2017年9月18日星期一

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北美吐槽君:
    “都读研究生的年纪了和男友发生点什么,很奇怪么?” ​​​
[All graduate school age and her boyfriend what would happen, very strange? ​​​]


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人民网:
    【别人只知道一句的古诗,咱能背全了】一寸光阴一寸金、情人眼里出西施、今朝有酒今朝醉、满城尽带黄金甲……这些短句早已耳熟能详,可是,你知道它出自哪首诗词,全文又是什么吗?戳图↓↓看全文! ​​​
[【 others only know a classical poetry, we can back all the 】 an inch of time an inch of gold, the eyes of the beholder, have now if not tomorrow, curse... These phrases already familiar, but, you know where it comes from the first poetry, what is the full text? Poke figure left left to see the full text! ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

卢本皇:
    [doge]日思夜想的牛蛙腿子我来啦 ​​​
[So desperately bullfrog gross doge, I come]


给易烊千玺涮牛肉的作家、歌手、戏精

微天下:
    【美驻联合国大使:朝鲜若持续威胁行为 将会“被摧毁”】当地时间月日,美国驻联合国大使妮基·黑莉在接受CNN采访时表示,美国总统特朗普关于朝鲜核试验“火与怒”的评论不是空洞的威胁。“若朝鲜继续这种不计后果的行为,若美国不得不自卫或以任何方式保护其盟友,朝鲜将会被摧毁。” ​​​
[The U.S. ambassador to the UN if north Korea continues to threaten behavior will be destroyed 】 June local time, the U.S. ambassador to the UN, nicky, black li said in an interview with CNN, President of the United States trumps remark on the north Korean nuclear test fire and anger is not an empty threat. If north Korea continues to this kind of reckless behavior, if the United States had to self-defense or in any way to protect its ally, north Korea would be destroyed. ​​​]


全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台,新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信,或发邮件至microworlds@sina

皇马新闻:
    上半场结束,皇马-领先皇家社会,马约拉尔破门+造对方乌龙。 ​​​
[In the first half ended, real Madrid - ahead of the royal society, Mayos scoring + the other goal. ​​​]


小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。公共号:realmadridcf_news。

写给前任的999封情书:
    “ 不是我不联系你 而是你给我的感觉 像是我在打扰你 ” ​ ​​​​
[No I didnt contact you But you gave me the feeling Like Im disturb you]


你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

喬納森_Jonathan:
    今天參觀的國立美術館和丹麥設計博物館,各有各精彩。倒是玫瑰宮和另一行宮Christiansborg有點失色,確實,去過巴黎和維也納等地,其他地方的宮殿又怎能比得上[鲜花] ​​​
[Today to visit the national museum of art galleries and Danish design, each have each good. Is rose palace and another palace Christiansborg ceb, indeed, been to Paris and Vienna, how can the rest of the palace as [a flower]]


一個喜歡文學,電影, 古典音樂和戲曲(越劇和崑曲)的呆草~~ 博客:blog.sinajonathancheng

最牛B视频:
    小男孩街头测试借两块钱做公交车,感动哭了 反映了当今的什么?

#谜之微笑##微博搞笑排行榜##套路满满##幽默搞笑##低调炫技# tRprXxTT ​​​

[Little boy street test by two dollars do bus, was moved to cry Reflect todays? < br > < br > # # # them smile list of routine with # # # # weibo funny humorous # # # low key technique tRprXxTT]


视频,就要牛B的!看牛B的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!

酒足饭饱勾二嫂:
    把古诗词的最后三个字换成喜当爹会有不一样的效果。搞笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 ​​​
[Replace the last three words of ancient Chinese poems with joy when dad will have different effect. Funny die ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]


正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼!好了,就说这么多,多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我:

台词先生:
    一个女孩子什么性格
不是你玩弄她
辜负她的理由 ​​​​

[What a girls personality < br > not you play with < br > let her reason]


请将你的故事编辑成文字,我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料,最感人肺腑的故事,将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系:

香港商報網:
    摄影师本想拍摄银河系的流动,然而恰好此时极光也出现了!当五彩斑斓的极光与流动的银河交织在一起时,简直美到令人窒息...你想和谁一起看?tRpEswxD ​​​
[Photographers to the flow of the Milky Way, but just at this point the aurora also appeared! When riot of aurora and flow of the Milky Way interweave together, can beauty to the stifling... Who do you want to watch? tRpEswxD]


香港商報和香港商报官网hkcd共用此微博,每日匯聚香港、內地大量新闻、財經資訊。

我是种草囤货菌:
    国内有哪些高颜值的网红酒店? ​​​​
[What are the domestic high level appearance web celebrity hotel? ​​​​]


推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)

电影攻略菌:
    《青蛇》张曼玉初现人形,果身跳舞,摄人心魄 tRpnGF ​​​
[Green snake maggie cheung, early fruit body dance, engaging tRpnGF]


