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为何以前很在乎的人，后来变得没那么重要 _______________________________
[Why care about the people before, became less important _______________________________]
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思想聚焦：“ 写下喜欢的人的名字缩写 愿终成眷属 ”
[Short for to write down the name of the one you like Alls well that ends well]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
魔音糯米：蓝洞中国区负责人金秀焕有问题，他一人代表不了游戏的官方。
我受人污蔑千夫所指，绝不会向恶势力低头，这个公道我也一定要讨回来！
我即日启程赴韩，找韩国官方证明我的清白！
[Blue hole Jin Xiuhuan, head of China has a problem, he can not represent the games official. Being defiled lightning rod, < br > I will never bow to evil forces, the fair and I must get back! < br > I have this trip to Korea, south Korean authorities to prove my innocence! ]
斗鱼 网易云：魔音糯米
娱贩子：薛之谦跟高磊鑫复合前，在蒙面唱将猜猜猜献唱的《遗憾》可以说是真情流露！那些曾被薛之谦写进歌里的遗憾，有没有一句让你哭成了孩子？写歌人已经等到了期待的幸福，那听歌的你呢？ [小黄人高兴][小黄人高兴] tRpqdP
[Memory with crystal compound in front of the masked sing will guess to sing sorry can be said to be the true feelings! Those who had been memory write into songs of regret, have a child a let you cry? Songwriters have wait to look forward to the happiness, that listening to music and you? [huang people happy] [yellow happy] tRpqdP]
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思想聚焦：没错，我真的不是一般人。
[Yes, Im really not the average person. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
成龙：大家的礼物和善款都收到啦，晚上跟朋友一起看两大本相册，不断听到朋友说，真是太有心了，太有心了....很多照片不要说他们，连我自己都没见过，我都纳闷你们是从哪里搜集来的。看着自己一路走过来的这些年，心里很感慨。谢谢你们一直以来的陪伴！
[Everyone received gifts and donations, evening with friends to see photo album, and repeatedly heard friends say, are so concerned, so a heart... Many pictures dont say, they even havent seen my own, I wonder where are you from to. Looking at his coming all the way over the years, the in the mind very sigh with emotion. Thank you for always accompany! ]
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郭碧婷：我覺得長大了之後有很多好處，譬如，會賺錢了，自由了，會變漂亮，會思考了，會懂酸甜苦辣了，會知道不打擾是給你的溫柔，會好好珍惜身邊有的一切，會有很多愛你的人⋯⋯[困][困][困]牙疼的睡不著啊啊啊[淚][淚][淚]
[I think after grow up there are many benefits, such as, can make money, free, will become beautiful, thinking, will understand suantiankula, will give you know not to bother is gentle, will cherish all around, there will be many people who love you... [trapped] [trapped] [trapped] toothache not sleep ahhh [tears] [tears] [] of tears]
豆瓣说：你用过的第一部手机是什么牌子的？
[Have you used the first mobile phone is what brand? ]
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胡定欣nancywu：tRpqPND
[tRpqPND]
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头条新闻：#榆林产妇坠亡#【坠楼产妇医院产科副主任：当时无需剖宫产】陕西榆林第一院绥德院区妇产科副主任在接受采访时表示，他曾在产妇待产过程中对其进行过检查，其指征正常，产程顺利，无需进行剖宫产。他同时表示，产妇坠楼后，现场医护人员向其汇报称“病人不见了”，这是不正常的。tRpqAcgt
[# # yulin maternal fell from [fall deputy director of the maternity hospital maternity was no cesarean delivery 】 suide shaanxi yulin first court on campus of obstetrics and gynecology, deputy director of the said in an interview, he was in the process of maternal labor for inspection, its indications, the normal labor smoothly, need for cesarean delivery. He said at the same time, women fall back, on-site staff to patients disappeared, says the report, this is not normal. tRpqAcgt]
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军报记者：【今天，转发！缅怀伟人毛泽东[蜡烛]】年前的今天，伟大领袖毛泽东逝世。他：①创建一个新中国：中华人民共和国；②建设一个先进的党：中国共产党；③缔造一支人民军队：中国人民解放军；④创立一个科学理论：毛泽东思想。这一切使中华民族由弱到强，由衰而盛！今天，我们更不能忘记他！转发，缅怀！
