哈哈哈@张小仙的窝没事多乐乐，这条微博评论看到底够我乐一阵了[哈哈]留着心情不爽的时候看
[Ha ha ha @ Zhang Xiaoxian nest nothing much lele, this article weibo comments see me happy enough see (ha ha) had a bad mood]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂# 为什么说加油站别打手机，瞬间变火球！太可怕了，各位老司机都加油的时候都注意些吧！
[Why old driver class # # said dont call phone at gas stations, an instant fireball! Is terrible, you pay attention to when they are old driver all come on! ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：千万别让父母帮你装婚房哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...[允悲]爸妈的装修审美[允悲]tRpGOI（via.蛙哥兔姐漫画）
[Dont let parents help you with marriage room ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Allow grief of parents to decorate the aestheticallow sad tRpGOI (via. Frog elder brother elder sister rabbit cartoon)]
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优酷：#大片起来嗨#当 东北话撞上港普，费曼语言技能树点亮~稀罕俊俏大白鹅，新鲜出炉的东北小伙费曼谁能不爱~[爱你]tRpLdaI
[# # large up hi when northeast words into port, feynman language skill tree lit ~ rare handsome goose, freshly northeast guy who can not love ~ love you [] feynman tRpLdaI]
微博时尚：#纽约时装周#刘芸身穿TADASHI 品牌最新款丝绒金边套装佩戴同品牌黑色墨镜现身TADASHI SHOJI 春夏系列秀场看秀，攻气十足。TADASHI SHOJI这一系列，从清新到华丽，让你的美如花朵绚丽绽放，也繁星绚烂夺目。
[# # at New York fashion week liu yun in TADASHI brands latest velvet suit wearing phnom penh with dark glasses appeared in TADASHI SHOJI spring and summer series show show, tapping gas is dye-in-the-wood. TADASHI SHOJI this series, from fresh to gorgeous, let you of the beauty such as flower flowery bloom, glittering stars. ]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
汽车之家：【岁男孩骑小黄车身亡案进展：ofo拒绝接受所有诉讼请求】年月日，一名岁男孩在使用共享单车过程中与客车相撞，被卷入车底身亡。这是发生在上海的首例不满岁未成年人使用共享单车致死案例。月日，死者父母将肇事方连同ofo提供方，北京拜克洛克科技有限公司诉至上海静安区人民法院，共索...全文： m.weibo
[【 old boy died huang cycling in progress ofo all refused to accept the claims] (date) (month) (year), an old boy collided with passenger cars, in the process of using Shared cycling were involved in car died. This is the first time that happened in Shanghai, with age minors use Shared cycling deaths. Month day, the dead parents will stretch along with ofo provider, Beijing worship he technology co., LTD., including Shanghai jing an district peoples court, a total of cable... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
平安北京：#平安行动#【拦截套牌车抓现行，中途又有意外收获！】北京市交管局涉车案件侦查队的民警都有一双火眼金睛，为了抓到行驶在车流里的违规汽车，不仅眼神儿要好，还要有瞬间的辨析能力。这不，民警在抓一辆套牌车的同时，中途还有了意外收获：tRpaJh
[Peace action # # 【 intercept deck grasp the current car, midway have unexpected harvest!] The Beijing traffic management bureau on car recon police have a pair of critical case, in order to get driving in traffic violations, cars, not only look better, and have instant discrimination ability. Not, civilian police in a car deck at the same time, midway and bonus tRpaJh]
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南方都市报：【壮男因停车挑衅散打教练 被踢躺地抽搐】重庆两男子因停车产生冲突，黄衣男子挑衅式撞击红衣男子后，遭红衣男子连续反击，被踢至抽搐。当地某搏击俱乐部负责人称，红衣男子系散打教练，黄衣男子被踢后产生肌肉痉挛，无大碍……（澎湃）tRpyrFO 网友：所以，不要以为自己壮一点就可以横着...全文： m.weibo
[The strong man provocative sanda coaches for parking Kicked lying jerking 】 chongqing two men for the parking conflict, aggressive yellow dress man crashed after the man in red, red man straight back, kicked and convulsions. A local fight club officials say, red man sanda coaches, yellow dress man muscle spasm after being kicked, fine... (surge) tRpyrFO net friend so, dont think his strong point can be transversely... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：【女子七夕快递给丈夫爱心汤现异味 快递员承认加尿】七夕节，成都谭先生收到妻子通过同城快递寄来的爱心汤，但打开杯盖发现，不管是颜色还是气味都不对。老婆知道后立刻向同城快递闪送进行反映投诉。快递员在电话中承认：汤被自己喝了，加了尿进去。目前，快递员已被开除↓↓tRphZW
[The woman Chinese express to her husband love soup smell now Courier admitted urine 】 Chinese valentines day, Mr Tan in chengdu wife by local Courier to send the love of soup, but opened the lid, found both color and smell is correct. The wife know immediately after the flash sent to reflect the city express complaints. Courier on phone admitted soup by his drink, with the urine. Now, the Courier has left left tRphZW axe]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
蔡依林：有愛心的朋友一起來！
通關密語：#蔡依林爱心公益拍#
通關直通車：tRpPFGM
@微公益 @爱的分贝 tRNCSEWf tRpPFUi
