出去玩一趟真的好累[摊手]@瘦了不长痘了再改名儿 是的没错！这就是天堂！
[Go out to play on a really good tired [stand hand] @ thin not long blain again Yes thats right! This is heaven!]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
巴曙松：教室的功能分区
[The functional partition of the classroom]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国，一个吉祥物经常卡在各种地方的神奇国度[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Island, a mascot is often stuck in various parts of the magic kingdom [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将# 猜评团评委@大张伟 的怼人日常，各种节目都躲不开大老师的“法口”，本期新唱将#我是赞助商派来的# 和疑似林俊杰的#没朋友的球鞋侠# 都被大老师狂怼，大老师表示：我控制不住我记几啊！不要忘记锁定今晚优酷独播的《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》第二季，看看大老师如何怼天怼地！...全文： m.weibo
[# # youku masked sing will guess a review of the mass of the judges of the @ kid Dui person everyday, all show hide not up to the teachers mouth of the method, this new song will # # I was sent by his sponsors and suspected jj Lin # # no friend shoe man are great teachers crazy Dui, the teacher said I cant help me to remember a few! Dont forget to lock youku seeding alone tonight masked sing will guess in the second quarter, Dui to see how big the teacher Dui day! ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家：#家家新闻#【将于月中旬上市 蔚来ES更多消息曝光】日前，我们从官方获悉，蔚来ES将于今年月中旬正式上市销售。据之前报道，该车定位于一款纯电动SUV，最大续航里程可达到km。tRpMZtK
[# # every news [will come on the market in wei ES more news exposure 】 recently, we learned from the official that wei to ES will officially listed in the middle of this year sales. According to the previously reported, the vehicle positioning in a pure electric SUV, maximum range can be up to km. tRpMZtK]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#车圈话题# 如果选一辆车做你的婚车，你会选______?（已婚人士请谨慎作答[doge]）
[# circle topic # if choose a car for your money, would you choose...? Please carefully answer [doge] (married)]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tRpMHIEK
[# # jinshan night tRpMHIEK]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
卢健生：久违了的蓝天白云。 tRxRnN
[Long lost the blue sky white clouds. tRxRnN]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
小米手机：#吴亦凡#全新广告大片拍摄花絮抢先看！小米颜值担当，心动演绎送给你[心]
#小米MIX#新品发布会，明天见！tRpMazAt
[# # wu queer new advertising large shooting set first look! Millet level as in appearance, cardiac deduction for you [heart] < br > < br > # millet MIX# product launch, see you tomorrow! tRpMazAt]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
汽车之家：#家家新闻#【大型GT轿跑 宝马全新系量产版假想图】 宝马全新系概念车已经于今年月进行了首发，而全新系量产版的路测及赛道测试也在海外各地不断进行着。日前，有海外媒体基于谍照和全新系概念车的设计风格，绘制了一组全新系量产版的高质量假想图，图片为我们展示了全新系量产版可能的形态。参...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [large GT coupe BMW all new production version of the imaginary figure 】 all BMW new concept car has yet to start this year, and all the new production version of the road test and track test also in overseas. Recently, with overseas media based on the photos and the new concept car design style, draw a set of all the new production version of the high quality image, image shows the whole new production version for us may form. And... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
汽车之家：#法拉利周年# 活动现场的花絮，主要是经典车展示和周年纪念拍卖。
[# # ferrari anniversary event trivia, mainly classic car show and anniversary sale. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：“你带我的戒指了吗？”，“从年就一直带着了”，年，第一部钢铁侠啊……来自大佬的浪漫啊[哆啦A梦吃惊]up：MarsL tRpMXrT
[Did you take my ring? , the years I have been with the, in the first iron man...... From the romantic of [doraemon surprised] up MarsL tRpMXrT]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 轿车强行超车引发车祸，第三个司机实在是太“社会”了[衰]！路怒症是恶魔，要克制啊！ tRpVgYC
[# # weibo communication radio car overtook cause traffic accident, the third driver is too social [failure]! Road rage is a devil, to resist! tRpVgYC]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#天不怕地不怕Ella@嘉桦ella 竟然被恐怖箱吓得花容失色！Ella你忘了吗？你忘了吗？你忘了吗？你是女汉子呀[笑cry]！想知道到底什么东西吓的Ella灵魂出窍？今晚优酷#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#揭晓答案[挤眼]！tRpIKC
