【浙江金华现“史诗级碰瓷” 大妈演技惊人[doge]】据@金华身边事 ，月日，在金华寺前皇小区附近发生一起碰瓷事件，行车记录仪显示，大妈老远就躺下了，司机后退，大妈还不依不挠追着碰瓷。曾经在网上流行的夸张演技，现在真的出现了。戳视频↓ tRajOAWN
[The zhejiang Jin Huaxian epic racketeer Boyle acting amazing [doge]] according to @ around the jinhua, June , in jinhua temple before the emperor neighborhood racketeer, vehicle traveling data recorder, according to aunt so I lie down, the driver back, aunt also chasing the racketeer unquenchable. Once popular exaggerated acting on Internet, now really appeared. Poke video left tRajOAWN down]
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微博搞笑排行榜：终于看到这个广告的完整版了，妈个鸡，笑死，原来表情包出自这里！[笑cry][笑cry]tRaTVwJQ
[Finally see the advertisement of the full version, mama chicken, laugh to death, the original expression package from here! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRaTVwJQ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
美媛馆：收集几套了？
[Collect a few sets?]
精美原创女神写真周刊《MYGIRL》、微博最高效女神挖掘打造机构MYG 订阅： myg.hk
一块去旅行：【上海迪斯尼攻略】带你一天玩转迪斯尼。[哈哈]宋闹闹-
[Shanghai Disney strategy 】 【 take you one day play with Disney. Ha ha the surface - the song dynasty]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪News：【世界上最好的运动是什么？走路！[挤眼]】 世卫组织认定，走路是世界上最好的运动。每走一步，可推动人体%的血流动起来，活血化瘀；可挤压人体%的血管，是简单的“血管体操”。什么样的人怎么走最健康？看了这些你可能会发现自己连走路都不会↓↓[来]走两步儿看看？tRaTcCUk
[What is the worlds best sport? Walk! [eye]] who decided that walking is the best in the world sports. Every step, can promote human body % of blood flowing, invigorate the circulation of blood; Can squeeze the % of the human body blood vessels, is a simple gymnastics. What kind of people how to get the most healthy? Look at these you may find yourself cant even walk left left two BuEr [to] go down? tRaTcCUk]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
汽车之家：开过车的朋友应该都明白这种难处。所以，我们只能小心小心再小心！
[Driven a car before friends should understand the difficulties. So, we can only be careful again carefully!]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：你觉得________的内饰最有眼缘？[笑而不语]#车圈话题#@大史先生 说实话啊，我还是喜欢标致的。不知道各位有没有看过《超级飞侠》，里面的主人公金宝老师拨动一排开关时候的样子实在太酷了！
[What do you think of the interior _____ the most eye catching? [smiling without a word] # circle topic # @ mahavamsa Sir, to be honest, I prefer the Peugeot. Dont know if you have seen the super flash, the hero inside jinbao teacher when a row of switches looks really cool!]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：【太任性！河南一情侣吵架站马路中央等车撞[汗]】月日下午，在河南郑州东明路上有一对情侣在吵架，女孩直接站在马路中车前等车撞，后来还站在公交车前面，造成了一会儿的拥堵，视频为行车记录仪所拍。情侣吵架还是不要影响到其他人吧[允悲]tRaTyyuN
[【 too headstrong! A couple quarrel, henan station such as the centre of the road car [Mr Khan]], in the afternoon, the henan zhengzhou east road has a pair of lovers quarrelling, girls standing in the road directly in front of cars, such as later still standing in front of the bus, causing congestion, video taken by vehicle traveling data recorder. Couples quarrel or dont affect others allow sad tRaTyyuN]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：发表了博文《被肢解的宝洁和平台化的今日头条，商业世界的解构与重构--文曲凯》被肢解的宝洁和平台化的今日头条，商业世界的解构与重构年月日创事记文曲凯来源：章经（ID：myforttRaTtZQ
[Published a blog post the mutilated procter & gamble and platforms of todays headlines, deconstruction and reconstruction of the commercial world - wen QuKai dismembered procter & gamble and platforms of todays headlines, deconstruction and reconstruction of the commercial world (date) (month) (year) and the catalogue article QuKai source chapter by (ID myforttRaTtZQ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：熊孩子：刺不刺激？惊不惊喜？[doge]tRaTtAgk
