可以说是模范家庭了[允悲]@范金穗儿：哈哈哈哈 其实都是因为你爹对你娘好呀
[Can say is a model family [allow sad] @ Fan Jin SuiEr ha ha ha ha In fact you are because of your dad ok for you]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#夜福利# 内外设计皆升级 红旗 H
[Welfare # # night inside and outside design upgrade The red flag H]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小米手机：路见边框一声吼，#小米MIX#马上有！ tRprPOp
[Road border with a roar, # millet MIX# right away! tRprPOp]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
微博搞笑排行榜：追星有没有给你带来正能量 _________________________________
[Make track for a star ever give you positive energy _________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端：【泪目！女友车祸尸命，他在殡仪馆办订婚仪式[悲伤]】这是一场只有新郎的订婚仪式...订婚前一个月，蔡先生岁怀孕的女友车祸去世，为了完成彼此承诺，月日，他带着戒指聘金，邀请了亲朋好友，在殡仪馆举办订婚仪式，他流泪承诺：“一年后要把你娶回家！”tRpgXk
[【 tears eyes! Resin life girlfriend car accident, he at the funeral home do engagement [sad]] this is only a groom engagement ceremony... Before engagement for a month, Mr CAI, pregnant girlfriend car accident died, in order to complete commitment to each other, June , he carried the ring of money, invited friends and relatives, the engagement ceremony held at the funeral home, his tears you have to marry a year later go home! tRpgXk]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选：你在什么方面最舍得花钱？[doge]
[In what way are you most willing to spend money? [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
东方航空：#深夜互动# 有办法不提地名，用其他四个字说出你是哪里人吗？看我能不能猜出来[笑而不语]
[# # interaction in the middle of the night can not mention names, with four other word to say where are you from? See if I can guess [smiling without a word]]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
玩转instagram：每个小善意，组成了温柔。每个小时刻，组成了美好。哪个时刻，是属于你的美好？
[Every little kindness, form the tender. Every little moment, form the good. Which moment, the goodness of belongs to you? ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
优酷：#文化守夜人#年代的安全套说明书里写着：“用后洗净擦干，扑上滑石粉，放在小盒子内保存起来，以备下次再用，每只可用数次。”您别不信，马爷说“想要个，被人说你是不是天天就想着那事啊？”马爷@马未都今年岁，再说起“那事” 和“安全套”是啥效果呢？[思考]
tRpgPx
[Cultural night watchman # # s condoms in the manual reads dry, wash after using talcum powder, is put in the small box saved, arrange another time to reoccupy, each can be used several times. You dont believe, ma ye said, and said do you want a day just thinking about that matter? Ye @ ma ma did not years old this year, talking about that thing and condom is what effect? [thinking] < br > tRpgPx]
猫扑：被表情包占领的民主墙[笑cry]（图源见水印）
[Democracy wall occupied by expression pack [laugh cry] (see figure source watermark)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博搞笑排行榜：每次看都忍不住想笑[允悲]
[Every time cant help but want to smile at all [allow sad]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【气象员播报天气预报 半途中竟然翘起屁股放屁！】近日，美国一名气象预报员在播报阿拉巴马州的天气预报时，竟做出了如此惊人的举动...在念完一个地名之后，气象员默默地翘起了屁股，身子后移，只听“噗”地一声，全场爆笑，但也有网友怀疑这则视频是否是捏造的[允悲]tRpVsO
[The weatherman broadcasts the forecast Who actually ass cock fart! Recently, the United States a weather forecaster in reporting the weather forecast in Alabama, has made such an astonishing move... After I finished a place name, the weatherman ass cocked up silently, the body back, listen to poof, to the joke, but also have doubt whether this video is fabricated by the [allow sad] tRpVsO]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#交通万象# 这位京NR车主违章停车后导致拥堵，被贴条后开始耍无赖还威胁交警，交警同志自始至终文明执法！ ？？？@微博汽车 @北京突发 @汽车视频 tRpwQx
[# # vientiane traffic after the Beijing NR owner parking cause congestion, began after roguing also be stick a threat to the traffic police, traffic police comrades throughout civilized law enforcement! ????? @ weibo sudden @ @ Beijing car video tRpwQx]
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最丰富的汽车活动。
新沐sunshine：结果日。两件事情都出了结果，好运，顺利
[The results. Two things are out of the results, good luck, smooth]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
冷笑话精选：做自己人生中的超级英雄[哆啦A梦吃惊]@大哥赵铁柱：这期超暖的唉！！
[Do your super hero in life [doraemon surprised] @ eldest brother tie-zhu zhao this super warm alas!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新沐sunshine：转发
[forwarding]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪新闻客户端：【日本性感女星因收入太低 直播吃药自杀后失联】日本原情色演员芽森滴月日在直播中吃安眠药自杀，原因是生活拮据甚至没钱让爱猫接受完好的治疗，在猫死去之后有了轻生之念。从截图中曝光了两个直播自杀的动机↓↓同时她还爆料了行业内幕，目前仍处于失联状态↓↓tRpQvp
[The sexy actress in Japan because of low income Live suicide after medication lost 】 Japanese former porn actress bud, drops, eat sleeping pill suicide in the broadcast, the reason is poor and even have no money to let love cats treated with intact, with the thought of suicide after the cat died. From the screenshots exposes two live suicide motive left left at the same time she also broke down the industry insider, at present is still in the United States left left tRpQvp]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
知乎：@KY主创们 ：「出轨似乎已经成为了一种普遍的社会现象，当我们聊到现代人的『出轨』时，正如很多知友提到的，我们往往还会谈到人们对性、对一对一关系的看法。而有一些人出轨后，也会思考自己出轨的原因是否与『一对一关系非一对一关系』有关。今天我们来聊一聊这个话题。」👉tRpTJGs
