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国民老岳父公：
《出发吧，铲屎官！》第一集预告片，月日，全平台播出，你我约定，不见不散。 tRNCwuTH
[Go, shovel excrement officer! The first set of trailers, month, all broadcast platform, you and I agreed, be there or be square. tRNCwuTH]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

岳云鹏：
小鲜肉
[Small meat]

工作以及邀约请联系经纪人王俣钦先生：max.w@vip.

人民日报：
【卧底毒窟年没回过家他上演真实版“无间道”[威武]】缉毒英雄印春荣年奋战在缉毒一线，卧底毒窟年没回过家。为避免犯罪分子对自己家人打击报复，只敢深夜才进家门。他说：我们在边境多查一克毒品，多抓一名嫌疑人，老百姓就少受一份害。tRNakFb （按制作要求不需打码）
[The undercover poison wat years havent been home He real version of infernal affairs [power]] anti-drug hero YinChunRong years fighting in the front line, drug undercover poison wat years havent been home. To avoid the criminal retaliation for their family, only dare to the middle of the night into the house. He said we at the border check a gram more drugs, catch a suspect, more people means less pollution. TRNakFb (according to the requirements of production does not need to code)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

英国报姐：
英国一个主持人哥们去挑战英国最高楼The Shard的VR滑梯，从高空俯冲，各种急速转弯，感觉也是非常惊险刺激了[二哈]
tRNCGjj
[British host a The elder brothers to challenge Britains tallest building, The Shard of VR slide, diving from high above, all sorts of sharp turns, feel is also very excitingsecond, < br > tRNCGjj]

微信订阅号：baojieuk。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

蛋蛋秀：
tRVChctV[星星][星星][星星][星星][半星]，#蛋蛋秀# 《敦刻尔克》不止优秀，这是一部高级的电影！【结尾有福利】#电影视频咖#
tRNCvFj
[TRVChctV [star] [star] [star] [star] [star], # # balls show Dunkirk more than good, this is a senior film! # # film concludes with welfare 】【 video cafe < br > tRNCvFj]

蛋蛋，一个后现代流派影视评论人，一个普通的朝阳群众。

头条新闻：
【女主持曝遛狗未拴遭暴打全身多处伤口脸毁一半】成都一名女主持去超市时顺便将金毛带出门溜，赶时间的她并未拴牵引绳。在超市门口，金毛朝一名小孩跑去，小孩家长一脚将狗踹开。双方随后发生肢体冲突，女主持人称，“脸已经一半毁容了”，目前警方介入。你怎么看？tRNCIMQu
[【 the hostess had the dog for a walk without being tied to suddenly and violently dozen Whole body many wounds face destroyed half 】 a female MC in chengdu go out walking, go to the supermarket by the way, will your golden retriever in a hurry she was not tied traction on the rope. At the gate of the supermarket, the dogs ran towards a child, the child parents one feet kicking the dog. The two sides then the physical confrontation, the hostess said, half face has been disfigured, the police were involved. What do you think? tRNCIMQu]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

_董大力：
四年的全运会结束了，最后上海男花团体第七，这四年大家哭过笑过，当中的付出只有自己知道。今天尽力了拼了就没有遗憾，为所有付出努力的运动员鼓掌[赞]。感谢今天所有来现场加油的水动力，你们真的很棒[心]
[Four years of the national games is over, the last Shanghai male flower group , the four years we laughed, cried of pay only oneself know. Today tried hard, no regret, for all the effort [who] athletes applause. Thanks for all to live today come on hydrodynamic, you really great [heart]]

工作事务请发邮箱：dongli@

英国那些事儿：
如果不是他，我还以为，沉默的羔羊里面的情节都是编的。。。然而现实比电影，更惊悚。。。
[If not him, I thought, in the silence of the lambs plot are made up of... Reality than the film, however, is more scary... ]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