[【 today, forward! Remember the great man MAO zedong [candle]] years ago today, the great leader MAO zedong. He () to create a new China, the Peoples Republic of China; () building an advanced party, the communist party of China; () to create a peoples army the Chinese peoples liberation army (PLA); () the creation of a scientific theory, MAO zedong thought. All this makes the Chinese nation from weak to strong, from failure and sheng! Today, we cant forget him! Forwarding, remember! ]
解放军报、中国军网法人微博。 瞭望军事风云，关注国家安全。
韩国me2day：【Instiz】面对打包行李随身携带的#WINNER#成员们,老罗是这样想的...[允悲][允悲]熏疼罗PD一秒钟~[哈哈]
[Face pack Instiz 】 【 carry # WINNER# members, old is think so... [allow sad] [allow sad] smoked painful luo PD ~ a second (ha ha)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
宅腐那点事：「情感贴」如何正确地调戏男朋友？
[Emotional post how to correctly Dally with her boyfriend? ]
知名情感博主
袁腾飞：突然发现拉黑的限额数涨了！也是，一个只有个粉丝的小号，你给他的限额，他倒想拉黑那么多人。我想拉黑之前一般先看一下他的主页，如果全是美食、足球、游戏、追星之类的，这个人就不用拉黑了。他没有立场，骂人是挣钱的手段，年纪轻轻，没有吃饭的本事却长了一张吃饭的嘴，不能不让可怜人活！
[Suddenly found that limit number of shielding rose! Is also a only a fan, the trumpet, you to his limit, hed like to so many people. Before I want to block generally have a look at his home page, if all the food, football, games, make track for a star, like the person need not blocked. He has no position, call names is a means of earning money, at a young age, did not eat for skill has long a mouth to eat, cant let the poor man live! ]
读历史即是读人心。 泰学传媒官方微博：weibou?refer_flag=_
Eleven11dream：我们确实活得艰难，一要承受种种外部的压力，更要面对自己内心的困惑。在苦苦挣扎中，如果有人向你投以理解的目光，你会感到一种生命的暖意，或许仅有短暂的一瞥，就足以使我感奋不已。
——塞林格
[We do live hard, we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexities. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of a life, perhaps only a brief glance was enough to make me affected. < br > < br > - salinger]
艺术+
皇马新闻：有一种球员，他越老越妖，说的可能就是莫德里奇吧。
祝魔笛岁生日快乐！[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]
tRpGDoe
[There is a player, he more old more demon, is probably modric said. < br > < br > I wish the flute happy birthday! [cake] [cake] [cake] < br > < br > tRpGDoe]
小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。公共号：realmadridcf_news。
Vista看天下：#晚安天下# “折磨我们的往往是想象，而不是真实。”——塞内卡
[# good night the world # torture we often imagine, not true. - Seneca]
vista看天下：中国发行量最大的新闻杂志，十天一期，内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是：“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。
一支上上签：九月九日，今日幸运星座：射手座、金牛座、白羊座、水瓶座、处女座
[ September, lucky sign today, Sagittarius, Taurus, Aries, Aquarius and virgo]
是你的一支上上签
全球影视指南：【纪录片：纳粹二战工程】在二战时期，纳粹修建了当时世界上最大的军事工事基地，研制了一批巨大的、恐怖级的黑科技武器，比如：大西洋壁垒、超级坦克、喷气式飞机、V火箭、U型潜艇、古斯塔夫巨炮等。第一季：tRclsxA 第二季：tRcHzxMm 第三季：tRcQxzjX
[Documentary world war ii Nazi engineering in world war ii, the Nazi military fortifications built at that time, the worlds largest base, has developed a number of great magnitude, terrorist black weapons of science and technology, such as barriers to the Atlantic ocean, the tanks, jets, V rocket, u-boat, gustav ju pao, and so on. In the second quarter in the first quarter tRclsxA tRcHzxMm third quarter tRcQxzjX]
不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！商务洽谈QQ,，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
郑秀文Sammi：一米八？ 😅😂
[One meter eight? 😅😂 ]
