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微博搞笑排行榜：
评论里留下你的〖生日和所在地〗。看到有缘的就找ta聊聊呗！遇到同一天生日的，互粉一个，以后过生日就不孤单啦！[心][蛋糕][坏笑]
[Leave your comments [birthday and home]. See decree by destiny to seek ta chat bai! Encounter the same birthday, when fans a, after the birthday is not lonely! [heart] [cake] [laugh]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

邓超：
惊不惊喜意不意外[doge]@蔡卓妍
[Isnt surprise Meaning not surprised [doge] @ charlene choi]

佟丽娅：
[挤眼]
[[eye]]

我就是我，丫丫。我只是我，丫丫。｜｜工作请至经纪人邮箱tongliyastudio@

锦鲤大王：
#大王睡了#晚安周五(乙巳月壬辰日)。愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。*。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*
[# # king slept goodnight on Friday (b the third month Nonyl Chen). Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *]

【深度合作微信】lin_ojoj 【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen

思想聚焦：
“我是名医生，我已经快要失去干这行的信心了……”泪目！向所有医护人员致敬！ [悲伤]
[Im a doctor, Ive been this line of business is going to lose confidence... Tears eye! Salute to all the staff! [sad]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

日本零君：
【日常迷信】转走这条你会遇到久违的惊喜[二哈]
[Transferred to the daily superstition 】【 you can meet a stranger surprise ,]

日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。

唐艺昕：
今晚你们看见的其实是个假的唐艺昕，赶紧忘掉忘掉忘掉！@郑恺 [顶][顶][顶][顶][顶]#奔跑吧#
[Tonight you see is actually a false Tang Yixin, quickly forget forget forget! @ Ryan [cap] [cap] [cap] [cap] [cap] run # #]

工作联系贾先生jiach@

全球健身中心：
【快速燃脂计划天减到斤[酷]】本套动作特别适合想要快速甩脂肪的朋友，第一次练习就能燃烧大卡，而且燃脂过程持续-小时[酷]每个动作建议秒，动作间休息S！循环次！不用多练，隔天一次就行！坚持练习，天减到斤[来]（黑男本人）#我要腰#tRaLWaVj
[【 rapid burning fat plan day to catty [cool]] this set of movements is especially suitable for want to jilt fat fast friends, first practice will be able to burn calories, and fat burn process - hour duration [cool] suggest seconds, every action action between S rest! Cycle time! Just dont have to practice more, the next day at a time! Keep practicing, day to catty [to] (black male himself) # # I want to waist tRaLWaVj]

最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

回忆专用小马甲：
我刚洗完脚，正在晾，端午突然有个大胆的想法。。。
[I had just finished washing feet, was hanging, dragon boat suddenly had a bold idea... ]

《愿无岁月可回头》

王尼玛：
问一个问题，
如果你的初恋跟你分手了，
你所学的专业能做什么？
[Ask a question, if you first love broke up with you, your major can be done? ]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

冷笑话精选：
一人推荐一首你百听不厌的粤语歌吧[doge]
[One person recommended a song you can listen to cantonese song [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

头条新闻：
##视野【撕毁父母离婚协议书，女童被父亲殴打吊起[怒]】月日，四川广元市剑阁县一岁女童因撕毁了父母的离婚协议书，还破坏了家里的物品，被生父打了一顿。随后父亲将其吊起，拍下视频发给前妻。当地官方通报，已经带女童检查了身体，对其父亲的行为立案调查。tRaSGso @梨视频
[# # view 【 tear up the parents divorce, girls beaten by his father lift [anger]] month day, jiange county in guangyuan city in sichuan province one year old girls due to tear up the divorce of the parents, also destroyed the home goods, was beaten by the father. Then father to lift, filmed video to his ex-wife. A local official, has examined the body with girls, investigation on his fathers behaviour. TRaSGso @ pear video]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

思想聚焦：
《公务员在工作中碰到过哪些有意思的事情？》恳请各位一定看到最后，不止扎眼，而且扎心！
[The civil servants met what interesting things at work? Please you must see in the end, not only out there, and the heart!!!! ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

人民网：
也许，这就是嫁给爱情的日常[心]
[Perhaps, this is marry love daily [heart]]

报道全球传播中国

豆瓣说：
就在昨晚被同事的女朋友劈头盖脸的说了一顿
[Last night by a colleagues girlfriends said]

嘻嘻

草图君：
我的妈呀……陈伟霆这几张照片也太帅了吧……🙈
[My mama ah... William this photo is too handsome... 🙈 ]

一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年

人民日报：
【夜读：你就毁在“等有时间再做”】“等有时间再做”的含义是，闲得无聊再去做。只有不重要的事，才被摆在这样的位置。那些你喜欢的、对你重要的事，无论多忙都可以抽时间做。时间最无情，人生几十年，有的人，永远在没时间、没机会、没心情中任时光流逝。 tRaLbPX
[【 night you destroyed in etc have time to do it again 】 etc have time to do it again means, carefree get boring to do again. Not important, only be placed in this position. Who you like, the important thing for you, no matter how busy can take time to do. Time is the most ruthless, decades of life, some people, always in no time, no chance, not in the mood as time goes by. tRaLbPX]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
今天风很大，但又很美。[心]🙏
[Its windy today, but it is very beautiful. [心]🙏 ]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

