评论扎心了…
[Comment on the heart...]
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冷笑话精选：不能甩锅怪水逆了[二哈]
[Cant jilt pan strange water regurgitation ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：任何人的话都不应该信，投资还是要相信自己的判断，但分析师推理的逻辑、过程和数据非常重要，值得关注与借鉴。@易致eZing：虽然看好茅台，但分析师的话真的不敢相信
[If anyone should not be believed, investment or to trust their own judgment, but analysts reasoning process of logic, and data is very important, is worth attention and reference. @ send eZing easily although like maotai, but analysts if really cant believe it]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：哪句话你第一眼看到，就感觉太扎心 _____________________________
[Which sentence you first sight, you feel too heart _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：屈红燕：网宿科技和乐视网等成长股的股价不如人意，而贵州茅台市值近期却突破亿元人民币，A股对传统大蓝筹是否过于偏爱？我们先来看看美股对消费股的估值。截至美国东部时间月日：，可口可乐的市值为亿美金，该股票的市盈率为倍；卡夫亨氏的市盈率为倍，市值为亿美金；巧克力巨...全文： m.weibo
[QuGongYan web host technology and networks, such as growth stock shares A dismal, and guizhou moutai market breaks through one hundred million yuan, the recent a-share market too fond of traditional large blue-chip? Now lets look at stock valuations of consumer stocks. By February nd edt, cokes market value of hundred million dollars, the stock trades at times; Kraft heinz trades at times, a market value of $; Giant chocolate... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：“天风食品刘鹏团队 核心观点 基于一季报超预期及背后经销商打款还有很大未确认的判断，上调年EPS为...元（年有提价因素），给予年X估值，上调个月目标价元（原元），%空间，维持“买入”评级。”比我的，还高了元[笑cry][哈哈][威武]
[Days of wind food liu peng team core idea Based on a quarterly results than expected and behind dealers and large unrecognized judgment, raised in EPS is... yuan price factors (years), given in X value, increase months target price yuan (RMB), % space, maintain buy rating. Is higher than me, yuan [laugh cry] [ha ha] [power]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：习近平：无数人生成功的事实表明，青年时代，选择吃苦也就选择了收获，选择奉献也就选择了高尚。青年时期多经历一点摔打、挫折、考验，有利于走好一生的路。晚安～各位[月亮][月亮]
[Xi countless facts show that to success in life, youth, choose bear also chose the harvest, choose dedication will choose the noble. Youth experience more bang, frustration, the test and is beneficial to the way of good life. Goodnight ~ you [moon] [moon]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：恋人有两种：一种是因为互相喜欢才在一起，另一种是不知道怎么分手而在一起。
[Lovers have two kinds one kind is because love each other together, the other is a dont know how to break up together. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：发表了博文《天风食品刘鹏团队持续推荐贵州茅台——再发力，一批价调控再解供需失衡之难》【天风食品刘鹏团队持续推荐贵州茅台——再发力，一批价调控再解供需失衡之难】+--+天风食品刘鹏团队+tRaAtPwh
[Published the post day food liu peng wind team continues to recommend guizhou maotai - again, a PiJia regulation to solve difficult of supply and demand imbalances [day food liu peng wind team continues to recommend guizhou maotai - again, a PiJia regulation again solution imbalance between supply and demand of 】 + - + + tRaAtPwh day food liu peng wind team]
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顶尖设计：汉堡王的这组广告太牛了
[Burger king, this group of advertising too cattle]
职业搬砖，业余设计。公众号：dingjiansheji
但斌：发表了博文《巴菲特年致股东信(万字完整版)（下）》巴菲特年致股东信(万字完整版)（下）+--+FortuneDoor+投资+以下我们列出了截止去年年底市值最大的十五tRaAVTS
[Published a blog post the buffetts annual shareholder letter full version (word) (the) buffett annual shareholder letter full version (word) (the) + - + FortuneDoor + investment + weve listed below by the end of last years biggest tRaAVTS]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《巴菲特年致股东信(万字完整版)（上）》tRaAZ
[Published a blog post the buffetts annual shareholder letter full version (word) (on) tRaAZ]
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但斌：发表了博文《Facebook高管解读财报：让摄像头成为应用的核心》Facebook高管解读财报：让摄像头成为应用的核心+腾讯科技--+腾讯科技讯+据外媒报道，全球最大社交网络FacebtRaAqNoD
[Published a blog post Facebook executives interpretation results make camera application at the core of the Facebook executives interpretation results make camera application core + tencent technology -- - + + tencent technology, according to foreign media reports, the worlds largest social network FacebtRaAqNoD]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《外媒称Windows++S“赤裸”山寨ChromeOS》tRaAGBs
