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冷笑话精选：
别怂！骂回去[喵喵]@大神说哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@羅媛er妈蛋戳中我笑点[允悲]
[Dont the unintelligent! Scold back [meow] @ great god said ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ Luo Yuan er in the damn stamp I punchlineallow sad]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
#停车打卡# 谁做的这个图[允悲][允悲][允悲] tRdyEV
[Parking clock # # who do this figure [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRdyEV]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
#穿越记忆的河流# 慢跑公里上班途中，路遇中欧EMBA班的同班同学，健身达人胡胡兄。胡胡说赚钱是为了更好的生活，不是为了赚更多的钱……他健身、瑜伽，隔天跑一次，每次公里到半马。上午锻炼身体，下午上班。可惜，我的职业就是为了赚更多的钱，越多越好！今天太忙，只能早上跑！[挤眼][笑cry][心]...全文： m.weibo
[Km river # # through memory jogging on the way to work, get between ceibs EMBA class classmate, fitness guru Hu Huxiong. Hu nonsense to make money is for the sake of better life, not to make more money... His fitness, yoga, running, every other day kilometers to half horse at a time. Exercise in the morning, afternoon to work. Unfortunately, my job is to make more money, the more the better! Too busy today, can only run in the morning! [eye] [laugh cry] [heart]... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
岛国一位老大爷在极其困难复杂的环境下，前后花费九天时间，用塑料瓶捆上五米长的绳子，自制救生桶，从地下米多深、缝隙仅公分的排水沟中营救出了失足的小野猫...每天想方设法给小奶猫丢食物，还要听声判断位置，还开动脑筋让它钻到桶里，光看看示意图都觉得是不可能完成的任务，给老大爷点赞！ ...全文： m.weibo
[Island, an old man under the extremely difficult and complex environment, spent nine days before and after five meters long rope wrapped in plastic bottles, homemade lifesaving barrels, from meters deep underground, the gap in the drain that cm only rescued stumble manul... Tried to give the little cat food, milk every day to listen to the sound judgment, and use your head a bucket, let it go see sketch feels light is impossible task, to the old man thumb up! ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

一块去旅行：
[心][心][心]
[[heart] [heart] [heart]]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪汽车：
我只服这辆能拍到布加迪Chiron速度+的摄像车[赞]
[I only take this could get the bugatti Chiron speed + camera car [who]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

巴曙松：
转一则评论：目前看来，iPhone X的脸部识别解锁功能存在两大bug：一是网红脸们可以相互解锁彼此的手机，二是网红脸们卸了妆无法解锁自己的手机。就此看，iPhone X可能要考虑是否应基本放弃韩国市场了。
[Turn a commentary so far, unlock iPhone Xs facial recognition function are two bugs one is the net blush can unlock each other mobile phone, the second network is unable to unlock your phone blush to take off their makeup. To see, the iPhone X might want to consider whether should be basic give up on the south Korean market. ]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新沐sunshine：
#铂爵旅拍的红包#贴心的才是最棒的！我在@铂爵旅拍的红包中抽到了“铂爵旅拍代金券”！据说一大波现金红包正在路上~你也来试试手气吧！tRpNpcNc
[# # platinum jue brigade took a red envelope close is the best! I took in @ platinum jue brigade in red envelopes to platinum jue brigade took vouchers! It is said that a big Bob cash bonus to try their luck is on its way to you! tRpNpcNc]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

猫扑：
#猫扑早安# 这只猫咪叫rafu，最爱秀自己的美爪长腿tRpNpbTk
[# # good morning mop the cat call rafu, favorite show the beauty of their claws long legs tRpNpbTk]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

新沐sunshine：
一切努力只为你！你所爱的周杰伦、林俊杰、BIGBANG...百万曲库都已回归虾米 tRpNNuWw
[All efforts just for you! You love jay Chou, jj Lin, BIGBANG... Millions of library has been tRpNNuWw return shrimp]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

顶尖设计：
据说转这条微博能让你的另一半幸福
[Is said to have turned the microblog can make your partner happy]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

一块去旅行：
#Taki日签#青春最美的不是梦，而是与你一起追梦的人。
[# # Taki day to sign the most beautiful youth is not a dream, but a dream with you. ]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

