Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    别急我们会有猫的，靠抢[喵喵]@潘潘爱吃肉肉：好可爱呀， 我要把你抱走[喵喵]
[Dont worry we will have a cat, by rob [meow] @ pan pan love to eat meat meat, very lovely ah, I want to held you go [meow]]

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冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈我就不信有人能忍住不笑！原谅我发出了杠铃般的笑声[笑cry]tRabSVeH ​
[Ha ha ha ha I dont believe someone keep from laughing! Forgive me sent a barbell laughter laugh cry tRabSVeH]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    如果你的爱豆要结婚了，泥萌觉得她穿上哪款最美腻？[色] ​
[If you are going to get married love beans, mud sprout think she put on which is the most beautiful be bored with? [color]]

南方都市报：
    【C试飞致起降浦东机场航班延误 有人投多家延误险万元入袋？律师：纯属段子】备受瞩目的国产大型客机C在浦东机场试飞成功。朋友圈传出消息，有投机者薅保险公司羊毛——预知航班可能延误，购买往返机票投保多家延误险，并称“稳稳入袋万元”。律师叶竹盛告诉南都，“靠薅延误险的羊毛收入万元，...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 C flight landing pudong airport flight delays Some ten thousand yuan several delay risks into the bag? Lawyer a purely jokes 】 high-profile domestic large aircraft flight in pudong airport C success. News circle of friends, there are speculators while insurance companies wool - may predict flight delays, buy a round trip ticket several delay risks, saying firmly into the bag of ten thousand yuan. Lawyer Ye Zhucheng tell nunn, by revenue was ten thousand yuan while delay risks of the wool,... m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
    #家家新闻# 【定位低于K 起亚焕驰有望于月正式上市】近日我们从相关渠道获悉，东风悦达起亚全新小型车焕驰有望于今年月正式上市。新车最初于月日开幕的上海车展正式发布，其基于海外版全新锐欧三厢版车型打造，虽然该车与起亚K同属于小型车级别，但该车的定位相比K更低，差异或主要体现在动力...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # every news 【 locate below K kia chun chi is expected to officially listed in month 】 we recently learned from relevant channels that dongfeng yueda kia new compact chun chi is expected to be listed on this years. New car initially in the launch date of the opening of the Shanghai auto show, it is based on the overseas edition of the new European version saloon cars, although the car belongs to small cars with kia K level, the localization of the vehicle is lower than K, the difference or mainly embodied in the dynamic... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #车主有话说#姑娘，放过汽车吧，我们聊一聊化妆品！tRaMsIG ​
[# # the owner say miss, let car, we talk about cosmetics. tRaMsIG]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

卢健生：
    还有牛鞭！
[And bullwhip!]

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卢健生：
    @成龙 大哥！
[@ Jacky!]

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谢娜：
    昨天收到很多神奇的孩子给我送的，自己做的生日礼物，很有爱，谢谢孩子们[心] 还收到可爱的阿拉蕾的视频，嗯哪，娜娜姐姐也希望有一天能像你一样漂亮，美丽，可爱[哈哈][太阳] tRabNgJf . ​
[Yesterday received a lot of magical children send me, do your own birthday, have a lot of love, thank you for the children [heart] also received a lovely video of our lady, well, nana sister also hope to one day be able to like you beautiful, beautiful, lovely [ha ha] [the] tRabNgJf.]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

