2017年5月4日星期四

用微笑迎接每一天~😊The officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important to have a car, take yo

安以轩:
    二年前拍的戲,在沒有太多宣傳下居然有這樣的收視,真的是真愛呀[好愛哦] 謝謝所有人的支持 #御姐归来# 艾心檔就剩兩天陪大家了~御姐開心了~冒着危险發私藏照了[污][污][污] @朱一龙 ​
[Two years ago, the shooting, without too much publicity has such ratings, is really true love ahgood love oh thanks for the support of all # # royal elder sister to return the heart file is left to accompany you for two days ~ ~ take a risk sending royal elder sister happy the possession according to the [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] @ Zhu Yilong]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

微博汽车:
    #微博购房节# 摇不上号,买不了车,把钱省下来买房也是极好的 [doge]
[# # # weibo fair shake not on, dont buy the car, put the money to buy a house is also very good [doge]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博搞笑排行榜:
    啊,看完好像觉得自己谈恋爱了。。。[哆啦A梦花心] ​​​​
[Ah, watching seemed to feel in love... [doraemon flower heart]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

MIUI:
    句励志爆棚的文案送给你,欢迎补充_______。#五四青年节# ​
[Other inspirational kokomo copy to you, welcome to supplement.... # # the May th youth day]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

巴曙松:
    备用
[The standby]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新浪News:
    【致富新道路!大妈狂锯棵绿化树想卖钱[摊手]】安徽一大妈看到路旁绿化树,心生锯掉树干卖钱的想法。巡逻民警发现后制止,但她已锯掉棵绿化树的树干,路边只剩光秃秃的树根↓↓看大妈这装备和手法,实在感觉她是专业的啊↓↓[doge]据园艺工人介绍,绿化树买时一棵要元。tRaZaUk ​
[The new way to get rich! Aunt crazy saw green tree wants to sell [stand hand]] a aunt to see the road greening trees in anhui, heart of sawed off the trunk sell ideas. Patrol police found after stop, but she has already cut off greening tree trunk, the side of the road only bare roots left left to see aunt this equipment and technique, really feel she is a professional left left doge gardener said, buy a tree to the afforestation tree yuan. tRaZaUk]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈两个农民直接懵逼了……[笑cry]tRaZXRh ​
[Ha ha ha two farmers directly meng made the... [laughing cry] tRaZXRh]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【男子网上招嫖嫖到妻子 对方开价小时元】阿强( 化名)日晚上闲得无聊便想在网上招嫖。他加了一个名为“梦醒时分”的微信号,对方开价“元一个小时”,阿强同意后,对方便发来“服务员”的照片让阿强挑选,没想到照片中的人竟然是阿强在外地打工的老婆!
tRaZXJG ​

[【 online recruiting piao piao to his wife, you pay the man hours yuan 】 he (a pseudonym), carefree get boring at night and think the tactics on the Internet. He added, when I WeChat ID, you pay the yuan an hour, he agreed, from waiter picture for convenient o make strong selection, have never thought the man in the photo is strong in working wife! < br > tRaZXJG]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#一张图看懂汽车天窗有多危险,注意让孩子远离。[围观] ​​​​
[# # travel life picture read car sunroof how dangerous, pay attention to keep the children away from. [watch]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    #鹿晗小黄车#官宣已到!鹿晗成为ofo小黄车代言人,转发并分享你爱上鹿晗的理由,月日抽出三位幸运的芦苇宝宝每人获得一张鹿哥签名照,评论里公布开奖结果!惊不惊喜!意不意外!快戳最右解锁你的#鹿晗小黄车#吧!tRaZMShR ​
[# # Lu Han yellow car officer xuan has come! Lu Han become ofo yellow car spokesperson, forward and share the reason why you fall in love with Lu Han, date of reeds draw out three lucky baby each get a deer brother glasow, in comments published the lottery results! Isnt surprise! Meaning not surprised! Poke the most fast right unlock your car # # Lu Han yellow!!!! tRaZMShR]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车:
    放下手中的王者农药!速来看直播~~[嘻嘻][污]
[Put down the hands of the king of pesticides. Speed to see live ~ ~ [xi xi] [pollution]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

