北美吐槽君：
“是我不够大方还是她真的是gold digger”
[Is Im not generous enough or she really is gold diggers have]
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世界搞笑排行榜：那些让人飙脏话的瞬间，这是何等的卧槽，扎心了
[Those who make up words, this is what a day ah, the heart]
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一支上上签：看到这条微博的时候，你想要的已经在身边了
[See this message, you want to have in the side]
是你的一支上上签
唯美式情感语录：ღ
“你的善良，需要带点锋芒，带眼识人，留个心眼吧，有时真的需要一点精明，有时真的不能轻易付出真心”
[ღ < br > < br > you good, need to bring some abilities, perforated talented people, keep an eye on, sometimes need some really smart, sometimes really can not be easily pay sincere]
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kanahoooo：漫长的出差＋假期结束了，要好好开始做劳模了，欢迎投稿，醒来就修[二哈]合集什么的，好久没出了！！！！
[A long business trip + the end of the holidays, to start to make the model well, welcome to contribute, wake up to fix two ha] [collection of what, havent out for a long time!!!!!!!!!! ]
❤幸せいっぱい❤
只要19块8就能把我带回家：timi从日本回来后家都没回就直奔我这里
明天早上要上班 为了和我多呆一会儿现在才从我家出发回自己家（我家离他公司太远了）
当然这都不是重点 重点是他是穿着那一身路飞的衣服走的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Timi didnt back home after you come back from Japan, and I was headed to me < br > to go to work tomorrow morning In order to stay with me for a while now just start from my home back to my home (my home is too far away from his company) < br > of course that is not the point The point is he is wearing my luffys clothes go ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
白敬亭正房
电影攻略菌：前方高能预警！一个惊悚短片，如果你在窗外看到这个人，请一定不要回头… tRUHr
[In front of the high-energy warning! A horror film, if you are out of the window to see this man, please dont turn back... tRUHr]
向经典致敬！优质电影搜罗！投稿合作 QQ
师永刚：金大统领（Kim jong - un）在一个秘密地点视察中程战略弹道火箭hwasong-的发射演习。他的背影与远处正在喷火的导弹。
[Gold grand marshal (Kim jong UN) in a secret location inspection medium-range strategic ballistic rocket hwasong - firing. His figure and the distance are spray fire missiles. ]
《蒋介石画传》《宋美龄画传》
人民网：【超实用！个清洁浴室的小技巧】卫生间长期潮湿、通风不足，瓷砖和浴帘会长霉点、毛巾牙刷会生细菌、镜子和水龙头会沾水渍……头疼吗？个浴室清洁小技巧，抽空给浴室洗刷刷吧↓↓
[【 super practical! A clean bathroom tips 】 toilet long-term moisture, ventilation, ceramic tile, and bath shade chairman mildew spot, towels, toothbrush can born bacteria, mirror and faucet will be stained with water damage... Have a headache? The bathroom clean tips, fit to the bathroom to wash brush the left left]
报道全球 传播中国
一挽清愁：还没睡吗
[Havent sleep?]