新浪News：
    【就在今晚 夜空将上演星月童话】月至日连续两晚，苍穹将上演“木星伴月”美丽天象。晚点，月亮和木星将双双升入东南方天空，月亮放射银色光辉，木星如宝石镶嵌在月亮不远处，光芒相互辉映↓↓如用天文望远镜观测，还能发现今天木星有点不一样↓↓转给TA，一起看星月童话！ ​tRabNjv ​
[Leaves the night sky tonight will be the fairy tale 】 month to the day two nights in a row, the sky will be Jupiters moon beautiful celestial event. Later, the moon and Jupiter will have both to southeastern sky, the moon radiation silvery sheen, Jupiter like a diamond in the moon, light mutually left left if use astronomical telescope, can also find Jupiter is a bit different today left left to TA, watching moon fairy tale! tRabNjv]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【就在今晚 夜空将上演星月童话】月至日连续两晚，苍穹将上演“木星伴月”美丽天象。晚点，月亮和木星将双双升入东南方天空，月亮放射银色光辉，木星如宝石镶嵌在月亮不远处，光芒相互辉映↓↓如用天文望远镜观测，还能发现今天木星有点不一样↓↓转给TA，一起看星月童话！ ​tRabNjv ​
[Leaves the night sky tonight will be the fairy tale 】 month to the day two nights in a row, the sky will be Jupiters moon beautiful celestial event. Later, the moon and Jupiter will have both to southeastern sky, the moon radiation silvery sheen, Jupiter like a diamond in the moon, light mutually left left if use astronomical telescope, can also find Jupiter is a bit different today left left to TA, watching moon fairy tale! tRabNjv]

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一块去旅行：
    【墨尔本凯恩斯攻略】飞跃地球另一端，给自己的心灵放个假。[心]via.丶喵尔摩斯 ​
[Melbourne Keynesian strategy 】 【 leap at one end of the earth, give your mind a vacation. [heart] via., meow holmes]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪News：
    【澳洲三文鱼泛滥没人吃 渔民贱卖做龙虾饵料[吃惊]】澳大利亚西南部一海滩每年的、月都能吸引吨野生三文鱼。但渔民却愁坏了，因为这些三文鱼根本没人吃，原因让我大吃货国人民笑掉大牙↓↓[哈哈]三文鱼影响龙虾繁衍，被以人民币块一公斤的价格贱卖，用途让人直呼浪费↓↓tRabCwR ​
[No one had the Australian salmon flood Lobster fishermen sell do bait [surprised]] a beach southwest Australia each year, month, can attract tons of wild salmon. But fishermen sorrow is broken, because no one had any of these salmon, why let me laugh a lioness left left large swathes peoples (ha ha) salmon influence lobster breeding, be in yuan a kilogram of price sale, use waste left left tRabCwR say]

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薛蛮子：
    你们同意吗
[Do you agree?]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    岛国网红短腿喵Miru，今天不扶水管了，被窗外直升机声音吓到，钻进墙缝里扶冰箱去了...不救你，看你卖萌卖一会儿[爱你] ​
[Island web celebrity short legs meow Miru, today not lifted pipes, be afraid of helicopter noise outside the window and got into cracks in the rotary refrigerator to... Dont save you, see you show MOE sell a moment love you []]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

蔡依林：
    為五月國際不再恐同日 粉彩創作畫。
獻醜了 謝謝策展方的邀約！ ​
[为了五月国际不再恐同日粉彩画创作。< br >献丑谢了谢策展人邀约!​]

新浪News：
    【徐晓冬爆料赛事黑幕：主办方高价请日本人来挨揍[围观]】徐晓冬爆料，主办方请的不仅不是日本冠军，而且其真实身份竟如此令人啼笑皆非↓↓他还透露，在所有外国“参赛者”中，日本人因为某些不可描述的优点酬金最高↓↓“中途他还大声质问记者，我敢说你们敢播吗↓↓情绪激愤tRaboits ​
[【 Xu Xiaodong fact events the organizers, and the price please to his Japanese [watch]] Xu Xiaodong fact, the organizers please not only not the Japanese champion, and the true identity so farcical left left he also revealed that in all foreign contestants, the Japanese because some do not describe the advantages of the highest reward left left midway, he loudly query journalists, I dare say you are you dare to play left left angry tRaboits]