环球时报：
【广州动物园宣布永久停止马戏表演】广州动物园内已有年历史的马戏表演——动物行为展示馆，日前正式结束。该馆曾累计为广州一千多万人次提供现场表演，但近年来随着保护动物呼声日益高涨，园方遂按计划，在与杂技团的租赁合同届满后，宣布永久停止动物表演。根据广州动物园的规划要求和功能布局，日
[Guangzhou guangzhou zoo said permanent stop circus 】【 zoo circus has established history, animal behavior pavilion, has officially ended. The museum has accumulated for more than one thousand people in guangzhou live performances, but as protected animal calls the rising in recent years, the park hence as planned, after the expiry of the lease contract with acrobatic troupe, said permanent stop the animal shows. According to the requirements of the guangzhou zoo planning and functional layout, day]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

张一山：
快上@一直播看我#画出生命线#，关注#BAZAAR明星慈善夜#。 @时尚芭莎（来自tRNsSvA）APP下载地址：tRXnTAp tRWx
[Get @ a live to see me draw the lifeline # #, pay attention to charity night # # BAZAAR star. @ bazaar (from tRNsSvA) APP download address tRXnTAp tRWx]

思想聚焦：
孩子，读书不苦，不读书的人生才苦
[Children, reading is not bitter, not reading life was bitter]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

这里是美国：
国外街头一小伙用只水桶打鼓！只要有才华，什么样的设备都可以玩音乐[心]tRqyFk
[Foreign street a guy with a bucket drums! So long as has the talent, what kind of equipment can play music [heart] tRqyFk]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

猫扑：
台湾小哥“最新”尬撩合辑！哈哈哈哈哈这脸皮也太厚了！！撩妹教科书啊！！tRNxohTh
[Taiwan little elder brother the latest full liao collection! Ha ha ha ha ha this face is too thick!! Liao sister textbook!! tRNxohTh]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

秋田六千：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这个巨大的ENTER键砸起来好爽啊蜜汁想要！ tRNChtwm
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this giant ENTER to hit up good great ah honey want! tRNChtwm]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

最美中国风：
会动的清明上河图！这才是真正的东方韵味！[赞]tRNCPdM
[Qingming scroll will move! This is the real Oriental flavor! [who] tRNCPdM]

传承华夏文化，用镜头记录国粹~了解自己的国度，你值得关注！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

卧蚕阿姨：
好久没发妆容视频了这次画了个比较妖艳的妆[笑而不语] 要开学了不是所以这个妆的名字叫第一眼我只看到你哈哈哈哈哈 tRNChzeq tRSmnAdr
[I havent sent the video makeup look This drew a more enchanting makeup [smiling without a word] is going to school is not So this is the name of the makeup At first glance I only see you ha ha ha ha ha tRNChzeq tRSmnAdr]

工作请联系邮箱：wocanayi@ 美妆店：BEAUTY WOW ins：wocanayi

新浪新闻：
【孕妇当街突然分娩，婴儿掉地上抱起拎菜走人[吃惊]】月日，广东云浮，一个女子走在路上，突然开始分娩。一切来的猝不及防，娃娃、羊水撒一地。随后医护人员赶来救助母子二人。网友：终于明白啥叫呱呱坠地了...tRNKZAN
[The pregnant woman suddenly deliver, this street baby picked up off the ground carry food go [surprised]] month day, guangdong yunfu, a woman walking down the street, suddenly began to delivery. All come off guard, dolls, amniotic fluid. Then the two paramedics arrived to rescue mother and child. Net friend persistency finally understand what call... tRNKZAN]

上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=

王尼玛：
我不相信这些题你都能答出来……[doge]tRNCvvUY
[I dont believe that you can answer these questions come out... [doge] tRNCvvUY]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

Houson猴姆：
#你的男孩TT#强强联手BrAnT.B小白新单《潮拜》官方MV正式出街！同属嘻哈厂牌MDSK的两个人同框演出默契惊人，歌词“复制跟黏贴是你的人设”也是无差别怼完所有Faker…大写的牛X！#TT和小白的潮拜#告诉你们什么才是Real#购潮才够潮#！tRNSVg
[# your boy TT# combining Brandt. B small white new single tide worship official MV of the street! Two people belong to hip-hop label MDSD with box shows the tacit understanding, the lyrics is copy and paste your set is indiscriminate Dui all Faker... Uppercase cow X! # # TT and small white tide of tell you what is Real# purchase tide tide enough #! tRNSVg]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