[The bear children dont stimulus? Isnt surprise? [doge] tRaTtAgk]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#家家新闻# 【有望年亮相 MINI将推全新纯电动车】近日，有海外媒体报道，MINI计划推出一款全新的纯电动车型，并且这款新车也将符合中国的相关法规。据悉，该车将定位紧凑型车，并有望于年亮相。tRajJza
[# # every news 【 is expected to be appeared in the MINI will push new pure electric vehicles 】 recently, with overseas media reports, the MINI plans to launch a new pure electric vehicles, and the new car will also be in accordance with relevant laws and regulations of China. It is reported that the car will locate the compact car, and are expected to debut in years. tRajJza]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：发表了博文《你！或许就是巴菲特口中将被AI替代的那批人--文田野麦穗》你！或许就是巴菲特口中将被AI替代的那批人年月日创事记文田野麦穗每年的巴菲特股东大会都是一场投资界的朝圣，在这tRaTtax
[Published a blog post you! Maybe is buffetts mouth that group of people will be replaced by AI - text field grain you! Maybe will be replaced by the AI is buffetts mouth of the group of people (date) (month) (year) and the catalogue, the field of grain annual general meeting of shareholders is a buffett investment community pilgrimage, tRaTtax here]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：“赫敏”艾玛•沃森 联手大表哥丹•史蒂文斯《美女与野兽》优酷会员上线[心] 这是年迪士尼动画的真人版电影，全球票房狂收亿，并进入北美影史票房TOP，可以说很巨制了[爱你] 各种少女心爆棚外，这还是迪士尼第一次涉足LGBT，相比以往的暗示，这次迪士尼公然出柜，你看懂了吗 tRaYuwX
[Hermione Emma Watson teamed up with big cousin Dan Stevens beauty and the beast youku members launched a live-action version of [heart] this is the Disney animation film, the global box office closed million, and into the history of north American movie box office TOP, can say very extravaganza [love] you all kinds of girl off the roof, the first time a Disney in LGBT, compared with the previous suggested that Disney coming out publicly this time, can you understand it tRaYuwX]
MIUI：#MIUI天天拍#第 期活动开始了！在评论中晒出你的摄影作品，就有机会参与票选。第一名将获得 台小米路由器 [太开心]
（ps：不能在评论中添加图片的朋友，可以在转发中添加图片）
[# # beautiful MIUI shoot every day the first phase of the activity has begun! Sun out of your photographic works in the comments, will have the opportunity to participate in the vote. The winner will receive a millet router [quite happy] < br > < br > (ps not add images in the comments of a friend, you can add images in forwarding)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
新浪新闻客户端：【[话筒]扩散周知：食盐包装袋侧面有折痕？很有可能是假盐！】安徽宣判一起制贩假盐案，犯罪分子竟用工业盐冒充食用盐！执法记录拍下惊人制假窝点内景↓↓假盐最明显的地方就是其包装袋通常有折痕，这是手工包装的痕迹！快来学一招快速鉴定假盐↓↓不小心吃进肚子麻烦可就大了[吃惊]
[[[microphone] known to spread salt packaging side have crease? Is likely to be false salt!] Anhui sentencing case involving fake salt together, the criminals posing as edible salt with industrial salt! Law enforcement records taken astonishing counterfeiting dens interior left left the most obvious place is its fake salt packaging usually have crease, this is the trace of manual packing! Come and learn a recruit quickly identify fake salt left left accidentally eat into the stomach trouble is big [surprised]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪News：【[话筒]扩散周知：食盐包装袋侧面有折痕？很有可能是假盐！】安徽宣判一起制贩假盐案，犯罪分子竟用工业盐冒充食用盐！执法记录拍下惊人制假窝点内景↓↓假盐最明显的地方就是其包装袋通常有折痕，这是手工包装的痕迹！快来学一招快速鉴定假盐↓↓不小心吃进肚子麻烦可就大了[吃惊]
[[[microphone] known to spread salt packaging side have crease? Is likely to be false salt!] Anhui sentencing case involving fake salt together, the criminals posing as edible salt with industrial salt! Law enforcement records taken astonishing counterfeiting dens interior left left the most obvious place is its fake salt packaging usually have crease, this is the trace of manual packing! Come and learn a recruit quickly identify fake salt left left accidentally eat into the stomach trouble is big [surprised]]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
