从无话不说，到无话可说[拜拜]@BOOM南哥就是看到这句话就想到一个人
[From no words do not say, to have nothing to say (bye bye) @ BOOM south elder brother is saw the words and thought of a person]
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小野妹子学吐槽：水逆鬼节都过去了，再丧只能怪你自己了[doge]
[Water regurgitation Halloween are over, and then you lost only themselves to blame the [doge]]
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丑女达人：主要就是超低碳水，我曾经是个纯肉食者，除了肉，蔬菜吃一点点儿、主食不吃、我不运动但真的很瘦很瘦！也基本不得病！
[Main is ultra-low carbon water, I used to be a pure meat-eaters, in addition to meat, vegetables to eat a little, staple food do not eat, I dont exercise but really very thin very thin! Also the basic not sick!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：[拜拜][拜拜][拜拜]@机智的陈道士：晒干了更可爱[doge] tRNkZWEj
[[bynum] [bynum] [bynum] @ wit Chen Daoshi dried more lovely doge tRNkZWEj]
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丑女达人：练好关节，对于有运动习惯的人很重要！对于不爱运动的防老更重要！[偷笑]
[Practice good joints, for people with exercise habits is important! For inactive for more important! [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：怕人说吃太多吗？[偷笑]
[Men said to eat too much? [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：两个招商银行，不愁没人、没钱养老！[偷笑]@奥巴巴不知道有俩闺女更好吗？[喵喵]
[Two China merchants bank, dont worry about no one, no pension money! [laughing] @ the Obama dont know how two girl better? [meow]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[加油][赞]@张景琦Unlimited回复@球饼干的半年_好，继续保持[doge]@球饼干的半年_今天用博士这个方法踩椭圆机 min满头大汗 wordma!!!
[[go] [great] @ Zhang Jingqi Unlimited reply @ the half year _ good ball cookies, continue to maintain the [doge] the half year _ @ ball cookies today with Dr. This method on the elliptical machine min full head big sweat wordma!!!!!!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[偷笑]
[[laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
微博搞笑排行榜：从熟悉到陌生，是怎样一种感觉 _________________________________
[From familiar to strange, is a kind of feeling how _________________________________]
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丑女达人：如果吼叫能解决问题，驴将统治世界。--控制情绪，学会好好说话。
[If roar can solve the problem, the donkey will rule the world. - control mood, learn to speak. ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：鳐鱼的小宝宝...太萌太可爱了[爱你] tRNkZSnP
[Rays of the baby... Too of cute tRNkZSnP love you []]
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小野妹子学吐槽：#聚水之能向光而生#慎点！看完会沦陷……@自然堂 给@TFBOYS组合 拍的态度视频，不知不觉全看完了[惊呆]三少年的独白让人触动，不愧是青少年优秀榜样。真可算是心中有光，眼中有光，脸上有光了…最后附赠福利，戳tRNDFswi 免费领#自然堂水光面膜#，像小哥哥们一样发光!
[Can be born to light # # water carefully point! Finish see will fall... Natural to @ # @ TFBOYS combination attitude shoot video, before you know it all finished [surprised] SanShao monologue let a person touched, not the kui is a good example teenagers. Really is a light in your heart, there is light in the eye, face, is... Poke tRNDFswi last bonus and welfare, free led # # natural hall above the face film, luminous like little brothers!]
