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新浪新闻客户端：
【新生军训遭教官“连环踹” 涉事教官被处分遣回原单位】月日，@电子科技大学成都学院发生军训学生与教官冲突事件↓↓视频中被打学生因站军姿问题与教官冲突，随后三名教官脚踹该新生↓↓随后校方称，涉事教官已被遣回原单位，并做了如下处理↓↓tRpGyYO
[The freshman military training was hence serial kick involved by disciplinary sent back to the original unit 】, February nd @ college of chengdu university of electronic science and technology in military training students and instructors clashes left left in the video is playing down the student for standing JunZi conflict with instructors, then three instructors kicked the left left then school officials said the newborn involved trainers have been sent back to the original unit, left left tRpGyYO down and do the following treatment]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜：
千篇一律的生活总需要一些出其不意的瞬间来增添惊喜，在#挖藕节一起wow#话题页下，上传你觉得最惊喜的瞬间，用你的wow照片参与话题活动并@爱钱进官微，即日起到月日连续天，每天都有可能获得爱钱进送出的元神秘惊喜噢~参考正确姿势见下[坏笑] tRpxFE
[Waking life always need some moments to add surprise surprise, dig with lotus root section in # wow# topic page, upload do you think of the moment, the most pleasant surprise to participate in the activities of subject and pictures with your wow @ love money into the officer, now June consecutive days, every day, may get love money into yuan sent mysterious surprise oh ~ reference see below [laugh] tRpxFE correct posture]

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新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#【又一起摩托车和行人的纠纷，这次你占谁？[摊手]】你觉得是摩托车的错还是行人的错？交谈中，被撞倒的女士说摩托车太快了，骑士说自己的时速只有公里小时。（PS摩托车钻车在英国是合法的）@汽车视频 @车致 tRpCS
[# # weibo communication radio [another motorcycle disputes and pedestrians, who account for you this time? [stand hand]] who do you think it is wrong of the motorcycle or the pedestrians fault? Conversation, says ms motorcycle had been knocked down too fast, knight said his only kmhour. (PS motorcycle jumbo is legal in the UK) video @ @ car car tRpCS]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

知乎：
【做土豆有什么简单又好吃的烹饪方法？】席妙雅：「我最好的一位朋友，人称『土豆小公主』。别人吸猫，她吸土豆，每次和她吃饭，只要土豆上桌，没两分钟就一扫而空。这份酸辣土豆，是我们以前在四川最爱吃的一道小菜，清凉开胃，做法简单，是土豆爱好者们不容错过的美味。」👉tRpGyxwy
[【 do potatoes, easy and delicious cooking methods? Seat better one of my best friend, said the little princess potato . Others cat, she suck potatoes, every time and her to dinner, as long as the potatoes on the table, not two minutes. The hot and sour potatoes, is our favorite line in sichuan dishes before, cool and refreshing appetizer, would be a simple, is a delicious potato fans not to be missed. 👉tRpGyxwy ]

发现更大的世界

猫扑：
对着宝宝喷水后宝宝的反应，莫名看得有点慌。。我记住你了，等我长大后算这账 tRpzrSr 哈哈哈宝宝，霸道总裁是你吗？
[To the baby after spraying their reaction, strange to see a bit of a panic.. I remember you, when I grow up to calculate the bill tRpzrSr ha ha ha baby, bullying, is that you? ]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
哪个明星从出道以来，几乎没有黑点，也基本没被黑过？
[Which star since his debut, almost no black spots, also basic is not black? ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报：
【重庆现波浪形公路驾驶起来有飞一般的感觉[哈哈]】重庆巴南区，有一条公路路面呈“波浪形”，车辆驶过时，一会儿冲上顶端，一会儿又落入低谷。至于驾驶起来什么感觉？有司机称，有腾空的感觉，很刺激！事实上，这一设计是方便每一层的商户能将车开到门口。（中新网）tRpAsd 网友：外地...全文： m.weibo
[【 chongqing now wavy highway driving up and feel like flying (ha ha) 】 chongqing banan, there is a road surface are wavy, cars, for a moment on the top, then falling into a trough. As for driving up what feeling? The driver said, empty feeling, very exciting! In fact, this design is convenient each layer of the merchants can the car drove up to the door. (Beijing) tRpAsd netizen outside... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
#阿里巴巴周年年会# 谢谢辛勤了数月的技术哥哥，技术改变世界，同样可以温暖世界，在这样的一个夜晚，一盏灯，一群伙伴，我们每个人微光点点，梦想照亮前路，挥手向未来。 [爱你]
[# # alibaba anniversary convention brother thank hard months of technology, technology change the world, also can warm the world, in such a night, a lamp, a group of partners, each of us light spot, dream to illuminate the road ahead, waved to the future. Love you []]