[Loving my friend with me! < br > < br > the magic # # jolin tsai love public welfare take < br > customs transactions tRpPFGM < br > @ the decibel of micro public welfare @ love tRNCSEWf tRpPFUi]
猫扑：【男子头套塑料袋连偷个充气娃娃：没偷到自己想要的[摊手]】日深夜，武昌一成人用品店自动售货机被撬。监控显示，一男子头上套着红色塑料袋，用铁锤撬开自动售货机，拿走充气娃娃。让人吃惊的是，不一会，男子又头戴一绿色袋子返回，来来回回偷了三次！据查，男子姓丁，从咸宁来汉打工。当晚跟家人因...全文： m.weibo
[The man put plastic bags and even steal an inflatable doll didnt you want to steal to [stand hand]] day night, wuchang an adult shop vending machine broken. Monitoring shows that a mans head set with red plastic bags, use a hammer to pry open the vending machine, take a doll. Surprisingly, soon, the man is wearing a green bag back, back and forth stole three times! According to the check, man surnamed ding, from xianning han to work. The evening with my family for... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#春风十里不如你#先是失去了相伴七年的女友赵英男，接着又失去了同窗年#一被子的兄弟#辛夷…当生命里在乎的人陆续离开，这诀别的痛，别说是秋水，大概谁都会承受不住吧[悲伤]tRpPqHY
[# # spring breeze miles than you first lost the company seven years girlfriend ying-nan zhao, then lost a quilt brother old year # # magnolia flower... When life in the care of people have left, this farewell pain, dont say is colchicine, probably everyone bear [sad] tRpPqHY]
猫扑：我记得... 我扑倒你时... 我年少无知...
我不想再寻觅了... 请让我给你所有...
反正我们也不再矫情....
那就再扑一次吧..[喵喵]
[I remember... When I tackled you... I was young and ignorant... < br > I dont want to look for... Please let me give you all... < br > anyway, we are no longer melodramatic... < br > then jump again.. [meow]]
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冷笑话精选：没钱去旅游？
超酷真实视角，带你感受“马尔代夫”！
美到令人窒息……[二哈]
tRpUFxg
[Dont have the money to travel? < br > cool true perspective, take you feel maldives! < br > beauty to the stifling... [two ha] < br > tRpUFxg]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：原来你是这样的雷军，能和程序员一起研究代码，也能和rapper们一起嘻哈，视频里比心的造型真是萌萌哒。
[Originally you are such a lei jun, can study with programmers code, can also with the rapper hip-hop, than the heart shape is so cute in the video.]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
薛蛮子：今天最牛照片，没有之一
[One of the best photos today, no]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
优酷：一波不正经的男人帮表情包来啦！这次极限桃谷六仙重出江湖，历经各种“难关”，一心只为寻找少帮主 [作揖] ……打住！优酷君看#咩咩羊张艺兴#这么可爱，他们真的有认真寻找吗？[费解]锁定本周日#优酷极限挑战#，给你们解答！[并不简单]
[A wave of shady man help expression bag come! Six fairy came out the limit of peach valley, through all kinds of pull, hoping only to find little wang [bowing]... Hold on! Youku jun # # baa baa sheep lay look so cute, and they really have a serious looking for? [difficult] lock this Sunday # # youku extreme challenges, for you to solve! [] are not simple]
微博汽车：#微博汽车趣闻# 不干副业的车企不是好制造商 [哈哈]
[# # weibo car anecdotes do car companies side isnt a good manufacturer (ha ha)]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
巴曙松：Wind统计数据显示，月份债券发行规模高达.万亿元，创下单月债券发行规模历史记录，同比增长.%，环比增长.%。 月份总偿还量为.万亿元，同样创下历史新高。因此从净融资额来看，月份并不算高，为.万亿元，环比下降.%，在的前个月中排名第。今年以来，净融资额最高出现在月...全文： m.weibo
[Wind statistics show that in bond issuance as much as. One trillion yuan, hit a one-month debt sales history, year-on-year growth. %, rose. %. In total to repay the amount of one trillion yuan, also hit a record high. So from the point of net amount, is not high, the month of. One trillion yuan, fell. %, ranked first in the months before. Since this year, net raised the highest in the month... The full text m. eibo]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
汽车之家：#新车官图#【配新柴油发动机 英速亚GSi旅行版官图】日前，欧宝正式发布了新一代英速亚GSi Sports Tourer的官图，新车可以看做是此前英速亚GSi的旅行版，该车将与三厢版一起在今年月日开幕的法兰克福车展上共同亮相。tRpUBvmG
[# # new officer figure [with new diesel engine the speed and the GSi travel version of the official figure 】, opel officially released a new generation of the speed and the GSi Sports Tourers figure, new car can be seen as after the travel speed of GSi version, it will with the sedan version in the opening of the Frankfurt motor show this (date) (month) (year). tRpUBvmG]
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一块去旅行：清迈，怎么也呆不腻的清新小镇！
[Chiang mai, how to also stay not bored with pure and fresh and small town! ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
