北美吐槽君：
南方女生去北方男友家过年，没有米饭，想分手
[Girls go to the north south boyfriend home New Years day, no rice, want to break up]
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吴昕：哼，小意思[doge][doge][doge] 吃完了我胖我知道[失望][失望][失望]
[Hum, something [doge] [doge] [doge] finished me fat I know [disappointed] [disappointed] [disappointed]]
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央视新闻：【今天，看国家救援队模拟地空大救援】今天是汶川地震九周年祭，也是全国防灾减灾日。地震来时如何保护自已？如何安全等待救援？国家救援队又有哪些方式在灾难中营救生命？#央视新闻微直播# 走进模拟真实的地震现场，带你看地空大救援。（央视记者陈亮 高雪楠） tRagLmR .
[Today, see the national teams simulated surface-to-air rescue 】 today is the wenchuan earthquake JiuZhou years offering, also is the National Day of disaster prevention and mitigation. When earthquake comes how to protect yourself? How to safely and wait for help? National teams in the disaster rescue life what way? # # micro CCTV news broadcast into simulate real scenes, take you see air big relief. (CCTV reporter cat High snow nan) tRagLmR.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
暴走漫画：今天是月日，汶川大地震九周年了，缅怀逝者[蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛]
[Today is June , wenchuan earthquake JiuZhou years, memoriam [candle] [candle] [candle]]
常规合作：hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg
电影工厂：贼可爱！[爱你]
[The thief cute! Love you []]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
人民日报：【灭绝人性！美国夫妇虐待岁男孩致死，尸体拿去喂猪】月日，Jones夫妇被判年监禁。此前，二人将岁儿子阿德里安虐待致死，鞭打、电击、铐上四肢扔到游泳池……长达个月！阿德里安的亲生父亲在儿子死后，将其尸体拿去喂猪。tRaJKJx @新京报我们视频
[【 humanity! Couple abuse old boy to death in the United States, for dead pigs] month day, Jones, a couple was sentenced to years in prison. Prior to that, two years old son Adrian abuse deaths, whipped, electric shock, cuffed limbs into the swimming pool... For months! Adrians biological father after the death of his son, their corpses to feed the pigs. We video tRaJKJx @ the Beijing news]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
丽媛粉丝团：年月日，汶川大地震九周年纪念日，缅怀，铭记，前行！[蜡烛]
[(date) (month) (year), wenchuan earthquake JiuZhou anniversary, remember, remember, go on! [candle]]
中国梦从正能量开始 。（微博私信）
冷笑话精选：他曾经是个王者，后来汽车来了……哈哈哈这自带特效好酷啊[笑cry]tRasMP
[He was once a king and then to the... Ha, ha, ha that bring their own special good cool tRasMP [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
街拍滚叔：杭州街拍——百搭的白T[心][心][心]
[Hangzhou street snap - joker white T [heart] [heart] [heart]]
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头条新闻：#热点#【太极高手胜三名运动员被指造假 当事人否认】近日，一段太极拳大师王占海战胜三名橄榄球运动员的视频引起广泛热议。tRasKth先是有网友质疑比赛场面像在表演，后有自称参与视频录制的运动员自曝“节目造假”。对此，王占海秘书回应称，节目并非造假。tRasKtz
[Hot # # [tai chi master wins three players allegedly fraudulent parties deny 】 recently, a tai chi master zhan-hai wang win over three football players video caused widespread debate. TRasKth first netizens question game scenes like the performance, there are claims that the athletes to participate in the video recording revealing fraud. The zhan-hai wang secretary responded that program is not a fraud. tRasKtz]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
生活大爆炸TBBT：Sheldon向Amy求婚啦！
私信获取【资源】！Wei信【i_tbbt】。合作QQ联系：
人民网：【今天发条微博：祝福汶川！祝福中国！[心]】年，那场.级的地震，夺去了近万同胞的生命。年来，生命逝去的殇，横亘时光，未曾改变。无论多少次，再回首，依旧会湿了眼眶。但是那一刻，所有的不屈与顽强，都彰显了最坚不可摧的一面。今天，#汶川地震周年祭#，缅怀逝者，更向坚强和重生致敬！
