今天，给陌生人唱首歌吧
[Today, give a stranger sing a song]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪News：【这块吨巨型玉石曾轰动一时 如今被遗忘山中】辽宁丹东年发现吨“玉石王”，这是迄今为止中国最大的单体玉石↓↓如今，三年过去了，这块玉石仍被深锁山中，几乎被人遗忘。只一块简易的生锈了的铁门锁着，仅有一人一狗在看守↓↓tRaTze
[【 the tons of giant jade a sensational Now forgotten in the mountains 】 in liaoning dandong find tons of jade king, this is by far the largest single jade left left now, three years later, the jade is still locked in the mountains, almost forgotten. Just a simple piece of rusty iron gate locked, only one person and one dog in the guard left left tRaTze]
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冷笑话精选：为了给家里的小金毛断奶……主人竟然想出了这招？！哈哈哈哈简直了[笑cry]tRacrg
[To give the little golden retriever weaned... at home... Master came up with that? ! Ha ha ha ha it [laugh cry] tRacrg]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：[作揖]@竹山屯的男人：记得去年月份在深圳但总问我觉得茅台的合理价格应该是多少，当时的茅台价格左右，我说茅台合理价格～左右，如果年炒到的是茅台而不是中小创的那几个垃圾，或许就不会出现后来那么严重的股灾，当时但总说可以到，茅台是好公司，二级市场上也是好股票。但是我
[[bowing] @ zhushan tuen men remember last month in shenzhen but always ask how much is the reasonable price should I think maotai, moutai price at that time, I said about maotai reasonable price ~, if years to maotai is rather than small and that a few trash, might not be so serious crash later, at that time, but you can always say to, maotai is good company, the secondary market is also a good stock. But I]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
沈博阳：对没有公德心的人，非常的深恶痛绝。这种闲事要多管[good]
[For no morality heart, very deeply. This business more tube [good]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：夜阑卧听风吹雨，哗哗哗哗哗哗哗。字字看来都是血，血血血血血血血。昆山玉碎凤凰叫，嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷。泪眼问花花不语，。。。。。。。@我的朋友是个呆B豆在釜中泣，嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤@M大王叫我来巡山柴门闻犬吠，汪汪汪汪汪
[Lie up to listen to the wind rain, flew off using sound. It seems every word is blood, blood blood blood blood blood blood blood. Kunshan die phoenix, whoa whoa whoa ao. Ask flower remained silent tears,... Stay @ my friend is a B bean cry in the kettle, cbi @ M king breaks down they call me to garrick Chai Men smell dog, wang wang wang wang wang]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：【林志玲喊话谁陪我跳爱情海 网友齐刷言承旭】林志玲在这个示爱的日子晒出美照，长裙撩到膝盖以上，白皙长腿在海面上轻晃玩水，眼神很是撩人↓↓她问：“谁愿意陪我一起跳入爱情海？”评论区刷刷刷全提到了言承旭，场面惊人↓↓tRaUEm
[[Lin propaganda who accompany I love sea Net friend jerry qi brush 】 Lin sun in the day of the love of beauty, dress to scrape the knee above, white long legs flick playing on the sea water, eyes is very provocative left left she asked who is willing to accompany me jump into the sea love? Comments jerry brush to brush the mentioned, left left tRaUEm scene amazing]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：【致低头族】走路切莫玩手机，转发提醒！！[话筒] tRKHWMg
[Walk dont play with mobile phones, bow to family 】 【 forward remind!!!!! [microphone] tRKHWMg]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
汽车之家：#家家车生活# 【月上市 欧蓝德.L荣耀版实车亮相】月日，广汽三菱新增车型欧蓝德.L两驱荣耀版实车正式亮相。新车定位于两驱风尚版与四驱精英版之间，其预售价将会在今天晚些时候公布。预计这款车会在今年月份正式上市销售，配置方面将会比原有的入门车型有不少升级。tRauMoix
[# # every car life 【 shares last month Glory outlander. L version of the real vehicle appearance] month day, gac mitsubishi outlander. New model L version of the real car unveiled two flooding glory. New car positioning between two displacement fashion and all-wheel-drive elite version, the booking will be announced later today. Is expected in the car in this year, configuration will be better than the original entry models have a lot of upgrades. tRauMoix]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
汽车之家：#夜福利# 设计前卫独特 宝马i
[# # night welfare avant-garde design unique BMW I]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#岁大叔路考次不过，要求改判，大闹驾校！何必呢...[允悲][允悲]tRaxArc
[Old driver class # # years old uncle road test times, however, asked for, make driving! Why?... [allow sad] [allow sad] tRaxArc]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：【成都春熙路大熊猫求婚】拿着一生只有一枚的DR钻戒，撒了天的狗粮，它却在当天转身要离去……