向经典致敬!优质电影搜罗!投稿合作 QQ

新浪体育:
    皇马连续场比赛都有进球,追平桑托斯连续进球世界纪录!tRprXdK ​​​
[Real Madrid with consecutive games, scoring tied santos continuous goal world record! tRprXdK]


小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

米娜:
    #纽约时装周#潮人和她们的潮包们。大众情人chanel啊~ ​​​
[# # at New York fashion week tides and their package. Chanel lover ~ of the masses]


《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

老阿姨在看着你:
    你说要是钢铁侠遇到了汉尼拔,会是什么结果…… ​​​
[You said if iron man met Hannibal, what the result will be... ​​​]


Unknown to death, nor know to life

义勇军帝师:
    铭记九一八 才能开创第二个开元盛世 而大唐的历史已经证明了 怡红国就是个欺软怕硬的国家 而不是像亲日的公知所说的 当年大和民族只是屈服在中华文化这个说法 tRpBkNat ​​​
[Remember the to start the second kaiyuan And datang history has proved that grace red China is a bully Instead of the pro-japanese said That year and people just bend in the Chinese culture that tRpBkNat]


我宣誓:我忠于中华人民共和国宪法,维护宪法权威,履行法定职责,忠于祖国,忠于人民,恪尽职守、为和谐的社会主义国家努力奋斗!

一本书一句话一段爱:
    

“我看过春风十里
见过夏至未至
试过秋光潋滟
爱过冬日暖阳
全都抵不过你一句 我想见你 ​​​​” ​​​​

[Del < br > < br > I have seen the spring breeze miles < br > seen the summer solstice to < br > tried autumn light billow RiNuan Yang < br > < br > love winter all arrived but you I want to see you]


一本好书 远离浮躁,投稿合作QQ联系:

性感玉米:
    我居然找回了我当时在笔记本论坛的账号……你看……谁没穷过。 ​​​
[I found I was in the notebook BBS account... You see... Who never poor. ​​​]


在JJBOOM.COM卖电脑的

芯話:
    情侣间想谈恋爱不分手,
需要注意的个事项,
共勉

.
不论感情出现了什么
你都要记住
两个人要沟通
要试着去解决
而千万不要冷战
不然的话
事情只会越闹越大
误会只会越来越深

.
在感情里
我们和对方发生争执、因吵架而分手
更多的原因不是引起吵架的那件事
而是对方的态度
比如有的 ​​​

[Couples want to fall in love not to break up, < br > note items, email is < br > < br > < br > < br > < br > you no matter what feelings appeared to remember < br > two people to try to solve communication < br > < br > and < br > dont cold war otherwise < br > things built momentum will only < br > misunderstanding will only become more and more deep < br > < br > < br > < br > we are in a relationship at odds with each other, because of the quarrel break up < br > more than quarrel with that thing < br > < br > but the other attitude like some]


关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:

怀孕育儿一点通:
    #囤货清单# 吐血整理了第三篇有关辅食器材、餐具、辅食材料、餐椅等。另外我还想推荐日本进口根昆布酱油(因为岁以内不适合用盐,这酱油个月以后就可以用)and法国进口La tourangelle婴幼儿DHA核桃油(做菜放很提味哦)你们感兴趣自己搜 ​ ​​​
[# # to stock listing vomiting blood to sort out the third article on assist food equipment, tableware, consisting materials, chairs, etc. I also want to recommend root kelp imported from Japan soy sauce (because of the age of less than weak salt, soy sauce this months later can use) and imported French La tourangelle infant DHA walnut oil (cooking flavor) you are interested in your search]


百万妈妈都在关注的母婴类公众号,为妈妈们分享有趣有料有科学的孕育知识

纯良叫兽:
    “你不必只展示三天的票圈” ​​​​
[You dont have to only show the three days of ticket circle]


关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES! 广告合作QQ联系:

Oo敬oO:
    #博天#
第一名來收禮物![小黄人高兴] ​​​

[# # Mr Potier < br > the first to receive a gift! [huang people happy]]


出沒不定,塗鴉都是粗糙的甜餅。

女排朱婷吧:
    #朱婷##女排世锦赛预选赛# 中国女排已于今天凌晨出发前往哈萨克斯坦阿拉木图✈️,参加-日举行的女排世锦赛亚洲区预选赛,祝大家一路平安,一切顺利[心][鲜花]tRprVitE ​​​
[# twila # # # the championships qualifiers Chinese womens volleyball team has been set out in the morning to almaty, kazakhstan today ✈ ️, take part in the Asian womens volleyball world championship qualifiers - day, I wish you all a safe journey, everything goes well with [heart] [flowers] tRprVitE]


【中国女排朱婷官方粉丝后援团 ,百度女排朱婷贴吧官博】

这个微博有点婊:
    【狗血贴】你的软肋是什么? ​[doge] ​​​​
[【 dog blood stick 】 what are your weaknesses? [doge]]


我就是传说中的风流倜傥 玉树临风,新浪倒数第一丑--表子,粉粉们都叫我--表哥!关注下是分分钟的事(^_^)

世界美图:
    一个人,要走过很多的路,经历过生命中无数突如其来的繁华和苍凉后,才会变的成熟。 ​​​. ​​​
[A person, want to a lot of road, has experienced life after countless sudden prosperity and desolate, will become mature. The.]