故事很长你还听吗
SGT_SONG：来生决不做A K [doge]#军盲老宋资讯站# tRpDNlGh
[Next life will never be A [doge] # K army station # tRpDNlGh blind odbo information]
军事搬运工老宋，玻璃心切勿关注；骑士探游（Knights Tour）俱乐部提供海外射击、狩猎、高海拔户外探险等服务。
wuli妖妖：Ar长大了好多…正在尴尬期中,不过还是很可爱啊!!!等过几天就要割蛋蛋了!!!!过几天就能团圆了[憧憬] tRpDNKz
[Ar to grow up a lot... Are embarrassed, but very cute!!!!!! And in a few days will be cut balls!!!!!!!!!! In a few days can be reunited [hope] tRpDNKz]
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法兰西微语：兰斯大学的红十字校区被流民安营扎寨，被迫关门，多学生停课 #法兰西的故事# 放假好不好？
[Of the Red Cross campus of the university of reims being refugees camp, forced to close, many students suspended story # # France holiday? ]
法国时事旧闻、人物典故、文学地理 ... 转发时不代表赞 - 谨记：自由引领革命，头像误导网民. 不要在转帖下留言、免得被删
大欧洲吐槽君：“如果你的室友是一个不讲究还自私的女生，该如何应对？”
[If your roommate is a dont pay attention to is a selfish girl, how to do? ]
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美国热门：#美国身边事# 美国宇航局NASA拍摄的一段从太空中看地球夜晚的视频，从连绵一片的城市灯光到绚烂的极光，简直太令人震撼！ tRpBHNJA
[# # us around the U.S. space agency, NASA filmed a video, seen from space the earth night from miles and a city lights to gorgeous aurora, is very impressive! tRpBHNJA]
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囹圄少女：“
你能无底线的原谅谁，谁就能无底线的伤害你
”
[< br > you can forgive who without the bottom line, who can hurt you without the line < br >]
✈︎ 圈子很小 干净就好
阅读小镇：养好受伤的心，保持百斤左右体重，照顾好挑剔的胃，交一个能一路废话的朋友；给自己疲惫的生活找一个温柔的梦想，然后彻彻底底跟过去的悲伤道别。这就是你接下来要做的事。
[Keep good injured heart, maintain one hundred jins weight, take good care of selective stomach, make a friend who can have a crap; Find a tender for your exhausted life dreams, and then completely sad to say goodbye with the past. This is what you what to do next. ]
作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信
9bishi：tRpDNef
[tRpDNef]
中二病嚴重患者 ||||| 如果我的付出,可以为人类的未来增加一块基石的话,大概我就是为此而生的吧 twitterbishi_kira
茨冈女神：秋天了，想起古人有许多咏菊诗，如黄巢的要与西风战一场，遍身穿就黄金甲，太入世；如陶渊明的采菊东篱下，悠然见南山，太出世。其实宋人吴芾的这首刚刚好，任节令变化，我行我素灿烂依然——节物随时变，斜阳一望中。暮云重叠碧，远树浅深红。菊色滋寒露，芦花荡晚风。一樽谁与共，独立意无穷。
[Autumn, of ancient people have a lot of chrysanthemum poems, such as huang chao uprising to battle with the west wind a time wearing a curse, too the wto; Such as tao yuanming picking tori, carefree and see nanshan, too. Actually sung people Wu Fei it just right, seasonal change, Bohemian bright festival at any time change, still - a looks at the setting sun. Overlapping MuYun brigitte, far shallow deep red tree. Chrysanthemum color zi cold dew, photo night breeze. Who share a cup, independent meaning. ]
公元1874：tRpDpTMZ
[tRpDpTMZ]
仍然 没有 遇到
说给女生听：人是不能闲的，一闲就会想得太多，一闲就会感情泛滥 ，所谓矫情屁事多，空虚寂寞冷，都是因为懒散堕落闲。
[People cant be idle, wandering about one will think too much, a spare will be emotional, so-called melodramatic fart matter, empty lonely cold, because of lazy idle decadence. ]
关注我会好运 ♡转发说爱我🌙
舒大仙flex：专修疑难杂症 今天自己也被修理了[污][污][污]#禄来维修##相机维修#
[Specialise in the incurable diseases Himself being repaired today [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] # lu to # # # camera maintenance]
修相机的、女的
内涵搞笑：有哪些很短却很悲伤的故事？ [笑cry] #内涵搞笑#
[What are the short but very sad story? [laughing cry] funny # # connotation]
【✚加关注】❤获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图 ｡
北美顾问：#环球见闻#【震惊！小哥丁丁卡在杠铃片中无法自拔，多亏了英勇的消防员叔叔……】年月日，在德国沃尔姆斯（worms），一个消防小队用了将近三个小时将一男子的丁丁从杠铃片中成功地解救了出来…
这个男纸发现他的丁丁卡到杠铃片中间的洞洞里面了…他用的是最小的....kg的...男子想要通过自己的