[Chengdu spring city road, the giant panda proposal 】 【 Dr. Diamond ring with a lifetime, and the days of dog food, but it turned to leave in the day... ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：年在电视机前给何洁投票，年后如约来听她的演唱会...你有这样一个从出道一直饭到现在的爱豆吗[爱你] tzAEXRw
[After years in front of the television to vote he jie, keep to listen to her concert... You have such a meal from debut until now the love bean tzAEXRw love you []]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪News：【实拍哈尔滨迎亲辆百万豪车直升机压阵 场面突破想象】近日哈尔滨的一场豪华婚礼又一次刷新了民间最牛婚礼记录。月日，哈尔滨街头，一豪华迎亲队伍浩浩荡荡赚足眼球：辆劳斯莱斯、辆法拉利，还有兰博基尼等跑车↓↓此外，车队上空还盘旋着直升机，现场↓↓tRaAHs
[【 collaosed Harbin yingqin millions of luxury car helicopters swing scene breakthrough imagine 】 recently in Harbin a luxury wedding again refresh the best wedding folk records. Month day, Harbin street, a luxury set mighty earn enough attention rolls Royce, ferrari and lamborghini sports car left left in addition, such as the team is still hovering above the helicopter, left left tRaAHs down at the scene]
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卢健生：唉！@香港的谭叔引用原文：人性是自私的。在市场的制度中，人性会变成善良的力量。在政府的制度中，人性会变成邪恶的力量。
[Alas! @ Hong Kong Tan Shu references the original human nature is selfish. In the system of the market, the human nature will become a kind of power. In the system of the government, will become the power of evil human nature.]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
新浪News：【传说这种“神猴”，能呼风唤雨...悟空？！[震惊]】相传，我国海南一神秘海岛上生存着“神猴”，一旦被人打扰，会摇动怪树，让煞气溢出，降下天雷，引来飓风↓↓经专家考察，这种传说与悟空本领相近的“神猴”并非真的神↓↓它爬上树真能呼风唤雨？围观↓↓tRaZa
[The legend of the monkey god, can often... wukong?! [shocked]], a mysterious island in hainan province in China live monkey god, once was disturbed, will shake the tree, let ShaQi overflow, thunder, rain days from hurricane left left by experts investigation, this kind of legend and the wu is empty monkey god is not really god can do similar left left it can climb up the tree really? Onlookers left left tRaZa]
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猫扑：每当我要吃东西的时候.......我的狗总是会...tRauIPZH
[Whenever I want to eat something... My dog will always be... tRauIPZH]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：支持胖子，有理说理，支持质疑！[微笑]@老曾阿牛作为茅台和腾讯的长期支持者，我支持胖子质疑茅台和腾讯，那些为此而攻击胖子的人太下作。
[Support the fat, rational reasoning, support questions! [smiles] have @ old pig as a longtime backer of maotai and tencent, I support fatty questioning maotai and tencent, those for and against fat people is too low.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
MIUI：#互助刷机站#玩机时间，如果你有遇到手机使用问题或者不会的操作，可以转评提出，小柚会和其他机友来一起帮你解决！更多玩机技巧，可访问MIUI 官方论坛获取。[来]（提问格式：机型 + 开发版、稳定版 + MIUI 版本号 + 问题描述）
[# mutual flash stand # machine time to play, if you have a cell phone use problems or not, can turn evaluation is put forward, small pomelo will together with friends and other machine to help you solve! More play machine skills, can visit the beautiful MIUI official BBS. Question formats [to] (machine + development version, stable version of + beautiful MIUI version number + problem description)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
但斌：[挤眼][酷]@老曾阿牛有才，真有才！
[[eye] [cool] @ old had to pig, really talented!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛长期下去，宁夏公务员将全部是回族，可以独立建国了？@八大山债人 @美洲杯帆船赛[good] 已经下载收藏了
[@ old pig long-term, ningxia civil servants will all hui, can independence? Eight mountains of debt person @ @ Americas cup [good] already download collection]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@老曾阿牛祝贺！[赞]
[[who] @ old had pig congratulations! [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛[衰][闭嘴]
[@ old had pig [failure] [up]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛WHITE LEFT@空耳同传君 【中字短片】福克斯新闻台报道“白左”这个词 @dustette
[@ old had pig WHITE LEFT @ empty ears with jun in short fox news reports the word WHITE LEFT @ dustette]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：这个好像是@梁瑞安 首创[作揖]@杨子转发微博