巴曙松:
    月日晚,开放讲座,扫二维码报名即可
[On Sunday night, open lecture, scan qr code to sign up]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新浪News:
    【盗窃后心痒痒,蒙面贼当街坐地数钱被抓[二哈]】在河南洛阳凌晨的街头,一蒙面男子盗窃洗车行后,心痒难耐急于清点“战利品”,当街坐在地上数钱,被民警抓现行。几个彪形大汉蜀黍围上来的时候,数钱的大哥一下懵圈了↓↓[笑cry]喂,就你这打扮,不抓你抓谁↓↓[摊手]tRaZJ ​
[Middle of the back [theft itch, masked thief street sit counting money caught ha] [two] of luoyang in henan province at the street corner, a masked man theft after the wash, heart tickling eager to count trophies, sitting on the ground for money, this street is police catch the current. Several bruiser sorghum surrounded, counting money eldest brother once the meng circle left left [laugh cry] hello, is this dress, you dont grasp you who left left [stand hand] tRaZJ]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

新浪News:
    【岁大女儿嫉妒二胎弟弟受宠 打骂弟弟还自残】“我恨他们,我长大了都要还给他们…”你能想象这段话出自一个岁小女孩的日记吗?弟弟出生后,姐姐的房间被改成上下铺,最喜欢的玩具也摆在弟弟床头。面对女儿的抵触,父亲的极端反应彻底摧毁了小娜娜对家和父母的信任[伤心]↓↓tRaZxdqr ​
[【 envy two younger brother go year old daughter Beat and scold brother self-harm 】 I hate them, I grew up all want to back to them... Can you imagine this passage from the age of a little girls diary? My brother was born, her sisters room was replaced, upper and lower favourite toy is also facing the brother, the head of a bed. In the face of his daughter, his fathers extreme reaction wiped out the small nana and parents to the family trust [sad] left left tRaZxdqr down]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

猫扑:
    【上海女子装考勤机管理老公 晚归罚款罚做家务】上海一女子在家装了“考勤机”对在老公进行“管理”,因为老公在互联网公司上班且经常加班晚归,她要求老公须晚点前回家,并在考勤机上打卡;若提前回家吃饭则不用洗碗;晚归半小时内罚款元;半小时以上周末须做一天家务。[笑cry]...全文: m.weibo ​
[The Shanghai womens attendance machine management husband Late return fines imposed on housework 】 a Shanghai woman in home outfit attendance machine to management of the husband, because her husband in the Internet company work, often work overtime late, she asked her husband to be back home late, and clock on attendance machine; If go home to have a meal, dont have to wash the dishes in advance; A fine yuan late half an hour; More than half an hour over the weekend to do housework in a day. [laughing cry]... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国福冈的点心店“伊都king”,老板是一位偏执的草莓狂魔,从不卖什么巧克力、香草,店里菜单上只有草莓口味一种,且一律专用当地顶级草莓“甘王”制作。最极致的是招牌草莓沙冰:里面完全没有冰,全是草莓冷冻后刨出来的,一口下去甜到心里,化了也不会变成水...不多说了,本草莓控要去赶飞机了...全文: m.weibo ​
[Island of fukuoka pastry shop the king, the boss is a paranoid strawberry slasher, what never sell chocolate, vanilla, the store only strawberry taste a menu, and are the special local top strawberry gan king. The ultimate is a sign of strawberry smoothie no ice inside, all is frozen strawberries it, bite sweet to the heart, the change will not become water... Not much said, the strawberry accused of going to catch a plane... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人# @夏開心啊:“后,万落地,省油,动力足,安全系数高,三厢最好(空间大),求推荐。” ​
[# @ # family help family summer happy after the landing, fuel, power, high safety coefficient, saloon (space), best recommended. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #快男鲜看团##酷剧场#快男云唱区晋级赛选手叶剑锋以一首敲好听的《let me love you 》点燃了现场,目测挑食团团长@谢彬彬 已听嗨~[哈哈]别忘了今晚:继续锁定优酷,看更多小哥哥实力演唱嗨翻全场~[来] tRahRhc ​
[# quick male fresh see # # # cool theater quickly male clouds ChangQu second player Owen yap knock with a nice let me love you lit the scene, the director of the visual picky @ bin-bin xie already listen to hi ~ dont forget tonight (haha) continue to lock in youku, see more little brother strength sing hi turn full ~ [to] tRahRhc]

