2017年9月9日星期六

知足常乐😊Updated daily jokes, like to pay attention to me, cooperation with QQWriter, now stay in

陳山聰:
    假太太、真姊妹、好兄弟:Happy birthday 🎉 祝妳永遠都與我同在、永不分離🤣一定要快樂、一定要幸福、一定要健康🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿love uuu❤️🎂 tRpqqXFV ​​​
[假太太、真姊妹、好兄弟:Happy birthday 🎉 祝妳永远都与我同在、永不分离🤣一定要快乐、一定要幸福、一定要健康🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿love uuu❤️🎂 tRpqqXFV ​​​]


知足常樂😊

博露齿一笑:
    什么叫萌?什么叫撒娇?要不要这么一针见血啊[笑cry] ​​​​#搞笑幽默# ​​​​
[What do you mean by ? What is playing? Do you want to do hit the nail on the head so [laugh cry] # # funny humor]


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阅读小镇:
    道不同不相为谋,你讨厌我,我也未必喜欢你。各走各的人岂不是更潇洒?何必咄咄逼人费了口舌也讨人嫌。你闲得慌,我可没空陪你。 ​ ​​​
[Different no common goal, no common cause to cooperate, you hate me, I may not like you. Is it more natural and unrestrained on our different people? Why the need for aggressive took your breath detestable. You idle panic, I do not have time to accompany you. ​ ​​​]


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猫小北的厕所读物:
    【奇葩帖】动物版“我可能有个假妈”……[拜拜] ​​​​#搞笑幽默# ​​​
[Animal version of wonderful work post 】 【 I might be a fake mom... [bye] # # funny humor]


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北美吐槽君:
    “三年的感情 因为一只狗两只猫崩盘?” ​​​
[Three years of feelings Because a dog has two cat crash? ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

泛读人生:
    若无其事,原来是最好的报复。 心累到一定的程度,连生气和计较的力气都没有了……何必向不值得的人证明什么,生活得更好,是为了自己。或许每个人都要经历掏心掏肺付出,然后换来撕心裂肺的结果,从此以后就会发现没心没肺的好处。 ​​​
[As if nothing happened, originally is the best revenge. Heart tired to a certain degree, even angry and dispute have no enough strength... Why the need to prove to people who do not worth what, live better, is for yourself. Maybe everyone will experience rink hijinks tao lung, and then return the result of tore heart crack lung, henceforth will find any heart benefits. ​​​]


时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟,伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花,陪你青丝白发。

暴牙三叔:
    人生总会遇到一些难过的小事,悲伤到不能自已。。。[摊手]tRyiKFq ​​​
[Life always meet some sad things, too sad to from already... [stand hand] tRyiKFq]


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北美顾问:
    #北美身边事#【墨西哥发生.级大地震】据当地地震台网消息,墨西哥南部恰帕斯州(Chiapas)附近海域当地时间日深夜时分发生里氏.级巨大地震。该地震的巨大程度是年之内罕见的,目前地震已经造成了人死亡,截至发稿时为止,没有美中两国居民的伤亡情况传出。
美国海啸预警系统说,这次地震 ​​​

[# # around North America thing 】 【 Mexico. Magnitude quake, according to the local seismic network of Chiapas in southern Mexico near (Chiapas) day midnight, local time on the Richter scale. A huge earthquake. Within a huge degree of the earthquake is rare, the earthquake has killed people, by the time so far, no casualties from the United States and China residents. < br > the tsunami warning system, said the earthquake]


我一讲你就笑:
    卧槽,这是干啥啊,哈哈哈哈意不意外 ​​​​. ​​​
[Oh my god, this is what ah, ha ha ha ha meaning not surprised.]


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赵小刀的徒弟小明:
    #赵丽颖林浅##赵丽颖林浅#
有多少朋友没有睡着的?[并不简单]来互动下,
说说为什么还没有入睡____,
是不是想明天有礼服颖睡不着[思考]
点赞评论代表你来过​[挤眼] ​
@赵丽颖 [haha][可爱][haha] ​​​

[# # # # li-ying zhao Lin shallow li-ying zhao Lin shallow < br > how many friends have not asleep? [] are not simple to interact, < br > why havent sleep, < br > would you like to have a dress tomorrow glume sleep [thinking] < br > thumb up comments on your behalf has been in the [eye] < br > @ li-ying zhao (haha)cutehaha]


本人是一条数据虫🐛🐛🐛什么都不会

热头像集:
    “承认吧 你不是萌妹子
不是女神更不是小公主
你只是一个不努力不上进
却幻想未来的俗闺女” ​​​​

[Admit it You are not attractive woman < br > goddess is not more than the little princess < br > youre just a dont work hard dont aspirant < br > but fantasy future common girl]


