2017年9月7日星期四

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吴昕:
    今天有了一个新爱好,剪辑视频,上瘾中…… 这是我第三个作品…… 然后,这里真的太好了,安静,纯粹…… tRpjdg ​
[Today have a new hobby, editing video, addictive...... This is my third work... Then, here is really too good, quiet, pure... tRpjdg]

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猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 狗狗出生时因为有残疾被人抛弃了,只能靠两条腿艰难的爬行。Adhara收养它后,不仅耐心的帮它做腿部训练,还为它专门做了个小轮椅。你有缺陷也没事的,我可以加倍爱你[心]tRNDoaY (回忆专用小马甲) ​
[# # mop evening the dog was born with disabilities were abandoned, can only rely on two legs crawling. Adhara adopt it, after do the leg training for it not only patience, also do a small wheelchair for it specifically. You have defects and its okay, I can double love you [heart] tRNDoaY (recall special small vest)]

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小米手机:
    【座城市新地标,小米#全面屏.#】北京、上海、广州、深圳……今天,“全面屏.”同时在全国个地标点亮巨屏!月日,#小米MIX#全面屏手机即将发布,转发奔走相告,送出一部小米MIX 新品手机! ​
[【 city new landmark, millet # full screen. #] in Beijing, Shanghai, guangzhou, shenzhen... Today, the full screen. At the same time in the national landmark lit the giant screen! June , the upcoming # millet MIX# full screen mobile phones and forwarded an infectious sent a millet MIX new cell phone! ​]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

顶尖设计:
    苹果在年推出的一系列服装设计The Apple Colletion,但仅仅推出一季便被宣告放弃 ​
[Apple Apple in The years to launch a series of fashion design Colletion, but just one season has been declared to give up]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 棋艺是小事,那什么才是大事?丽姬麻麻和政哥那方面的兴趣才是大事!不要问是哪方面,戳开视频自己体会→tRptau [doge] @Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin #丽姬嬴政圆房# ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon chess is small, so what is the big deal? She mommy and zheng elder brother that interests is the big deal! Dont ask what, poke open video and myself feel tRptau [doge] @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ bin-bin zhang Vin # # she ying zheng consummation]

但斌:
    确实非常好![赞][心][鲜花]@风花树YH:美女老外中文这么好。
[Really very good! [who] [heart] [flowers] @ the wind flower YH beauty foreigners Chinese so good.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

大S:
    幸福
是要付出努力和代價的
世上根本沒有所謂的人生勝利組
背後的拼搏
不想說
只是想留給大家一個希望 ​

[Happiness is < br > the effort and cost of < br > there is no so-called life group win the struggle behind < br > < br > dont want to say < br > just want to leave you a hope]

眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 你会选择全款买车还是贷款买车? ​
[# # good night family full would you choose to buy a car or loan to buy a car? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 醋罐子政哥上线了~[doge]我要承包丽姬麻麻的无奈又宠溺的笑容![污] @Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin tRpICJb #丽姬嬴政圆房# ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon an extremely jealous man zheng brother online ~ [doge] I should contract she mommy helpless and indulge your smile! [pollution] @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ bin-bin zhang Vin tRpICJb # # she ying zheng consummation]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    今天竟然被小红本红@周冬雨 关注了!!!我,可能是一条人形追星小锦鲤!!!请大家转起评起,统一格式:“而我十分想被xxx关注”,万一实现了呢!!!为了分享我此刻的膨胀,从转发中抽一位,送大红包,明天中午平台开奖!!!祝大家锦鲤附体!!!为小红疯狂打call!!![爱你][爱你][爱你] ​
[Today was little red book @ zhou attention!!!!!! I, may be a small humanoid make track for a star brocade carp!!!!!! Please turn QiPing, unified format attention and I really want to be XXX, one thousand achieved!!! In order to share my current inflation, from forwarding a, send big red envelopes, platform the lottery tomorrow noon!!!!!! Wish you all a koi possessed!!!!!! Crazy for little red make the call!!!!!!! Love you love you [] [] [] love you]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 你最穷的时候是怎么过的? ​
[# # mop night when the poorest you how did you spend? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