新浪汽车:
    #车主有话说#外媒Carfection全面测评迈凯伦新一代“超级系列”开山之作——S!终于看到动态的评测了!tRaPdl ​
[# # the owner say foreign media Carfection comprehensive evaluation McLaren famouse a new generation of super series - S! Finally saw the dynamic evaluation! tRaPdl]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报:
    #午间分享#【印度神剧女主被爆头后疯狂续命不止[二哈]】印度神剧又开挂,全世界脑袋中枪活最久的人出现了!我们的二营长看了会沉默,狙击手看了会流泪……tRalKoA ​
[Share # # noon play after she is head of the Indian crazy life more than ha] [two] Indian god drama and hanging open, the worlds oldest living person shot in the head! Our second battalion commander watched silent, snipers watched tears... tRalKoA]

欢迎同时关注南都微信(搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可)

一块去旅行:
    日本街边小吃集锦,看完肚几又饿了。[喵喵]tRahXXfh ​
[Highlights Japan street food, watching a few hungry belly. [meow] tRahXXfh]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

冷笑话精选:
    马克笔和合适比例的盐水,《千与千寻》里汤婆婆就是这样拿走千寻名字的!tRaZxhc ​
[Markers and appropriate proportion of brine, the mother-in-law spirited away soup is so take qianhe name! tRaZxhc]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    优酷超级网#少年锦衣卫#集。第一季即将撒花完结,女主小亭子却在此时身陷巨大危机。所有人通过不同方式抵达神秘鬼街,故事戛然而止,一切将在第二季揭开谜底!少年锦衣卫,无热血不青春,第二季不见不散![心] #酷剧场# tRazSIh ​
[Youku super net # # young security set. In the first quarter is about to take over, at the same time, the Japanese small pavilion in a huge crisis. All arrived at through different ways mysterious ghost street, story to an abrupt end, everything will be in the second quarter to unravel. Young security, no blood no youth, in the second quarter to be there or be square! Cool [heart] # # tRazSIh theatre]

南方都市报:
    近日,知名演员刘诗诗现身上海港汇恒隆广场的欧米茄旗舰店揭幕仪式,腕间佩戴欧米茄星座系列至臻天文台小秒针腕表,更显柔美灵动。同时,首次登陆上海的“欧米茄星球”展览也在港汇恒隆广场向公众免费开放,呈现了品牌八大主题的丰富故事和创新技术,展览将于月日结束。
[Recently, the famous actress Cecilia liu in Shanghai hui hang lung plaza omega flagship store opening ceremony, wrist wear omega constellation series to reaches the small second hand wrist observatory, more gentle and clever. At the same time, for the first time to Shanghai omega planet exhibition in Hong Kong also remit hang lung plaza is open to the public for free and presents eight themes rich brand story and innovative technology, exhibition will end on the month.]

欢迎同时关注南都微信(搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可)

大S:
    得最佳主持人的是小s😭 @ya小蚊子喂喂喂~你好歹也是得过最佳女主的人哦!干嘛不自信[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]快出来拍戏啦!弟弟妹妹我很愿意帮你照顾!哈哈哈哈 @大S妹妹好會演!你可不準給我得什麼獎哦!不然姊臉往哪兒放!但真的好會演!
[得最佳主持人的是小s😭 @ya小蚊子喂喂喂~你好歹也是得过最佳女主的人哦! Why dont you confidence [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] get out take sport! Brother, sister, I am willing to help you take care! Ha ha ha ha @ big S sister good festival! You can not give what I have to award! Or where do sister face keep! But really good festival!]

眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈

但斌:
    转:共青团说岁以下叫青年, 国家统计局说岁以下叫青年,联合国说岁以下算是青年,世卫组织说岁以下都是青年!青春不是人生的一段时期,而是心灵的一种状态,只要你有诗和远方,就有青春[微笑]青春,意味着充沛的精力和无限可能;青春,代表着不顾忌、不害怕、不妥协;不管你多大年纪,岁月一...全文: m.weibo ​
[Said the communist youth league under the age of youth, under the age of the national bureau of statistics said the youth, the UN says is under the age of youth, who are under the age of youth! Youth is not a period of life, it is a state of mind, as long as you have poetry and the distance, there is [smiles] youth, youth means energy and infinite possibility; Youth, representing no scruples, no fear, no compromise. No matter how old are you, years a... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #家家车生活# 【沙尘天气用车注意的细节】今日,北京正经历近年最严重沙尘污染,预计将持续一天。有车的朋友可能在沙尘污染结束之后必做的事情就是洗车了,不能让车灰头土脸地跑出去。不过爱车在经历了沙尘天气后,怎样清理可是有学问的,下面是一些沙尘天气用车的经验与家人们分享。 ​
[# # every car life today, car dust weather pay attention to the details of the 】 【 are experiencing the most serious dust pollution in recent years, Beijing is expected to last for a day. Car friends may after the end of the dust pollution will do is to wash the car, cant let the cars door to go out. But the car after the dust weather, how to clean up the learned, however, here are some dust weather car experience to share with family. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    帕克受伤了,估计马刺的系列赛凶多吉少! ​
[Parker is injured, it is estimated that the spurs series run! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【不愿掏钱买私教课 被教练嘲讽“心疼钱直说!”“继续胖吧!”】长春王女士花元办了张健身卡。但不包含一对一的私教,私教元小时。后来,私教张某找到她,称免费帮她测体脂比例,还说身体脂肪含量超标,让其买课。在被拒绝后,私教就说难听话“心疼钱直说 ”“你继续胖吧”。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 dont want to pay for private teaching Mocked by the coach the love of money to the point! continue to fat! 】 changchun wang yuan did a gym membership. But does not include the one-to-one teaching, teaching hours. Later, personal training zhang find her, says free help her body fat percentage, also said that excess body fat, let them buy class. After the rejection, personal training and said said love money under you continue to fat. ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

大S:
    妹妹好會演!你可不準給我得什麼獎哦!不然姊臉往哪兒放!但真的好會演!
[Good sister festival! You can not give what I have to award! Or where do sister face keep! But really good festival!]

眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 这次改变可谓彻头彻尾,全新凯美瑞,你准备好迎接它了吗?
[Evaluation of selected # # car the change is complete, brand-new camry, are you ready for it?]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

平安北京:
    【超燃MV!致敬警营新生代[威武]】没有人是天生脾气好,在一开始,当初我还是,一个天真而又爱哭的孩子;十年之后,终于才明白,只要全力以赴就无所谓失败……一首《致敬警营新生代》,献给警营中奔跑的少年,骄傲的热血![心] tRaZtHQG . ​
[【 super fuel MV! Salute JingYing Cenozoic [power]] no one is good in nature, in the beginning, at the beginning I was, a naive and crying children; Ten years later, finally to understand, as long as best you cant have failed... A salute JingYing Cenozoic, rush in to JingYing teenager, proud of blood! [heart] tRaZtHQG.]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪News:
    【惊天骗局!全国近万人已被骗走亿元[怒]】广东某公司打着文化交易所的幌子,进行子虚乌有的文化艺术品期货虚假交易,平台手续费高达%多。受骗总人数余人,涉案金额达亿元人民币。一边是受害者们欲哭无泪,而另一边骗子们为庆功疯狂炫富,还开起了表彰大会↓↓[怒] tRaZRTh ​
[【 a blockbuster scam! All the nearly ten thousand people have been cheated out of ten thousand yuan [anger]] a company in guangdong, the cover of cultural exchange trading futures false false cultural art, platform poundage is as high as more than %. Cheated more than the total number of people, the amount of RMB one hundred million. Victims are on one side is nervous, but on the other side to celebrate the cheats crazy flaunt wealth, opened commendation congress left left tRaZRTh [anger]]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

南方都市报:
    【台湾民众痛诉要陆客:跟陆客比,其它客人消费力都是渣渣】月日,台湾花莲民众聚集,痛诉在台当局管理下,台湾旅游业惨淡。一位赏鲸公司负责人说“海豚都比客人多”。另一位也控诉“%的陆客是环岛的,住宿、天。东南亚客人环岛的几乎是。有些韩国客人吃个便当就回去了”。@人民日报 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[[Taiwanese pain v. to Chinese tourists compared to Chinese tourists, other guests are spending Tony] month day, Hualien Taiwan people gathered, pain in Taiwan authorities under management, Taiwans tourism. A whale-watching, head of the company said dolphins are more than the guests. Another also accused % of Chinese tourists is around the island, residential and day. The guests around the island was almost of southeast Asia. Some Korean guests eat lunch will go. @ the Peoples Daily... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎同时关注南都微信(搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可)

新浪汽车:
    想当疯狂敛财大BOSS,当然选奔驰。@汽车黑科技 想当市委书记,当然选奥迪。
[Want to be mad the big BOSS, of course, choose a Mercedes. @ auto black want to be a communist party secretary of science and technology, of course, choose the audi.]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

没有评论:

发表评论