知乎：
#iphone发布会# 在中国接近一万元售价的 iPhone X，是史上最贵 iPhone；内置蜂窝网络可以打电话的 Apple Watch Series ；终于添加无线充电技术的 iPhone ……今天凌晨的苹果发布会有哪些值得的回顾精彩看点？和百万知乎网友一起回顾👉tRpCIpO
[# # iphone conference in China is close to ten thousand yuan price of iphone X, is the most expensive in the history of the iphone. Built-in cellular networks can call Apple Watch Series; Finally add wireless recharging the iPhone... What are the apple conference early this morning review best views on it? 和百万知乎网友一起回顾👉tRpCIpO ]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车：
#车闻早高峰# 下雨路滑，一辆大巴车行驶过程中来回左摇右晃！乘客：司机你快停车，这不是去幼儿园的车！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRpaBYl
[# # morning rush car smell of rain is slippery, a coach left shaking right sway back and forth in the process of moving! Passenger the driver you are quick to stop, this is not the bus to the kindergarten! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRpaBYl]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
@股道热肠也@六国虹转发微博
[@ good Joe fields is also @ the six rainbow forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@股道热肠也@屠龙的胭脂井这个账单肯定还没完[允悲]。我以前一个同学，没有医保去做了一个简单的CT，拿到美元账单问我该怎么办[允悲]，我说开什么玩笑，怎么可能只有，账单还没来完呢[允悲][二哈]。来完以后是三张，一共美元[二哈]。根据生活经验预测，这些账单还不是全部，
[@ fields is good Joe also @ slew a dragon rouge well sure yet [allow sad] this bill. I had a classmate, no health care to do a simple CT, get a dollar bill to ask what should I doallow sad, what a joke, I talk only, how can the bill hasnt come out? [allow sad] [two ha]. After come to three, a total of $ ha. According to the experience of the life prediction, these bills are not all,]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛阿宝，加油！@朱砂的码字人生年的高考加分，渗透进体制的某教人员太多了，一边吃相难看，一边排挤他族，一边打压说真话的人。委屈阿宝了！
[@ old had pig Po, come on! @ the code word of cinnabar life in the university entrance exam plus, penetrate the system of teaching personnel too much, eat ugly, sidelined him, side on telling the truth. Injustice Po!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛转一个广告。
[@ old pig turn an AD.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛我去，香港鼻屎大的地方居然有所大学？都是什么烂学校啊。
[@ old pig I go, booger big place actually somewhat university of Hong Kong? What are schools.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@朱砂的码字人生利用国家公权力为本族本教谋私利，这已经不是吃相难看的问题了。 @西北四等汉 @湖北发布湖北省委省政府要注意，贵省的民宗局回族党员，马萍书记，可以让她退党退位了！一门心思用在如何发展清真，发展宗教，建设清真寺上面，挖党的无神论的墙角，严重危害党的执政基础！
[@ the code word of cinnabar life Use of national public power for native this self-serving, teach its not eat the ugly. @ @ the northwest fourth han hubei hubei provincial government should pay attention to, GuiSheng bureau of the people of the hui of the party member, Ma Ping secretary, can let her quit the party stand down! Religion focused on how to develop the halal, development, construction of the mosque, dig the corner of the partys atheist, serious damage to the partys ruling foundation!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛天。。。
[@ old had pig day...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛看评论，中国网民不好忽悠啊，哈哈。
[@ old pig to see comments, Chinese netizens bad fool ah, ha ha.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛跪下！@环球时报 @中国政府网 @公安部打四黑除四害 @八大山债人注意细节哦，马某和宛某打架，拘留了宛某，没说马某有没有拘留。艹贵族她妈@s恹恹s 事态严峻，及时拘留了正常开面店的汉人，综治办还来邀功请赏？！@长平侯卫青案发地点为：安徽省合肥市庐江县县政府所在地庐城镇
[@ old had pig kneel down! @ global times @ @ the ministry of public security of China government network play four black anti-pest @ eight mountains of debt Attention to detail oh, ma and wan a fight, detained a nanyang, said ma mou ever held. Acutely noble her mother @ s weak and weary through illness s situation grim, promptly detained normal open a noodle shop han, comprehensive management of public also garnered far? ! @ changping Hou Weiqing The scene is the cultivated county is located in hefei in anhui province lu town]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛这事要是发生在中国，警察敢没收小贩钱包里的现金？！马上给喷死！
[@ old had pig if it happened in China, the police dare to confiscate vendors of cash in your wallet? ! Spray to die right away!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛@股道热肠也 @但国庆@否极泰董宝珍早该如此！！！[威武]
[@ old once pig @ good Joe fields is also @ but much National Day @ Dong Baozhen Should so!!!!!! [power]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛请将云南沙甸交给素鸡临时托管一下吧。
[@ old had pig please ShaDian in yunnan to the thing a temporary custody.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
【保护好钱包！苹果发布三款新iPhone 十周年特别版iPhone X亮相】众人期待的iphone发布会终于来了！iPhoneX全面屏、iPhone前后玻璃都用了哪些黑科技↓↓iphone 腮红金配色你可还喜欢↓↓iphone价格你可还能接受↓↓据说iPhone X严重缺货...错过精彩？分钟看完[并不简单]↓↓tRpNSGR
[【 protect wallet! Apple announced three new iphones th anniversary special edition iPhone X appearance] awaited iPhone conference is finally here! IPhoneX full screen, before and after the iPhone glass which is used in science and technology of black left left iPhone cheek is red gold color do you like left left iPhone price you can accept left left it is said that the iPhone is a serious shortage of X... Miss wonderful? Minutes after watching [] are not simple left left tRpNSGR]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

巴曙松：
转
[turn]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新浪汽车：
#早安# #法兰克福车展# #车展大不同# 这款宝马i Vision Dynamics概念车 ,颜值帅到爆了！你觉着它的价格应该是__________[阴险][阴险][阴险]@新车情报局 @微博汽车 @汽车美图
[Good morning # # # # # # auto show different Frankfurt motor show this BMW I Vision Dynamics concept car, the handsome appearance level to burst! Do you think the price should be the... [insidious] [insidious] [insidious] @ @ new cia weibo automotive @ the beautiful]