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北美吐槽君：
    “一万年不联系的小学同学居然让我做这种事？” ​​​
[Ten thousand not contact primary school classmates let me do such a thing? ​​​]


吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

郑渊洁：
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# ​​早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。现在您为什么醒着？点击视频看早起的虫子被鸟吃的来龙去脉tRiUPyp ​​ ​ ​​​[话筒]weiboFrOfIV ​​​​​​​#解救被绑架的皮皮鲁# ​​#郑在打卡# ​​​​
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake now? Click on the video to see the early worm was the cause and effect of the birds eat tRiUPyp [microphone] weiboFrOfIV # to rescue the kidnapped cpaing # # # zheng in the clock]


《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号－

人民网：
    《种我爱你的表达方式》 只有短短分钟视频里，浓缩了九十多部好莱坞爱情电影关于各种“我爱你”的表达方式。爱，只有一个字，我爱你却有千百种表达。（转）tRqFfwqe分分钟感动哭！ ​​​
[The way of the expression of I love you only minutes video, enrichment of more than ninety Hollywood love movie about all kinds of I love you form of expression. Love, only one word, I love you but there are one thousand kinds of expression. (turn) tRqFfwqe points minutes was moved to cry! ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

SKT_T1俱乐部：
    [#季中赛# Semi-finals] #SKTT# vs FW.
我队以三对零赢了今天的比赛,还是进去最终赛。
谢谢大家,还是在最终赛见。
#SKT加油##SKTWIN# ​​​
[[match in the # # Semi - finals] # SKTT# vs FW. < br > our team to three zero won todays game, or in the final game. < br > thank you for your attention, or in the final game. < br > oil # # # SKT SKTWIN#]


This is SK telecom T official account.

改变你的爱情故事：
    林宥嘉和丁文琪的婚礼致辞真的是一股暖流，简单朴实又浪漫延绵。

林宥嘉：“我们原本是很不同的人，我太感性，而你很有条理，但我很喜欢这样的你，弥补了我的缺点。谢谢你选择与我相伴，愿意与我一起度过人生的潮起潮落。我会学习成为一个好丈夫，希望能让你当最幸福的人。”

丁文琪：“你是我遇过最 ​​​
[Lin yu jia and kiki wedding speech is really a warm current, simple guileless and romantic over. < br > < br > yu jia Lin we were very different people, I am too emotional, but you are very well organized, but I like you, to make up for my shortcomings. Thank you for your choice with me, willing to work with me together through the ebb and flow of life. I will learn to become a good husband, hope to be able to let you be the happiest person. < br > < br > kiki you are the most I have ever met]


改变人心，影响爱情观的感人爱情故事，感受真爱，请自备纸巾~

一叶知秋微直播：
    #安全传播#【行车记录仪安在爱车的什么位置视野最佳作用最大! 】防范碰瓷，行车记录仪是个宝。选择一款靠谱的行车记录仪很重要，但买好后你懂得如何正确安装它吗？如果安装位置不对的话，可能就起不到记录仪该有的作用了。快来看看，你是不是用了这几种错误的安装方式？@湖北交警 tRaIgsK ​​​
[# safe transmission # 【 what is the position of vehicle traveling data recorder in vehicle vision best most! 】 guard racketeer, vehicle traveling data recorder is a treasure. Choose a of vehicle traveling data recorder is very important, but you know how to install it right after bought? If the installation position is wrong, may be less than recorder that role. Come and see, if you use the wrong installation ways? @ hubei tRaIgsK traffic police]


传播交通资讯 汇聚博友亲情 交流旅途感悟 倡导文明出行

香港商報網：
    【女童误食鼠药父亲求助，警车反应迅速开道】日，彭州一名三岁女孩因误食鼠药需紧急送医，其父在等红灯时求助警车，巡逻民警反应迅速，驾驶警车开道，保障沿途道路畅通，余公里路程只用时分钟。女孩目前已无大碍！为警察蜀黍点赞！[赞]tRaEjWK ​​​
[The girls eat rat poison father for help, the police car responsive escorting 】, pengzhou a three-year-old girl was eating rat poison to emergency hospital, his father in turn to the police car at a red light, such as quick, the patrol police motorcades, driving on the roads, more than kilometers only minutes. The girl has no matter! For police sorghum thumb up! [who] tRaEjWK]


