2017年5月6日星期六

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    @TOMFORD汤姆福特 你家eric david jack leonardo等个男友一起卖炸鸡还卖不过肯德基爷爷一个人?!@剁手公主@Givenchy紀梵希 你家小羊皮改小牛皮,顺道把嫩牛五方出了 这样一举两得成本低,商业计划我都替你想好了,就问你惊不惊喜意不意外 @赤道少女@YSL圣罗兰美妆 你什么时候出炸鸡?
[@ TOMFORD Tom ford your Eric David jack leonardo selling Fried chicken is selling like a boyfriend but KFC grandpa a person? ! @ princess cut hand @ Givenchy Givenchy Change your suede leather, by the way your tender beef five parties so kill two birds with one stone cost is low, business plan I think good for you, ask you isnt surprise means not surprised @ girls @ YSL yves saint Laurent beauty makeup the equator What time do you out of the Fried chicken?]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪News:
    【民警:逆行影响交通!大妈:谁是交通[摊手]】日前,江苏淮安一位大妈因驾驶电动车逆行被交警拦下,然而大妈不仅拒绝配合检查,在听到民警说“逆行影响交通”后,还强词夺理“哪个是交通?”,并继续对民警叫嚣甚至动起了手↓↓,最终大妈被拘留天。tRaUYjjP ​
[[police retrograde influence traffic! Boyle who is traffic [stand hand]], jiangsu huaian an aunt for electric car retrograde was stopped by traffic police and aunt not only refused to cooperate with inspection, however, after hearing retrograde influence traffic police said, also argue irrationally which is the traffic? , and continue to police screamed even move hand left left, eventually Boyle was detained days. tRaUYjjP]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

小野妹子学吐槽:
    最右→_→ @Wyttttttt_Lu哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 @一片芦苇丷哈哈哈哈@_枳鹿哈哈哈@领悟lv哈哈哈@是你憨憨的努努嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎 tRaUSbiQ @奇怪气味蔬菜爱好者“饱晗不知饿晗饥”
[The most right > _ > @ Wyttttttt_Lu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ a reed 丷 ha ha ha ha @ _ is definite deer ha ha ha @ apprehend the lv ha ha ha @ your HanHanDe nunu ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga tRaUSbiQ @ strange smell vegetables lovers full Han know hungry Han hunger]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪News:
    【骑自行车超速被抓!这个青岛小伙子火了[doge]】近日,青岛一男子因骑车速度太快而受到处罚:路段限速kmh,他竟然骑到了kmh 。而且男子全副武装,看样子就是在机动车道上练手啊...↓↓这实拍也是引得网友直呼:未来的奥运冠军可能要被警察蜀黍耽误了[二哈]tRaUjXz ​
[【 caught speeding by bike! The Qingdao young man fire [doge]] recently, Qingdao, a man punished by bike too fast, the speed limit road KMH, he actually ride to KMH. And man armed to the teeth, it looks like is on the road try... Left left the scene shooting down is that net friend call the future of the Olympic champion may be police sorghum delayed two ha tRaUjXz]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

小S:
    快別這麼說啊!不過如果是真心話也是可以多說 @电影吃吃的爱官博哈哈哈哈,您这样说,S姐会骄傲的 #吃吃的爱定档# @舒淇甘拜下風[作揖][作揖][作揖] @小S我想哭但是哭不出來~~
[Dont say so fast! But if it is true also can say more @ movies eat love, ha ha ha ha, you say so, # S sister would be proud to eat love set file # @ shu qi candidly admit defeat [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] @ small S I want to cry but cry not to come out ~ ~]

僅限工作連絡請mailsosshu@gmail. tel---

小野妹子学吐槽:
    一个接近网游寿命大限的游戏,能让八百万玩家和主播西装出镜怒撕“死肥宅”论,可见粉丝对DNF有着多么可怕的执念。tRafVUL ​
[A close game life time of the game, can make eight million players and anchor suit with anger to tear dead fat curtilage theory of lens, visible fans of DNF obsession with terrible. tRafVUL]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博位置:
    “我跳起来离太阳近,所以我皮肤黑”[喵喵][喵喵]tRaLzeVc tRyhiP ​
[I jumped up near the sun, so my skin is black [meow] [meow] tRaLzeVc tRyhiP]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