江小爬LOVE：
朋友说，这个姑娘很像我。于是，我将她放在了花丛中。🌻
[Friends say, this girl is very like me. So, I put her on the flowers. 🌻 ]

工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan 工作联络公益负责人齐女士邮箱：@

噗嗤大叔：
她二婚娶了靳东，却被这个宠妻狂魔暖成最幸福的女人
[Her second marriage married JinDong, was the pet wife slasher warm into the happiest woman]

公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

马薇薇：
#奇葩人物记# 之艾力

有一种人，是：是你一接触他，就觉得他是个好人，于是心里的阴暗面表示不服，偷偷观察了他很久，居然还真是个好人！（摔！）

奇葩说每次录制，艾力会雷打不动的干两件事：一是在录制开始前给所有人买酸奶，二是在录制结束后组织大家去吃宵夜。其实并不是人人都爱喝酸奶，组织宵
[# exotic character # remember Eric there is a person, is are you a contact with him, I feel he is a good man, so with the dark side of the in the mind, and secretly looked at him for a long time, actually also is really a good man! (fall! said every time recording and Eric of a firm to do two things one is to all the people buy yogurt before the start of the recording, the second is at the end of the recording organization everybody to eat snack. Actually not everyone love to drink yogurt, organization]

工作邮箱：maweiwei@mewemedia

拜托啦学妹：
这些道理懂了以后，你的人生会更舒坦：

、不要跟眼界不一样的人争辩。

、能用钱解决的事情，千万不要用人情

、脱贫比脱单重要。

、“你在意什么，什么就会折磨你。”

、如果你丢了一部iPhones你妈妈知道了又给你买了一部iPhone，你还是会很高兴；如果你的对象跟你分手，但是你爱慕已久的男
[These lessons learned later, your life will be more comfortable , dont argue with sight is not the same person. and the things money can solve, dont use human , poverty is more important than to take off the list. , what do you care about, what will torment you. , if you lose a iPhones you mother know again to buy you an iPhone, youll still be happy; The object if you break up with you, but you love for a long time]

一个只属于大学生的街访

新京报：
【%的后已经有宝宝了...[二哈]】很多人到中年的后还自称本宝宝，但其实%的后已经有宝宝啦！当越来越多的后出没，花钱寻早教也是个体力活，下了班还要上网搜孩子教育信息，真是忙到熄灯。你关心的是品牌还是品质?更多戳↓↓那么问题来了，你有对象了吗?[笑cry]
[[% after it has been a baby... ha] [two] many middle-aged called after the baby, but actually % after have baby! As more and more, after spending for early education is also a physical strength live, work and the Internet children education information, is really too busy to put out the lamp. You are concerned about the brand or the quality? More stamp left left so the question is coming, do you have the object? [laughing cry]]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

这里是美国：
小主人带着一群小八哥，画面太萌了。。。[太开心]tRqdOBg
[The master with a group of starlings, the picture is too ... TRqdOBg [quite happy]]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

波杰克马男：
你现在要做的就是：
“多读书、按时睡；
然后变得温柔、大度，
继续善良，保持爱。 ”
[You have to do now is read more books and sleep on time, then gentle, generous, keep good, keep love.]

我不想做人了

追风少年刘全有：
我站在你左侧，却像隔着银河
[Im on your left, but like across the Milky Way]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

日本流行每日速报：
第一次觉得河马可以萌成这个样子[太开心]
[For the first time feel the hippopotamus can sprout into this appearance [quite happy]]

用传统媒体以外的视角，分享日本的那些事...

王火锅是火锅王：
zhuan或,zan,选个宝宝song起来
[Baby zhuan or, zan, choose a song]

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正常人办不出这种事儿：
窝草哈哈哈哈哈主人你蛇精病啊！
[Nest grass ha ha ha ha ha master your mental derangement! ]

本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』

天天美食推荐：
无烟电烧烤盘两台，不用碳火，满足一家人对美食的幻想，吃货们抱走！ [舔屏]
[Smokeless electric grill two without carbon fire, satisfy the illusion of a family of food, foodies hug! [lick screen]]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

央视新闻：
#国产大飞机首飞# 【代航空人的艰辛努力，才有了C破茧化蝶】今天，C大型喷气式客机成功首飞。代航空人的艰辛努力、逐梦半世纪……秒集锦，看懂国产大飞机C的前世今生↓tRaAcz 为祖国点赞！(央视新闻移动网矩阵号：四川观察)
[# domestic large aircraft first flight # 【 generation of aviation of hard efforts, has broken cocoon butterfly lovers C 】 today, C jumbo jet successful first flight. The hard efforts, the dream of those airlines half a century... Second collection, understand the incarnations of the domestic large aircraft C left tRaAcz thumb up for China! (CCTV news mobile number matrix sichuan)]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

琦殿：
人啊，要帅能有多帅呢！我还是觉得，大脑袋搁在你肩膀上的，知冷知热知道你爱吃啥的，勤洗澡爱刷牙的，能一起聊聊天也能牵手遛遛弯儿的，长得最好看！
[Handsome man, being able to have more handsome! I still think, big head on your shoulders, to be very considerate know you love eat what, bathe love to brush your teeth, can together chat can also hold hands LiuLiuWanEr, grow the most good-looking! ]

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