[# # youku masked sing will surely not afraid Ella @ jia birch Ella was terrorist box turn pale scared! Ella you forget? You forget? You forget? You are a female man [laugh cry]! Want to know exactly what frighten of Ella soul out-of-body experience? Youku tonight # # masked sing will guess your answer [eye]! tRpIKC]
蔡依林：[爱你][爱你][爱你][爱你]
[Love you love you [] [] [] love you love you []]
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#本期即将迎来一位具有霸主气质的新唱将#我是赞助商派来的#！what？赞助商派来的？？？不过再看这一身打扮人如其名，活脱脱的行走广告～今晚优酷#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#第二季一睹我是赞助商派来的“芳容”[太开心]！tRpMqpX
[# # youku masked sing will this will usher in a new singing has a dominant temperament will # # I was sent by his sponsors! What? Sponsors sent??? But look at this one dress as the name implies, should be walking advertising ~ # # youku masked sing tonight will guess the second quarter to see I was sent by his sponsor ground [quite happy]. tRpMqpX]
冷笑话精选：个月大的小喵要睡觉觉了……
伸出小手手，乖乖让铲屎官盖被子的样子真是萌人一脸血[笑cry]tRpMGvv
[Months of Kitty to sleep sleep... < br > hand outstretched hands, darling to shovel the appearance of the officer, cover with quilt son of people it was a face of blood [laugh cry] tRpMGvv]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：装修新房几个月的功夫，男人就和新房的女邻居勾搭上了，如果不在新房就通过手机互相从早到晚的热聊，要么就约新房碰面！我暗示过男人，随便去撩投怀送抱的女人很恶心，他答一个巴掌拍不响。我很生气。女邻居有岁儿子和老公！我真想去对女邻居的老公说管好他老婆。但是这样撕开后大家...全文： m.weibo
[Decorate bridal chamber # # jinshan night listen to friends a few months of kung fu, men are hooked up and a new female neighbor, if not in bridal chamber is hot talk from morning till night, each other through the phone or meet about a new home! I hinted that a man, literally throw herself to liao of disgusting woman, his answer to make a quarrel. I was very angry. Female neighbor have years old son and husband! I really want to go to the female neighbors husband said after his wife. But such a tear after all... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
汽车之家：#家家养车用车#【谁说“奶爸”就怂炮 城市SUV换鞋变身记】 每个男人的心中，都有一个越野梦，但往往受到多种条件制约，这个梦就暂时被封存起来，我（老杜）就是一个典型例子。自从我有了斯巴鲁森林人这辆城市SUV，俗称奶爸车之后，生活半径加大很多，但没有同事任博（博子）路子野，人家直接把自己的斯...全文： m.weibo
[Car # # all maintain a 【 who said dad particularly gun city SUV in shoes become remember 】 every mans heart, there is a cross-country dream, but often is restricted by a variety of conditions, this dream was temporarily sealed up, I (Lao du) is a typical example. Since I have the subaru forester SUV, the city known as dads car, life radius increased a lot, but there is no colleague Ph.D (bo) pathway, the somebody else themselves,... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑：啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪，超激烈der！[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]【twitter：TOBA_AQUARIUM】tRpVMXNf
[Were applauded were applauded were applauded were applauded were snapped, ultra intense der! [hope] [hope] [hope] twitter TOBA_AQUARIUM tRpVMXNf 】]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
失足少女m：今天老爹商业街开盘 我愣是一个广告没给打 tRdyWBp
[Torre mall opened today I didnt give hit tRdyWBp leng an AD]
优酷：#机器之血#@奥迪 一汽-大众奥迪首席冠名的《机器之血》“焕燃一新”发布会由点改为点分，导演@张立嘉，主演@成龙 @羅志祥 @歐陽娜娜Nana @夏侯云姗 等悉数亮相！热血沸腾的动作+科技感碾压的场景，你想要的都在这里！tRNnzkM @优酷电影 @机器之血
[# machine # @ the blood of the audi faw Volkswagen audi chief named the blood of the machine from point to point chun combustion new conference, director @ Zhang Lijia, starring @ chan @ show @ OuYangNaNa Nana @ xiahou YunShan all appearance! Have a boiling passion of braking action + tech scene, what you want is here! Blood of tRNnzkM @ youku movies @ machine]
蔡依林：#蔡依林爱心公益拍# 電視購物主持人蔡小姐首秀！（来自tRpMLwVg）APP下载地址：tRXnphy
[# # jolin tsai love public welfare shoot TV shopping host ms CAI debut! (from tRpMLwVg) APP download address tRXnphy]
新浪新闻客户端：【熊孩子钻进娃娃机被困 这下真抓娃娃了[允悲]】日，贵州龙里，路人发现一名岁左右的男孩竟然被困在娃娃机里出不来。警察赶到将其救出。原来，男孩是从娃娃机的奖品出口处钻进去的，但由于是单向门，进去后便出不来.实拍↓↓网友：这得几个硬币才能把他夹出来？tRpMrxs
[The bear children trapped into doll machine Really catch a doll under the [allow sad]], guizhou dragon, passers-by found around the age of a boy was trapped in the doll machine out. Police rescued. It turns out that boy from doll machine into it to have a prize at the exit, but because is a one-way door, go in and get out. Will left left netizen it had a few COINS to make him clip? tRpMrxs]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