冷笑话精选:
    看看牛人是怎么玩塑料瓶的……真的太有才了!转存,说不定哪天就用上了!tRaUoHmn ​
[Look at how people play with plastic bottles... Really too talented! Archived, perhaps which day to use! tRaUoHmn]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪News:
    【地铁上争座位 大妈直接脱掉上衣“约架”[吃惊]】日前在印度首都新德里的一辆地铁列车上,一名来自非洲的大妈和她的朋友,为了座位与周围的印度男人们发生了口角。吵到激烈处,男人开始用带有种族歧视意味的语言辱骂,没想到大妈直接脱掉上衣“约架”↓↓,瞬间镇住全场...tRaUWDZ ​
[[on the subway seat Boyle directly took off his coat about before [surprised]] on a subway train in the Indian capital new Delhi, an aunt and her friends from Africa, in order to seat and around India men quarrel happened. Noisy to fierce, men began with racist abuse of interest, I didnt think Boyle directly took off his coat frame left, left, down instantly suppress the whole... tRaUWDZ]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

青年时报:
    【杭州民办初中今日自主招生面谈,杯赛类证书不再是敲门砖!】今年,杭州所民办初中招生,其中所民办初中报名人数超出计划招生数,进行摇号派位。派位结束后,各学校根据前期收到的学生简历,选出各项条件与学校理念相匹配的学生,通知自主招生面谈……tRaUOnfr ​
[【 autonomous enrolment interview today hangzhou private junior high school, cup class certificate is no longer a ticket! This year, hangzhou junior high school of run by the recruitment of students, including junior high school of run by the turnout is beyond the enrollment plan, for a lottery central allocation. After the central allocation, various schools according to the previous received resume, choose the terms match the concept of school student, notify the independent admission interview... tRaUOnfr]

新闻推动进步。青年时报,在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线:。

angelababy:
    我立白了!.广州花城广场,欢迎来我们绿色健康的家,要来的小伙伴比个心呗!@黄晓明 @立白给你绿色健康的家 ​
[I made white! . Guangzhou huacheng square, welcome to our green healthy home, to a friend than a heart bai! @ huang xiaoming @ made white green and healthy home for you]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

一块去旅行:
    原来照片还能这么拍?[哈哈]教你不用PS如何拍出很酷的照片。 tRaUuhz . ​
[The original pictures can also be so? (ha ha) teach you how to clap a cool without PS. TRaUuhz.]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

谢娜:
    今晚快乐大本营,欢乐 狼🐺人[抱抱]杀[二哈] ,来吧[来]
[今晚快乐大本营,欢乐 狼🐺人[抱抱]杀[二哈] ,来吧[来]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# 【配置丰富 东风标致将于月日上市】近日,我们从相关渠道获悉,东风标致将于月日正式上市。新车定位于一款座中型SUV,采用了与车型高度相似的内外设计,并将推出搭载.T.T两种动力的共计款车型。根据此前消息,新车标配有全景天窗、.英寸全液晶仪表盘、英寸触屏...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # every news 【 configuration is rich Dongfeng Peugeot will be listed on month day 】 recently, we learn from the relevant channels, dongfeng Peugeot will be officially listed on February nd. New car in a mid-sized SUV, have adopted similar to the model height design inside and outside, and will be running. T.T of a total of two kinds of dynamic model. According to the news, the new logo is equipped with a panoramic sunroof,. Inches LCD panel, inch touch screen... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

玩转instagram:
    收了!@雪代樱_玛丽苏公主病晚期 马眼妆 @向日葵园晒太阳的胖兔子学习学习
[Charge! @ sakura snow generation _ Mary Sue the late princess disease The horse eye makeup @ sunflowers garden in the sunshine fat rabbit learning how to learn]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

玛莎拉蒂_Maserati:
    #爱上玛莎拉蒂的个理由# 点亮城市夜景。 ​
[# love maserati a reason # light city at night. ​]

传承意大利经典设计和手工定制传统,玛莎拉蒂旗下QP总裁轿车、Ghibli轿车、SUV Levante、GT跑车、GC敞篷跑车完美诠释优雅、奢华、运动与激情,带您体验无与伦比的驾乘感受,助您开启卓尔不凡的人生旅程。

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#GTR战神生产过程![good][good][good] tRaZQEeJ ​
[Old driver class # # GTR ares production process! [good] [good] [good] tRaZQEeJ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

平安北京:
    #微实验#【杨柳絮着火,有多大危险,看看吧】大兴消防支队使用杨柳絮做了一项引燃实验,结果如何呢?tRawIZu ​
[# # micro experiment [flocculant willows on fire, how dangerous, look at it] daxing fire detachment flocculant used willow did a pilot experiment, result? tRawIZu]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷:
    #酷调查#这些手绘的明星,你最喜欢辣个?[舔屏] ​
[# # cool survey the hand-painted stars, hot do you like best? [lick screen]]

