2017年5月4日星期四

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小S:
    感觉不会有好事,@陈汉典 你敢整哭老娘?#小S被陈汉典整哭# 这是什么鬼话题?!(来自tRaZElIs)APP下载地址:tRXnjh ​​​
[Feel there will be no good, @ Chen Do you dare to cry the whole old niang? Small # S by Chen cry the whole # what the hell is this topic? ! (from tRaZElIs) APP download address tRXnjh]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    男女生说丑的真实含义。扎心了!!![笑cry] ​​​​
[Boys and girls said the real meaning of the ugly. The heart!!!!!! [laughing cry]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

姜潮:
    #城市的味道# 青年节你们放假了吗?晚上点记得准时看#狐狸的夏天第二季# ,你们还在吗[二哈]@电视剧狐狸的夏天 ​​​
[# # the flavor of the city youth day holiday? Point at night remember to look at on # # in the second quarter, the foxs summer you still in ha] [two @ drama the fox in the summer]

工作邀约联系人:光光 @qq

谢娜:
    今天大本营,我提议一起拍一张有每个人个性的照片,像一个乐团一样[酷]。图二是何老师太入戏了迟迟不能出戏,众人看呆[嘻嘻] ​​​
[Home today, I suggest taking a photo of each person personality, together like an orchestra [cool]. Figure is He Lao teacher into play cant play, and to stayhee hee]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

宝妈优选:
    【日常迷信】拿走这只招财喵,最近会有意外之财[喵喵] tRaZGDuo . ​​​
[Take this daily superstition 】 【 only lucky meow, recently there will be a windfall [meow] tRaZGDuo.]

每天分享优质实惠好物,宝妈们的省钱小帮手^_^

黄致列HCY:
    好久不见^^ ​​​
[Long time no see ^ ^]

经纪人迪文 工作联系邮箱:@qq

思想聚焦:
    让自己变幸福的件事。[心] ​​​
[Let oneself become happy thing. [heart]]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

我的朋友是个呆B:
    国外一位岁的小兄弟出的化妆教学视频,这行云流水的手法恐怕让很多女生都自叹不如吧[doge](ins jakewarden)
tRaZwHqy ​​​

[Abroad a brother out of the age of make up teaching video, the technique of the flowing Im afraid it make a lot of girls from sigh as [doge] (ins jakewarden) < br > tRaZwHqy]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

娱乐脱口秀:
    刘翔和葛天在一起的时候双方都是单身,难道所有谈过恋爱的人再和别人在一起那人就是第三者?刘翔节目上这隐晦的意思还想把错推给前任,现在觉得吴莎和你在一起也算为民除害,你可别祸害别的小姑娘了。[吐][吐] ​​​
[Liu and ge day when both sides are single, arent all the people who talked about love and other people together that person is a third party? Liu xiang on the meaning of this obscure also want to push the fault to the former, now feel Wu Sha also calculate and carry with you, you dont curse another little girl. [spitting] [spitting]]

知名娱乐剧评人、微博电视团成员

邢晓瑶:
    我看到了六十年后的我。。。。 tRaZQCVP . ​​​
[I saw the sixty years after I... TRaZQCVP.]

工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@,INS:xingxiaoyao

zoe_alwaySforever:
    省去了搭配的步骤 走起来会带风的清凉套装哦 设计简约优雅女人味十足 准备了三个颜色 每个色都有不一样的感觉 我自己特别喜欢黄色这套 从来没试过黄色 没想到穿起来这么明朗 特别显白 眼前一亮的感觉 告诉我你喜欢哪个色点赞和评论里各抽一位bb送 [挤眼] ​​​
[Eliminating the collocation of steps Would go with the wind cool suit Design simple elegant woman flavour is dye-in-the-wood Prepared three colors Each color has a different feeling I especially like the yellow never tried yellow Special show white thought it so clear Shine at the moment Tell me which color do you like to smoke a bb in each thumb up and comments sent [eye]]

MALI STUDIOS

FashionLabs:
    Bags | 就算吃不到,也要把“食物”随时带在身边[猪头]这是做为一个吃货最后的尊严!! ​​​
[Bags | even less than to eat, but also to the food at any time with him [head] this is the last dignity as a version!! ​​​]

♔设计 ♔时尚 ♔艺术 ♔美食

wu2198:
    回贴中连环签! tRaZjsh ​​​
[In the post serial sign! tRaZjsh]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

四郎的黑暗料理:
    如何偷吃室友的西瓜。#四郎的黑暗料理# ​​​
[How to steal to eat watermelon roommates. Koga darkness at # #]

史上最年轻的特逗厨师

作家崔成浩:
    面对徐某的挑衅踢馆,谁先迎敌?武林各派掌门连夜磋商,最后达成一致:报警! ​​​
[Face of xu provocation play pavilion, who first meet them? Wulin parties after consultations, the final agreement call the police! ​​​]

心系平壤,从未离开。工作联系:cuichenghao@vip.

