这是今晚零点话题[喵喵]@iamsoprime马评论，看起来倒是莫名地爽。
[This is zero topic tonight [meow] @ iamsoprime comments, is somehow look cool.]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
知乎：#知乎小事# 「职场妈妈不容易，但对于女性来说，家庭和生活不可能完美兼顾。不要说鱼还是熊掌，有口汤喝就不错了。」👉tRKtFB
[# # zhihu small working mothers is not easy, but for women, family and life cant be perfect balance. Dont say that the bears paw or for the fish, have good soup to drink. 👉tRKtFB ]
发现更大的世界
蔡依林：成都粉絲沒話說!
姐今晚也雞凍了～
Love u~
#IsabelMarant伊萨贝尔马朗特#
Boots #ChristianLouboutin官方微博#
Earring #APM_MONACO#
[Chengdu fans didnt words! < br > elder sister also frozen chicken tonight ~ < br > Love u ~ < br > < br > # IsabelMarant Isabel marange, # < br > Boots # # ChristianLouboutin official weibo < br > Earring APM_MONACO # #]
新浪汽车：#出行生活#连摇摇车也不放过！安徽这仨窃贼没“品”到家了~tRXWTml
[# # not even shake car travel life pass! In anhui province, the three thieves didnt home ~ tRXWTml product]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：别人哪有瘦？！[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Others which have thin? ! [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
东方航空：#MU大视野# 爱丁堡边缘艺术节月日开幕啦，成千上万的艺术家来到这里，带来丰富多彩的演出，篮球场、咖啡厅、广场都可能收获意外的惊喜，绝对是一场流动的艺术盛宴。[围观]爱丁堡艺术节也会在月日开启，谁知道两个节日的关系吗？tRKJKT
[# # MU view about the Edinburgh fringe festival, opening, tens of thousands of artists to come here, to bring rich and colorful performances, basketball courts, cafes, square can harvest surprise, absolutely is a movement of art feast. [watch] the Edinburgh festival in February nd open, who knows the relationship between the two festivals? tRKJKT]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：除了父母以外，外卖小哥是第二关心你们温饱的人啦～他们风里来雨里去，不惧怕高温，保证外卖准时送达！外卖小哥辛苦啦～跟着张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 一起去#发现极限劳动者#并且#给ta一个#[ok] 吧！还可以来@优酷星球 ，为极限劳动者加油！[心] tRiwt
[In addition to parents, take-away little elder brother is the second concern of food and clothing of you ~ they carries on her work in the rain, not afraid of heat, ensure the delivery on time delivery! Take-away little brother hard ~ follow lay @ efforts to try to detect limit workers go x # # # # and give ta a [ok]! Can also to @ youku planet, to limit workers come on! [heart] tRiwt]
冷笑话精选：求你了！[二哈]
[Please! [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 说说你在路上开车遇到过最危险的一次经历是什么？
[# good night # tell me about your family on the road met one of the most dangerous driving experience is what? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
一块去旅行：感谢上天让我遇到你。
[Thank god let me meet you. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
冷笑话精选：有道理[并不简单]
[Isnt a simple sense []]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#潜伏夫妇# 难得再同框，老余@孙红雷 心心念念的翠平@姚晨 却被@努力努力再努力x 率先“牵手成功”[允悲]，究竟帅雷雷能否挽回翠平的芳心？为了争夺#极限五美# 男人帮这次要拼尽全力了！感觉本周日极限挑战要异常好看了～[doge]
[# # latent couples with rare box, yu @ sun hong lei is more of cui ping @ yao was @ efforts to try again the first x success, hand in hand [allow sad], whether ShuaiLeiLei recover cui pings heart? For # # limit five beautiful man help to do our best this time! Feel abnormal extreme challenges to look good on Sunday ~ [doge]]
音悦台：【晚安】#周杰伦#《手写的从前》钢琴曲也这么动情，“我看着你的脸 轻刷着和弦情人节卡片 手写的永远”[心][心][心]tRKyfej
[Good night # # handwritten formerly jay piano music is so emotional, I look at your face gently brush the chord valentines day CARDS handwritten forever [heart] [heart] [heart] tRKyfej]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小浪同学爱吐槽：[衰][衰][衰]
[[failure] [failure] [failure]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：不敢熬夜了[允悲]@宅男宅女集中营这难道不是低血压吗？
[Cant stay up late [allow sad] @ otaku dont go out for a long time women camp isnt that low blood pressure?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：民警叫醒司机可还行？
[Police call the driver can be ok?]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜：玩个游戏
评论里给前任留一句话，其他人假装前任回复一下 _____________________________
[Play a game < br > comments leave a word for the former, others pretend to be former replies _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端：【被东北小伙伴视为生命之光！灵魂美食锅包肉（you）！】一百多年前，郑树国的太爷爷发明了锅包肉，外酥里嫩、酸甜可口，成了大东北银下馆子的固定美食。必点！必点！问君能有几多愁，昨天没吃锅包肉！ tRxHyDb
[【 northeast friend be regarded as the light of life! The soul food pot bag meat (you)! More than one hundred years ago, shu-guo zhengs grandfather invented the pot bag meat, crisp outside, tender, sweet and delicious, fixed cuisine became a big silver eating out in northeast China. Will point! Will point! Asked her to have much sorrow, didnt eat pot bag meat yesterday! tRxHyDb]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
平安北京：【“公安机关深入学习贯彻习近平总书记重要讲话精神”访谈：甘肃省公安厅副厅长、兰州市副市长、公安局长肖春】
[General secretary of the public security organs thoroughly study and apply the jinping important speech spirit interview, deputy director of bureau of gansu province, lanzhou city vice mayor and police chief XiaoChun 】]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
猫扑：独角仙 VS 锹甲虫tRSlxgV （via腐宅姬）
