breeze miles is better than you in that girls war is not too realistic. Contradiction with small, carelessly said explosive blasting [pollution] after all... Everyone is a fairy, who havent a temper [stand hand] tRCrAMI]

玩转instagram:
    最近迷上了@郭斯特 和@使徒子 监制的超美华丽古风奇幻漫画《镜花缘之百花王朝》。讲述的是武则天问鼎帝位百花齐放,然而百花仙子却因此落入凡间引发的一系列故事,画风超美剧情超赞~安利一波顺便发点福利 随手晒出《镜花缘之百花王朝》中可以作为壁纸的画面,带#腾讯动漫#和#这剧情有毒#话题标签发布...全文: m.weibo ​
[Recently hooked @ Guo Si producer and @ ACTS son super beautiful ornate antique fantasy comic baihua dynasty of jinghuayuan. About wu zetian for mercy flowers, but the beautiful faery therefore fallen a series of stories, a wave of painting style with the plot great ~ amway points welfare, by the way Conveniently in the drying out of the hundred flowers dynasty of jinghuayuan can be used as wallpaper images, with # tencent anime # # and # this drama poisonous topic label release... The full text m. eibo]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【嘻哈侠终揭面!被欧阳靖选中的#吴亦凡#满脸微笑】嘻哈侠脱下面具了!最新一期《中国有嘻哈》,Hip Hop Man(嘻哈侠)终于拿下面具,果然就是MC Jin(欧阳靖),他选择了吴亦凡战队并对其他评审说:“大家好,等这个时候很久了。”↓↓他被认为有资格坐在制作人位子↓↓tRCBNC ​
[【 hip-hop man eventually jie face! # # to be chosen for jin, wu queer smiles] hip-hop man took off his mask! The latest edition of China with Hip Hop, Hip Hop Man (Hip Hop gar) finally scored the mask, so he is MC Jin (Jin), he chose the queer wu clan and said to the other review everybody is good, while waiting for this for a long time. Left left he is considered eligible to sit the producers left left tRCBNC]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    被治愈了[二哈]@六翼ccc:这笑容。。。我恋爱了[二哈]@反射弧乌龟:我同桌,我喂她水时她也这表情[doge]
[Been cured (two ha) @ CCC six wings this smile... Im in love [ ha] @ reflex arc tortoise she is when I sit at the same table, I feed her water the expression [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    [作揖]🙏[蜡烛][心]@老曾阿牛@股道热肠也真壮士! @于洋律师军人就应该国家为民族而战斗、而牺牲。
[[作揖]🙏[蜡烛][心]@老曾阿牛@股道热肠也真壮士! @ do military lawyers should countries to fight, to sacrifice for the nation.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @人民日报 【这些边塞诗名句,你会背几句?】①《使至塞上》:大漠孤烟直,长河落日圆;②《从军行》:宁为百夫长,胜作一书生;③《凉州词二首》:醉卧沙场君莫笑,古来征战几人回;④《逢入京使》:马上相逢无纸笔,凭君传语报平安;⑤《从军行七首•其四》:黄沙百战穿金甲,不破楼兰终不还。
[@ the Peoples Daily the glorious age of the sentence, you will be back a few words? () make to fort the desert solitary smoke straight, long river down the yen; () the army line ning to the centurion, wins a scholar; () liangzhou word first ZuiWo battlefield MoXiao, ancient in several people back; () meet in Beijing to make meet immediately without paper and pen, with you to pass on to peace; () military line seven, four shining golden sand derived wear, not broken loulan but it will not return.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[赞]@来去之间 @便衣小孙博主的事迹我曾有耳闻,没想到今天在微博相遇! 博主是一名战斗在一线的忠诚卫士,曾先后两次与暴恐分子以命相博,亲手击毙暴徒。向真汉子致敬[鲜花][赞]共和国反恐、反极端的真正脊梁[加油]
[@ old had pig [who] between @ @ to go undercover small bo sun the deeds of the Lord I have heard, have never thought today met in weibo! Blogger is a battle in a loyal guards of the line, has twice from fear of molecules with equipped us, killing MOBS. Hail to the pure man [who] [a flower] counter-terrorism, the extreme of the republic of the real backbone of [go]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛@傅峙峰WSJ @战争史研究WHS 云南白族、彝族、藏族、纳西族等食品里都有猪肉。这用语是向谁示威呢?(中穆网之流又该倒打一耙骂拍这照片和批评其中文字的人“破坏民族团结”了吧[允悲])(有人问“为什么这两年觉得___泛化现象突然严重”,因为这两年自媒体发达了啊)
[@ old had pig @ Fu Shifeng WSJ @ warfare research WHS yunnan bai, yi, Tibetan, naxi, etc have pork in the food. This term is to who protest? (jose in the net flow of the samaritans scold this photo and critics of the text undermining national unity) [done sorrow] (someone asked, why do these two years it ___ generalization suddenly serious phenomenon, because these two years since the media developed!)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛畜生!
[@ old had pig beast!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @麦客不吐烟圈:中国历来信奉先礼后兵、不战而屈人之兵。给国家点时间,相信国家一定能给老百姓满意答案的!
[Spit no smoke turn @ MaiKe China has always believed in the enemy, the enemy without fighting. Give countries some time, believed that countries must be able to give common people satisfied with the answer!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛在中国境内修路要你阿三批准?我CNMB!@莫迪总理
[@ old had pig approved three o road to you in China? I CNMB! @ modis prime minister,]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[心]
[@ old had pig [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛再来一次扬我军威!@太平山下說太平[围观]@裸漂筒子评论的评论好精彩[笑cry]@裸枪转发微博
[@ old had pig again I JunWei! @ said peace [watch] under the peak drift @ bare bobbin good comment of wonderful [laugh cry] @ forwarding microblogging naked gun]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[哈哈]
[@ old had pig (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