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京事儿#【[衰]】五一期间一主播为了直播,躲过故宫工作人员的清场,夜晚在故宫里直播慈禧的床榻,真是没有这些主播不敢做的事儿啊。。。#主播夜宿故宫慈禧床榻#
tRaZjgjt ​​​

[# # about Beijing [[failure]] a host to live during the May Day, from the Palace Museum staff clear, night live in the palace the dowager bed, it is not the host did not dare to do... # # the host overnight at the imperial palace the dowager bed < br > tRaZjgjt]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

妖妖小精:
    由衷地为他们感到高兴 ​​​
[Sincerely happy for them]

◆长期搞笑◆非常有趣◆业余时间译制漫画,更新时多时少(部分内容因查找无力未能标明作者,非常抱歉,望见谅!欢迎随时指正!)

最神奇的视频:
    终于找到原视频完整版了,要笑疯了![笑cry]哈哈哈哈韩红听了想打人![哈哈] tRaZTscc . ​​​
[Finally found the original video full version, want to smile crazy! [laughing cry] ha ha ha ha han hong listened to want to hit people! [ha ha] tRaZTscc.]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

人民日报:
    【不同衣服多久洗一次?给你标准答案[推荐]】有人说,衣服没有穿坏的,都是被洗坏的。确实,不同衣物都有个最佳清洁周期,洗得过频会加快衣物的磨损,清洗不及时又会引起细菌滋生,带来健康风险。究竟不同种类衣服要用什么频率清洗才最科学呢?戳图↓↓正确洗衣姿势,速速get√@中国新闻网 ​​​
[【 different clothes washing a? How long to give you the standard answer [recommend]], some say, clothes did not wear bad, are being washed bad. Indeed, different clothing has a best cleaning cycle, have the frequency will speed up the clothes wear, cleaning and can lead to bacterial growth, not in time to bring health risks. What different kinds of clothes to use frequency of cleaning is the most scientific? Poke figure left left right laundry posture, quickly get square root @ China news network]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

当时我就震惊了:
    打个游戏心真累[doge] ​​​
[Play a game heart really tired [doge]]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

手游君:
    活久见,温泉里居然能发生这些事…… ​​​
[Live long to see, these things can happen in a hot spring... ​​​]

爱好是带粉丝们一起玩游戏,朵密你们哦!

鲜衣美食君:
    转发这条微博,你的名字后面就会有诱人的小鸡腿哟~#不可辜负的美食# [太开心] ​​​
[Forwarding this message, your name will be inviting the chicken leg behind yo ~ # cannot live up to what our gourmet # [quite happy]]

美味珍馐,家常小炒,#get√#!【推广合作请联系QQ】

热表情:
    同样遇到好笑的事情,你和别的女生的区别 ​​​
[Also met funny thing, the difference between you and other girls]

一只有情绪的表情包而已。商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow 。

八爷圈:
    #明星从卓伟处买回的偷拍#卓伟近日陷入尴尬境地,自己工作室摄影师突然发出了集体离职声明,动静很大。而在此事后,有人揭秘了卓伟工作室的挣钱之道。据说,M姓男星事件曝光后,第二弹被其用万买回,C姓大花女星的大料直接卖了万。S姓男明星买料的钱没有曝光,但被偷拍的女生已经直接出道了。原 ​​​
[Buy candid # # star from ZhuoWei ZhuoWei recently in embarrassment, his studio photographer suddenly sounded a collective resignation statement, noise is very large. And after this, someone found ZhuoWei studio way of making money. It is said, M name is actor Revelations, second by the buy back, C name wait of big star aniseed directly sold. S name is male star money to buy material without exposure, but snapped pictures of girl already out directly. The original]

爆料合作请私信

猫的树Cattree:
    拍摄中,直播下。(来自tRaZmFw)APP下载地址:tRXnjh ​​​
[Shooting in, live. (from tRaZmFw) APP download address tRXnjh]

商业合作请联络:maomen@vip.,非工作勿扰,谢谢!