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意匠id：秋日喀纳斯。
[Autumn kanas. ]
用设计改变生活
中国新闻网：#夜猫子时间#妈妈在车里清唱歌曲One Day，爸爸负责和声与伴奏，连小宝宝也被感动到，跟着一起舞动起来... 一家三口就像天使一样，给大家带来欢乐与平和…tRpwPNh
[Time to sleep on the night of # # mother sings songs in the car One Day, dad is responsible for the harmony and the accompaniment, even be moved to the baby, with dancing together... Three, like an angel, bring you joy and peace... tRpwPNh]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
CristianoRonaldo：Moments 👌👌👌 #CR#
[#CR#👌👌👌时刻]
SNH48-冯薪朵：我们踢踢 生日快乐～相机里翻了半天鲜厨挡道的时候给你拍的照片 后来发现好像让我导到电脑里去了………在意大利船上看你睡觉挺好玩的就偷拍了两张🙈工作加油 然后 别太累 有机会再一起包饺子拿钱吧！@SNH-黄婷婷
[We kick ~ happy birthday to the camera to turn over half a day of fresh kitchen in the way of photos for you Later found out that if let me lead into the computer...... 在意大利船上看你睡觉挺好玩的就偷拍了两张🙈工作加油 Then dont be too tired Have the opportunity to make dumplings together take money again! @ SNH - principal]
冯薪朵是一个智商的天才少女 合作联系：business@snh - 影视：yingshi@snh -* 综艺：zongyi@snh
一起神回复：#神回卧谈会# 假如时光倒流，让你再重读三年高中，你愿意吗？
[Back to slumber can # # god if back in time, let you re-read high school three years, will you? ]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
小野妹子学吐槽：人生大概就是前三十五年每天伺候傻逼攒钱，后三十五年花钱买一个远离傻逼的环境。
[Life is probably served shitty saving money every day, years before years after buying a away from silly force of the environment. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
环球网：【颤抖吧“港独”！中国最精锐互联网特战队“帝吧”向你出征！】这两天，由香港中文大学内“港独”标语所引发的争议事件闹得沸沸扬扬，也引发内地网友的高度关注与不满。日晚上点半，#帝吧再次出征#，用“爱国主义言论”和表情包攻占了香港中文大学学生会等组织的脸谱网页。点击：
[【 tremble port alone! Chinas most elite Internet command for emperor to you! Within these two days, by the Chinese university of Hong Kong Hong Kong alone slogan has triggered controversy, had also caused the mainland netizens attention and discontent. On Tuesday night at half past, # emperor to # again, in a patriotic of speech and expression to capture the Chinese university of Hong Kong students groups such as facebook page. Click]
环球网【huanqiu】是由《环球时报》社主办的中英文双语网站，每日滚动发送热门国际台海新闻。环球网，世界很精彩！
南昌无痕接发校长：莎士比亚：没有比较，就显不出长处;没有欣赏的人，乌鸦的歌声也就和云雀一样。要是夜莺在白天杂在聒噪里歌唱南昌💯[赞啊]💯[赞啊]微💯[赞啊]整💯[赞啊]半💯[赞啊]永💯[赞啊]久💯[赞啊]美💯[赞啊]甲无💯[害羞][赞啊]痕擑💯[赞啊]发💯[赞啊]烫💯[赞啊]发🍃[赞啊]染🍃
[Shakespeare no more, you dont show the advantages; Not appreciate the man, the crow singing is like the lark. 要是夜莺在白天杂在聒噪里歌唱南昌💯[赞啊]💯[赞啊]微💯[赞啊]整💯[赞啊]半💯[赞啊]永💯[赞啊]久💯[赞啊]美💯[赞啊]甲无💯[害羞][赞啊]痕擑💯[赞啊]发💯[赞啊]烫💯[赞啊]发🍃[赞啊]染🍃 ]
v💕 江西南昌抚州赣州上饶九江鹰潭无痕接发烫发染发接发
不二大叔说：用三个字写一个谎言。
[Use three words to write a lie. ]
公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值QQ
我是马男波杰克：就算我们没能走到最后 我也不会心存遗憾 你有你的酸甜苦辣 我有我的喜怒哀乐 既然相遇时间不凑巧 那就祝我们今后
披着各自的骄傲互不打扰 希望你过得比谁都好 希望我永远不会知道
[Even if we did not get to the end I wont feel regret You have your suantiankula I have my joys and sorrows Since met if its timing is an accident Then I wish we < br > in the future in their own pride each other is not disturbed Hope you have better than anyone I hope I never know]
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阮小渝Rxy：哈哈 不准点的生日快乐[doge]。
[Ha ha not happy birthday [doge]. ]
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板房蒋阿姨：给小快手的成果展示微博~等你们回来报告！[doge]
[Show little quickly results weibo ~ wait for your report! [doge]]
别怕，有阿姨呢~！shop.taobao
幽默搞笑大王：晒一下你现在的手机电量，一样的就互相勾搭下吧
[Bask in your cell phone battery now, as they hook up down]
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