新浪News:
    【C中国只负责“造个壳”?中国商飞回应!】昨天,国产大型客机C在上海首飞成功,而对于近来流传的“这款大飞机中国主要是造了个壳子”的说法,中国商飞美国有限公司执行董事叶伟霸气回击了种种谣言↓↓“C机体从设计、计算、试验、制造等均为中国自主进行。”[good]tRaUNfvd ​
[【 C only responsible for China to build a shell? Comac response!] Yesterday, the domestic large aircraft C first flight successfully in Shanghai, for the recent spread of the China is the large aircraft mainly made a joke, comac America co., LTD., executive director of the Ye Wei swagger back the rumors left left C the body from the design, calculation, test, manufacturing, etc are all Chinese independently. [good] tRaUNfvd]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    【雾霾天安全行车必备指南![good]】 ​
[The safe driving must-have guide fog day! [good].]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

优酷:
    #来优酷看花少#杨佑宁,这个man到深处自然娘的人,会做饭又会冲浪身材完美会撒娇的耿直boy,在接下来的旅行中又要带给我们什么惊喜?周日晚尽在优酷看[色][色]#花儿与少年# ​
[# # to youku see spend less Tony Yang, and the people who man to the depths of the natural mother, can cook and surfing perfect figure showing the uprightness boy, and on the next trip will bring us what surprise? On Sunday night in youku to see [color] [color] flowers and young # #]

新浪News:
    【“皮卡丘”跳舞场面太萌 但其中一只竟然泄气了![二哈]】近日,在韩国松岛举行的世界“精灵宝可梦”节上,位舞者装扮成“皮卡丘”欢快起舞。但一分钟后,领舞的“皮卡丘”开始泄气,好像身体被掏空...所幸它被工作人员及时抬下。这场面也是萌出鼻血了↓↓,请备好纸巾。tRaUpgd ​
[【 Pikachu dancing scene too MOE But one of them was quite frustrated! Ha] [two] recently, the world in Han Guosong island fairy treasure can dream festival, dancers dressed up as Pikachu danced merrily. Takes but a minute later, the Pikachu began to lose heart, as if the body is empty... Fortunately, it was staff carried off in time. The eruption nosebleed left left the scene, please ready paper towels. tRaUpgd]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

但斌:
    乌海湖,黄河流域的水分配是个问题。 ​
[Lake in wuhai, the Yellow River basin water allocation is a problem. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪News:
    【乞丐年讨遍全国 承认有楼还有车[摊手]】近日,在辽宁沈阳出现了一伙乞讨者:他们有人躺在烈日下一动不动,有人在一旁哭天嚎地...再三追问下,乞讨者承认自己其实不穷,不仅有两套二层楼房还有车。当被问及“乞讨收入如何”时,老汉的回答真是让人大跌眼镜↓↓tRaUKmAo ​
[The beggar years admitted to win over the country are building and car [stand hand]] recently, in liaoning shenyang appeared a group of beggars some of them lying motionless in the hot sun, someone crying beside day cry to... Repeatedly pressed by, people have to admit that you actually, not only had two sets of buildings and cars. When asked about beg how income, the old mans answer is surprisingly left left tRaUKmAo]

新浪新闻手机客户端全面升级,支持Android、iOS、Symbian。最新的iPad客户端即将发布,全面支持iOS,解决之前的闪退问题。下载地址: m.sinamsinanews.html

南方都市报:
    【令人发指!保姆疯狂掌掴岁老人 监控记录下全程】广东中山林先生家岁阿婆患老年失智症,由于家人工作忙无法全天照顾,便请了保姆。此前,家人发现阿婆身上有伤,保姆称是婆婆自己摔的。林家调取监控,才发现老人被保姆虐待,一幕幕触目惊心。中山电视台tRaUKWlo tRaUtiw ​
[【 outrageous! Nanny crazy slap - year - old monitor to record the entire 】 guangdong zhongshan Lin home - year - old woman suffering from senile dementia, with family work favour not round-the-clock care, then please nanny. Previously, the family found a Po injury, nanny said her mother-in-law broke myself. Lin Lin, quashing monitoring found that the old man, abused by her nanny scenes. Zhongshan station tRaUKWlo tRaUtiw]

欢迎同时关注南都微信(搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可)