[【 clockwork weibo today wish wenchuan! Bless China! [heart]], the. Earthquake, claimed the lives of nearly all compatriots. Wounds over the years, life lost, spans the time, never change. No matter how many times, looking back, the eyes will still wet. But at that moment, all the indomitable and tenacious, highlights the most indestructible. Today, # # anniversary of the wenchuan earthquake, honor the dead, a salute to strong and rebirth! ]
报道全球 传播中国
谷大白话：准备出发去采访《加勒比海盗》各位主创。大家有什么赞美评价问题（正经点的）想让我带给他们[doge]
[Ready to go to interview pirates of the Caribbean your creator. You have any praise evaluation (serious) want me to bring them [doge]]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
国民老岳父公：哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRaXvbDJ
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha tRaXvbDJ]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
电视剧如懿传：红墙日影，斑驳了年华，涤尽了纤尘。
任锦衣披身，回眸望断来时路，飞鸟各投林。
深宫岁月，晨请伴雅叙，斜卧品弦音。
困宫闱深深，争斗半生感喟然，朱墙梦中人。
#如懿传#
[Red shadow, motley, polyester as the beautiful scenery. < br > ren jinyi wrap around the body, looking back at path looked away, bird Lin. < br > palace, morning please with Syria, reclining chords. Deeply, < br > trapped roughly half battle feels the manner of sighing, god wants us to meet a few wrong people zhu wall. < br > # # as taken]
由新丽电视出品的清宫传奇巨制《如懿传》已于年月日顺利杀青！该剧由原著作者流潋紫改编，汪俊掌镜执导，周迅、霍建华领衔主演，敬请期待！
东东枪：不夸张地说，这张图我看了多遍，还没看够……
[No exaggeration to say that this picture I see many times, havent seen enough... ]
愚而不妄，不亦君子乎？
阚清子：别闹了 那是我们大学同班同学好么！
[Stop that now the That is our university classmates good yao! ]
阚（kàn）清子 工作联系：ninework@
酷酷的滕：因前女友消费，导致我现在欲哭无泪生活的十分悲催，觉得十分气愤，由于我十分怕前女友（也不知道为啥分手了还很怕）所以我只好把电话打给了...... tRaXvQV .
[As a result of his former girlfriend consumption, I want to cry now life very miserable, feel very angry, because I was afraid of his former girlfriend, also dont know why we broke up is still very afraid of) so I had to put the phone to call... TRaXvQV.]
过气网红
我的前任是个极品：长得胖咋啦？吃你家猫粮了？？
[Grow fat zha? Eat cat food for your family?? ]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
北京人不知道的北京事儿：【玩手机游戏被打断，高中生怒打母亲】月日，浙江温州的一妈妈带着孩子去配眼镜，当妈妈把取眼镜的回执单递过去时，无意间挡住了儿子玩游戏的手机，就发生了视频中的一幕。tRaiHxoO
[[playing mobile phone games is interrupted, high school students nu dozen mother] month day, wenzhou, zhejiang province, a mother with a child to a pair of glasses, when mother handed take glasses receipts in the past, inadvertently blocking the son playing the game mobile phone, the video of the scene. tRaiHxoO]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
wu2198：看贴回贴，中连环签！tRaJRUD
[See stick to post, the serial label! tRaJRUD]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
紫光阁：【今天，汶川地震九周年，感谢有你！[心]】当天崩地裂悄无声息降临身旁，无声的命令让子弟兵奔赴没有硝烟的战场，“不要睡觉，陪我聊天，坚持到底…”虽然我们没有逆天超能力，但我们会拼尽全力和你在一起！这就是中国军人！tRaiHFt
[【 today, wenchuan earthquake JiuZhou years, thank you! [heart]] after the arrival of the sky were to fall silent, silent command let the army to have no smoke of the battlefield, dont sleep, to accompany my chat, hang in there... Although we have no fate of super ability, but we will do our best to be with you! This is the Chinese soldiers! tRaiHFt]
《紫光阁》杂志是国务院系统的重要党刊，被誉为党刊园地的一面旗帜，党员干部的良师益友。
中国消防：【含泪看完！向汶川大地震牺牲的中国军人致敬】年了，依稀记得那一句话：解放军来了，咱们有救了！最危险的地方，总有中国军人的身影！这就是我们的人民子弟兵，敬礼！[心]tRaocO
[【 a tearful watching! Hail to the wenchuan earthquake sacrifice of the Chinese soldiers] years, vaguely remember that one sentence the peoples liberation army, we has been already saved! The most dangerous place, always have the figure of Chinese soldiers! This is our peoples own army, salute! [heart] tRaocO]
