TEST BY SENRSL: Dont want to be a model of a chef is not a good actor work contact email to zhangliangstudio@vip.qq

张亮Sean：
#最丢人的一条微博# 一早起床发现一身伤…问我儿子昨天我干嘛了？他一脸嫌弃的说：你跟哥们儿喝完酒比赛爬树来着……你爬的最高[doge]神经病…… 我问你当时问什么不管着我点？[晕][晕][晕]好吧！我错了…
[# # the most shameful a tweet found early in the morning get up a wound... Ask my son yesterday I why? He said a face of abandon, with your buddy after drinking wine game climb again... You climb the highest [doge] mental derangement... I asked what you were asked whether my points? [dizzy] [dizzy] [dizzy] okay! I was wrong... ]

不想做模特的厨师不是好演员工作联系邮箱 zhangliangstudio@vip.qq

思想聚焦：
日子总会好。[心]
[Life is always good. [heart]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

我的前任是个极品：
在海鲜市场看门的喵。。。别人家的喵星人，太厉害了！tRaysqX
[In the seafood market watchdogs meow... Other peoples meow star man, amazing! tRaysqX]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈好可爱！拍摄航空展时，摄友们整齐的动作，跟“豌豆射手”似的[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha so cute! Shoot air show, the action of the friends and tidy, and the heel pea shooter [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

笑多了会怀孕：
笑哭，奇葩说这期的这段你绝对不能错过，太逗了[笑cry]。tRayoCIh
[Laugh cry, exotic said that the issue of this you must not miss, too funny laugh cry. tRayoCIh]

爱笑的人运气不会太差。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。

人民日报：
【后把《琵琶行》编成流行歌曲网友：能把高考古诗全写成歌吗？】“同是天涯沦落人，相逢何必曾相识。”虐了高考生千百遍的《琵琶行》，你现在能记多少？戳↓正确背诵姿势！妈妈再也不用担心你背古诗[doge]@平行世界工作室tRaymNk
[【 after the pipa into popular songs Net friend can write poems in the college entrance examination all songs? With is tianya reduced, why should meet had met. Abuse of the high examinee hundreds times pipa, can you remember now? Stamp left right down to recite pose! My mother dont have to worry about your poems [doge] @ studio tRaymNk parallel world]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

当时我就震惊了：
一定要好好珍惜这样的人[抱抱]
[Such a man must cherish [hug]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

喵星人的喵星球：
海鲜市场帮主人看店的喵，不偷吃还会抓老鼠，真是敬业的好员工！tRayg
[Seafood market wang people watch shop meow, still can catch mice dont steal to eat, is really good dedicated staff! tRayg]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon

英国那些事儿：
他不是医护人员，却总比救护车出现的还及时.....他是印度的“黄金分钟爷爷”…一个多年一直奔跑在救人第一线的老人....
[Not medical staff, he is better than an ambulance appeared also in time... He is Indias grandpa gold minutes... A many years has been run in the first line of the old man save... ]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

不二大叔说：
转发这条微博，你的昵称后面会出现小爱心！ #甜蜜#
[Forward this message, your nickname will appear behind the little love! Sweet # #]

公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值QQ

一起神吐槽：
后面那个洗车的过分了！[笑cry]tRayJMF
[Behind the car wash away too far! [laughing cry] tRayJMF]

你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎，节操必失，三观毁尽...

澎湃新闻：
【汪涵自掏万保护方言：不能让孩子们只会说普通话和英语】“现在很多孩子只会说普通话和英文了，我觉得很可惜，因为每种方言都代表了一种地域文化。”四十岁生日时，汪涵就开始思考将来与这个世界告别时的身份到底是什么，不是明星，也不是节目主持人，他更希望人们记住他的是，一个语言保护者。两
[【 Wang Han pay than protecting dialects dont let the children only speak mandarin and English 】 now many children can only speak mandarin and English, I think its a pity, because each dialect represents a kind of regional culture. Forty years old birthday, Wang Han began to think about the future and what is the status of the the world goodbye, not a star, also is not the host, he want people to remember him, a language protector. two]

有内涵的时政新媒体

这里是美国：
纯人声版《加州旅馆》，听到起鸡皮疙瘩了，太好听！[心]tRqBNE
[Pure vocals version hotel California, heard the goose bumps, too good to listen! [heart] tRqBNE]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

Happy张江：
说的太好了！！这是你生命中最好的年纪，身体健康，亲人安在，现世安稳。可惜你意识不到，因为一点小事，心情就一团糟。[抱抱]
[Say of good!! This is the best age in your life, healthy body, the family in, the secular. Its a pity that you dont realize, because of the little things, the mood is a mess. [hug]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

八哥专用：
韩国男星孔刘最近来台湾举办粉丝见面会，在见面会上，他自称是孔子的后代，并笑说：“我的父母应该不可能跟我说谎。”
[South Korean actor gong yoo recently held in Taiwan fans meeting, the meeting, he said he is a descendant of Confucius, and smile to say my parents should cant lie to me. ]

