哈哈，好爸爸一枚！
[Ha ha, good a father!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
优酷：#上优酷看小猪佩奇最新季#优酷VIP会员#星球爬梯#又来新福利了！线下观影《小猪佩奇》第季！[xkl撒花]听说这次有新的角色和故事，现场还有神秘嘉宾@苏菲-Sofie 一起互动，还有机会获得小猪佩奇礼品[小黄人剪刀手]报名地址就在这边，动画片扛把子上海等你[doge]tRpsiRV
[# # on youku to see piggy page for the latest quarter youku VIP member # # star gym to new welfare again! Offline viewing the first season of the pig page! [XKL scatter flowers] heard about the new characters and stories, there are mysterious guests @ Sophie - Sofie interaction together, still have a chance to get the pig page gift scissorhands] [huang registration address in this way, cartoons carry traverse to the child waiting for you in Shanghai [doge] tRpsiRV]
丑女达人：实在人！[偷笑]
[Really people! [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：聊五毛钱的[嘻嘻]
[About fifty centshee hee]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：这集我没看，跳过了，大结局之后再看吧！[偷笑]
[I didnt see this set, jumps over, after the finale to see! [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：但我更怕窝窝囊囊的活着！[赞]
[But I am more afraid of cowardly alive! [who]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
猫扑：【女学员错把油门当刹车 驾考时冲出围栏[跪了]】今天，四川安岳县交通驾校考场内，一辆正在驾考的考试车突然冲开考场外的围栏，冲出考场，斜立在考场外的堡坎上。交通驾校相关工作人员证实此事，并称当时车上是一名女学员，事故是女学员是错把油门当成刹车所致。tRpFtuV （via成都商报）
[The female students wrong the accelerator when braking Rushed out of the fence] [kneeling 】 for driving exam today, sichuan anyue county traffic driving test, a car is driving the exam suddenly burst through the outside fence, rushed out of the examination room, stand on the outside fort Campbell. Traffic driving school officials confirmed that the matter, saying that when the car is a female student, the accident is caused by female students is mistaking the accelerator for the brake. TRpFtuV (via chengdu commercial daily)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
知乎：「武汉的粉，一如武汉这座城市本身，热辣，让人吃的便是一份痛快与酣畅。[馋嘴]这热辣不止有靠胡椒辛热的鱼糊汤粉和腰子粉，还有麻辣有劲的牛杂粉与牛肉粉……」👉tRpsxHJ
[Wuhan powder, as the city itself, wuhan hot, let a person to eat is a happy and comfortable. There is more than by Hu Jiaoxin to [available] this hot hot fish paste soup powder and kidneys, and strong spicy beef cattle mixed powder and powder... 👉tRpsxHJ ]
发现更大的世界
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#哈哈哈，装B不易啊，且装且珍惜！[笑cry][笑cry] tRpFVOxE
[Old driver class # # ha, ha, ha, not easy ah, B and loading and treasure! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRpFVOxE]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##Jeep自由侠#【城市精灵 海外试Jeep自由侠.L四驱版】前不久我们来到位于美国东海岸的波特兰，试驾了Jeep旗下的颜值代表——自由侠.L四驱版。如果说大切诺基更像是一头猛兽的话，那么这台自由侠就像个可爱的小精灵，陪你在城市里游走穿行。tRpsxHq
[# every test evaluation # # # Jeep liberty man 【 city elves overseas try Jeep liberty man. L x version 】 shortly before we came to Portland is located in the east coast of the United States, drive the Jeep, the appearance of levels - a free man. L x version. If the grand Cherokee is more like a beast, then the free man will be like a lovely elf, accompany you walk through in the city. tRpsxHq]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：#随身带走成都味#吃小时，排号小时，上次吃成都火锅很痛苦～这次吸取教训，在家吃火锅，大龙燚随身锅，妈妈再也不用担心我排队排哭了。火锅，跷脚牛肉，打包整个成都味，不说了，我的随身锅好了～我在这里买的：tRpFQCi
tRpFioQ
[# # take chengdu taste for hours, numeral hour, the last time to eat chengdu chafing dish is very painful ~ this lesson, at home to eat hot pot, dragon 燚 with pan, mother dont have to worry about waiting in line I cry anymore. Beef hot pot, rocker foot, packaging the entire chengdu taste, not to say, I keep pan well ~ Im here to buy tRpFQCi < br > tRpFioQ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【“影帝”级小偷： 捡钱包后淡定提醒失主调监控】月号，李莎穿过一家超市去给朋友送东西，可是刚出超市她就发现钱包没了。她赶紧回去找，一进超市就遇到了一位“热心人”↓↓热心人建议去查看监控，说完便转身离开↓↓然而看完监控竟然发现，拿走钱包的人居然就是他↓↓tRpsMFs