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优酷：
    #龙珠传奇# 今日传奇开播！故事讲述了前朝公主李易欢@杨紫 偶遇微服私访的康熙@秦俊杰 ，从试图接近并寻找复仇机会，到逐渐两心相许，这对欢喜冤家经历了真挚情感与国仇家恨的种种矛盾，#欢喜夫妇# 最终命运如何？上优酷，一同见证他们的故事吧！ ​
[# # dragon legend legend started today! Story tells the story of imperial princess li yi huan @ Andy traveling incognito hwa kang xi @ qin, from trying to reach and looking for revenge, to gradually hearts mutually, the comedy duo has experienced many of the contradictions in sincere emotion and cia hate country, # # happy couple ultimate fate? On youtube, witness their stories! ​]

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻# 【纳智捷新款纳将搭载PSA .T发动机】近日，我们从国家工信部燃料消耗量查询系统获悉，纳智捷新款纳将与近期上市的新款优 SUV一样，换装源自PSA的.T发动机。根据此前谍照来看，新车更换了新的车尾标识，并有望在今年年内上市销售。tRayCl ​
[# every news # 【 natrium wisdom jie new will carry a PSA. T engine 】 recently, we from the state ministry of fuel consumption query system, according to the wisdom jie new natrium will and recently listed on the new SUV, change from PSA. T engine. According to the photos, the new car to replace the new rear logo, and is looking to sale this year. tRayCl]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

卢健生：
    #简简单单又一餐# tzAJYs ​
[Another meal # # simple tzAJYs]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#为什么有钱人都喜欢大车？因为他们出门的时候怕装不下零钱！tRaMjMg ​
[# # travel life why rich people like cart? Because they are afraid of when you get to hold some money! tRaMjMg]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

Autobeta汽车杂志：
    这样的妹纸哪里去找！[doge] 妹纸送了一辆迈凯伦给自己的老公tRayjjI ​​​
[Such a girl where go to! [doge] girl sent a McLaren to own husband tRayjjI]

国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

玩转instagram：
    如果说美图手机真要有黄金构图的功能，你们想要吗？[doge]tRaZHxsQ ​
[If the beautiful mobile phone really want to have the function of gold composition, what do you want? [doge] tRaZHxsQ]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

小野妹子学吐槽：
    岛国摄影师Kagaya在镰仓海岸录制的视频，夜光虫形成的萤火海岸与宝瓶座流星雨交映成辉。完全现场，零修图之美...愿看到的人个个暴富，在星辰大海里数钱🙏 tRabaCAm . ​
[Island photographer Kagaya in kamakura coast to record video, the formation of noctiluca firefly coast and Aquarius meteor shower mirror cheng hui. The beauty of the scene, absolutely zero modification... 愿看到的人个个暴富，在星辰大海里数钱🙏 tRabaCAm ​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪News：
    【首届国家最高科技奖得主吴文俊逝世 享年岁 转发送别！[蜡烛]】我国著名数学家吴文俊院士因病医治无效，于月日时分去世，享年岁。吴文俊年放弃在法国的优越条件回到祖国。他对数学的主要领域拓扑学做出重大贡献↓↓网友：很遗憾用这样的方式认识您，一路走好[蜡烛]tRabXzH ​
[The highest awards winners first national classical Chinese mathematics, died Died at the age of forwarding farewell! [candle]] member of Chinas famous mathematician classical Chinese mathematics heal is invalid due to illness, died in February nd, at the age of years old. In classical Chinese mathematics to give up in France is advantageous conditions back to the motherland. His main areas of mathematical topology make a significant contribution to the left left netizen I regret to know you in this way, all the way walk good tRabXzH [candle]]

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薛蛮子：
    分享图片 ​
[Share photos]

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青年时报：
    【中到大雨局部有暴雨！杭州今夜到明天又要开始下雨了！】阳光隐隐，清风徐徐，这个周末不雨不晒、不冷不热、不闷不燥，实属难得。但随着双休日的落幕，好天气也即将暂告一个段落。各位小伙伴注意，杭州雨今天晚上又要下起来了！tRabhA ​
[There are heavy rain to heavy rain in local! Hangzhou again tonight to tomorrow to rain!] The sun, the breeze, this weekend no rain no sun, no cold no hot, stuffy dry, it is rare. However, as the double cease day, good weather will tell a paragraph. Attention, the junior partner in hangzhou tonight again want to rain! tRabhA]

