TEST BY SENRSL: Agent @ Joel Joy zuyimu @ sinaGrowth, is a constant feel oneself is a silly force of the process

徐娇：
今天我岁了。
先前已经在粉丝群里看到了很多可爱的娇糖送上的祝福，谢谢你们一直以来都陪在我身边～
感谢父母的养育之恩，感谢我的经纪人姐姐@祖尔Joy 的辛苦付出～
长大一岁还是很开心的，意味着自己心智越来越成熟，待人接物也越来越稳妥。
唯一不开心的是…原以为我走上了可萝可御的道路，结果越
[Today I am years old. have previously in the fan base to see a lot of lovely charming sugar to send blessings, thank you for always accompany in my side ~ thank parents, thanks to my agent sister @ Joel Joy hard work ~ grow up one year old or very happy, means that your mind is more and more mature, treat people also more and more reliable. is the only unhappy... Thought I come to her royal road, the more]

经纪人：@祖尔Joy zuyimu@sina

思想聚焦：
“接受成长，也接受所有的不欢而散。”
[Growth for, and accept all the end. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

韩国me2day：
#少女时代出道十周年# -,从<再次重逢的世界>到,现在是少女时代,以后是少女时代,永远是少女时代[心]
[# # - anniversary of girlhood debut, from the world of a reunion < > to < Holiday Night >, is now a teenager, was later girlhood, girlhood [heart]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

延参法师：
南无观世音菩萨。
[South avalokitesvara. ]

作家

豆瓣说：
就现在，你心里面想的一句话是什么？评论下来[哆啦A梦微笑] （要诚实哦）
[Now, do you think of a word in my heart is what? Comment down [doraemon smile] (be honest)]

嘻嘻

江宁婆婆：
某些明星的粉丝真的不要戏太多，还什么我捧战狼踩s，“为什么不多截一行”，你们这真是活生生给自己偶像添堵。战狼还用我来捧？s还用我来踩？咱们有事儿说事儿今天战狼的票房是不是吊打s？人家上映天的片子票房超了s这上映第二天的片子一倍，叫不叫吊打？还非要扯上建军，那就多截一行看看，人建
[Some star fans dont play too much, really, what I hold war Wolf on s, why not cut a line, you this is really living added for their idol. The war I also used to hold Wolf? S still with me? We have said something about easing the bit in s war Wolfs box office today? Somebody else release day movie box office than the s the release of the next day the film twice, call not easing the bit in? Also dont want to pull in the army, that cut a line to see more, people built]

婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。也可关注微信号：jnpopo

噗嗤大叔：
就想问下，这样的男朋友你们都是在哪儿找的[微笑]
[Just want to ask next, where that kind of boyfriend you are looking for [smiles]]

公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

wu2198：
周末点个名，然后各自晚安！[耶][耶][耶]
[Weekend at a name, and then their good night! [the] [the] [and]]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

郑秀文Sammi：
🌷

Woman

段子楼：
别人没有以你想要的方式爱你，并不说明他不爱你。别人没有对你怀有长久的热情，并不代表他对你热情的瞬间都是不真诚的。有些人天生就是这样，你觉得很浅的东西就是他能付出的极限。——Styx.
[Others not to love you the way you want, doesnt mean he dont love you. Others not to have a lasting enthusiasm, you doesnt mean that he warm moments are not sincere to you. Some people are born in this way, you think hes very shallow things can pay limits. -- Styx.]

段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：

林珊珊_Sunny：
对自己的发型永远不满意的请扣
[哼]
[Are not satisfied with his hair forever please clasp [singing]]

工作事宜发邮箱：supermanjbc@

徐娇：
tRKMuBX
[tRKMuBX]

经纪人：@祖尔Joy zuyimu@sina

洪雨雷harry：
今天，我的快男旅途结束了。但是未来，我一定会继续唱歌给大家听的[心][心]刚刚看了今天的节目，还是为自己的情绪化感到抱歉，不论是批评或是支持，我都会好好收下，也感谢在这一段时间里一直照顾，支持我的人儿们，铭记在心，谢谢大家🙏🙏
[Today, I quickly the journey is over. 但是未来，我一定会继续唱歌给大家听的[心][心]刚刚看了今天的节目，还是为自己的情绪化感到抱歉，不论是批评或是支持，我都会好好收下，也感谢在这一段时间里一直照顾，支持我的人儿们，铭记在心，谢谢大家🙏🙏 ]

一颗爱唱歌的笨鱼雷

爆笑微博视频：
大哥你真是减肥界的一股清流！
你这么努力你媳妇知道吗？！[哈哈]
tRKMtf
[Eldest brother, youre bound a desire to lose weight! you daughter-in-law know you so hard? ! [ha ha] tRKMtf]