[Published a blog post the foreign media said Windows++ S naked shanzhai jump tRaAGBs]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#出行生活#流浪汉冒雨摆放共享单车，素质与身份无关，这就是传说中的单车猎人tRXrsnoZ
[Travel life # # hobo put Shared cycling in the rain, the quality has nothing to do with identity, this is the legendary tRXrsnoZ bike hunter]
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李开复：东京美食：茶道和磐石料理。[猪头][猪头][猪头]
[Tokyo the tea ceremony and the rock. Pig head pig head pig head [] [] []]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
小野妹子学吐槽：完蛋了，这下出错只能怪自己了[doge]
[Finished, this error can only themselves to blame the [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：#图看中国#【国产大客机C明天就要首飞了！飞机内舱照片曝光】我国拥有自主知识产权的大型客机C计划将于日在上海浦东机场首飞。飞机的样子大家都见得不少了，飞机内部长啥样？一起来看↓↓↓@新华网
[# # figure to see China [domestic large passenger aircraft will first flight tomorrow! C aircraft cabin photos 】 our country with independent intellectual property rights of large aircraft C program in Shanghai pudong airport on the first flight. Looks like everyone is necessarily many, planes minister what? Left left left together @ xinhua net]
欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）
猫扑：一个妹子在聚会上，向相恋年的男友深情告白，拿出戒指向他求婚。没想到，居然男友也从口袋里掏出了戒指，两人同时都准备要求婚，然后就是超甜的我愿意，亲亲抱抱撒狗粮。tRawVuwA（英国报姐）
[A sister at the party, to her boyfriend fell in love and in love conversation, take out the ring to propose to him. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly boyfriend also the ring from his pocket, two people ready to get married at the same time, and then there is the super sweet I am willing to, xoxo and dog food. TRawVuwA (British newspaper elder sister)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 柴油车和汽油车，你认为哪个更适合中国？
[# good night family # diesel and gasoline vehicles, which do you think is more suitable for China? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
知乎：#知乎小事# 「前阵子在莫斯科的时候，我和朋友误打误撞进入了一个冷战时期的秘密地下设施，直到 年之前还是完全保密的，包括了核弹库、战时地下最高指挥部、紧急避难所等等。值得庆幸的是，现实里没有人真的按下它启动世界末日。」——《小事 · 误入地下核设施》全文阅读：tRaAHKx
[# # zhihu things a while ago in Moscow, a friend and I stumbled upon entering a secret underground facilities during the cold war, until years or complete secrecy, libraries, including a nuclear bomb underground high command in wartime, emergency shelter and so on. Thankfully, there is no one in the reality really press it to start the end of the world. -- -- the little things go underground nuclear facilities, the full text reading tRaAHKx]
发现更大的世界
ZAKER：#深夜ZAKER# 忙起来你觉得什么都不缺，空下来才知道你什么都没有。晚安！
[# ZAKER# busy in the middle of the night you think dont lack anything, just know you dont have any empty down. Good night! ]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪News：【女子不愿买课被健身馆私教辱骂心疼钱 继续胖[摊手]】今年月，王女士花元办了张健身卡，但不包含元每小时的私教课程。近日私教张某找到王女士，称可免费帮她测体脂比例，并以王女士胖为由让其买课。在被拒绝后，张某竟然口出恶语！看这聊天记录↓↓，真是够气人了...tRaAwuLk
[The woman does not wish to buy class gym teaching abuse love money Continue to fat [stand hand]] month this year, wang yuan did a gym membership, but does not include the yuan per hour personal training sessions. Personal training recently found wang zhang, said free help her body fat percentage, and citing wang fat to buy class. After the rejection, zhang mouth out curses! Look at the chat record left left, is really irritating enough... tRaAwuLk]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
新浪News：【iPhone自燃！床毁墙焦 险烧光酒店[衰]】近日，魏先生在广东深圳一酒店休息时，新买的iPhone手机疑似自燃，且引燃了房间。现场浓烟滚滚，房间内的床和墙壁被烧得漆黑↓↓魏先生称当时手机并没有在充电；酒店经理表示若非消防措施得力，酒店都可能被烧毁...tRaAfQE
[【 iPhone combustion! Coke burns risk hotel bed destroyed wall [failure]] recently, Mr. Wei in a hotel, shenzhen city, guangdong province, new iPhone suspected spontaneous combustion, and lit the room. Smoke billowed from the scene, the bed and the wall inside the room were burned black left left Mr. Wei said the mobile phone is not in charge; Hotel manager said U.S. without fire, the hotel may be burned... tRaAfQE]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#河北唐山，辆车在红绿灯前互不礼让，结果刮蹭到一起。然而俩司机没解决事故，而是互相谩骂推搡。一司机甚至在车后备箱内拿出塑料棍，准备大打出手。tRazeXPp