香港商報和香港商报官网hkcd共用此微博，每日匯聚香港、內地大量新闻、財經資訊。

一句温暖的签名：
    生命是一场充满意义的旅行，只有经过崎岖的山路，才能体会到脚下的踏实，只有敢于迎风而上，才有搏击巨浪的魄力。学会欣赏风景，从风景里找到温暖。你若淡然面对人生，生命自会还你最初的美好。感恩生活，敬畏生命，做个微笑的向日葵，不管世界如何转动，都能找到属于自己的温暖，从不低头，向着暖阳。 ​​​
[Life is a trip full of meaning, only through the rugged mountain road, can be realized at the foot of the steadfast and only dare to the wind, have a fight with the wave energy. Learn to appreciate the scenery, to find warmth from the landscape. If you are cool in the face of life, life will return you the original good. Thanksgiving life, respect life, do a smile sunflower, no matter how the world turns, you can find their own warm, never bow to warming Yang. ​​​]


每天更新最精彩的图文，关注我有好运♥

阿狸说到心坎里的话：
    “成长教给我最多的道理就是不要浪费时间在一些徒劳的事情上，它只会在心里慢慢消耗你。未来很长，你是我的遗憾，但终有一个人会是我的未来。敬往事一杯酒，再爱也不回头 ​​​
[Growing taught me the most reason is dont waste your time on some useless things, it will only in my heart slowly consume you. The future is very long, you are my pity, but eventually there is a person will be my future. Respect the past a glass of wine, love also dont look back again]


很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)

鸡西新闻网：
    #鸡西天气#【鸡西地区天气 】
今天是.. 星期六 早
【鸡西】多云 ，气温 ℃～℃，
西风～级，空气质量 良；
【鸡东】多云，℃～℃；
【密山】多云，℃～℃；
【虎林】多云，℃～℃ 。
图为早点鸡西卫星云图，空气质量和气温走势。 ​​​
[# # jixi weather weather 】 jixi area. < br > today is. Saturday early < br > cloudy, jixi 】 【 temperature ℃ ~ ℃, < br > westerly winds ~ level, good air quality; < br > cloudy, jidong 】 【 ℃ ~ ℃; < br > cloudy, dwells 】 【 ℃ ~ ℃; < br > cloudy, HuLin 】 【 ℃ ~ ℃. < br > in jixi early satellite cloud pictures, trends and air quality. ​​​]


鸡西新闻网由鸡西新闻传媒集团主办，是鸡西市唯一拥有新闻采访权、发布权的官方新闻媒体网站。独家授权发布日报、晚报、电台、电视台新闻报道。

美食菜谱视频：
    酸奶和水果的完美搭配，冰冰哒，爽爽哒，给夏天收好啦 ​​​​ tRaTBUL ​​​
[The perfect collocation of yogurt and fruit, ice ice dalai, shuang shuang dalai, closed well tRaTBUL to summer]


精选各类DIY美食视频，分享美食带来的快乐！爱美食，爱生活，欢迎您的关注！合作Q

育儿知识大王：
    【极好的如何帮新生儿洗澡的教学片】分享自台湾协和妇女医院的视频，其中的洗澡、穿衣、脐带护理等步骤和技巧都有非常详细的分解演示，绝对是新手爸妈最值得看的教学片！tRdoJlu ​ ​​​
[Very good how to bathe the newborn appreciation 】 【 share video since Taiwan union and womens hospital, steps, such as bathing, dressing, umbilical cord care and skill has a very detailed demonstration of decomposition, is absolutely new parents the most worth watching appreciation! tRdoJlu]


育儿.母婴 知识尽掌握 ！大王每天会推送精彩育儿内容。敬请关注 欢迎投稿，合作qq

爱趣闻萌主：
    昨天的坐等奔跑吧兄弟没有白等呀，终于见到了鹿晗和迪丽热巴新赛季的首撕，不过鹿晗还是一如既往地体贴。#奔跑吧鹿晗# 激动人心啊 tRamaNJL ​​​
[Wait to run to your brother yesterday have no white ah, finally met Lu Han and Dillon hot tear, Papua New Guinea season but Lu Han still, as always, and considerate. Running # # Lu Han exciting ah tRamaNJL]


分享风趣、幽默、好笑、好玩、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。

大胃麒麟：
    @mimida 女朋友（又名Zombie Chang）刚才在涩谷的live最后一首 tRamaoZ ​​​
[@ mimida girlfriend (aka Zombie Chang) just in shibuya live a tRamaoZ finally]


miracle douche

做人做事语录：
    不要太乖，不想做的事可以拒绝，做不到的事不用勉强，不喜欢的话假装没听见。人生不是用来讨好别人的，而是要善待自己。 ​ ​​​ ​​​​
[Not too good, dont want to do may refuse to, cant do things dont reluctantly, dont like it pretended not to hear. Life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself. ​ ​​​ ​​​​]