[The actor thief pick up purse detachment remind owner adjustable monitor 】 after month, Li Sha went through a supermarket to send something to a friend, but just out of the supermarket found her purse gone. Upon entry into the supermarket, she hurriedly went back for it, met a soul left left warm-hearted man advised to view the monitor, then he turned to leave left left watching monitoring was found, however, took the man whose wallet is that he left left tRpsMFs]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：回复@宝贝小狗[鲜花][心][作揖]@宝贝小狗人可以平淡甚至清贫，但不能没有健康。作为一名肿瘤内科医生看到太多生离死别，只有把自己身体照顾好，把家人身体照顾好比多挣点钱重要多了。钱没有可以再赚，人没有了就再也见不到了！
[Reply @ baby dog [flowers] [heart] [bowing] @ baby puppy who can tame even the poor, but we can not live without health. As a physician to see too much loss, only take good care of your body, the family take care of the body is like to earn extra money is much more important. Cant earn money, no wont never see it!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@新时代红卫兵小粉红[鲜花][心]@新时代红卫兵小粉红都是为了一份工作，没办法，建筑工人也很辛苦，但要让他们都坐办公室也做不出成绩，这都是社会分工的自然结果，没有高低贵贱之分。@但斌
[Reply @ new era red guards small pink flowers] [[heart] @ new era red guards pinky GongDou is for a job, cant, construction workers is also very hard, but let them sit office also could not do, this is the natural result of social division of labor, no high and low. @ but bin]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@赌石赌对了叫点石成金[鲜花][心]@赌石赌对了叫点石成金[鲜花]你是什么样的人，就会遇见什么样的人。你的爱人是什么样的人，你就会过什么样的人生。护好了他们，也就是成全了自己。
[Reply @ bet bet on the stone is called the Midas touch [flowers] [heart] @ bet bet on the stone is called the Midas touch [flowers] what kind of person you are, will meet what kind of person. The one you love is what kind of person, you will have what kind of life. Guard up their is to fulfill myself.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
当当李国庆：恭喜@刘同 小说《我在未来等你》预售五天，荣登当当新书周榜第一 tRpsMtTI。期待周后月榜揭晓(目前新书月榜冠军是大冰的书)。电子书独家免费试读，电子书、听书全本阅读推迟-个月上市。附图是在我家的刘同新书分享会，结果当当影业总喝大了，搞成瞎B局[抓狂][闭嘴]
[Congratulations @ liu with novel opens to booking a five days I wait for you in the future, on dangdang book Zhou Bang tRpsMtTI first. Expect weeks after month announced a list of (the new book on top is big ice). Ebooks exclusive free trial, full range, listening reading delay - months on the market. The appended drawings is in my share of new book will liu, results dangdang pictures always drink big, make into a blind B bureau [mad] [up]]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
小野妹子学吐槽：必须改名追风猪猪刘全有了@追风少年刘全有？
[Must be renamed zhuifeng pig quan-you liu @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu?]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
失足少女m：逛了一天灯饰 眼花缭乱
[After a day lighting dazzling]
一块去旅行：喜欢[心]
[Like [heart]]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女学员错把油门当刹车 驾考时冲出围栏[跪了]】日在四川安岳县交通驾校考场内，一辆正在驾考的考试车突然冲开考场外的围栏，冲出考场，斜立在考场外的堡坎上↓↓交通驾校相关工作人员证实此事，称当时车上是名女学员↓↓事故是女学员是错把油门当成刹车所致，你怎么看？[允悲]tRpsVDw
[The female students wrong the accelerator when braking Rushed out of the fence for driving exam] [kneeling in sichuan anyue county traffic driving 】 the examination room, a car is driving the exam suddenly burst through the outside fence, rushed out of the examination room, oblique stand on the outside fort Campbell left left traffic driving school officials confirmed that the matter, said at the time the car is a female students left left the accident is caused by female students is mistaking the accelerator for the brake, what do you think? [allow sad] tRpsVDw]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：【女学员错把油门当刹车 驾考时冲出围栏[跪了]】日在四川安岳县交通驾校考场内，一辆正在驾考的考试车突然冲开考场外的围栏，冲出考场，斜立在考场外的堡坎上↓↓交通驾校相关工作人员证实此事，称当时车上是名女学员↓↓事故是女学员是错把油门当成刹车所致，你怎么看？[允悲]tRpsVoAw
[The female students wrong the accelerator when braking Rushed out of the fence for driving exam] [kneeling in sichuan anyue county traffic driving 】 the examination room, a car is driving the exam suddenly burst through the outside fence, rushed out of the examination room, oblique stand on the outside fort Campbell left left traffic driving school officials confirmed that the matter, said at the time the car is a female students left left the accident is caused by female students is mistaking the accelerator for the brake, what do you think? [allow sad] tRpsVoAw]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博搞笑排行榜：懒癌晚期的日常[拜拜]