以消防科普为使命
喵星人的喵星球：云喝水？？？？
[Cloud water?????? ]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon
新浪娱乐：#张智尧妻女疑曝光# 近日，张智尧外出就餐时被拍到和一个小姑娘视频通话，还互抛飞吻，互动甚是亲热甜蜜，画面温馨[心] 旁边还有神秘女子抱着小女孩入镜，疑似妻子女儿曝光。早年曾有网友扒出张智尧爱妻是他的粉丝→tRarTiq 张智尧曾出演《古剑奇谭》《三生三世十里桃花》等电视剧。
[# # Ken chang wife suspected exposure recently, Ken chang was photographed and a little girl when eating out, video calls and kiss each other, interaction is very affectionate, sweet picture sweet [heart] with mysterious woman holding a little girl beside her, suspected his wife daughter exposure. Early years had a net friend pulled out Ken chang is his fans and his beloved wife tRarTiq Ken chang in the DLC, tan junior iii li, peach blossom and other series. ]
新浪娱乐
头条新闻：#热点#【云南越狱犯张林苍：本想回家看女儿 报仇就自首】月日上午时许，云南越狱毒贩张林苍落网，被捕之后他向武警战士说，他当年运输毒品是被人所害，所以一直耿耿于怀，并越狱逃脱，想报仇之后就去自首，这次他本来想直接去缅甸，但一心惦记女儿便决定先回一趟家。tRaFZNv
[Hot # # 【 yunnan escapee Zhang Lincang want to go home to see her daughter At about revenge to 】 on the morning of February nd, yunnan escape drug traffickers Zhang Lincang were arrested, was arrested after he said to the armed police, he had to transport drugs by man is hurt, so has been, and escape from prison, want to revenge after the surrender, this time he wanted to go directly to Burma, but one daughter decided to a trip home. tRaFZNv]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
反裤衩阵地：“我上个厕所啊，分钟”=分钟。“我马上就到，分钟”=半小时。“快写完了，再给我一个小时”=两个半小时。“我好久没买东西了”=最多两礼拜。“下次一起吃饭”=永远。
[I went on a toilet, minutes = minutes. Ill be right there, minutes = half an hour. Finished, give me another hour = two and a half hours. I havent buy things for a long time = up to two weeks. Next time to have dinner = forever. ]
Dolce far niente
林奇看盘：早，今天是汶川大地震周年，还有多少人有记忆？
奇哥终身难忘，当时在一线参与抗震救灾，几次差点挂了。。[泪][泪][泪]
下边某市委书记下跪照片是我拍的。红旗那个是我同事拍的。
[Earlier, today is the wenchuan earthquake anniversary, how many people have a memory? < br > brothers lifetime, which was a line to participate in earthquake relief, almost hung up. Several times. [in] [tears] [tears] < br > below a certain municipal party committee secretary of the photos were taken when I kneel down. The red flag that is taken by my colleague. ]
职业价值投机者林奇的投资日记。 价值选股+趋势投机。炒房、炒股、风投，时代风口的套利者。
张蓝心zoe：面朝大海[haha][太阳][haha]非常酥胡
[Facing the ocean [haha] [sun] [haha] very crisp hu]
成龙电影《十二生肖》主演 金像奖最佳新演员提名 金鸡百花奖最佳新演员提名 华鼎奖最佳新人 年跆拳道全国冠军
全球奇异事件：厉害了小学生！这才叫有感情的朗读！[赞][哈哈] tRaksVK .
[Much primary school! This is a feeling of reading aloud! [who] [ha ha] tRaksVK.]
发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ
不约叔叔我们不约：抓小三
[Catch a little three]
一个发故事的人。
我们爱讲冷笑话：#冷兔早餐时间# 打完雪仗她就要和我分手为什么呢真奇怪[疑问]
[# # cold rabbit breakfast time played snow battle is about to break up with me why? She really strange [question]]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
猫扑：被骂的时候耳朵收起来，一旦说没事了就又自然的张开耳朵，哈哈哈哈不听不听，我不知道tRaMNsnj
[Be scold ears away, once said nothing and natural open your ears, ha ha ha ha dont listen to, I dont know tRaMNsnj]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
-JBC-：夏天的颜色[污][污][污]姜黄色
话说昨天视频里出现的果盘是我摆的哎！
就是图的果盘[喵喵][喵喵]好一颗老清新的少女心啊[喵喵]
[The color of summer [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] ginger < br > words appearing in the video yesterday compote is my place ah! < br > is the figure of the fruit bowl [meow] [meow] good an old girl of fresh heart [meow]]
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