新浪热门微博-情感榜专家成员，精选做人做事语录、幽默、格言、感悟、名言、励志，关注我的微博，相信您一定会有收获，^_^！

怀孕育儿一点通：
    【～个月婴儿的发育训练法】从孩子刚刚来到这个世界上后，就可以做一些简单的发育训练了，不同阶段方法也会不一样。|转 ​ ​​​
[~ months baby development training method 】 【 from children just came to this world, can do some simple development training, different phase method will also be different. | turn]


育儿受尽千般苦，养女操碎万般心！淘宝店：Hello woman时尚孕妇装

捡书博士：
    心情再差，
也不要写在脸上，
因为没有人喜欢看。
越是想来想去，
越让自己束缚，
不如来个安稳觉。 ​​​​
[Bad mood again, < br > dont write on the face, < br > because no one likes to see. < br > the more want to want to go, < br > the bondage, < br > have a good night. ​​​​]


好读书，不求甚解；喜饮酒，微醺辄止。

消防兵哥119：
    大缸海景更新最满意 ​​​
[Vats with update the most satisfaction]


爱军容的汉子也爱养鱼花旅游美术

广州区伯：
    【朋友 你们猜猜他是谁】一帮蟑跳蚤，为他捡到了一块骨头沾沾自喜，群魔乱舞的自娱自乐。轻轻在网上搜搜，被查的“模范警察”何其之多。先看看，人所共知制的造呼格冤案的专案组组长、曾多年获评“模范警察”的呼和浩特市原公安局副局长冯志明，被抓了。再看看，曾经是打黑一等功臣的重庆市公安局原副 ​​​
[A bunch of friends you guess who he is 】 【 bombs a flea, as he picked up a piece of bone smug, spooky fun. Gently on the Internet search, check how much model the police. First take a look at, well known of the vocative errors of planning group leader, was named for many years model the police the Hohhot public security bureau deputy director Gary fung, caught. Look again, ever play black as soon as the weight of the chongqing municipal public security bureau is former vice]


较真，求实，坚毅，刚正。

星座风水命理：
    【中国大国粹你都知道么？ 】国粹指华夏民族的传统文化中最具有代表性和最富有独特内涵的深受许多时代的人们欢迎的文化遗产。中国让世界惊叹的大国粹！无不体现传统文化的博大精深，传承中华民族的民族精髓是所有中国人的责任〜 ​​​
[Big Chinese tranditional? Do you know quintessence refers to the traditional culture of the Chinese nation is one of the most representative and most unique connotation rich welcome by many times of peoples cultural heritage. Let the world wonder big quintessence in China! All show the extensive and profound traditional culture, inheriting the national spirit of the Chinese nation is a responsibility of all Chinese people]


星座学，风水学，命理学，心理测试。帮助认识你自己，有关于你自己的秘密！（本博资源来自网络，如有不妥请联系删除，谢谢）合作Q

史上最宅腐女：
    一个剪头发的小正太，嘴里叼着奶嘴，很淡定。最后有点酷有点帅气，如果不拔棒棒糖的话...[doge]#搞笑红人周# tRakai ​ ​​​
[A hair cut eyes, the pacifier in mouth, very calm. Finally a little cool a little handsome, if you dont pull a lollipop... [doge] # # tRakai funny red weeks]


微博知名段子手

一句正能量的话：
    和好容易，如初难，与其互相猜忌，不如各奔东西，我会笑的大方，也会走的坦荡。 ​ ​​​
[And very easy, as difficult, rather than mutual suspicion, not equal to each rush thing, I will smile and easy, will go flat. ​ ​​​]


每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意

一句朋友话：
    喜欢的东西，要舍得拿出来用；不要对自己过于较真，过于苛刻，对自己和他人都抱有过高的期望。如果你能够学会放弃自己所有的期望，不再强求自己达到某个目标，那么你就会明白，真正重要的就是做你自己，活在当下。 ​​​
[Take out like, to be willing to part with or use; Dont take yourself too seriously, is too harsh and have high expectations for yourself and others. If you can learn to give up all your expectations, no longer compelled to reach a certain goal, then you will understand, really important thing is to be yourself, live in the present. ​​​]