但斌:
    美女教授任美格女士给我们讲菲律宾。 ​
[Ms beauty professor ren Meg told us the Philippines. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    家家觉得倒数第二款才是真的帅!
[Every think the penultimate paragraph is really handsome!]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    唉…@TBQianconcentrate:可见某些封建思想多害人[拜拜]
[Alas... @ TBQianconcentrate visible some feudal ideas more harm [bynum]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 丽姬麻麻和政哥的甜蜜画风再添一笔——连比赛射箭都在发狗粮,不得了!P.S.心疼旁边围观的大师兄s~[允悲] @Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin @李泰tiger tRpTb #丽姬嬴政圆房# ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon she mommy and administration of sweet style added a - even the archery game in dog food, Max! P.s. Love to watch the master elder brother s ~ [allow sad] @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ bin-bin zhang Vin @ Li Tai tiger tRpTb # # she ying zheng consummation]

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 【路面不平前车发生抖动,司机慌乱猛打方向盘撞上护栏】高速路上行车出现路况问题,请千万不要乱打方向盘。前车一个小失误,后果太严重了! tRpPzWHJ ​
[Old driver class # # 【 rattled road uneven limber jitter occurred, the driver on the steering wheel crashed into a guardrail 】 highway vehicle traffic problems, please dont hit the steering wheel. Leading a small mistake, the consequence is serious! tRpPzWHJ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    →_→@小墨镜的萝卜奶皇包 老天爷 我在看了将近五十遍之后终于看懂了打好了个福蝶结[泪] 我是个聪明人! tRCCLueD
[> _ > @ the carrot milk emperor of small glasses bag god I am looking for nearly times after finally understand play a happy butterfly knot [tears] I am a wise man! tRCCLueD]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

冷笑话精选:
    做人好累[允悲]@一定要打小怪兽:好像都有[笑cry]
[A person very tiredallow sad @ must dozen small monster all seem to have [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    ??天啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!@周冬雨:可以的@小野妹子学吐槽:而我十分想被周冬雨关注[泪]
[?? Day agghh ahhh!!!!! @ zhou can learn fun @ ono sister and I very want to zhou was concerned [tears]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

MIUI:
    聊一聊:让你换手机的原因是_____? ​
[Talk let you change the cause of the mobile phone is _____? ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 丽姬嬴政今天亲了吗?亲了!今天圆房了吗?要圆了!搬起小板凳前排围观~激动不止一点点~@Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin tRphfpGK #丽姬嬴政圆房# ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon she ying zheng kiss today? Pro! Consummate the today? To round! Moved a small bench in front of the onlookers ~ excited more than a little ~ @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ bin-bin zhang Vin tRphfpGK # # she ying zheng consummation]

猫扑:
    吃瓜[吃惊]这算是直接撕了吧
[Eat the melon [surprised] this is directly to tear]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

优酷:
    杜爸爸@杜江侦察记 和变高变帅的嗯哼大王霸道来袭,为这对大眼萌父子疯狂打call[心] #爸爸去哪儿第五季# 明天中午点优酷不见不散~ ​
[Papa doc @ study on modern hotel groups of reconnaissance and change high handsome ahem king bullying, crazy for the big eye of father and son play call [heart] # where dad season # at noon tomorrow youku be there or be square ~]

汽车之家:
    #夜福利# 空间灵活多变 宝骏 座版 ​
[# # night welfare flexible space Baojun a version]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行:
    瑞士 | 温柔沉醉的夜晚。 ​
[Swiss | tender drunk night. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    肉眼可见的幸福[可爱]
[Visible to the naked eye of happiness [lovely]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    一部#春风十里不如你#彻底蹂躏了人们的青春记忆,本期#观复嘟嘟#@马未都 变身妇产科专家,年前就有著作《人工大流产》,如今这事还支支吾吾不让赤裸地说。马爷这么说:年轻人有些界限不能跨越,有些事晚一些更好。若是自律不够,措施来凑,春风十里不如“套”啊!其实你不知道有一种青春味道叫滑石粉...全文: m.weibo ​
[A # # spring breeze excited as you completely ravaged the youthful memories of people, this # @ # view restoring doodle ma did not change to the department of obstetrics and gynecology expert, years ago has the book big artificial abortion, now it has prevaricated dont let bare ground say. Horse ye say young people some boundaries cannot span, there are some things better later. If not enough self-discipline, measures to gather together, the spring breeze miles than set! In fact you dont know there is a youth called the talcum powder... The full text m. eibo]