娱乐有理，吐槽无罪。

头条新闻：
【C中国只负责“造个壳”？中国商飞回应】昨天，国产大型客机C在上海首飞成功，对于“这款大飞机中国主要是造了个壳子”的说法，中国商飞美国有限公司执行董事叶伟称，这是一种误解。C机体从设计、计算、试验、制造等均为中国自主进行，设计研制中有多项重大技术突破。tRayxxE
[【 C only responsible for China to build a shell? Comac response] yesterday, china-made large aircraft C first flight successfully in Shanghai, for the big plane is mainly made a joke in China, comac America co., LTD., said executive director Ye Wei this is a misunderstanding. C the body from the design, calculation, test, manufacturing, etc are all independently in China, development of design has a number of major technological breakthrough. tRayxxE]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

舒畅：
读白，亦独白。读白，也留白。#白小兔的日常#
[Read white, also monologue. Read white, white space, too. Daily # # white rabbit]

工作联系qiqiqiqi@sina

噗嗤大叔：
为什么女孩子不要轻易同居？亲历者，她们想对你说…
[Why girls dont live together? , they want to say to you... ]

公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

我的厕所读物：
刚看到的一个帖子——婚礼现场，新郎请来了白月光前任，新娘蒙在鼓里，反应过来后直接落跑了。现在新郎一直打她电话，而她准备拉黑再也不见…
[Just saw a post - the wedding, the groom invited the former white moonlight, the bride in the dark, to react after falls directly run. Now the groom has to call her, and she is going to block not again... ]

有一天，你看到我的微博，从此你再也没从马桶上下来

最神奇的视频：
高手话不多，哈哈哈哈一路唱山歌，笑死我了！[笑cry] tRayCIgI .
[Master of few words, ha ha ha ha to sing folk song all the way, killing me! [laughing cry] tRayCIgI.]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

中国新闻网：
【歌唱我们亲爱的祖国，从今走向繁荣富强~[心]】在C落地后，抑制不住激动的@中国商飞工作人员在跑道边齐唱《歌唱祖国》！@观察者网 tRajNNp 看完鼻子有点酸！行进中的中国，正不断放飞更斑斓的梦想！
[【 singing our dear motherland, from now on towards prosperity ~ [heart]] in C after landing, could not restrain excited @ comac staff at the edge of the runway singing the ode to the motherland. Net tRajNNp @ observer watching the nose a little acid! Travel in China, are continuously released more colorful dream! ]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

北美吐槽君：
胸口做手术留下一道疤，男朋友看到竟然嫌弃我
[Chest surgery left a scar, see should abandon my boyfriend]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

作家崔成浩：
司令官的早餐…
[The commanders breakfast... ]

心系平壤，从未离开。工作联系：cuichenghao@vip.

葡萄-Lee：
这个凉鞋去年月份试脚通过的，不知道要的亲多不多，这个鞋非常费皮料，这个脚背的花瓣整块皮不间断，喜欢这款的多嘛
[The sandals last year in the feet, through the test, do not know how much you have to kiss, its a very fee leather shoes, the instep of the petals of a whole piece of leather uninterrupted, much like this]

女子本弱，为母则刚

韩国me2day：
【Dispatch】#君主-假面的主人# 世子殿下#金明洙# ,势要成为王的男人.舔屏模式可以开启了[舔屏]
[Dispatch # # # monarch - mask master his royal highness prince, l #, ShiYao become the kings men. Lick screen mode can be openedlick screen]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

神店买家秀：
这家野生动物园要逆天！为了防止老虎逃跑，故意上演了一出杀鸡儆“虎[喵喵]”
[The wildlife park to go! In order to prevent the tiger escape, staged an intentionally kill chickens to watch tiger [meow]]

逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

泰国零距离：
请问吃海鲜最该去什么地方？当然是泰国！不管你是想去海鲜市场自己淘，还是到餐馆坐着慢慢享受，泰国都能满足你。让你吃到天昏地暗！吃到生无可恋！赶紧趁着免签证费，去吃到扶墙出！[馋嘴][馋嘴]
[Could you please tell me where seafood the most? Thailand, of course! Whether you want to go to the seafood market for yourself, or sitting in the restaurant to enjoy slowly, Thailand can satisfy you. Let you eat to the dark! Eat to no love! Hurry to eat while avoid visa fee, to help out the wall. [available] [available]]

泰国不仅仅只有人妖....还有很多好吃的，好玩的，好看的。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。

我与贱客的日常：
要流星是吧？惊不惊喜，意不意外...[笑cry][哆啦A梦微笑]
[To a meteor, right? Dont surprise surprise, meaning not surprised... [laughing cry] [doraemon smile]]

各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

全球奇闻趣事：
看看牛人是怎么玩塑料瓶的，最后一个笑了一晚上！ tRayoN .
[Look at how people play with plastic bottles, the last laugh a night! TRayoN.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国一妹子家里生了几只小奶猫，被妈妈瞬间做成了柏叶年糕...真想一口一个[馋嘴][馋嘴]
[Island a sister gave birth to a few small milk cat home, was mother instantly made into cypress leaf rice cakes... Really want to bite a [available] [available]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

所长别开枪是我：
大家好，转发这块心型土猪肉一周后会得到真爱。
[Everybody is good, forward the heart-shaped soil pork will get true love after a week. ]

公众号：suozhangbiekaiqiang

宫崎骏漫画全集：
《犬夜叉》完结篇最后部分，感觉炒鸡温馨，满满的都是感动[心] tRayCwMM .
[The final inuyasha is the last part, the feeling is Fried chicken, warmth, all is touched tRayCwMM [heart].]