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韩庚：
猫与乌龟
[The cat and the tortoise]

X玖少年团伍嘉成：
自娱自乐
[entertaining]

大家好，我是破音小网址。工作联系：X_work@

同道大叔：
你觉得十二星座谁的人缘最好？

第四名：双子座
第三名：水瓶座
第二名：射手座
第一名：天秤座

风象+射手，这几个深井冰，真是太稳了[摊手]
[Who do you think of the zodiacs popularity is the best? a fourth Gemini Aquarius the second Sagittarius in the first place libra the wind like + striker, these deep ice, thats too steady [stand hand]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

贴吧娘：
图（）：好人被悍跳狼预言家查杀；
图（）：被悍跳狼队友报查杀；
图（）：被狼预言家报查杀的猎人；
图（）：被狼队友要求第一晚自刀；
图（）：女巫发现自己毒了真预言家；
图（）：场上两个预言家对跳；
图（）：全程滑水的渣渣…… [微笑]
[Figure () the good is fierce jump wolves killing prophet; figure () be fierce jump Wolf teammates to killing; figure () is the Wolf seers to killing the hunter; figure () is the Wolf teammates requirement first night since the knife; figure () the witch found himself poison a true prophet; figure () the two seers to jump; figure () the entire water skiing Tony... [smiles]]

分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿

趣闻搞笑：
月日母亲节就要到了，还没有想好要送什么礼物么？教你DIY一张鲜花绽放的母亲节贺卡，超级赞，赶快学起来吧[耶]tRaVxMm
[Date of mothers day is coming, there has been no want to good to send what gift? Do-it-yourself a flower of mothers day card, awesome, hurry to learn [and] tRaVxMm]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！

思想聚焦：
柠檬和醋几乎解决了一切，实用技能，get√tRaccobo
[Lemon and vinegar solved almost all, practical skills, tRaccobo get)]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

全球热门搜罗：
教你种各种水果，卧槽，我读书少，你不要骗我！！！ tRaVMiLB .
[Teach you a variety of fruits, oh my god, I read books less, you dont lie to me!!!!!!!!!!!! TRaVMiLB.]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

人民日报：
【点赞！河北一护士长拥有项国家专利[good]】河北邯郸的一名护士葛志红，工作之余喜爱发明。她发现输液装置有缺陷，便描图、改造，设计了一个闭锁式输液调节装置，能防止患者自行调节滴速，消毒后可以重复使用。她现拥有项国家实用新型和外观专利，项国家发明专利。tRacFKcc
[【 thumb up! A head nurse in hebei have national patents [good]] a nurse GeZhiGong hebei handan, love invention after work. She found that infusion device is flawed, and tracing, the transformation, designed a locking type infusion adjusting device, to adjust the dripping speed, can prevent the patients after disinfection can be repeated use. She now has national utility model and appearance patents, national invention patent. tRacFKcc]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

次等水货：
他们的十五年。
[Their fifteen years. ]

是我。

一起神回复：
值得深思[思考]
[To ponder [thinking]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

嗨起来的Fuli君：
一些冷门有趣的知识，你知道几条？你来说一条冷门好用的知识，必须大家都不知道的。[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Some unpopular interesting knowledge, do you know what? You a less popular useful knowledge, must we all dont know. [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

做一个安静的huli君，给大家送huli，哈哈哈。

视觉酱：
超甜，外国一对结婚年的老夫妻，分享了两人维持快乐婚姻的秘诀，有爱又甜蜜，这狗粮吃的心服口服[心] tRaVLDbd
[Super sweet, foreign a couple had been married for years old couple, share for two people to maintain the secret of a happy marriage, with love and sweet, eat the dog food take orally tRaVLDbd [heart]]

横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同。

当时我就震惊了：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这就是软妹子和女汉子的区别，简直太形象了！[doge]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is a lovely girl and the man, the difference between image was too! [doge]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

