微博搞笑排行榜：
我做梦到都想要发生的事。
[I dream to want to happen. ]
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思想聚焦：“相爱是吸引，而相处是改变。”[心]
[Love each other is to attract, and get along is change. [heart]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
北京人不知道的北京事儿：北京火车站候车室里，一群退伍的老兵。前一秒，这个兵还笑着向战友们敬礼，当他的战友们踏入安检门的那一刻，他的眼泪就再也忍不住了。。。[泪]
[Beijing railway station in the waiting room, a group of veterans. One moment, the soldiers also saluted the comrades, smiling, when his comrades into my torso at that moment, his tears cant help anymore... [] of tears]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
视频之家：【初一boy马景涛附体狂喊次：喜欢你未获芳心，日本中学小男生黯然神伤，哭得梨花带雨】“爱之日”告白大会最后登场的是一位初一的小男孩，看上去小小的一只，却是全场最有爆发力的告白者。面对喜欢的女生，他狂喊了次“喜欢你”。不管结局如何，年后回首往事，他一定能挺起胸膛说：“我的青春没
[[the first boy Steve appendage crazy shout time like you did not get a heart, feel dejected Japanese high school boy, cry pear flower take rain 】 confessions love on the day of the conference the end is a new boy looks a little one, it is full of the most explosive confessions. In front of the girls like, he shouted, love you. No matter the ending how, years later, looking back, he will be able to stand up said my youth]
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新浪娱乐：【王俊凯北电报道 全程仅用分钟】月日，北京电影学院开学第二天，@TFBOYS-王俊凯 现身报道，他穿着格子衬衫和牛仔外套，戴着口罩，自己拿着通知书等文件办手续。据爆料，王俊凯点便来到学校，由于报到新生很少，整个过程只用了分钟。恭喜小凯正式成为大学生啦！[鼓掌]tRNODFQ
[【 chun-kai wang nortel reports With only minutes], all the way, the Beijing film academy school the next day, @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang Appearance, he wore plaid shirt and blue jeans coat, wearing a face mask, oneself do procedure take notice and other documents. According to fact, chun-kai wang came to school, because the report new rarely, the whole process took only a minute. Congratulations to kai became college students! [applause.] tRNODFQ]
新浪娱乐
英国那些事儿：油管上有个哥们自己调制的牙齿美白配方，他表示用了之后牙hin白...油管：FitLifeTV tRNOTps
[There is a the elder brothers in the tubing modulation teeth whitening formula, he said with white teeth hin after... Tubing FitLifeTV tRNOTps]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
冷笑话精选：简直了……
日本PDD唱这首《恋爱循环》也太好听了！
想给这哥们疯狂打call！！！[笑cry]
tRNOTajG
[Can the... < br > the PDD to sing this song love circulation is too good to listen! < br >d like to make a call to this elder brothers crazy!!!!!! [laughing cry] < br > tRNOTajG]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
Happy张江：#开学#第一天走进教室，穿了新衣服觉得自己很帅。然鹅，在别人的眼中。。。[拜拜]tRNOYoAq
[# # the first day of school came into the classroom, wear new clothes feel very handsome. However, goose, in the eyes of others... [bynum] tRNOYoAq]
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央视新闻：#金砖来厦门# 【正直播！小时不间断 相约金砖之厦！[推荐]】央视新闻新媒体小时全景报道厦门会晤，全程直播习主席重要活动及讲话，全景报道金砖国家工商论坛等重要活动，直播小分队还将带你深度寻访“你最不可错过的厦门”、玩转+金砖伙伴国家……一起看直播！ tRN .