[This seems to be originated [bowing] @ @ Liang Ruian zi forwarding microblogging]
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新浪News：【气质绝尘！张柏芝片场照片尽显复古优雅】近日，张柏芝曝光了一组片场随手拍照片↓↓只见她身着一袭缎面白裙，黑色长发飘逸动人。在黑白光影下，张柏芝精致的五官展现了令人惊艳的“侧颜杀”↓↓特别是靠在天台矮墙的那张，太有韵味了[心]↓↓tRaiOX
[【 temperament white! Cecilia cheung studio photos all show elegant restoring ancient ways 】 recently, Cecilia cheung exposes a set of set with pictures left left I saw her wearing a white skirt, satin black long hair flowing and moving. In black and white and smooth shadow, Cecilia cheung showed amazing delicate facial feature of the kill side yan left left, especially the one against the tiantai ha-ha, too have lasting appeal left left tRaiOX [heart]]
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李冰冰：好久没回来，哈尔滨太漂亮了～[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]，回到我爱的家乡，收到我爱的礼物，见到我爱的朋友们，简直不能更完美啦！！[耶][耶][心][心][鲜花][鲜花]同学们快乐，爱你们哟～～
[Havent come back, Harbin is so beautiful ~ hee hee (hee hee), back to the hometown, I love you receive my gift of love, meet friends who I love, cant more perfect!! [the] [the] [heart] [heart] [flowers] [flowers] students happy, love you oh ~ ~]
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《转：+《我辈绝不可忘却的过去》》转：《我辈绝不可忘却的过去》+陈树湘当时岁是红师的师长，红师是断后部队。红军长征路上遭遇了一场最惨烈的战役——湘江血战,+那一战红军差一点全军覆tRahQyM
[Published a blog post + we must never forget the past, we must never forget the past + Chen Shuxiang age was red teacher teachers, red is patrol forces. The red army long march on the road encountered a the worst of the battle, the xiangjiang river a bloody battle, plus the first world war the reds almost all tRahQyM]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：【武汉五日攻略】其实大多数都是吃吃吃，整理了一些美食店，还有一些景点的打卡。 作者：Nicole尼克猫
[Strategy 】 【 wuhan most are just eat, compiled some food shop, there are some scenic spots of the clock. Author Nicole Nick cat]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：@纳言[吃惊]@ST浩成流动性突然消失，房产中介行业要跪
[@ ran into liquidity [surprised] @ ST hao suddenly disappeared, real estate intermediary industry to kneel]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@北宇星珩我从年就看他们喷，到现在还在喷。茅台从多喷到现在复权多了。[笑cry]@但斌喷吧，捍卫喷人的权利[笑cry][挤眼]@老曾阿牛：拉黑那些喷子，这世界就清净多了，我的微博我做主。
[@ north star plover my from year they spray, it is in the spray. Maotai from multiple spray to answer right now. [laughing cry] @ but bin spray, spray to defend the rights of man [laugh cry] [eye] @ old once pig shielding the spray, the world is much more clear, my weibo I make decision.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#YOU饭真酷#好罪恶，说好的减肥，坚持了几天没忍住，优酷君又大吃了[允悲]泥萌跟优酷君一样馋嘛？[害羞]
[# # YOU meal cool good evil, say good to lose weight, insist on for a few days didnt endure, youku king big eat [allow sad] mud sprout like youku jun chan? [shy]]
汽车之家：#家家新闻# 【共建加氢站 本田日产丰田等宣布合作】近日，日产、本田、丰田联合多家企业签署备忘录，将合作建设加氢站，按照此前日本政府的“氢燃料电池战略规划”，要在年前共完成个加氢站的建设。tRauvRDo
[# # every news 【 co-construction and filling station Such as Honda, nissan, Toyota announced cooperation 】 recently, nissan, Honda, Toyota, joint companies signed a memorandum, will build filling stations, according to the previous Japanese governments hydrogen fuel-cell strategic planning, has accomplished the construction of a filling station in years ago. tRauvRDo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪News：【南极变绿了 速度惊人！】南极变绿了！在许多人的印象中，南极应该是一片冰雪覆盖的白色世界。但研究人员日前表示，全球暖化造成南极洲冰层融化，过去五十年来植物陆续出现，银白大地也肉眼可见地随之转绿↓↓tRaPJh
[【 turn green at the South Pole at a breathtaking pace! Turn green at the South Pole! In many peoples impression, should be at the South Pole is a world of ice and Snow White. But researchers said that Antarctica ice melt, caused by global warming over the last years plants appear in succession, the silvery white earth also visible to the naked eye to turn green left left tRaPJh accordingly]
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