但斌:
    @i_love_your_mama:自古以来,中国人的一切都主要依附于政府。这和别国不同,别国历来有君权,神权,资本权。君权崩溃,并不能带来社会崩溃。中国则不行,一旦政府崩溃或打个盹,社会即崩溃或混乱。除了高度组织起来的msl,其他族群就是羔羊群。所以,一定要摧毁这种组织,无关善恶,况且其大恶
[@ i_love_your_mama since ancient times, all of the Chinese people are mainly dependent on the government. That, unlike other countries, other countries traditionally have principalities, divine right, the right of capital. Principalities collapse, not bring social collapse. China has not, once the government collapse or take a nap, social collapse or confusion. In addition to the highly organized MSL, other ethnic group is a lamb. So, you must destroy the organization, has nothing to do with good and evil, and his wickedness]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @running-guy:基因检测显示大部分回族的父母系基因都是汉族,色目回在朱元璋杀色目人后剩下很少,剩下的是色目人的汉族仆人改信的穆斯林以及后来各次战争被迫或自愿改信的汉族穆斯林。解放前政府认为回族是信伊斯兰教的汉人,西北回族首领马鸿奎等三马和白崇禧也是这个观点,解放后学苏联搞民族识别
[@ running - guy genetic tests show that most genes are the han nationality, hui parents color mesh back after zhu yuanzhang killed semu rarely left, the rest are semu han servant converted to muslims and later all wars forced or voluntary converted to han Chinese muslims. Government think hui before liberation is the han Chinese Islam, northwest hui chief Ma Hongkui three-horse and bai is also the point of view, such as the liberation of the Soviet union to ethnic identification]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @乖乖小猫咪儿:中国是世俗社会宗教只能臣服在法律之下@请你照亮我前行 现在的形势是法律根本就不怎么管宗教,宗教已经强势到干预世俗法律了@低調奢華内涵有:最近几年国内微博很多对立汉族和伊斯兰言论,我不想站队只希望大家能和睦相处好好生活,人人平等宗教的归宗教,法律的归法律不偏不倚
[@ darling kittens son China is a secular society religion can only surrender @ you light up my forward under the law Now the situation is how law dont tube religion, religion has a strong intervention to the secular law the @ low-key costly connotation in recent years the domestic weibo a lot of opposing the han nationality and the islamic comments, I dont want to take only hope everybody can get along with a good life, everyone is equal religion to religion, law of impartial]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #新车官图# 【前脸升级 标致新款海外版官图发布】近日,标致汽车发布了新款标致(国内称为标致S)官方图片,从图中来看,新车换装了与年月在国内市场上市的新一代(三厢版)几乎相同的前脸设计。据悉,新车有望于今年月正式在海外市场发布。tRaQxxW ​
[# # new officer figure [former face upgrade Peugeot new overseas edition of the official figure released 】 recently, Peugeot car issued new Peugeot (referred to as domestic Peugeots official pictures, to see from the table, the new change and years in the domestic market of a new generation of almost the same (sedan) before the face of the design. It is reported that new car is expected this year officially released in overseas markets. tRaQxxW]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小S:
    看你整我整很爽
[See you the whole my whole good]

僅限工作連絡請mailsosshu@gmail. tel---

但斌:
    [心][握手][作揖]@朱砂的码字人生:第一次看到这句话,就觉得说得太到位了,于是抄了下来,不成想几年后竟然用上了。没想到黄将军是但总的亲人,相信如果还是黄将军镇守银川,宁夏不会这个样子。向老将军致敬!
[Shake hands [heart] [] [bowing] @ the code word of cinnabar in life first to see this sentence, I feel said too in place, and copy down, we should use after a few years. Didnt think general huang was, but the total relatives believe if or general huang guarding yinchuan, ningxia will not like this. Hail to the old general!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小S:
    他好像已消失在地球
[He seemed to have disappeared in the earth]

僅限工作連絡請mailsosshu@gmail. tel---

小野妹子学吐槽:
    不愧是中国首屈一指的大型真人互动密室逃脱项目,迷宫创意指数五颗星,绕了二十分钟我终于找到朋友了...爱他就约他在南京新街口地铁站见面[doge] tzAtDw ​
[Not the kui is Chinas leading large human interaction chamber of escape, maze creativity index of five stars, around minutes I finally found my friend... Love him about his meet in nanjing xinjiekou subway station [doge] tzAtDw]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小S:
    看我的電影買你的衣服~
[Watching a movie I buy your clothes ~]

僅限工作連絡請mailsosshu@gmail. tel---

没有评论:

发表评论