衣锦夜行的燕公子：
各位观众，对不起，我叛变了，我和黄轩和好了。我也没有想到，本来是抱着谈离婚赡养费的心。
可是他真的好可爱。。。
眼睛看你的
救命。。。
我会好好对他的。。。
别骂了。。。
[Ladies and gentlemen, Im sorry, I defected, Huang Xuan and I made up. I did not think of, was holding the alimony by heart. but he was really cute... the eyes you help... Ill for his... dont scold... ]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

微天下：
【威海韩国国际幼儿园校车起火致名幼儿遇难】据韩国驻华大使馆消息，日上午时许，山东省威海市一隧道内，一辆韩国国际学校附属幼儿园校车发生燃烧事故，造成名幼儿和名司机遇难，教师重伤。遇难的幼儿园学生中人为韩国籍，另有人为中国国籍。
[[weihai international kindergarten school bus caught fire in South Korea to name children killed 】, according to south Korean embassy in Beijing Wednesday morning when xu, weihai in shandong province in a tunnel, a Korean international school affiliated kindergarten school bus, burning accident cause children and driver were killed, and teachers. The kindergarten students killed in artificial Korean and Chinese nationality. ]

全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台，新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信，或发邮件至microworlds@sina

VOGUE服饰与美容：
#VogueFilm# 记录，#吴亦凡# @Mr_凡先生与Burberry DK的一次相遇[心] tRaVIrnD
[# # # VogueFilm# records, wu queer @ Mr_ with Burberry, Mr. DK met a tRaVIrnD [heart]]

VOGUE是全球最领先的时尚杂志，是世界流行风潮的引领者。欢迎来到《Vogue服饰与美容》微博！

最神奇的视频：
小哥哥不肯拔牙，熊孩子在旁边果断一棍。意不意外，惊不惊喜。[二哈] tRaVMjB .
[Little brother is not willing to tooth extraction, bear children beside decisive a stick. Not surprised, surprised no surprise. [two ha] tRaVMjB.]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

同学你该吃药了：
狗子要被自家主人给逼疯了！干哈啊？！拿个什么玩意指着我，快点走开！！！[doge] tRaVciEO .
[The dog to be his owner to crazy!!! Stem ah? ! What with a pointed at me, hurry up go away!!!!!! [doge] tRaVciEO.]

歪腰歪腰。

新浪日娱：
#龟山退任# 富士电视台社长龟山千广退任，新社长宫内正喜将在下月正式接手！龟山社长于年月上任，面对收视低迷问题一直没有很好的解决。但他在前不久月日的例会上还表示“完全没考虑过退任”……
[# # guishan leave Fuji TV President guishan thousand widely exit, new presidential palace is pleased will officially take over next month! Guishan presidents in years in office, in the face of the ratings downturn has not been very good solution. But he also said on shortly before the date of meeting completely not considered exit... ]

新浪日本娱乐官方微博，分享最新、最全、最娱乐、最八卦的日娱消息。【霓虹星】栏目：ent.sinafjpnhxhgindex.shtml

我的前任是个极品：
#品姐枕聊室
[Elder sister pillow chat room #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

人民网：
【目睹女孩被重男轻女的奶奶责骂，广州一男生的举动感动所有人！[心] 】餐馆里偶遇小女孩被奶奶冷眼相待，广州一位男生买来食物、耐心陪伴，用委婉的方式让女孩明白：“错误的仅仅是陈旧的观念，你会有自己的未来！”@人民日报 tRacnBUn网友：超暖心，这样的大哥哥请给我来一打！
[【 watching the girl being preference grandmother scold, guangzhou a boy moved move all! [heart]] restaurant ran into the little girl was grandma stinginess, guangzhou a boy to buy food, patience, euphemistic way let the girl know wrong is just the old ideas, you will have your own future! @ the Peoples Daily tRacnBUn netizen the warm heart, so please give me a dozen big brother! ]

报道全球传播中国

全球奇闻趣事：
小短腿的一些日常，可以看整一天了。[哈哈]
[Little short legs everyday, we can see the whole day. [ha ha]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