汽车之家：
有奖品拿耶✌🏻✌🏻
[有奖品拿耶✌🏻✌🏻]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑：
几乎是碾压式的KO[笑cry] tRpXAq
[Is almost rolling type KO tRpXAq [laugh cry]]

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新浪新闻客户端：
【韩急求部署战术核武美军拒绝：有美核保护伞就够了】韩媒称，随着朝鲜半岛紧张局势加剧，韩保守阵营要求美军在韩部署战术核武器的呼声高涨。不过，美国第七空军司令柏格森明确表示，不同意在半岛部署战术核武。他说，“美国为日韩提供了核保护伞，我觉得这差不多已经够了。”tRpGhTT
[【 Korea urgent deployment of tactical nuclear weapons U.S. refused to American nuclear umbrella is enough 】, according to local media as the tensions of the Korean peninsula, Korea conservative camp clamor for the U.S. military deployment of tactical nuclear weapons in South Korea. However, the us air force commander Bergson made it clear that different deployment of tactical nuclear weapons to peninsula. He said, the United States for Japan and South Korea provided a nuclear umbrella, I think its almost enough already. tRpGhTT]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
厉害了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@崔明昊-：你说得对😂
[厉害了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@崔明昊-：你说得对😂]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

知乎：
【电影《看不见的客人》（Contratiempo）名字怎么理解？】@奥里奥尔保罗OriolPaulo ：「Contratiempo 这个词只在西班牙语里有，它有两层意思，本意是不幸的事，另一层意思是对抗时间，影片中律师反复提到，只有分钟来证明清白，怀表转的时候就是电影名 Contratiempo。」👉tRpGvHmO
[【 film unseen guests (name Contratiempo) how to understand? @ Mr Paul OriolPaulo the word Contratiempo only in Spanish, it has two meanings, original intention is unfortunately, another layer of meaning is against time, lawyers in the film repeatedly mentioned, only minutes to prove innocence, Contratiempo turn pocket watch is the movie name. 👉tRpGvHmO ]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家：
国家公园之旅三江源站，鄂陵湖、扎陵湖、牛头碑，评测频道编辑徐超忍着高反吸着氧气瓶拍下这些照片……风景确实美，对人的考验也很严峻。行程不停歇，下一站继续走起！#向往在路上#
[National park tour three station, eling lake, just, tauren, evaluating the channel edit Xu Chaoren high anti absorb oxygen tanks took these photos... The test of scenery is beautiful, the people is also very serious. Travel non-stop, the next stop continue to start! # # to yearn for in the way]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

保时捷：
镜头前，世界看你；镜头后，你看世界。每一次按下快门，时间瞬间定格，这正是摄影的魅力所在。月日 – 月日，第四届影像上海艺术博览会将正式拉开帷幕。届时，保时捷摄影大赛作品将与更多大师艺术作品一同现身上海展览中心。点击链接，邂逅镜头前的保时捷。 tRpGvwqe
[The camera, see you in the world; After the lens, you see the world. Each time to press the shutter, instantaneous fixation time, this is the charm of photography. - on February nd, th Shanghai art expo image will be officially kicked off. Porsche photography contest, will then with more master works of art appeared in the Shanghai exhibition center. Click the link, porsche encounter camera. tRpGvwqe]

自年以来，保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国，旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。

汽车之家：
#家家评测试驾#【巨蟹座型男抢先试驾沃尔沃全新XC】我们提前到了法兰克福，很幸运，顺利的找到了XC,在不顾及时差的状态下连夜抢出一篇试驾。沃尔沃全新XC，带给我的感觉就是一个典型的巨蟹座型男，性格温和又顾家。tRpbnmKn
[# every evaluation test # 【 cancer physique First test drive Volvo brand new XC 】 we arrived in Frankfurt, were lucky to find a XC smoothly, in regardless of the time difference overnight out of a test drive. Volvos new XC, gives me a feeling of tothe is a typical cancer, warm personality and family. tRpbnmKn]