南方都市报：【广东省食安办食药监局牵头部门联合查“坑老”营销】日前，南都持续报道道山食品坑老”营销。该公司行为因涉嫌诈骗犯罪，被广州警方一举端掉，名嫌疑人被刑事拘留。昨日，记者从广东省食药监局了解到，省食安办、食药监局、公安厅、工商局、卫计委部门联合印发《方案》，将首次联合，针对保健食品
[Led by the guangdong food, do the food and drug administration departments jointly check pit marketing 】, hill road food pit SMW covering old marketing. The company ACTS on suspicion of fraud crime, every side by guangzhou police, criminal suspects were detained. Yesterday, the reporter understands from food drug administration of guangdong province, provincial food Ann office, the food and drug administration, public security, industrial and commercial bureau, who jointly issued by the planning commission plan , will for the first time, according to health food]
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但斌：敌军还有秒到达战场！腾讯的一季报会打爆空头吗？ tRaTRLd
[The enemy and seconds to reach the battlefield! Tencents quarterly results will hit short? tRaTRLd]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《Facebook研发语音识别：让电脑像人类一样说话》Facebook研发语音识别：让电脑像人类一样说话年月日新浪科技新浪科技讯北京时间月日午间消息，为了让电脑更好地理tRaTqPEQ
[Published a blog post Facebook r&d speech recognition let the computer speak like human Facebook r&d speech recognition let the computer speak like human date date of dispatch of sina science and technology of sina science and technology Beijing time at noon news, in order to make the computer geographic tRaTqPEQ better]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：老外惊讶：中国百万富翁太多，中国人是怎样暴富的？@财经头条 tRaTGlYf
[Foreigners surprise China too many millionaires, Chinese is how to get rich? @ tRaTGlYf financial headlines]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【环球网军事月日报道】美国《防务新闻》网站日称，五角大楼正致力于研究非常规战争，准备以“混合战争”反击俄罗斯在克里米亚投入的“小绿人”战略。如果此举得以顺利实行，未来还将用于克制中国在南...@辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪军事） tRaTGNSm
[& have spent & have spent The web military reported February nd 】 【 the United States defence news website, said the pentagon is dedicated to the study irregular warfare, prepare for war hybrid against Russia in the Crimean into the strategy of little green men . If the move smoothly, the future will also be used to control in the south China... @ spicy headlines tRaTGNSm (share since @ sina military)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：川煤集团再现亿债券违约 地方政府或成唯一救命稻草 tRaTvrA
[Sichuan coal group representation hundred million bond default local governments or into the only lifeline tRaTvrA]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：老赖宝马车被查封 雇多人去法院强行抢车 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRaTLT
[LaoLai BMW seizure forcibly rob car hire people to court @ spicy headlines tRaTLT (share since @ sina news)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：策略荀玉根【A股估值安全边际在哪？】①年来数据显示主板、中小创PE中位数、、倍以下是高安全边际，目前估值对应上证未来一年正收益概率超六成，中小创两成上下。②估值结构性分化明显，上证综指、上证处于历史分位%、%，中小创板块%、%，中小创中位数为%、%，创业板为年来数
[Strategy XunYuGen a-share valuation is the margin of safety? () years according to the mainboard, medium and small and median, PE, the following is a high margin of safety, the current value corresponding to the Shanghai future benefits probability by more than sixty percent a year, twenty percent of small and medium-sized and up and down. () the valuation of structural differentiation, the Shanghai composite index, the Shanghai historically points %, %, small and medium-sized plate %, %, medium and small and median %, %, the gem number for years]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：新浪军事编者：为了更好的为读者呈现多样军事内容，满足读者不同阅读需求，共同探讨国内国际战略动态，新浪军事独家推出《深度军情》版块，深度解读军事新闻背后的隐藏态势，立体呈现中国面临的复杂军事战略环境，欢迎关注。乌兹别克斯坦...@辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪军事） tRaTwopA