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猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 小小年纪就成了主子的车夫[笑cry] tRNgbNe
[# # mop evening at an early age to become master of the coachman tRNgbNe [laugh cry]]
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冷笑话精选：[摊手]@ladyyyyuan：对！😂 😂
[[stand hand] @ ladyyyyuan yeah! 😂 😂]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：如果国足能出线，你就________？#国足出线#
[If the teams qualification, you _____? # China #]
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小野妹子学吐槽：老板你别太难过，你要想，我上个月导致公司赔了二十多万，你还照样发给我好几千呢～
[The boss you dont be too sad, if you want to, I lost more than twenty last month to the company, so you still send me thousands of ~]
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尼尼刀刀：我不应该，洗完澡，披头散发顺便还敷了个黑色面膜，因为此时的我很口渴，想去客厅倒杯水，但是，出去会吓人，不出去会被渴死，我该怎么办[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]
[I shouldnt be out of the shower, long hair also apply a black mask, by the way, because Im thirsty, want to go to the sitting room is poured a glass of water, however, will go out, dont go out will be die, what am I going to do [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
新浪汽车：#出行生活# #开学第一堂课# 尴尬！ofo车升级锁，小女生秒破辆[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] @来去之间 @ofo小黄车官方微博 @滴滴出行 tRNraUt
[# # # # travel life begins the first lesson of embarrassing! Ofo car lock, the little girl s broken car [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] @ come between official weibo @ @ ofo yellow car travel tRNraUt drops]
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顶尖设计：你为什么睡不着
[Why do you sleep]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 多久清理一次发动机机舱？
[# # good night family how clean the engine room? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
一块去旅行：这是我见过最厉害的旅行计划：
[This is the worst Ive ever seen travel plans]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：老司机[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]
[The old driver [applause.] [applause.] [applause.]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：优酷会员#要浪#，自从昨日要见杨洋微小说活动上线以后，优酷君的评论简直被挤爆今天，微小说大赛的中奖用户是：@娜样爱洋sweet ，其他羊毛们千万不要灰心，没准明天的幸运羊毛就是你，传送门：
tRNEJapL
另外免费预约杨洋生日会全程高清直播，也有机会获得杨洋生日会门票啊，快快点击链接...全文： m.weibo
[Youku member # # to wave, since yesterday to see tiny said Yang Yang activities online, youku jun comments crashed today, tiny said competition winning users is sample @ her love the sweet, other wool, dont lose heart, maybe tomorrow is your lucky wool, portal < br > tRNEJapL < br > in addition, Yang Yang, a free appointment birthday party hd broadcast live all the way, also have the opportunity to get tickets for Yang Yang birthday party, click the link... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：@优酷VIP会员 周年大促战报来袭！入驻#天猫超级品牌日#推出杨洋超级限定卡，“一卡难求”！没有抢到杨洋生日会门票的，看这里tRCWVrVj每天送出张门票[doge]还有合作伙伴们和位明星为优酷VIP会员庆生，有里有面儿[笑而不语]优酷VIP会员#要浪#！
[@ youku VIP member Anniversary of the big promote the grand incoming! In # # Tmall super brand, Yang Yang, a launch super limited card, one card is hard to find! Didnt get the ticket for Yang Yang birthday party, see here every day tRCWVrVj send tickets [doge] with partners and stars as a VIP member birthday, youku have the noodles son [smiling without a word] youku VIP member # # to wave! ]
汽车之家：弟弟真生气了，兰博基尼没了[哼]
[Brother really angry, lamborghini didnt [singing]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
音悦台：【晚安】小提琴版 灌篮高手主题曲——《直到世界的尽头》，热血又感动，听到汗毛都立起来了[心]tRND
[【 good night 】 the violin Slamdunk theme - until the end of the world, blood and touched, heard the hair stand up [heart] tRND]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
MIUI：黑暗中有我，别怕！#中元节#
[With me in the dark, dont be afraid! # # hungry ghost festival]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
猫扑：哈哈哈哈哈沃日，看来是真的很抗拒
[Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, is really irresistible]
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冷笑话精选：老了老了[二哈]
[Old old ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
丑女达人：【吃在北京】火齐～潮汕粥～分享于俺闺女的微信。
[Fire together to eat in Beijing 】 【 chaoshan WeChat porridge to share in my daughter. ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂# 开脑洞系列霸气车标[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Old driver class # # open imagination series domineering logo [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：想起一句话：你最喜欢一件东西的巅峰，就是在商店里看见它的时候。如果当时你都不够喜欢，干脆就不要买。
[Think of a words the peak of the one thing you like best, is in the shop when he saw it. If you do not like at the time, I just dont buy.]
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丑女达人：从岁守寡到岁，夫家人，人人要求端饭洗碗擦嘴……当个首富真不容易，人前风光背后艰辛。天上没有掉馅饼的事，自己不努力没人替你努力，无关女权。
[From years old widowed to age, family, everyone asked end rice dish wipe your mouth... When a richest man is not easy, front scenery behind the hardships. Heaven is not easy in life, you work hard, dont work hard no one yourself has nothing to do with womens rights. ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：论柴犬为什么这么招人爱：
给啥吃啥；
抗恶劣天气能力强；
善于卡在各种奇怪的地方；
说不走就不走；
脸部伸缩大师手感一级棒；
像你。
[Theory of firewood dog why hiring love < br > to what eat what. < br > the weather resistance is strong; < br > good at CARDS in all kinds of strange place; < br > go dont say no; < br > face scale master feel is great; < br > like you. ]
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