人际关系分解中！合作q：

半分幽默：
    今天散步，被一个小孩子吐口水！我没有生气，还给小孩一颗糖，说：“你吐口水吐得真好，奖励你一颗糖。以后你见人就吐，也会给你糖的！”
我就不信没人收拾你！ ​​​
[Today for a walk, be a child spit!!! Im not angry, to the child a candy, said well you spit spit, reward you a candy. When you see people vomit, will also give you a sugar! < br > I dont believe no one to pick up you! ​​​]


每天精选幽默趣事

史雷鸣博士：
    我发表了头条文章《我对你沉默什么》 tRamaTg ​​​
[I published articles headlines tRamaTg what my silence to you]


《从泥土到上帝》作者

圣经经典语录：
    你知道你的信心在哪里吗？
没有信，一碰见试验就要躲起来。有信，就是碰见试验，还能站在那里。假的信心，一碰见试验就倒了；真的信心，碰见试验还是站住...... tRaTXIku ​​​
[Do you know where is your faith? < br > no letter, met a test will hide. Have faith, be met test, can still stand there. False confidence, a run into test will fall down. Confidence, really met test or stop... tRaTXIku]


圣经是我们独一无二的标准。力求运用最简洁的字句, 每日带来精彩言论和独特的视角。期待关注 欢迎交流。

触碰心灵的话儿：
    【越在乎，越卑微】从现在开始，聪明一点，不要问别人想不想你，爱不爱你？若是要想你或者爱你自然会对你说，但是从你的嘴里说出来，别人会很骄傲和不在乎你。不要过份在意一些人，过份在乎一些事，顺其自然，以最佳的心态面对，这个世界就是这样：往往在最在乎的事物面前，我们最没有价值。 ​​​​
[The more care, more humble 】 from now on, smarter, and dont ask others dont think miss you, love you or not? If you want or love you will say to you, but from your mouth say it out, others will be very proud and dont care about you. Dont too care about some people, too care about something, let it be, with the best attitude to face, the world is like this often in front of the most care about things, our most no value. ​​​​]


总有一些话儿，触碰您的心灵。总有一些文字，深深打动着您。。。欢迎交流，期待关注！（微信号：chupengxinlingdehua）

Edwin欧美音乐疯：
    美死了！超模Rihanna亮相戛纳电影节！气场全开！！[酷] ​​​
[Beauty is dead! Supermodel Rihanna at the cannes film festival! Aura fully open!!!!! [cool]]


只关注欧美音乐，电影！资讯，八卦！工作联系：edwin.hou@hotmail 微信：edwinmusic

奇葩买家秀的日常：
    有话好好说！一句话结束绕口令 ​​​​#搞笑# ​​​
[Have words to say! End of sentence tongue twisters # # funny]


合作qq

Tikilee：
    最近弄了几十款的秋款，都好看的不要不要的✖️
还有买了很多好用的好玩的，准备直播分享一下
最后已经开始拍照了，等我哟‼ ​​​
[Paragraphs recently got dozens of autumn, all good dont dont of ✖ ️ < br > and bought a lot of fun to use, ready to live share < br > has begun to take pictures at last, wait for me yo ‼]


TKSTYLE店主 tkstyle.taobao

爱新觉罗载勋：
    其实核心就是 平等 tRiJtfD ​​​
[In fact, the core is tRiJtfD equality]


社稷只应公黎庶 ·哪许河山私帝王

嗨氏：
    #嗨氏# 嗨氏尼尔机械纪元：B小姐姐来啦 嗨吃不够零食店：haichibugou.taobao 嗨氏商城：haibaoly.taobao 直播地址：huyahaishi 网易云音乐歌单：tRaLwys tRamaBp ​​​
[# # his mechanical era his Neil B come little sister Hi eat enough snack shop haichibugou. Taobao his mall haibaoly. Taobao televised address huyahaishi netease cloud music playlist tRaLwys tRamaBp]


嗨吃不够零食店：haichibugou.taobao 虎牙直播地址：huyahaishi 优酷、B站、爱拍视频作者

SatohNatsu：
    #XXXHOLIC#
#CLAMP##cos#
#壹原侑子##壱原侑子# #封面礼服Ver#
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『 あなたの愿い かないましょう 』

『 この世に偶然なんて无いわ 有るのは必然だけ. 』

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壹原侑子夏【 ​​​



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美食天天见：
    【葱油拌面】十分钟就搞定的快手餐，简单易做，滋味十足~ ​​​​ ​​​​ ​​​​​​​​#天天见美食# ​​​
[【 onion oil pasta 】 ten minutes to get well quickly meals, easy to do, taste is very ~ # # see food every day]


营养美食，吃遍中国！微博合作加QQ