[# # universal experiences [shocked! Little brother tintin card in barbell films cannot extricate oneself, thanks to the heroic firefighters uncle... (date) (month) (year), in Germany. Worm (worms), a fire team spent nearly three hours will be a man of tintin successfully rescued from a barbell films... < br > the men found him his card to a hole in the middle of the weight plate hole... He was the youngest... Kg... Men want to own]
全方味Honey：#GordonRamsay# 的原主厨到这家米其林一星的Murano后，菜品非常棒。调味挺清淡，搭配也很健康，尤其petite fours给了一堆车厘子，正是我喜欢的风格[馋嘴]#伦敦美食##伦敦美食推荐# @英国旅游局
[# GordonRamsay# former chef to the Michelin star Murano, food is very good. Flavor is quite delicate, collocation also is very healthy, especially petite fours gave a bunch of cherries, is what I like the style of [available] # London gourmet food recommendation # @ # # London UK tourism]
我的微信公众号：全方味Honey。携程美食林伦敦舵主。
奶罩都笑湿了：人一生下就会哭，后来才学会笑。所以忧伤是一种本能，而笑是一种能力。别忘了你本质是个喜欢笑的人。[可爱]
[People life will cry, then learn to smile. So sadness is a kind of instinct, smile is a kind of ability. Dont forget your nature is a person like to laugh. [lovely]]
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天涯旅人YC：美国年轻的非法移民来自哪里？暗示：中国在前十位榜上无名。
[The American young illegal immigrants come from? Hint not in the top ten in China. ]
一个中国人在加州。南京大学英文系学士，耶鲁大学社会学硕士，杜克大学MBA。爱读书，美食，旅游。
扣动心弦的话：青春是一本太仓促的书我们含着泪，一读再读
[Youth is a too hasty book, we with tears, read and read again]
皮皮鲁家的cleo：#小哲成长记录# 也许娃在美国的最大收获是平等大方地交流表达自己的要求。今天放学来图书馆打算借关于种子的书。我走在前先去架上查看，只听得他在后对图书馆员询问哪里可以借到关于seed的书，管理员马上很友好并专业地领着他来架上找并推荐了几本相近的。我转身借书回来时发现他已经跑了，自己去架上
[Small zhe growth record # # maybe Eva in the United States is the biggest reward for equality and express their own requirements. School today to the library to borrow books on seeds. Before I go on to the rack to see, listen to his last for librarians to ask where can I borrow books on seed, administrators are very friendly and professional led him to the rack to find and recommend some similar. When I turned around and borrow books back found that he had run away, to the rack]
就是把我扔到沙漠戈壁，也要从石头缝中里开出花来
这不是历史：【中国百鬼·合集一】烛阴、毕方、傒囊、夫诸、虬褫·····题材源自《山海经》、《搜神记》、《坚瓠集》···及其他民间传说等（附注释） (cr.杉泽)
[Collection of ghost, China a candle 】 Yin, BiFang, Xi capsule, husband, Qiu Chi... subjects derived from the shanhaijing, immortals, establish the suitable set... and other folk tales (with comments) (cr. Chinese fir jersey)]
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泛读人生：我宁愿留在你方圆几里至少能感受你的悲喜[心]
[Id rather stay at you can feel your sadness, at least within a few [heart]]
时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟，伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花，陪你青丝白发。
西城SQL：继允许✅艾滋病人献血之后，加州再出雷人法案，将加州整个州列为庇护州，并设立“加利福尼亚人安全区”，保护被联邦移民法界定的非法移民。
tRpDNpGO
啥时候公投独立啊？[允悲]
[After allowing ✅ AIDS people donating blood, California and the shocking act, will be the state of California as a refuge state, and set up a safety zone of California and protection by the federal immigration law defined illegal immigrants. < br > < br > tRpDNpGO < br > < br > when a referendum on independence? [allow sad]]
假装是五丁村来的先知，一个热爱生活的右派，飞面神教教徒。
每日笑话百科：台湾一网友家里的博美总是很乖地便便在指定的报纸上，于是主人就不断地把报纸折小，想看看他的极限在哪里…[doge] tRpeMEW
[Taiwan a net friend home leung is always very nice to poop on the specified newspaper, then the master kept small fold newspaper, want to have a look at where the limits of his... [doge] tRpeMEW]
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