[# # weibo communication radio hebei tangshan, car at the traffic lights are mutually comity, scratches result together. However, both the driver didnt solve the accident, but abuse pushing each other. A driver or even in the back-up box and took out the plastic stick, ready to fisticuffs. tRazeXPp]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
一块去旅行：夜夜除非，好梦留人睡。
[Night after night unless, leave a person good dream sleep. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：”可口可乐的市值为亿美金，该股票的市盈率为倍；卡夫亨氏的市盈率为倍，市值为亿美金；巧克力巨头好时公司的市盈率为倍，市值为亿美金。贵州茅台的静态市盈率为倍，而从预收账款高达亿元、产品供不应求、毛利率高达%等角度上看，贵州茅台静态倍的估值更难谈得上是泡沫了”
[Coke market value of hundred million dollars, the stock trades at times; kraft heinz trades at times, a market value of $; giant Hershey chocolate trades at times, the market value of $. Guizhou maotai static pe ratio for The Times, and from deferred revenue of one hundred million yuan, products in short supply, ros % perspective, guizhou maotai static times the valuation of foam on is more difficult to talk about the]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：日本人不好吃，刺太多 @郭斯特记笔记，整理我的零食清单
[Stab the Japanese is not good, too much @ Guo Si notes, finishing my snacks]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：真希望国家队早日解散！让市场的归于市场
[Wish international disbanded soon! Let the market to market]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
张亚勤：百度的新使命：
用科技让复杂的世界更简单 tRaAvGGn
[Baidus new mission < br > use technology to make the complex world more simple tRaAvGGn]
“夫英雄者，胸怀大志，腹有良谋，有包藏宇宙之机，吞吐天地之志“
但斌：发表了博文《“苹果、茅台之争”可休矣！这些中国公司已进世界前十！----屈红燕》tRaAv
[Published a blog post apple, maotai Hugh! These Chinese companies have been into the worlds top ten! - QuGongYan tRaAv]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：为了能被@蒙牛纯甄 奶一口，靳东一秒变身靳四岁。看穿你们男神的真实面目，惊不惊喜，意不意外[doge]#对靳东纯粹的爱#
[In order to be @ mengniu milk pure zhen an one mouthful, JinDong a second change to jin four years old. See you man, god dont surprise surprise, meaning not surprised [doge] # # to JinDong pure love]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪News：【安徽岁小伙患怪病吃饭成奢望 已禁食多天[吃惊]】安徽岁小伙陶时已有多天没吃“饭”了！去年月份，小伙被确诊患上一种罕见的怪病：克罗恩病。医生建议他禁食治疗，除了营养液和药品，其它所有食物都不能沾。能够吃饭，竟成了陶时最奢侈的愿望。一起看看他的生活↓↓tRawspOp
[【 anhui years old guy with strange disease eat into extravagant hopes Has a fast days [surprised]] in anhui, small tao when several days didnt eat rice! Last month, the young man was diagnosed with a rare strange disease, crohns disease. The doctor advised him to fasting therapy, in addition to the nutrient solution and drug, all other food cant touch. As tao can eat when the desire of luxury. Look at his life left left tRawspOp down together]
新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级，支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布，全面支持iOS，解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址： m.sinamsinanews.html
但斌：【中信前瞻】今日看图：iPhone销量下滑、服务收入稳步上升、现金储备继续扩大：苹果最新季报显示，今年前个月，iPhone全球销量为万台，同比下滑%，低于市场预期。公司在中国市场面临加剧竞争，当季营收同比下滑%。但苹果的服务业务（包括 Apple Music, AppleCare, Apple Pay等）却保持稳步发展...全文： m.weibo
[Today, look at the picture citic preview 】 【 decline in iPhone sales, service revenue has risen steadily, cash reserves continue to expand apples latest quarterly results show that the first months of this year, the global sales of ten thousand units, year-on-year decline in %, below market expectations. Companies face intensified competition in the Chinese market, revenue fell %. But Apples service business (including Apple Music, AppleCare representatives confirmed an, Apple Pay, etc.) remain steady development... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：歪，妖妖灵吗？我爹看了这个视频正在家里练肌肉，场面快控制不住了！
[Slanting, YaoYao spirit? My dad looked at the video is at home to practice muscle, scene control!]
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