[Sina military editor in order to better present the readers various military content, meet the demand of readers of different reading, discuss dynamic domestic and international strategy, sina exclusive military launched the depth of its section, depth interpretation hidden behind the military news, d rendering complex military strategy facing Chinas environment, welcome the attention. Uzbekistan... @ spicy headlines tRaTwopA (share since @ sina military)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：绿媒妄称大陆想统一是图台湾钱 遭批认知荒谬 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRaYsedq
[Green mainland media vain to unity is Taiwans money By a group of cognitive absurd @ spicy headlines tRaYsedq (share since @ sina news)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：#猫扑早安# 捏！tRalVdeQ（via我是小糗君）
[Good morning # mop # pinch! TRalVdeQ (via) I am a little embarrassing king]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪汽车：#特效炫技#【换我早死了系列[允悲]】我以为第三个就很厉害了，直到当我看到第五个...致敬那些开了挂的大神们！
[# # special technique [in I would die series [allow sad]] I think the third is very much, only when I see the fifth... Pay tribute to those who hang opened the great god! ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
青年时报：#西湖早茶#If you care about what others think of you, then you will always be their slave. 总在乎其他人怎么看你，那你会一直是他人的奴隶。
[# # the west lake tea If you care about what others think of you, then you will always be their slave. Always care about how others see you, that you will always is the slave of others. ]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
新浪News：【这样拍婚纱照 就是在拿生命开玩笑！[衰]】年轻人为了追求摄影效果也是拼了！火烧成这样了女孩还能淡定摆出美美的pose↓↓这心理素质真是没谁了[允悲]看看最后效果图↓↓你能get到这酷点在哪吗？@中国消防 提醒，婚纱材质易燃且燃烧速度快，别拿生命安全开玩笑！tRaTsl
[【 this picture taken Is in make fun of life! [failure]] young people in pursuit of photographic effect is also spell! Burn this girl can calm put a beautiful pose left who left the psychological quality is not [allow sad] look at the final rendering left left where you can get to the point of this cool down? @ China fire warning, wedding dress material flammable and fast burning speed, dont make fun of life! tRaTsl]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
冷笑话精选：铲屎官：算了……这狗我不要了[二哈]
[Shovel excrement officer come on... The dog I dont [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
Autobeta汽车杂志：自动挡上的字母，都是啥意思？你懂吗？
[The letters on automatic, is what mean? Do you understand? ]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
一块去旅行：据说在孟买出租车都长这样？[思考]
[It is said that in Bombay taxi long like this? [thinking]]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪News：【上海一高校被指让中国学生给外国留学生腾宿舍】某论坛网友发帖称上海政法学院要求中国学生为外国留学生腾出宿舍。有学生贴出学校要求学生搬迁的公告↓↓小道消息透露的搬迁理由确实令人气愤↓↓该校学生称其实中外学生积怨已深↓↓而校方回应也引网友纷纷站队↓↓你怎么看[思考]tRaTUUp
[【 a Shanghai university is refers to let the Chinese students to foreign students dormitory room 】 a BBS users post said at the Shanghai university requirements for foreign students, Chinese students make the dormitory. Have students posted on the school students are required to move the announcement left left the grapevine revealed relocation reason is really an irritating left a grudge left the school students say the Chinese and foreign students actually left left and university officials have responded very netizens have little left left [thinking] tRaTUUp how do you see]
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