请叫我头像妹,爱搬运,爱分享的小丫头。

写给前任的999封情书:
    其实没人能告诉你
放弃一个人到底应该怎么做
你只能自己熬过无数黑漆漆的夜晚
然后第二天照常起床 假装什么事也没发生
当你一个人熬过了必须的苦
会发现其实也没什么大不了
感情是两个人的事 他不爱你 你就自己爱自己 ​​​​

[Actually no one can tell you < br > to abandon a person should do < br > you can only go through the numerous dark night < br > and then the next day as usual, get up Pretend nothing happened < br > when you get a person through the necessary bitter < br > will find that its no big deal really < br > sentiment is two personal things He does not love you You love yourself]


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老中医健康养生:
    关于宫寒你不知道的秘密[推荐]有人说我没有妇科病应该不用这个吧? 那你痛经吗? 你敢保证你每次月经后没有残留的血,变一些导致生病的因素吗? 一到冬天手脚冰凉的也是因为宫寒, 脸上沉积的色斑难以淡化,你没觉得是身体内部出了问题吗?女人一定要学会爱自己,赶紧戳图了解下吧~ ​​​
[You dont know about palace coldrecommend someone said I have no secret of gynaecology should need not this? Are you pain? You can assure you, no residue after each menstrual blood become some factors lead to illness? A winter cold feet is as cold palace, sedimentary spots on his face is difficult to fade, you dont think that is the bodys internal problems? Women must learn to love yourself, to poke figure know ~]


——轻松养生、你也可以做一个健康的人。投稿合作QQ

挖宝女神:
    女主人设不讨喜,就得女二背锅……自古女二多艳压?《克拉恋人》迪丽热巴,《新神雕侠侣》毛晓彤,《夏至未至》柴碧云,《逆袭》种丹妮,现在圈黑粉最快的方法就是演个女二了吧? ​ ​​​
[The hostess set not lovable, female back pan... Since ancient times, female two more colourful pressure? The carat lovers Dillon and hot the new giant Mao Xiaotong, the summer solstice is not to Chai Biyun, snaps dany, circle the quickest way to black powder is now playing a female ? ​ ​​​]


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时尚经典语录:
    情绪,不过是智慧不够的产物。 ​​​
[The product of emotions, but is not wisdom. ​​​]


优雅文字,唯美图片,感悟精彩人生。 分享最快乐!

1句实话:
    时间,即是距离也是宽恕,它会让一些东西更清晰,让一些情感更淡泊,让一些困惑更明白,让一些恩怨是非飘散的无影无踪,它让一切都沉淀,然后最终趋于平静。 ​​​
[Is time, distance and forgiveness, it will make things more clear, make some emotions more indifferent, confuse some more understanding, let some grievances are away without a trace, it makes everything precipitation, and then finally calmed. ​​​]


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一句温暖的签名:
    路,在不通时,选择拐弯,心,在不快时,选择看淡;情,在渐远时,就选择随意。 ​​​​
[Road, when the impassability, choose to turn, the heart, when unpleasant, choose look pale; Affection, in away, the choice of the optional. ​​​​]


每天更新最精彩的图文,关注我有好运♥

情感专线:
    用一颗浏览的心,去看待人生,一切的得与失、隐与显,都是风景与风情。 ​​​
[With a heart to browse, to look at life and all the gain and loss, implicit and explicit, is the scenery and customs. ​​​]


心理咨询 感悟人生 分享快乐

和风守护:
    深夜帮我(反向)上分的刀仔 ​​​
[Help me in the middle of the night (reverse) on the knife]


天真以为是他的独特品味

詹涓june:
    有家长说,她家娃上小学一年级没两天,学校布置了作业:背朝阳区创优的口号。听到这种事情真庆幸我们已经走了。
——不满意你就滚啊。
——噢,好的。 ​​​

[Parents say, Eva her home in a grade two days, the school the assignment back slogan of chaoyang district to create. Hear this kind of thing really glad that we had already gone. < br > - not satisfied you can roll. < br > - oh, good. ​​​]


我是透明的

锅盔汁儿:
    我记得... 你跟我时... 我一无所有...
我不想再寻觅了... 请让我给你所有...
反正我们也不再年轻了....
那就再爱一次吧... ​​​

[I remember... When you were with me... I have nothing... < br > I dont want to look for... Please let me give you all... < br > anyway, we are no longer young... < br > the love again... ​​​]


我已不会再对谁 满怀期待

蜘蛛侠爱上女超人:
    想吃东西 ​​​
[Want to eat something]


环球市场播报:
    【欧洲央行可能缩减刺激政策的言论带来提振 欧股小涨】欧洲股市周五(月日)变动不大,泛欧STOXX 指数升.%。欧元上扬令投资人对欧元区股市的兴致减弱,但有关欧洲央行可能缩减刺激政策的言论提振银行股。tRpqqTmX 下载APP搞定全球市场 tRCaPplN ​​​
[The European central bank may cut stimulus remarks boost European stocks edged up 】 European stocks (month) little changed on Friday, the pan-european STOXX index rose. %. The euro rose to investors in the euro zone interest weakened in the stock market, but the European central bank may cut stimulus policies to boost Banks of speech. TRCaPplN tRpqqTmX download APP with the global market]