吴昕：子文子豪弟弟的新书，祝大卖哟👏👏👏
[子文子豪弟弟的新书，祝大卖哟👏👏👏]
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优酷：#何所冬暖何所夏凉#今晚点优酷全网首播，最深情男主席郗辰@贾乃亮 和刺猬小姐@王子文Olivia 终于和大家见面啦，开启暖梦之恋[爱心]tRpMvlwY
[# # what is how warm winter summer cool points tonight youku tech-oriented premiere, the most affectionate male XiChen @ smile and miss hedgehog @ ziwen wang, chairman of Olivia finally and meet you, open the warm dream of love tRpMvlwY [love]]
汽车之家：#汽车联合国# 最具国际化视野的汽车真人秀《汽车联合国》第一期。我们请来位不同国籍的嘉宾，并找来台不同国家最具代表性的车型，这个汽车工业大国，到底谁有最强造车实力？那要看哪个国家的嘉宾更能言善辩。完整版： tRpIsLga tRpIsLgX
[# # UN the most internationalized vision car reality show car of the United Nations the first period. We invited guest of different nationalities, and to find the most representative models, different countries the power of automobile industry, who have the strongest building cars? It depends on which country the guest more articulate. The full version tRpIsLga tRpIsLgX]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
猫扑：【岁男孩与老人因乒乓球起肢体冲突 遭老人抱摔】日，一岁男生放学回家，看到小区里有一位老爷爷正在和孙女一起打乒乓球，便想一起打，却被老人以“你没有拍子”为由拒绝。孩子回家拿来了乒乓球拍，老人却仍然不让男孩打。双方开始争吵，并从乒乓球室走向门外。这时，男孩骑的共享单车被老人看到，...全文： m.weibo
[The old boy and old man for table tennis By the old man body slam 】, one year old boy came home from school, see the neighborhood with a old grandpa is playing table tennis and granddaughter, and want to play, was the old man to refuse to you dont have the time. Child brought home a ping-pong racket, the old man still dont let the boy play. The two sides began to quarrel, and the table tennis room to the door. At this point, the boy riding a bike is the old man saw, sharing... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博汽车：【暖心！落单小奶猫误入车流，交警急忙冲去救起[心]】月日，福建莆田，一只迷茫的小奶猫误入摩托车待行区域，不知所措。执勤交警谭玉和怕它被车碾轧到，马上冲上前去抱起它，放到了安全区，这一举动感动无数网友。[泪]愿世间所有生命都被温柔对待！[爱你]@梨视频 tRpbphyn
[The warm heart! Alone little milk cat strayed into traffic, traffic police hurriedly rushed to save [heart]] month day, putian, fujian province, a confused little milk cat strayed into motorcycle line areas, at a loss. Traffic police on duty Tan Yuhe afraid it was rolled into the car, immediately rushed forward picked up it, in the safety zone, a move that moved millions of netizens. Let tears were gentle treatment of all life! [love] you @ pear video tRpbphyn]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
冷笑话精选：反弹！[允悲]@贴吧君@ 你们全部@一口脉动：我的翻滚没有这么灵活[并不简单]@松本檸檬@ 我自己…[作揖]@嗝了个西瓜艾特大西瓜🐖
[Bounce back! @ @ tieba king allowed sadness you all @ a pulsating my back is not so flexible [] are not simple @ Matsumoto lemon @ my own... [作揖]@嗝了个西瓜艾特大西瓜🐖]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂# 日本交警的摩托车技术，你们怎么看？？？tRpbCcA
[Old driver class # # traffic police motorcycle technology in Japan, what do you think??? tRpbCcA]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
一块去旅行：日本旅行攻略 | 东京-东京塔 -银座- 新宿 -原宿 -浅草寺 -晴空塔 -京都药妆 -奈良公园 -大阪-心斋桥 -USJ环球影城， 三个少女的逛吃逛吃and买买买之旅，希望能帮助想去的人！ 作者：小HUGE二鹿
[Japan travel guide | - Tokyo tower - silver - Tokyo shinjuku - harajuku - sensoji temple - sky tower - Osaka, Kyoto drugstore - nara park - - the mind-heart bridge - USJ universal studios, eat three girls go shopping and buy buy buy trip, hope I can help people who want to go to! Author little help from two deer]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：#电视剧美味奇缘# 有苦有甜，才是人生百态，爱情、家族、婚姻三者让“美食夫妇”@MikeAngelo中国 @毛晓彤 修炼爱情的道路更艰辛！我要靠我自己的力量来保护你@MikeAngelo中国 ，我宋佳茗的字典里没有不可能三个字！距离月日甜蜜开餐还有天[心] #上优酷看美味奇缘# tRpIZke
[# # drama delicious colors have bitter sweet, is the life, love, family and marriage gourmet couple @ MikeAngelo China @ Mao Xiaotong uniting the love road more difficult! I want to rely on my own strength to protect you @ MikeAngelo China, I dont in the dictionary of Song Jiaming cannot three words! Distance, meal and sweet day [heart] # on youku look delicious colors # tRpIZke]
小野妹子学吐槽：这个月不再丢东西🙏@看电影不许吃爆米花：下午话剧团的面试一定过🙏
[这个月不再丢东西🙏@看电影不许吃爆米花：下午话剧团的面试一定过🙏]
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