美图基地,开发你的新视野

老中医健康养生:
    【巧吃食物可治病】、呕吐:吃蕃茄;、龋齿:喝茶水;、口臭:多饮水;、感冒:吃大蒜;、心脏病:喝苹果汁;、高血压:喝橘子汁;、脱发:吃红枣、牛排;、哮喘:多吃鱼;、牙出血:吃猕猴;、运动疲劳:吃香蕉;、打嗝:吃白糖。收藏起来以备不时只需吧! ​​​​
[, vomiting, qiao eat food can cure 】 【 eat tomato; , dental caries a cup of tea water; And bad breath drinking water; And cold eating garlic; And heart disease drinking apple juice; , high blood pressure drink orange juice; , hair loss eat red jujube, steak; , asthma eat more fish; Eat, teeth bleeding rhesus monkey; , sports fatigue bananas; And the hiccups eat sugar. Put away for a rainy day! ​​​​]


——轻松养生、你也可以做一个健康的人。投稿合作QQ

周将:
    喝醉聊聊天许许愿,愿所有晚睡的孩子都找回底线。 ​​​
[Drunken chat many wish, wish all of the children to bed late back to the bottom line. ​​​]


后院有山 也有孤独

时尚经典语录:
    生活是一个不断发现自己以前是傻逼的过程。 ​​​
[Life is a process of continually found himself used to be a silly force. ​​​]


优雅文字,唯美图片,感悟精彩人生。 分享最快乐!

心语心言:
    读的书、走的路、见的人、经的事越多,才越容易发觉自己知道的太少,而一个人只有知道自己无知之后,才能从骨子里谦和起来,不再孤芳自赏,不再咄咄逼人,不再恃才傲物,因而也不会再去强迫别人接受自己的观点。所以说,人总是越活越平和,称之为成长,成长是什么——就是慢慢像尊重自己一样尊重众生。 ​​​
[Read books, go and see the people, by the thing, the more the easier to find what I dont know, but only when one knows his own ignorance, can quietly in his bones, not narcissistic, aggressive, no longer no longer shi snobbery, and therefore will not to force others to accept his point of view. So, people are always more live more calm, called growth, what is growth - is slowly like respect for self respect for all living. ​​​]


世界搞笑排行榜:
    大晚上看得我笑成猪叫声哈哈哈哈哈哈! ​​​
[Big night to see me laugh into oink ha ha ha ha ha ha! ​​​]


搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

天籁节奏英语:
    在那场流年往事中,奢💯[赞啊]侈品包💯[赞啊]包究是散尽天涯。从没想到过是这样的结局,更没有想到。离别后的离别,皮草夫妇究是伴着这场葬花落雨。从此,一个人,一个曾经。 ​​​
[在那场流年往事中,奢💯[赞啊]侈品包💯[赞啊]包究是散尽天涯。 Never thought is so of final outcome, did not think more. Leave after the departure, fur couple were investigate is accompanied by the water. Since then, a person, a once. ​​​]


当节奏遇到英语,英语记忆将不在困难!让孩子更爱学英语,更爱说英语。 威tianlaiyingyu

东方网:
    【为生命转发!关于献血,你应该知道这些】近日,浙江姑娘许艾菲为岁男孩捐赠造血干细胞,这一善举感动了许多人。年,全国共有万人次参加无偿献血。你适合献血吗?献血前需要做哪些准备?什么是捐献造血干细胞?…关于献血的常识,戳图学习↓↓为了无偿献血者,为了你我,为了生命,转! ​ ​​​
[【 forward for life! About blood donation, you should know these 】 recently, the zhejiang girl Xu Yifei for old boy donor hematopoietic stem cells, the kindness moved many people. In the years, there are people to participate in unpaid blood donation. You are suitable for blood donation? What need to prepare before donating blood? What is the donor hematopoietic stem cells? ... Common sense about blood donation, poke figure study left left for unpaid blood donors, in order to you and I, in order to life, turn! ​ ​​​]


上海第一资讯门户

跳拉丁舞的薰衣草:
    莱茵河畔的千年古镇,从家里开车分钟就能到达[微笑]最适合秋高气爽的午后来散步[可爱] ​​​
[Rhine in the ancient town of one thousand, drive home from minutes to reach [smiles] is most suitable for autumn afternoon to walkcute]


定居在德国的薰衣草控,爱生活,爱烹饪,爱养花,爱旅行,爱一切美好的事物

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