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我们天生偏执狂:
    知道了吗?心里有b数了吗?[笑而不语] ​​​​
[Know that? In the mind have b number? [smiling without a word]]


生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

怀孕育儿一点通:
    【育儿经】 宝宝-个月初加辅食的阶段,要先从什么食物开始吃❓怎么吃❓吃多少❓整理汇总了专家及自己的经验,给快要进入辅食阶段的宝宝麻麻参考哟! ​ ​​​
[Parenting baby - add consisting in early stage, to begin with what food how much eat how to eat ❓ ❓ ❓ summarizes the expert and his own experience, for baby soon entered into the phase of consisting of hemp reference! ​ ​​​]


百万妈妈都在关注的母婴类公众号,为妈妈们分享有趣有料有科学的孕育知识

赵小刀的徒弟小明:
    #赵丽颖林浅##赵丽颖##微博实名制# 凡是能站在别人的角度为他人着想,这个人就是慈悲;好不可能永远地好,坏也不能永远地坏,都会变。主要是自己的心,想明白了想开了,就是智慧;不管面对什么事情什么现象,你的心永远那么平静,永远那么清净@赵丽颖 晚安[爱你] ​​​
[# # # # # li-ying zhao Lin shallow li-ying zhao microblog real-name # who can stand on the point of view of others for others, this man is compassion; Very likely forever good, bad also cant bad forever, will turn out. Mainly his heart, want to know would like to open, is wisdom; No matter what face what phenomenon, your heart never be so calm, so pure @ li-ying zhao good night love you []]


本人是一条数据虫🐛🐛🐛什么都不会

纯良叫兽:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈从来没见过这么点背的人啊[笑cry] ​​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha never seen a few back man [laugh cry]]


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这不是历史:
    八十个和历史人物有关的成语,一起来涨姿势吧〜 ​​​
[Eighty idioms related to historical figures, rose pose together ~]


只要你认真,历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ:

厦门接发陈城:
    喷泉之所以美丽,是因为水有了压力。瀑布之所以壮观,是因为水有了落差。厦门泉州漳州莆田无💯[赞啊]痕擑[赞啊]发色推荐人的成长和进步也一样,人没有压力,潜能得不到开发 ​ ​​​
[Water fountain is beautiful, because have the pressure. Are spectacular waterfalls, because the water had a gap. 厦门泉州漳州莆田无💯[赞啊]痕擑[赞啊]发色推荐人的成长和进步也一样,人没有压力,潜能得不到开发 ​ ​​​]


丧失人格的诗人比没有诗才而硬要写诗的人更可鄙,更低劣,更有罪。

台词先生:
    “你的暗示他都明白,你的潜台词他全懂,但就是无动于衷,也不是什么斗智斗勇,他就是不喜欢你。” ​​​​
[You hinted that he understand that you fully understand the subtext of him, but is, nor what wits, he just dont like you. ​​​​]


请将你的故事编辑成文字,我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料,最感人肺腑的故事,将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系:

我是种草囤货菌:
    有哪些价·格不贵格调又高的家装家居? ​​​​#剁手买买买# ​​​
[What are the high price, not your style and decoration household? Buy buy buy # # cut hand]


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泛读人生:
    多么想念以前的朋友,新朋友虽然也好,但是自己已经没有心力再去磨合包容一切,也不愿敞开心扉跟人深交,觉得跟人相处好麻烦,老朋友虽然距离有些渐远,可一聊天,那种熟悉感亲切感都能让人鼻酸的怀念。 ​​​
[How miss old friends, new friends though, but you have no heart to go running in inclusive, also dont want to open up with social, feel good get along with people trouble, old friends, although some distance away, can be a chat, that kind of familiarity kindness BiSuan can let people miss. ​​​]


时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟,伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花,陪你青丝白发。

古城钟楼:
    【寅时】铛~铛~铛~ ​​​
[Dang ~ thunk ~ dang YinShi 】 【 ~]


西安钟楼初建于明洪武十七年,当时它位于西大街以北广济街口的迎样观,这一位置正在唐长安城的中轴线上,也是五代、宋、元时长安城的中心。

汪星人日记:
    这只颈肉横飞的柴柴叫拉拉酱~是一只超级爱吃豆腐正在减肥中的大可爱!一给它梳头就笑开花,这单纯的笑容也太治愈了吧![心]#汪星人日记# ​​​
[The neck meat flying wood wood called lala sauce ~ is a super love tofu in reducing weight big lovely! A comb my hair flower laugh to it, this is pure smile is so cure! [heart] # # Wang Xing people diary]


记录每天与铲屎君的日常,把你所有的心事都告诉我,我虽然不会说,但我听得懂。

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