[# # the brics to xiamen 【 is live! Hours non-stop Meet the mansion of the brics! [recommend]] new media reported hours panoramic meeting in xiamen, CCTV news broadcast live across the important events and speech, chairman of the acquisition, panoramic reports the brics business major events such as BBS, live unit will also take you deep search you never miss the xiamen + environment and the brics partners... Watch live together! TRN.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
财经网：【#午间·分享#】看到小宝宝在哭闹，没有手的小男孩很努力地把奶嘴拿起，送到弟弟嘴里安抚他。命运不公平，但你依然像个小天使~tRNOTlkb
[【 # # noon, share 】 see the baby crying, not the hand of the little boy picked up the nipple hard, to appease his brother mouth. Fate is not fair, but you still like a little angel ~ tRNOTlkb]
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头条新闻：#视野#【水管爆裂之后：众人洗车，老太洗澡[摊手]】月日，广东佛山，路边一自来水管的出口阀门被车撞断，水柱冲米高，当街如下雨一般，阳光下可见彩虹。不少车停下来冲洗，市民拎桶打水，甚至有老太当街洗澡……（梨视频）tRNwZXy
[View # # 【 conduit blowout after washing the car, all woman bathing [stand hand]] month, in foshan, guangdong province, a roadside water pipe outlet valve being hit by a car is broken, water meters, street is like rain, the sun can be found in the rainbow. Many cars stopped to wash, people carrying a bucket of water, or even a woman street bath... TRNwZXy video (pear)]
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一支上上签：奇迹和期待的好事，都会发生
[Miracle, and look forward to good will happen]
是你的一支上上签
江小爬LOVE：走走走走 我们小手拉小手 走走走走走 一起去郊游～[微风]
[Walk for a walk We small hands Walk walk walk Go for an outing together ~ [wind]]
工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan 工作联络田女士， 公益负责人齐女士邮箱：@
樊建川：郫县，唐昌镇，午饭，以大肉为主，以素菜为辅，小饮两瓶啤酒。（由朋友办招待[哈哈]）
[PI county, Tang Chang town, lunch, give priority to with meat, vegetable as the auxiliary pole, little drink two bottles of beer. (by a friend to entertainha ha)]
建川博物馆馆长。
全球健身中心：每天跳两次 zumba ，效果堪比超燃脂的 tabata ！第一次熟悉动作，第二次跟上节奏，两次下来，不仅运动了全身，而且瀑汗！[二哈]tRNOJX
[Dancing zumba twice a day, the effect is comparable to the super fat burn tabata! Familiar with action for the first time, the second time to keep up with the rhythm, two down, not only exercise the body, and organ sweat!!!! [two ha] tRNOJX]
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二货村：心机boy尔康视频集锦，五阿哥被戳了好几刀！[笑cry]tRNORhnJ
[All boy er kang video highlights, five may be poke several dao!!! [laughing cry] tRNORhnJ]
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德卡先生的信箱：“你是这白开水一样淡的日子里，我偷偷加的一颗糖。”
[You are the light in the days just like the plain boiled water, I secretly with a candy. ]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌的人
每日经济新闻：【大爷大妈占领KTV下午场：人均消费不超元[二哈]】KTV是不少年轻人热衷的聚会地，但白天的KTV尤其是下午，几乎被老年人包场。据常去的吴大妈说，她们都是老年大学声乐班的同学，经常下午来唱歌，每次人均消费不超过元。还有大妈称，K歌能接触社会。tRNOYyCS 武汉晨报
[The elderly men occupy the KTV afternoon field per capita consumption not super yuan ha] [two] KTV is a lot of young people dedicated to the party, but the day of KTV, especially in the afternoon, almost make a block booking by older people. According to go Wu Dama said, they are old college vocal music class, often in the afternoon to sing, each time not more than RMB per capita consumption. And Boyle said, karaoke can contact with society. TRNOYyCS wuhan morning post]
中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd
当时我就震惊了：喵星人偷吃系列，唯有美食不可辜负[摊手]
[Meow star people ate series, only the food not disappoint [stand hand]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
央视新闻：【岁翻译大师 每天仍坚持翻译一页《莎士比亚》[心]】许渊冲老先生从事翻译工作已多年，岁的他现在仍坚持每天翻译一页《莎士比亚》。他说：“人生最大的乐趣，就是和喜欢的在一起，做喜欢的事。把一个国家创造的美转化为全世界的美，这是全世界最大的乐趣。”#开学啦#，你会坚持学习的习惯吗？
[The age of masters of translation Every day still adhere to translate one page Shakespeare [heart]] xu yuan-zhong old gentleman had been engaged in translation work for years, he still insisted on translation every day at the age of a page of Shakespeare. He said the greatest pleasure of life, is together, and do what like. To create the beauty of a country into the world of beauty, this is the worlds largest fun. # #, the start of your study habits will insist? ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