猫扑：【踢得漂亮！男子公交车上蹭女孩腿，被猛踹裆部！】近日，河南洛阳一公交车上，一名本来坐着的男子，看到独自坐在前排的女孩后，走到女孩前面，用下体摩擦女孩腿部，女孩察觉后反应激烈，猛踹男子并报警。随后民警将该男子控制，依法处以治安拘留天。tRpAYdu
[【 played pretty! Man girl leg, on the bus was fierce trampling crotch!] Recently, the henan luoyang a bus, a man who was sitting, see sat alone in front of the girl, walked to the front of the girls, in nakedness friction girls legs, girl response to detect after fierce trampling men and call the police. Then the police will be the man to control, in accordance with the law punishable by a public security detention days. tRpAYdu]
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冷笑话精选：想去[笑cry]@辣条娘卧槽 好想去！！！@吐槽少年王老六：导航真的会迷路[笑cry][笑cry]
[Want to go to [laugh cry] @ spicy dry tofu niang day ah Want to go to!!!!!! @ poking fun at the young wang six navigation will really lost [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话#
“尖”字，能大能小，
“斌”字，能文能武，
“卡”字，能上能下，
“引”字，能屈能伸。
[# # jinshan night < br > < br > tip word, can be big to small, < br > bin, he, < br > card word, can the can, < br > guide word, resilient. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
easy-forex中文网：easy-forex易信：美元加元 当日内 被下降趋势线拖累 -- - Easy-Forex中文网 tRpUHn
[Easy - forex easecredit c $$ Within the day to be a trend line -- - Easy - Forex Chinese tRpUHn]
easy forex（易信）中国区官方网站easy-forex-china
easy-forex中文网：easy-forex易信：美元日元 当日内 目标为. -- - Easy-Forex中文网 tRpUH
[Easy - forex easecredit the dollar yen The target for that day. -- - Easy - Forex Chinese tRpUH]
easy forex（易信）中国区官方网站easy-forex-china
easy-forex中文网：easy-forex易信：欧元美元 当日内 进一步上涨 -- - Easy-Forex中文网 tRpUHwiu
[Easy - forex easecredit euro dollars Further rise inside the day -- - Easy - Forex Chinese tRpUHwiu]
easy forex（易信）中国区官方网站easy-forex-china
新沐sunshine：分享 阿里巴巴 的MV《ONE (阿里巴巴周年主...》tRpgJS (分享自@虾米音乐)
[Share of alibaba, MV ONE (alibaba anniversary of the founding of the main... TRpgJS (share music since @ shrimp)]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
玩转instagram：人家才没有很胖，人家只是肉嘟嘟[白眼]
[The somebody else didnt very fat, the somebody else just meat doodle [eyes]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
汽车之家：#家家海外谍照#【搭载种动力 全新牧马人路试谍照曝光】日前，有海外媒体曝光了一组Jeep全新牧马人的路试谍照。该车在外观方面与现款车型相比有了较大的调整，未来将搭载种动力系统。tRpUjiZ
[# # every overseas spy 【 pick up kind of power New wrangler road test photos exposure], with overseas media exposure a set of Jeep wrangler new road test photos. The car in terms of appearance compared with cash models have larger adjustment, the future will pick up kinds of power system. tRpUjiZ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：难怪叫巨蟹...
[It is no wonder that call the cancer...]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：生活比电视剧要魔幻@Fenixlian 果然是一家人…爷爷儿子孙子
[Life than the TV magic @ Fenixlian proved to be a family... Grandpa son grandson]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我和我老公结婚六年了有一个六岁的儿子，我们经常因为一些家务事而吵闹，而且我老公还动手打我，我觉得非常委屈，总之什么不好听他不说什么，有的时候我一个人在别的地方经常会很伤心的哭过不停，就是因为他打我，我觉得我走不出这个坎怎么办？现在他说他想买车叫我给他分期付款，我...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband and I married for years in a year old son, we often because some chores and noisy, but my husband also began to hit me, I feel very grievance, in short what is not good to listen what he say, sometimes I a person often in other place will be very sad cry, because he hit me, I dont think I cant walk out the candy? Now, he said he wanted to buy a car called me to his installment, I... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
微博位置：墨西哥地震微博现场 tRpUWMOa
[Mexico earthquake tRpUWMOa microblogging site]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo
南方都市报：#快讯#【墨西哥发生.级地震】据墨西哥国家地震局消息，墨西哥当地时间月日晚点分(北京时间今天中午点分)，墨西哥发生里氏.级地震，震中位于墨西哥恰帕斯州TONALA城西南方向约公里处，震源深度公里。据了解，首都墨西哥城震感强烈，暂未收到人员伤亡的报告。（央视）
[# # express 】 【 Mexico. Earthquake according to Mexicos state seismological bureau, local time, Mexico, late point at noon today (Beijing time), Mexico on the Richter scale. The earthquake, the epicenter is located in the Mexican state of chiapas TONALA city about kilometers to the southwest, depth of km. It is understood that the capital Mexico City felt strongly, temporarily not received reports of casualties. (CCTV)]
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