[@ KY creators cheating seems to have become a common social phenomenon, when we were talking about modern peoples cheating , as a lot of acquaintances, we often talks to people about sex, opinion of one-to-one relationship. And some people cheat, will also consider whether their reason related to the one to one relationship of one-to-one relationship. Today we are going to talk about this topic. 👉tRpTJGs ]
发现更大的世界
卢健生：@ZCAM 专业VR相机，有幸成为@NVIDIA英伟达 VRWorks Video硬件合作伙伴。[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌] tRpTbpR
[Honor to be @ @ ZCAM VR professional camera, NVIDIA NVIDIA VRWorks Video hardware partners. [applause.] [applause.] [applause] tRpTbpR]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
冷笑话精选：两只萌萌哒小屁屁！
电臀柯基，名不虚传[哆啦A梦吃惊]
tRpjqg
[Two lovable small fart fart! < br > hip corgi, real [doraemon surprised] < br > tRpjqg]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：今年第次想偷猫[失望]
[The first time this year to steal a cat [disappointed]]
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卢健生：坚决反对港独！
[Firmly opposed to Hong Kong alone!]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
微博搞笑排行榜：现在的吉祥物都要这么拼了吗？[笑cry]哈哈哈哈，竟然被#杨洋是我的#洗脑了~~ tRpAekZU
[Mascots are so spell now? Laugh cry ha ha ha ha, should be # # Yang Yang is my brainwashed ~ ~ tRpAekZU]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
卢健生：「近月来，朝鲜人被怀疑违反图书馆管理规定，从至少两家中国大学的订阅数据库下载了数万篇论文，其中包括哈工大。」😱
[In recent months, the north koreans was suspected to be in violation of the provisions of the library management, from at least two Chinese university subscription database downloaded tens of thousands of papers, including Harbin institute of technology. 😱]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
汽车之家：#微试车#【继续打造精品 长城WEY VVs 微试车】内外设计跟配置超越大家对这个价位车型豪华感的认知，动态行驶无论在精密性还是在底盘的厚重感上都已经达到了入门豪车的水平。动力系统虽然日常够用但是相比于合资竞争对手还是有差距，具体如何，视频给你答案。tRpAPHz
[Micro test # # 【 continue to create high-quality goods Inside and outside wall WEY VVs micro trial 】 design with configuration than the cognition to the luxurious feeling this price model, dynamic driving in both the precision and massiness on chassis have reached the entry level of luxury cars. Power system although everyday enough compared to the joint venture competition still has a gap, how specific, video to give you the answer. tRpAPHz]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑：哈哈哈哈绝对是亲爹！爸爸心血来潮给宝宝配音。小宝宝全程一脸茫然...妈[doge]我怕不是有个傻爹吧？（谷大白话）tRNFjNVf
[Ha ha ha ha is definitely a father! Dad on a whim for baby voice. Baby all the blank faces... Mother [doge] Im afraid of is not a stupid, dad? TRNFjNVf vernacular (valley)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：看来不管后还是后，小时候都挺想当科学家教师医生的。#你的梦想我来守护#
[It seems no matter after or after doctor wants to be a scientist when I was a child all teachers. # # your dream Ill protect]
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新浪汽车：#萌宠与车#不要乱鸣喇叭，不然给你个眼神自己体会！[二哈] tRpAtHM
[# of # dont familiar with car horns, or give you a look myself feel! [two ha] tRpAtHM]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：说出来你们可能不信，但这个视频的创意真的征服了我
[Say it you may not believe, but this video really conquered the I]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁女孩负气离家出走 天后遗体在水库被发现[伤心]】月日，因为洗头的小事，奶奶将佳佳说了两句，佳佳便负气离家，从此便杳无音讯，家人四处寻找无果，于当晚报案。月日在村子附近的水库找到了女童的遗体 。女童衣服完整、身上无明显伤痕，目前正在进一步调查中。tRpaNTd
[【 year-old girl angrily ran away from home Days after the body was found in the reservoir [sad]] month day, because wash things, grandma will jia jia said the two sentences, jia jia was just stubbornly, away from home since no answer, family around looking for nothing, and reported later that evening. Near the village of February nd reservoir found the girls body. Girls clothes complete, no obvious scar, now is under further investigation. tRpaNTd]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：你们如何选择呢？
[How do you choose?]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
卢健生：同意@蔡瀾 先生见解！不过奇怪IMDb评分，Their Finest只有.，反而Dunkirk有.，不合理啊！
[Agree with @ Mr Chua lam insight! But strange IMDb, only Their Finest., Dunkirk. Instead, unreasonable!]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
南方都市报：【每天千人摸霍去病雕塑，原因竟是……】甘肃兰州一个公园里，一尊雕塑被摸得油光锃亮。只因名字里有“去病”二字，每天都会有上千人排队来摸它，传说可以祛病消灾，很多游客跟风而为。@一手Video tRphBYa
[【 one thousand people every day to touch huo qubing sculpture, the reason was... Gansu lanzhou a park, a sculpture be touched up the slick. Because in the name to words, every day there are thousands of people lined up to touch it, legend can illnesses to eliminate evil, many visitors to follow suit. @ Video tRphBYa]
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小野妹子学吐槽：@CathyNatt：刘诗诗！！！@大强他娘：严宽@年和李易峰结婚：陈晓@噜啦猪猪kk酱：佟丽娅@囤宝今天上王者了吗：张智尧
[@ CathyNatt Cecilia liu!!!!!!!! @ big strong niang Kevin @ marry li yi feng Mr. Chen @ lulu! Pig kk sauce liyan tong @ hoarding treasure today that the king yet Ken chang]
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