优酷：
#小手牵小狗##罗志祥小手牵小狗#道格师傅@羅志祥一大早就和@青克乐展开宠溺的“拌嘴”，乐乐也第一时间跟道格师傅分享了自己的“梦”，看来对师傅的信任感up！up！敲暖对不对！@小手牵小狗
tRpykH
[# hands holding the puppy # # # show hands holding the puppy doug master @ show Early in the morning and @ g mix of spoil, lele also share with doug teacher the first time his dream, it seems the teacher trust up! The up! On warm right! @ hands holding the dog tRpykH]

新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 【重庆现波浪形公路驾驶起来有飞一般的感觉[doge]】重庆巴南区，有一条公路路面呈“波浪形”，车辆驶过时，一会儿冲上顶端，一会儿又落入低谷。有司机称，在这条路开车有腾空的感觉，很刺激！据了解，这一设计是为方便每一层的商户能将车开到门口。老司机们想不想去体验一把？
[# # travel life 【 chongqing now wavy highway driving up and feel like flying [doge]] chongqing banan, there is a road surface are wavy, cars, for a moment on the top, then falling into a trough. , according to a driver to drive in this road feel empty, very exciting! It is understood that this design is for the convenience of each layer of the merchants can drive the car to the door. Old drivers want to experience a? ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

ZAKER：
#八点一刻# #世界只剩下一首歌#
Missing有两个意思，一个是想念，一个是失去；失去之后开始想念，想念又能否挽回失去？
@李易峰《请跟我联络》 tRUBFveC
[# # # # minute the world only a song Missing has two meanings, one is Missing, one is lost; After losing began to miss, miss can restore lost? @ li yi feng, please contact with me tRUBFveC]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

汽车之家：
[思考][思考][思考]
[[thinking] [thinking] [thinking]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

汽车之家：
#家家车生活#【《逆時光》·奔驰 E修复记 Vol.】上回说的是周末更新，然后跳票了一个多礼拜，我解释一下啊……是因为领导临时要求《GT-R nismo体验记：拆迁后的生活》提前上线，所以我也很无奈啊……不过看惯了我在《逆時光》一本正经地搞技术流，偶尔看看我逗贫调剂一下生活也挺好的嘛……...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car life 【 the inverse time Benz E repair record Vol. 】 is weekend update said last time, and then jump ticket for more than a week, I explain... Temporary because leaders asked the GT -r nismo experience reporter after the demolition of life in advance online, so I am also very helpless... But I went in the inverse time solemnly technical flow, occasionally look at me make poor relieve the life also is quite good...... ... The full text m. eibo]

微博汽车：
#我与汽车的日常# 没有抱摔... 交警叔叔这回真的很“客气” [并不简单]
[# # and my car daily no slam... Traffic police uncle this time really very polite [] are not simple]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

猫扑：
【“家长群里的戏精们，你们够了！”[笑cry]】最近很多人吐槽这事儿！哪怕只是几十个人甚至几个人的微信群，都会有各种各样的角色。一位网友就曝料说：她家娃今年刚上小学，老师就建了家长群，结果才第二天，里面就吵起来了...上演了一出大戏！[doge]其实，家长群里类似的戏精还有很多很多…有疯狂夸老...全文： m.weibo
[【 parents play in the group of pure, you enough! [laugh cry]] many people ridicule it recently! If only for dozens of people even a few people WeChat group, there will be a variety of roles. Said a netizen is exposed her Eva this year just in elementary school, the teacher is built the parent group, the result is only the second day, it is noisy... Staged a drama! [doge] in fact, the parents of a similar scene essence and many, many... A crazy boast old... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
《请回答》双门洞吉祥物！
吃货小珍珠实力卖萌合辑，真是太能吃了[允悲]
tRpbYJQP
[Please respond double door mascot! version small pearl power show MOE collection, thats too can eat [allow sad] tRpbYJQP]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

MIUI：
MIUI史上最嘻哈品牌音乐超超超超超级快的rap你听得清吗？现在玩个小游戏，听听这首歌，把歌词发到微博，加上#MIUI有嘻哈#话题。第一个听写出完整歌词的，我们将送出价值元的MORE头戴式耳机一个。截止时间为月日。