新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。

新浪News：
    【丈夫家暴后道歉 妻子：辣椒酱里放了老鼠药 别吃[拜拜]】黄山一男子和妻子吵架，使用了暴力手段，并连女儿一起恐吓↓↓次日男子和妻子低头认错，结果妻子说：“桌上那瓶辣椒酱别吃，放了老鼠药。”男子大骇之下报警。警方在辣椒酱里检出老鼠药成分。但检方决定不起诉女子↓↓tRabiC ​
[The husband to apologize after domestic violence Wife put the mouse medicine dont eat chili sauce [bynum]] a man quarreled with his wife, huangshan USES violence, intimidation and even daughter left the man and his wife had left the next day, the wife say the bottle on the table dont eat chili sauce, put the rat poison. The man under the big scary alarm. The police detection rat medicine ingredient in chili sauce. But prosecutors decided not to indict woman left left tRabiC down]

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南方都市报：
    【真实的武林：偶有纷争 多止于言】徐晓冬KO太极拳师魏雷后，有人大赞打假，有人直言炒作…现实中的武林究竟是什么样的？佛山，全国唯一的“中国功夫之城”，又有着怎样的武林江湖？佛山武林，起源于明朝。真正扬名海外，是从上世纪年代香港功夫片的巅峰时代开始。佛山武林有着两大武术团体：一个是...全文： m.weibo ​
[[real wulin occasional disputes Stop to speak more 】 Xu Xiaodong KO tai chi after Wei Lei, teachers have a great impact of National Peoples Congress, someone say hype... What kind of reality in wulin is? Foshan, the only Chinese kung fu city, and how the wulin runescape? Foshan wulin, originated in the Ming dynasty. Really famous overseas, start from the peak of the Hong Kong martial arts films of the last century s era. Foshan wulin has two martial arts groups one is... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪News：
    【岁男童坠楼父母熟睡不知 邻居气愤掌掴孩子父母】长沙一名三岁男童从楼坠下，而孩子的父母竟然正在熟睡完全没有察觉。幸亏孩子福大命大，被它接住保住了性命↓↓孩子陷入昏迷，环卫工上前搭救，而亲生父母的反应却气得邻居打了他们一巴掌↓↓现场真是看得人心惊肉跳↓↓[生病]tRabJar ​
[The boy fall asleep parents dont know Neighbors angry slap parents 】 a three-year-old boy falling from buildings in changsha, and the parents of the children are asleep totally unaware. Thanks to the child crawfords deadly, left left by catch it survived the child into a coma, municipal workers to deliver, and the response of the biological parents but I was so angry neighbors played they slap left left the scene is the superlatives willies left left tRabJar [ill]]

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冷笑话精选：
    人民币玩家VS普通玩家[摊手] ​​​
[Yuan vs. ordinary players [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博汽车：
    #微博汽车趣闻# 碰瓷，给你头狮子，你敢要吗？ [笑cry]
[# # weibo car anecdotes racketeer, give you a lion, you dare to? [laughing cry]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

卢健生：
    小休复出，踢足全场，因舟车劳顿未在最佳状态。上半场错过数次射门机会，下半场一次把握对方后卫回传失误，冲前第一时间左脚低射入网，之后接应队友羅偉志右路底线传中，右脚扫射入网。临完场前门前一码打飞机，未能连中三元。感谢队友助攻！ ​
[Small Hugh comeback, kicks, due to eastlands has not in the best state. Miss shot several times in the first half, the second half a grasp the defender returned error, washed before left foot shot into the net, the first time after the effort Luo Weizhi right bottom line crosses, right foot shot into the net. Came on in the front yard plane, not even in the three yuan. Thank you so much for his teammates. ​]

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汽车之家：
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[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ​​​​]

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[# # traffic vientiane love aunt, not every car can cut stalks of! tRUqQiTd]

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