[Hercules beetle VS stag beetles tRSlxgV decay (via curtilage kyi)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：新垣结衣的第一人称男友视角短片集锦（包括今日更新部分），看完之后真的感觉恋爱了...今晚，GAKKI就是你的女朋友[爱你] tRKzArY
[New walls, first-person perspective of boyfriend video highlights of clothing (including updates) today, after watching really feel in love... Tonight, GAKKI is your girlfriend love you [] tRKzArY]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#交通万象#知名视频博主直击令人厌恶的违法停车行为！说干就干！tRKsboBQ
[# # traffic vientiane well-known video bloggers seem to have disgusting illegal parking behavior! To start! tRKsboBQ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#酷剧场#当所有人都在#心疼小红# @周冬雨 时，优酷君反而有点心疼小白同学@陈奕龙 了[喵喵][doge]“你在我心里，就像一头疯狂的小野兽”，我爱你，所以#春风十里不如你#[羞羞哒]一见倾心，所以坚定无悔。（CR@kplus哼找不到 ）tRoLRDk
[# # # cool theater when everyone in love little red # @ zhou, youku jun instead of a little love the small white classmate @ Chen Yilong [meow] [doge] you are in my heart, like a crazy little beast, I love you, so you # # spring breeze miles than [shy dalai] love at first sight, so without regret. TRoLRDk (CR @ kplus hum to find)]
冷笑话精选：人生若只如初见[并不简单]@怯谎：人和人不熟的状态最好
[If life only such as first [] are not simple @ afraid lie best not familiar person and person]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：科技进步太快，懒人神器都更新换代了，想换个新地宝试试！@科沃斯
[Science and technology progress quickly, the lazy artifacts are upgrading, want to try to get a new treasure! @ secco wo]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
MIUI：历“”弥新，汇总 MIUIV－ #MIUI# 的桌面和锁屏，告诉小柚，你是从哪一代开始接触MIUI的？
[Through the new, summarizing MIUIV - # MIUI# desktop and lock screen, told the pomelo, generation begin to contact beautiful MIUI are you from? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
冷笑话精选：给爷爷点赞！希望全天下的老人都能有这样的好身体#兴趣尬舞#
[To grandpa thumb up! I hope all the old man can have such good body # # interested in conjunction with dance]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【位女孩背影引上万男生猜测 转过身来露真容却让网友吵翻了】近日有网友发布了一张四位女孩排排站的背影照片，大批网友猜测“究竟哪个女孩人气最高、颜值最正”。直到最近，位女孩的正面照终于曝光，网友却吵翻了[喵喵]↓↓↓tRoemKm
[【 girl figure led tens of thousands of boys speculation turned round dew face but let netizen noisy over 】 some netizens recently released a photograph from four girls figure, a large number of netizens guess what most popular girls, appearance is the most. Until recently, a girls hack finally exposure, netizens are noisy over meow left left left tRoemKm down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：【女孩考科目二太兴奋尬舞 驾校：不合格】月日，成都某驾校的科二考试中，一女子在考试结束后十分兴奋，开始放飞自我，在车上尬起舞来，双手多次离开方向盘。她虽然通过了考试，但她的行为造成了非常严重的安全隐患，最后被认定考试不合格。tRSFCW
[The girl to take an examination of course two full dance too excited Driving unqualified] month day, two sections of a driving test in chengdu, a woman at the end of the exam very excited, and started to release yourself, full dance in the car, his hands many times to leave the steering wheel. Although she passed the exam, but her behavior caused the serious security hidden danger, the last is considered failing exams. tRSFCW]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
ZAKER：【妻子在丈夫手机发现视频 才知睡后被强奸】 婚内强奸！英国一妻子在丈夫手机中发现惊人视频，才知自己睡着后被反复强奸，丈夫被判年刑罚>详情 tRoDie
[【 wife after her husband phone found video knows sleep rape 】 marital rape! A British wife found amazing video in the husband phone, just know oneself to sleep after being repeatedly raped, her husband has been sentenced to a sentence > tRoDie for details]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
猫扑：？？？死亡滑梯？？？
[????? Die slide???]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
冷笑话精选：玩个游戏，评论里留下自己的姓名拼音缩写，看看插楼的怎么叫你[doge]
[Play a game, leave his name pinyin initials in the comments, and see what the plug floor call you [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#夜福利# 威风不减当年 法拉利
[Welfare # # night down a peg or two oodles ferrari]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
一块去旅行：甘肃青海旅行攻略 | 张掖丹霞地貌-嘉峪关-榆林窟-鸣沙山月牙泉风景区-莫高窟-阳关玉门关-雅丹地貌-青海湖-黑马河-茶卡盐湖。作者：沁夏
[Gansu qinghai travel guide | zhang ye danxia landform - jiayuguan - yulin grotto - singing crescent lake scenic spot - the mogao grottoes - the sunlight yumenguan yadan landform - - dark horse river - saka salt lake qinghai lake. Author this summer]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【今年工资涨多少？省发布工资指导线 不涨工资就给领导看这个】企业工资指导线是政府根据当年经济发展调控目标，向社会发布的年度工资增长水平的建议。目前，已有省份发布年企业工资指导线。其中，安徽工资增长基准线为%，上线为%，下线为%↓↓来看看其他省↓↓tRogyii
[The pay raise this year? Province released without a wage increase of wage guidelines to lead the 】 enterprise wage guidelines is a government control target, according to the economic development to the societys annual wage growth level of advice. At present, the province published years enterprise wage guidelines. Wage growth, anhui province, including baseline for %, on-line for %, offline for % left left left tRogyii left to look at other provinces]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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