Happy张江：
碉堡啦！#部票房过亿的喜剧片#，每个都能让你笑掉大牙，m了参考，无聊的时候可以慢慢看啊~ [酷]
[The bunker! Part # # box-office billions of comedy, everyone can make you laugh their fangs, m for reference, bored can slowly see ~ [cool]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

央视新闻：
【又萌又暖！毕业时她给每位同学画了动物版肖像[心]】即将初中毕业的重庆岁女孩李璐多，画了一幅米长的“毕业照”。画中，位同学形象、性格分别对应了不同的动物形象，有涂口红的猴子，戴金链子的章鱼……李璐多自己在画里变成了一只小鸟。有爱的毕业纪念！点赞[good]tRaVwAEA
[The MOE and warm! When graduation She gave each student version of the portrait painted animals [heart]] of the junior high school graduation year old girl from chongqing, drew a picture of a meter long graduation. , classmate, character image corresponding to the image of different animals, monkeys have lipstick, gold chain octopus... More from yourself into a little bird in the picture. Have a love of graduation mark! Thumb up tRaVwAEA [good]]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

段子楼：
经理：刚才不算，手气不好....
[Manager well, just too bad luck... ]

段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：

嘴巴笑抽筋了：
这个世界上，你永远亏欠的人只有一个。妈妈的世界很小，只装满了我。我的世界很大，常忽略了她。tRbqIXd
[In this world, there is only one forever indebted to you. My mothers world is very small, only filled with me. My world is very big, often ignored her. tRbqIXd]

一个默默的段子搬运骚年.！您的关注就是我搬运的动力.....合作投稿请私信

猫扑：
哥哥害怕不肯拔牙，熊弟弟在旁果断一棍！！[偷笑]tRaGZc
[Brother afraid of tooth extraction, brother bear in the decisive for a stick!!!!! [laughing] tRaGZc]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

凤凰卫视：
普京：听说我在中国成了网红？! [doge][doge][doge][笑cry]最后一张笑死了，小朋友：嘤嘤嘤你是这样的总统[二哈]
[Putin I heard that I became a web celebrity in China? ! [doge] [doge] [doge] [laughing cry] then a smile dead, melody you are such a kid they President [two ha]]

拉近全球华人距离

季箐：
语文老师说：“如果你越来越冷漠，你以为你成长了，但其实没有。长大应该是变得温柔，对全世界都温柔。”
[The language teacher said if you are more and more cold, you think you grow up, but actually not. Grow up should be gentle, gentle to all the world. ]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

宠物卖萌中心：
金毛一直在等主银开门给它，直到主银拿着零食叫它进去，金毛才发现原来前面没有玻璃门，整只汪都懵逼了。。。看来是个常撞玻璃门的孩砸啊。。。 #宠物卖萌中心# tRfkjG
[Dogs have been waiting for the silver to open the door to it, until the Lords silver take snacks to call it, golden retriever front no glass door, only to find that the original whole wang meng force. . . The child hit seemed to be often hit the glass door... # # tRfkjG pet show MOE center]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注不信你试一下(￣へ￣)

FortyLions：
又是我，没想到吧。
[Again, didnt I think of it. ]

Duebass

环球时报：
【山东威海一隧道发生交通事故致人死人重伤】记者从山东省威海市有关部门获悉，月日上午时，环翠区陶家夼隧道内发生一起交通事故，造成事故车辆起火。经进一步查明，事故车辆内共有人，其中人死亡，人重伤。@新华视点 tRaVyCIR（视频自网络）
[The shandong weihai a tunnel traffic accidents Cause the dead serious injuries 】 the reporter learns from weihai city of shandong province related departments, on the morning of February nd, huancui pottery house basis a traffic accident occurs in the tunnel, traffic accident caused by fire. Upon further found that traffic accident in mutual person, including deaths, seriously. @ xinhua viewpoint tRaVyCIR (video from Internet)]