[Lazy late carcinoma daily [bynum]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#白夜追凶#当师父当到这个份上，可以说是很良心了，给关队@潘粤明 一个大写的赞[赞]他是真把小周@梁缘lyna 当徒弟有心栽培。优酷君想说：这样的师父，能不能给我来一打[抱抱]
#酷剧场# tRpkbMsP
[# # white night catch when the master when the sake, can be said to be very conscience, to close team @ purpose of a capital good [great] he was really the little week @ beam flange lyna when the disciple intentional cultivation. Youku you want to say the teacher, can you give me a dozen [hug] < br > # # tRpkbMsP cool theater]
猫扑：K镜头下的画面真的清晰顺畅[喵喵] tRpkDth
[Under K lens picture really clear smooth meow tRpkDth]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：这下优酷君就可以全程直播麦麦在现场疯狂打call的样子啦[坏笑]
[Under this youku jun will be broadcast live across the McGrady in the scene like crazy play call [laugh]]
小野妹子学吐槽：毕竟妈妈是娜奥米沃茨@妖妖小精[爱你]@重工组长于彦舒太好看了！！！ @此人名曰狗血人家的娃@卫生巾厂长这画风[跪了]
[Mother is, after all, Naomi watts @ YaoYao small fine [love] you @ heavy industry leader Yu Yan shu is too good-looking!!!!!! @ the man called dog blood family Eva @ sanitary napkin factory this style] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【日本男生试验屁能不能喷火 结果不可思议的一幕发生了...[污]】点燃蜡烛，在火源附近放屁，到底是会吹熄火苗还是会引燃呢？一名日本网友亲自进行实验，并拍摄视频↓↓在这过程中，男生不断的调整变换了好几个姿势，没想到其中一次他对准蜡烛放了屁，不可思议的一幕竟然发生了↓↓tRpsan
[The Japanese boy can test fart spray fire Results incredible scene... [pollution]] lit candles, fart near the fire source, is it will blow extinguished will ignite? A Japanese friends personally to experiment, and shooting video left left in the process, the boys constantly adjust transform for posture, have never thought one aim his candle put a fart, incredible scene left left tRpsan happened unexpectedly]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：最近被狂刷屏美图Ts广告，看完你想@谁
[Has recently been crazy refresh the beautiful Ts ads, see who you want to @]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：厉害了，大爷[嘻嘻]
[Much of the big ye [xi xi]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂# 雨刮器还有这些神操作，想不笑都难！[跪了][跪了][跪了]
[Old driver class # # wiper and the operation of god, dont laugh is difficult! [kneeling] [kneeling]] [kneeling]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：【遭年家暴女子之子不愿父母离婚：对自己找对象不好】在年的婚姻里，河北邯郸的吴静一直忍受着丈夫的家暴，她还曾遭囚禁被迫给情妇洗衣做饭。吴静的女儿曾劝妈妈离婚，却被亲戚说她不懂事；吴静的儿子则反对父母离婚，称对自己找对象不好。目前丈夫已被逮捕。北青报tRpeHWUN
[【 by domestic abuse the son of the woman didnt want to divorce years isnt good for your own object 】 in the years of marriage, hebei handan Wu Jing has been suffering from her husbands domestic violence, imprisonment she was forced to give mistress laundry cooking. Wu Jing had advised mother, the daughter of a divorce, but be relatives said she did not understand; Against her parents divorce, the son of Wu Jing says is not good for your own object. At present, the husband has been arrested. North green newspaper tRpeHWUN]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷：美丽的裙子，得体的衬衫，只要一件对的衣服，你的约会将不再纠结[爱你]#疯狂衣橱# @疯狂衣橱 @金大川 @歐陽娜娜Nana
[Beautiful dress, decent shirt, as long as a right dress, your date will no longer be entangled with [love] you @ Jin Dachuan @ # # @ crazy crazy almirah almirah OuYangNaNa Nana]
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈这些表情包有毒吧[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha these expressions package of toxic [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：黄昏。
[At dusk. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
平安北京：【勘察现场的路上他救了满头是血的老人[心] 医生：失血过多晚一步可能致命】
[【 the field he saved whose blood is on the way to the old man [heart] doctor bled late step could be fatal 】]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
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