包租婆汪老师:
    💜 ​


精神洁癖偏执狂

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛瞧,美帝果然是人类社会的灯塔! 犯人都有机会当市长,天朝又成最大的输家![哈哈][哈哈]
[@ old pig look, all is a beacon of human society. Prisoners are becoming mayor, China become the biggest loser! [ha ha] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    意大利冰激凌,居然还有这种操作,喜欢 [舔屏]tRCVfZU ​
[Italian ice cream, and this kind of operation, like licking the screen tRCVfZU]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛一票否决!
[@ old had pig one ticket veto!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛早年出国的国人在美国大都过的非常失落,人穷、没有工作,然后把所有的怨气撒在祖国上,他们大部分都是中国崩溃论者。
[@ old once pig early abroad countrymen in the United States were very frustrated, are poor, no work, and then put all the complaints and in the country, most of them are China collapse.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【广州涉黑团伙骨干身家千万住豪宅 老大系村书记】村霸刘某添和团伙横行年,心狠手辣让村民闻之色变。用自己村委书记的“话事权”,强行垄断村社“地盘”上的工程承建和材料供应,对方若有不从,便枪棍相见。通过这种霸道的方式,这个团伙累积了巨额财富↓↓详细↓↓tRCupi ​
[[guangzhou gangs backbone net worth must live a person of extraordinary powers curtilage Eldest brother is secretary of the village 】 CunBa Liu Moutian and gangs, wandered, terminating let the villagers of a smell. Say and to use his or her own communist party forced monopoly on village turf project construction and material supply, not from each other if there is, then gun to meet each other. Through this method of bullying, the group has accumulated great wealth left left left left tRCupi down in detail]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛凝聚力超过共产党? @紫光阁 @求是 @共青团中央 @八大山债人@cypherV 比党支部还多@穆民新闻评论居然还在盖,真他妈的没人管
[@ old pig cohesion more than the communist party? @ council @ realistic @ the communist youth league central @ eight mountains of debt person @ cypherV more than party branch @ mu min news commentary incredibly still cover, fuck is nobodys business]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@羊总之花菜炒蟹@马喆-mazhe这才是真正的贵族,全人类的贵族。那些靠中国特色关系发大财,开豪车住豪宅,玩弄女明星,炫耀权力和财富的中国新贵们是地地道道的人渣儿。@黄凡贵族的品格
[@ fields is good Joe @ anyhow cauliflower sheep Fried crab @ 马喆 - mazhe is the true, noble aristocracy of all mankind. The relationship of making a fortune with Chinese characteristics, driving luxury cars live a person of extraordinary powers curtilage, play with female star, showing off the power and wealth of Chinas newly is one approach to the core. @ Huang Fan noble character]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也新浪微博商业要有底线,你为了广告费推这么多骗子,太缺德了!金融不同于一般的行业,骗子会骗的别人倾家荡产的。
[@ fields is good Joe sina weibo business also have the bottom line, you push for advertising so many liar, too wicked! Finance is different from general industry, cheat will cheat others to break the bank.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @抹茶圆滚滚:这女的真的是没素质没脸皮到家了,不分青红皂白骂脏话大声喧哗,警察一来就蔫了,呵呵哒,这个事情如果没有大叔帮忙拦车,就算报警也没用吧,希望还是好人多一些。
[@ maccha round this woman really is no quality no face home, indiscriminate swearing loudly, the police would faded, ha ha da, this thing without help uncle pulled up, even if the alarm is no use, hope is a good man.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@老曾阿牛[哈哈][哈哈]@来去之间不会掉色吧……@防务君[允悲]
[@ lanes have good Joe also @ old pig (ha ha)ha ha @ come between wont rub off...... @ defense junallow sad]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也一百亿?太不拿人民币当回事了!
[@ good Joe fields is also ten billion? So dont take seriously when the yuan!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也回复@我干哈没啥影响,平安处于历史上最好的发展时期,有钱加仓,没钱睡觉。@我干哈股总谈谈中印局势对平安的影响吧@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ good Joe fields is also reply @ I do nothing, in the period of the best in the history of the development of safe and accumulating rich, no money to go to sleep. @ I do ha always talk about the situation in China and Indias influence on peace @ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

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