美妆小技巧：小宝贝儿发型推荐，留着以后给女儿扎吧~
[Baby hair is recommended for future ~ to his daughter]
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秒拍：中国乐器vs外国乐器，莫名感觉好燃！你会弹奏什么乐器？#秒拍#tRNaNhp
[Chinese instruments vs foreign Musical Instruments, strange feeling good burning! What musical instrument do you play? # # s pat tRNaNhp]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
柚子娱乐：王俊凯现身北电报道，小凯一大早悄悄的来学校，然后坐在车里等，到了报道时间就立马进去，十来分钟解决，悄悄离开，不给学校安保处添麻烦，低调出入，可以是特别暖心的小爱豆了[心]接下来就期待王俊凯第一部主演的电影《解忧杂货店》了@TFBOYS-王俊凯
[Chun-kai wang appeared in nortel, kai quietly come to school early in the morning, then sitting in the car, etc., to report immediately in time, ten minutes to solve, quietly leave, dont bother for school security division, low-key, can be particularly warm heart little love bean [heart] then expect chun-kai wang first starring film melancholy grocery store @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang]
北美吐槽君：“男友想跟我P但我不敢怎么办”
[Boyfriend want to P with me but I dare not to do]
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新京报：【广西女孩推着瘫痪父亲上大学，华中师大免费提供一室一厅宿舍[心]】月日，广西女孩陈春林正式成为华中师范大学新生，和她一起来校的，还有行动不便的父亲。为让陈春林在大学期间就近照顾父亲，校方专门为她在西区教工宿舍栋安排了一套一室一厅，有厨房卫生间，租金全免。（长江日报）
[Guangxi girl pushing a paralyzed father go to university, huazhong normal university provided free of charge one hall dormitory [heart]] month day, girls in guangxi chun-lin Chen became central China normal university freshmen, and her together prompt, and mobility of a father. For chun-lin Chen nearby to take care of his father during the university, the school staffs dormitory building in the west for her to arrange a set of one hall, a kitchen toilet, the rent is free. (the Yangtze river daily)]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！
Houson猴姆：Wow！霉霉Taylor Swift现身相处年好友Abigail Anderson婚礼【极清】美图大赏！！她也是伴娘哦~~[酷][亲亲]
[Wow!!! Mold, mildew Taylor Swift appeared to get along with years of good friend Abigail Anderson wedding very clear temptation is great reward!! She is also a bridesmaid oh ~ ~ [cool] [kiss]]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
反裤衩阵地：自从有人问我有没有看过《海边的奥特莱斯》，我就真的很难回忆起这部电影到底是叫“海边的啥地方”了…
[Since I have seen people ask the outlet of the sea, I really hard to remember what the movie is called what place by the sea... ]
Dolce far niente
神店通缉令：和女朋友吵架之后想要亲近下[笑cry]
[After a quarrel with his girlfriend wanted to close down [laugh cry]]
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江南：“你到底是谁？”他凄厉地吼叫，只差一步他就可以掏出黑龙的心脏，却被这巨大的刀阻挡，如同面对万军守护的城墙。“只是路过此地的普通直男而已。”黑暗中走出头上套着肯德基纸袋的男人。《龙族V》
[Who are you? He yelled, and piercing one step he can take out the heart of the black dragon, was this huge knife block, as in the face of the walls of hosts to protect. Just ordinary straight men passed through here. Walking in the dark over terry KFC paper bags of men. The dragon V]
千万别试着跟蠢货冰释前嫌，蠢货只会以为你是怕了他
Johnny黄景瑜：#欧诗漫旅行的意义·新肌遇# 身心总要有一个在路上，欧诗漫旅行的意义，“瑜”见“珍”爱，遇见新肌遇。#唯品会美妆节#tRNWvdrL ，和@欧诗漫美如珍珠 一起美出天际。
[# the meaning of the poem aimless travel, always have a new # muscle in the body and mind on the road, the meaning of the poem aimless travel, zhou yu see Jane love, to meet new muscle. # # tRNWvdrL Vipshop beauty makeup section, and diffuse @ the poetry beauty such as pearl beauty out of the sky together. ]
人生就像心电图 必须折腾起来
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五岳散人：谁要？六十万人民币。
就一瓶。
估计现在能在市面上流通的这个酒，不会超过一百瓶。
[Who is going? Six hundred thousand yuan. < br > just one. < br > estimates can circulate on the market of this wine, now no more than one hundred bottles. ]
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思想聚焦：昨晚节目里，华晨宇这首《差不多先生》炸翻全场，不用蹦也不用跳，钢琴吟唱加上像子弹似的连环高速说唱，开始刚中带柔，结尾血脉喷张！这个版本的《差不多先生》真原地炸哭了！tRNpXJJ
[Show last night, brilliance yu this song about Mr roll over, dont dont skip, piano sing with serial high-speed rap like a bullet, firm with soft, end pumped zhang! This version of the Mr Almost true place Fried crying! tRNpXJJ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
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