6岛岛：
没有什么能够阻挡～三儿对罐头的向往～[作揖]
[Nothing can stop to canned yearning ~ ~ three son [bowing]]

养了狗一样的猫，弹琴，纹身，帅气阳光不要脸。和女友的tbgingeous

沙溢：
有留言说我掉粉儿了，看来我只能发些私密照了[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]如果再掉粉儿，我就给你一斧头！[挤眼][哈哈][哈哈]
[Have a message that I drop powder son, so I can only send some private photos [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] if again off powder, I will give you an axe! [eye] [ha ha] [ha ha]]

工作事宜：胖先生 gaolesi@

马思纯：
星光划破最漆黑的长夜，我将守护星光至最后一刻。
@英雄联盟 #LOL明星召唤师#
[Starlight through the darkest night, Ill guard stars to the last minute. < br > @ # # LOL star summoners hero alliance]

一花一世界，一树一菩提。

全球健身中心：
两个月内如何快速减脂？
[Two months, how to quickly lose fat? ]

最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

邢晓瑶：
年月日，不吃肉的第二天，胖了一斤，特么的！
[(date) (month) (year), the second day of not eating meat, fat catty, trevor?! ]

工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao

我的朋友是个呆B：
家里的大汪被喵星人抢饭盆，在一边干着急敢怒不敢言，你把别人的饭都吃了心里能不能有点碧树？ tRNsCIL
[Big home wang was meow star people rob rice basin, dare to anger cant upset them in the side, you can eat other peoples rice all the in the mind a little green tree? tRNsCIL]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

冷笑话精选：
有了这个大回车键就能随时发泄对工作的不满了！简直解压神器啊[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRNCvVXw
[With this big enter key can vent dissatisfaction on the job at any time! O can extract the artifact tRNCvVXw [doraemon surprised]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冯提莫：
还是那句话：优秀的人，连罩杯都是A。
[Or that sentence good people, even the cup is A. ]

商务合作：@qq

视频之家：
车突然涉水，被困水中正确的逃生秘技，一定要记下，关键时刻能救命！ [话筒]tRNCULMx
[Car suddenly wading, trapped in the water the right secrets to escape, must write down, the crucial moment can help! [microphone] tRNCULMx]

知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

陈一发儿：
看到热搜里说Gigi道歉，因为被人说歧视亚洲人，大吃一惊，我心想梁咏琪自己也是亚洲人啊这新闻在搞什么……
[See out in the said Gigi apology, because being said discrimination against asians, surprised, I thought Gigi leung himself is what this news in Asian people... ]

一个内向的胖子，一个命运多舛的天才妇女斗鱼直播间：httpsdouyu 合作邮箱：chenyifaer@

人民日报：
【孙杨米自由泳以绝对优势摘金[赞]】天津全运会，男子米自由泳决赛中，孙杨优势明显，最终以分秒的成绩夺冠，这也是孙杨本届全运会中的第二枚金牌！来自山东的季新杰和来自江苏的徐祺恒分别获得二三名。祝贺！tRNCxVG 视频@CCTV
[The sun freestyle won by a landslide [who]] tianjin national games, in the final of mens freestyle sun obvious advantages, eventually won in minutes, this is the sun the second gold medal in the national games! From shandong JiXinJie Xu Qiheng respectively from jiangsu and the secondary and tertiary. Congratulations! TRNCxVG video @ China central television (CCTV)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

新京报：
【嚣张！男子上海地铁狂吐痰，被制止反骂：你滚！你上海几套房！[摊手]】月日，上海地铁，一男子不断往地上吐痰，一位大叔劝阻，吐痰男子不仅不听还变本加厉继续吐，并让大叔滚，还叫嚣你上海几套房。目击者透露，男子刚开始吐痰被制止时，很凶地说自己生病了。tRNKnpnW （一手video）
[The arrogant! Man crazy spitting, Shanghai subway stop retorted you! You Shanghai several suites! [stand hand]] month day, Shanghai subway, a man who constantly to spit on the ground, an uncle, spit man didnt listen to even continue to vomit not only, and let uncle roll, also called you several suites in Shanghai. Witnesses said the man had just started spitting be stopped, very fierce said he was ill. TRNKnpnW (video) hand]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。