每天最搞笑的微博视频

张雪峰老师：
#张老师课堂# 生命在于折腾，我昨天早上刚从上海回北京，现在又从北京来到上海！后天早上再飞回北京……
[# # teacher zhang classroom life is, I just arrived from Shanghai back to Beijing yesterday morning, and now from Beijing to Shanghai! The day after tomorrow morning to fly back to Beijing again... ]

米兰的球迷，北京志翔教育科技有限公司首席人生规划师。and,所谓的网红！

北美吐槽君：
“很爱哭根本控制不住眼泪，生气还会发抖该怎么办”
[Very fundamental control crying tears, angry will do]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

韩国me2day：
#郑秀妍出道十周年快乐# 百变卡皇出道十周年快乐,GoldenStars会一直陪着你[心]
[# # Jessica out ten happy anniversary changed the emperor card out ten happy anniversary, GoldenStars will always accompany you [heart]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

正常人办不出这种事儿：
红遍ins的“抹脸妹”小豆子超萌视频集锦来了！简直可爱到爆炸，试问谁不想要这样一个女儿啊！ tRKXJCD
[Both ins face sister small beans super of video highlights! Absolutely lovely to explode, who dont want such a daughter! tRKXJCD]

本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』

一支上上签：
在此许下心愿就好
[It is good to make a wish]

是你的一支上上签

Eleven11dream：
人间的事往往如此，当时提起痛不欲生，几年之后，也不过是一场回忆而已

——勒·克莱齐奥《燃烧的心》
[So that human thing, when mention is not here right now, a few years later, also is only a memory - le kleins burning heart]

艺术+

Houson猴姆：
帅翻！“小贝”贝克汉姆最新写真美图曝光！！[色][亲亲][爱你]
[Handsome turn! David Beckham most latest photo exposure!!!!! Love you [color] [kiss] []]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

我是马男波杰克：
你以为最糟糕的事情是失去最爱的人
其实人生中最糟糕的事情是
你因为太爱一个人而失去了自己
[Do you think is the worst thing is that those who have lost their love in fact, the worst thing in life is you too love a person lost themselves]

不是很想做人了。公眾號IDdingjiangc 推广请私信

人民网：
今天没有对象！[失望]
[Today there is no object! [disappointed]]

报道全球传播中国

搭配女郎：
点赞这条微博，会有意想不到的财运哦~
[Thumb up the weibo, can have unexpected fortune oh ~]

潮流搭配、时尚街拍。

王尼玛：
睡觉前千万不要看这种类型的问题，算了好久没算出答案，感觉今晚要睡不着了
[Dont see this type of problem before you go to sleep, forget it didnt work out the answer for a long time, feeling to sleep tonight]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

思想聚焦：
你和你父母有过哪些有趣的聊天记录？
[You and your parents had what interesting chat record? ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

全球热门搜罗：
【深夜话题】评论里留下你手机号后三位，相同的可以互撩 ____________________。
[Topic in the middle of the night leave your mobile phone number after three reviews, the same can mutual liao ____________________. ]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

YouTube上的搬运工：
ins上一位小哥和他朋友不一样的健身日常，看完已沉醉[doge]（INS theharperwatters） tRSDSuX
[Ins a little elder brother and his friends on different exercise daily, read has drunk doge (ins theharperwatters) tRSDSuX]

有事请联系qq

屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長：
“上天让你放弃和等待，是为了给你最好的。”
[God let you give up and wait, is to give you the best. ]

不酷

读书：
你的手机打出来是什么_______[嘻嘻]测试下你此刻的心情？
[What is your cell phone out... [xi xi] you under test at the moment of mood? ]

传媒帝国时代，用读书摆脱媒体意见控制，深入思考，通达真相、真理、真谛。

公安部打四黑除四害：
一个励志演说家回母校演讲，但台下的学生一直嬉戏打闹，忍无可忍的他终于在台上爆发。而他接下来的一段话，让台下的同学们鸦雀无声[哆啦A梦吃惊] tRXXhoV
[A speech on the motivational speaker back to his Alma mater, but the audience of students always play combat, unbearable, he finally broke out on the stage. And he the next paragraph, let the audience of students be utter silence tRXXhoV [doraemon surprised]]

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

Dipsy迪西：
一日游～[挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻]（被坐索道的人流以及票价吓到～直接变成人山人海旅游景点了可还行[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[A day ~ [dig nose] [nose] [dig nose] (sit cableway and the ticket prices scare ~ directly into a crowded tourist attractions can be ok [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]