人民网:
    【赴韩游客频被宰:出租车故意绕远 民宿漫天要价】在韩国仁川机场,很多外国游客下飞机后会打车到市内。一些不法的出租车司机对游客拒绝打表、漫天要价,甚至是绕远路、手动修改计价器上金额。去年首尔查处无营业执照民宿达余家,部分非法民宿乱定价,住宿条件也差。(央视)tRaZIMGh ​​​
[The tourist to Korea frequency was kill taxi intentionally longer Home stay wild speculations 】 in incheon airport, many foreign tourists will take a taxi to the city after off the plane. Some illegal taxi driver refused to play the tables, to visitors on wild speculations, and even, the long way manually modify the amount on the meter. Seoul is investigated without business license home stay facility up to more than last year, some illegal pricing, home stay accommodation conditions are poor. (CCTV) tRaZIMGh]

报道全球 传播中国

杀马特强子:
    昨天晚上的夜生活。tRaZYBTi ​​​
[Last nights night life. tRaZYBTi]

二①⑥,峩葒遍世界。二①,峩進軍宇宙。

不二大叔说:
    彭于晏:要有多努力才能改变容貌? ​​​
[Peng want to have more effort to change the appearance? ​​​]

公举号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值QQ

史上第一最最搞:
    你下半辈子算是幸福了,娶了个逗逼女汉子!tRaZWEjO ​​​
[You rest is happiness, married a tease forced women man! tRaZWEjO]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

Pandora占星小巫:
    【小巫五月占星运势之双子座】五月为双子们带来了灿烂千阳。今天水星恢复顺行,重灾区的双子终于可以含泪说声拜拜!水星与金星的良好相位,让你重拾友情与大视野。日水星换座让你变得更加沉稳踏实,高情商让人际关系游刃有余。日新月将发生在你的本命宫,再大的目标也不再是梦。爱情是温暖的陪伴。 ​​​
[【 nothing may astrological chart of Gemini may brought brilliant regionalization for geminis. Barred Gemini mercury restore anterograde today, finally can tearful say bye bye! The good aspect, mercury and Venus to re-direct your friendship with large. Mercury change let you become more composed, steadfast, high eq to interpersonal relationship. Changes will take place in your house of this life, again big goal is no longer a dream. Love is a warm companion. ​​​]

关注小巫就是关注真实的你。合作及原创约稿QQ:。

思想聚焦:
    看《妈妈是超人》,偶然看到了伊能静的儿子,会画画, 能写诗, 懂作曲, 弹的一手好琴,舞蹈更是比美韩国练习生! 虽然看不到脸,但岁一米七五的大长腿藏也藏不住! 看多了圈内艺人分手撕逼抢孩子,这一对始终口不出恶言,孩子更是健康又多才多艺! 这才是真正的正能量!tRaZWeSX ​​​
[See the mother is superman, accidentally saw yis son, will draw, can write poetry, understand composing, playing good music, dance more than South Korea trainee! Although cant see the face, but one meter of the seventh age of big long legs to hide also hide! See more circles artist quarrel broke up to rob children, the couple always mouth not from evil, and children is more healthy and talented! This is the true positive energy! tRaZWeSX]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

噗嗤大叔:
    主动找你聊天的男人,是因为两个字! ​​​
[Actively looking for you chat of man, because two word! ​​​]

公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

大绵羊BOBO:
    画了一组小动物骑单车的小头像#绵羊画的小头像# ​​​
[Drew a group of small animals biking small head # # sheep of small head]

注意,我不是女的

澎湃新闻:
    【南京一配餐企业疑涉用霉变食材为小学生供餐,被勒令停业整顿】成堆发芽的土豆,还有不少长霉的排骨……月日,有学生家长在“突袭”检查了一家为孩子所在学校供应午餐的企业后,眼前的一幕令他们愤怒了。“我们没有想到,孩子们可能就是在食用这样的食材做成的午餐。”南京晓庄学院附属小学的学生家 ​​​
[The nanjing catering enterprises suspected involvement with mildew meal ingredients for primary school students, were ordered to stop business operations for rectification 】 piles of germination of potatoes, there are so many ribs of mildew... Month, parents of students in raid serve lunch to check a school for children of enterprise, in front of the scene to make them angry. We didnt think of that, the children may be in ingredients such as eating lunch. Nanjing xiaozhuang college affiliated elementary school students]

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