但斌:
    我开始谨慎地选择我的生活,我不再轻易让自己迷失在各种诱惑里。我心中一直听到来自远方的呼唤,再也不需要回过头去关心身后的种种是非与议论。我已无暇顾及过去,我要向前走。——米兰·昆德拉 ​
[I began to carefully select my life, I no longer easily let yourself lost in various temptations. My heart has been heard from the distant call, no longer need to go back and care of right and wrong and talk behind them. I have been busy in the past, I want to move forward. -- milan kundera]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    【万户】胡润研究院发布《胡润财富报告》显示,中国大陆万资产家庭数量已经达到万户,比去年增长.%。其中,北京成拥有万资产家庭最多的地区。同期,中国大陆拥有千万资产的“高净值家庭”同比增长.%到万户。报告称,大陆每人中就有人是千万富豪。 ​
[】 【 wanhu hurun research institute, issued the hurun wealth report, according to the Chinese mainland than assets family number has reached thousands of households, more than last year. %. Among them, Beijing has the most family than assets into areas. In the same period, China has high net worth families of tens of millions of assets year-on-year growth. % to thousands of households. According to the report, they are among the mainland each millionaires. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    好喜欢!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Good love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    未成年的主张,小学一年级的横山竜太跟带着哽咽跟邻居家的小女孩告白,纯真的感情真是让人看了动情[泪][泪][泪]tRNsgAz (via林萍在日本) ​
[Minor claim, a grade of hengshan 竜 too with with the little girl in the neighborhood with a SOB confessions, pure feelings really let a person see the emotional [tears] [tears] [in] tRNsgAz (via Lin Ping in Japan)]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    喝一口毒鸡汤[doge]@你没有猫也没有我啊 我也这样想的
[A sip of poison chicken soup [doge] @ you havent me no cat I think so too]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

优酷:
    #饭制有毒# 换了一首BGM,突然感觉巍峨的皇宫、严肃的侍卫都不存在了。丽姬@Dear-迪丽热巴 与嬴政@张彬彬Vin 在宽阔的操场上翩翩起舞……用乡村爱情的方式打开#秦时丽人明月心#[允悲]好像也蛮搭的 (CR 榴莲) tRpvKvv ​
[Toxic # # rice system changed a BGM, suddenly feel the majestic palace, there were no longer serious guards. She @ Dear - Dillon heat and ying zheng @ bin-bin zhang Vin dance in broad playground... Opened by the way of country love # # warlords beauty bright moonallow sadness as if also lined tRpvKvv durian (CR)]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【假警察网吧巡逻手铐铐人 自称有“警察情结”[摊手]】日前,安徽一名假警察在某网吧“巡逻”,还把网管铐起来了。原来,该男子通过冒充警察巡查、拦截无证车,已非法获利余元!男子还称从小就有警察情结,报名当辅警因身体的这个特征被拒绝↓↓可多年之后还是想“圆梦”...tRphnUX ​
[The fake police patrol Internet cafes cuffs Claim to have police complex [stand hand]], a fake police officer in a certain Internet cafe in anhui patrol, also put up, the network administrator. Originally, the man by posing as police officers patrol, blocking unlicensed cars, has illegal profits more than yuan! Man also said the police complex since I was a child, when signing up auxiliary police was refused to left left because of the characteristics of health but after many years still think interpreta dream... tRphnUX]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我们多年的婚姻,白手起家,很多争吵,去年他出轨摊牌选三我们协议离婚,经历了多半年的折腾,各种心酸难受,我决定放手,他又开始回家,因为我还在乎他,婚姻中我也有不好的地方他既然回家我也努力变好,我以为一切会慢慢变好,所有一切都是我以为,他并没有彻底断开,昨天我们吵...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend we have many years of marriage, a self-made man, a lot of quarrel, he cheated last year a showdown choose three we divorce, has experienced more than half year, all kinds of sad sad, I decided to let go, he began to go home, because I still care about him, in a marriage where I have bad since he go home I also try to get better, I think everything will be better, everything is my thought, he didnt completely disconnect, yesterday we fight... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

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