转发微博，抽送个小米移动电源高配版。tRpbQrP
[Beautiful MIUI historys most hip-hop music brand super super super super super fast rap you hear clearly? Now play a little game, listen to the song, the lyrics to weibo, add # # beautiful MIUI is hip hop. The first a complete lyrics dictation, we will send out the value of the yuan MORE a headset. Deadline for February nd. forwarding microblogging, pumping a millet mobile power source with high version. tRpbQrP]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

玩转instagram：
美图手机又来让你们吃土了……看了新品Ts最新样张，简直心动啊！感觉买了就能做电影女主角了！
[The beautiful mobile phone again to let you eat the soil... Looking at the new Ts latest proof, it move! Feel bought a movie actress can do! ]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

微博搞笑排行榜：
转给麻麻做！[笑而不语]@BlueBlueBlueB_ (￣ ̫ ￣) 收藏了也不会做
[To mommy! [smiling without a word] @ BlueBlueBlueB_ (￣ ̫ ￣) collection also wont do]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

冷笑话精选：
胖成什么样了，你自己心里就没点bi数吗？[摊手]
[Fat into what kind, your heart is not bi number? [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
#开学第一堂课#有一种开学叫美好！[色]
[# on the first lesson # there is a school called beautiful! [color]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
【山西一中学要求男女学生一律剪短发不剪不让上课】近日，山西师大第二实验中学学生爆料，学校强制学生剪短发，女生必须露耳朵。有学生表示不解：剪短发就能考上好大学？该校一班主任对@北京时间表示，学生文化基础较弱，有学生用化妆品甚至披头发，学校综合考虑做了这个决定。tRpkbAS
[The shanxi a middle school requires the students all hair cut short Dont cut class not to let 】 recently, shanxi normal university in the second experiment reports coming from the middle school students, the school students hair cut short, the girl must show the ear. Have students puzzled hair can be admitted to a good university? Said to @ (Beijing time), director of the class, students cultural foundation is weak, have students use cosmetic hair, even school comprehensive consideration made this decision. tRpkbAS]

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南方都市报：
【厉害了！我国发射一枚超级卫星：以后万米高空、茫茫大海都能高速上网！[威武]】今年，中国成功发射的实践十三号卫星是我国首颗高通量通信卫星，通信总容量超过G。这项技术突破，意味着未来通过通信卫星可以随时随地实现宽带上网。特别是在飞机、高铁、轮船上，都可以实现宽带通信。[good]（央视财...全文： m.weibo
[【 much! Our country launched a super satellite after thousands of meters, sea water can be high speed Internet access! [power]] this year, the practice of Chinas successful launch of satellite is the th Chinas first high flux communication satellite, communication capacity more than G. This technology breakthrough, means that the future through communications satellites can achieve broadband Internet access anywhere, anytime. Especially on the plane, high iron, ships, can achieve broadband communications. [good] (CCTV... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
不知道自己怎么过来的那只最销魂@使徒子怎么还有个念诗的
[Dont know oneself how come that only the most fascinating @ the apostles child how to have a reading of the poem]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

李开复：
Challenger.ai 的新赛道，让AI 同学尝试金融应用，有奖哦！请大家转发给技术同学，让AI 同学们试试看！
[Challenger. New track, ai ai students try to financial applications, prize! Please forward to technical classmate, let AI students give it a try!]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

微博搞笑排行榜：
迪丽热巴来也匆匆、去也匆匆，伤了荆轲的心、坑了韩申的身。未解之谜是，热巴凭啥这么快？
[Dillon heat to also go in a hurry, also in a hurry, hurt the heart of jing ke, pit Han Shen at all. Mystery is, hot, why its so fast? ]

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#不可描述的拿铁豆浆#征集大赛开始了？都让开，让我来!今一品@肯德基早餐拿铁豆浆，只觉醉花宜昼，醉雪宜晚，两种不同的风景，能同时拥有，真是我的幸运。怎么样，就问你们fu不fu!
[# # not describe latte soya-bean milk contest started? All get out of the way, let me! Today yipin breakfast @ KFC latte soya-bean milk, drunk sleep only pay appropriate day, and the appropriate drunken snow night, two different kinds of scenery, can have at the same time, its my lucky. How, cant ask you fu fu! ]