2017年9月11日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    微博十二星座哪个最爱投票?[doge]
[Weibo the zodiac which love to vote? [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    发表了博文《微博首次开放广告流量和数据API,这一举动意味着什么》tRpSdfkD ​
[Published the post first open weibo advertising flow and data API, a move that what it means to tRpSdfkD]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

吴昕:
    他们需要欣赏,这句话很重要[心] 请大家多多支持这个有才华的孩子的作品
[They need to appreciate, this sentence is very important [heart], please support a talented childrens work]

工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 对不起我的人多了。tRpGwNJm (via补剧大魔王) ​
[# mop good night # sorry my people. TRpGwNJm (via filling a big devil king)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“说一句曾经帮你度过艰难日子的话”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​​​​
[Forecast points interactive topic tonight, said one sentence once get you through difficult days. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 厂家召回过的车型,你还会考虑购买吗? ​
[# good night family model # manufacturer recall, will you consider buying? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行:
    自己的事为什么要寄托到别人身上呢? ​
[Do your own thing why hopes to others? ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

优酷:
    #优酷带你看时装周# 月日-月日,带你看不一样的纽约大秀!来这里看文艺女神 @王珞丹 完美诠释 @ToryBurch官方微博 ![好爱哦][好爱哦]看郑秀妍 @Sy__Jessica 与 @CalvinKlein 梦幻中的优雅~ [羞嗒嗒][求关注][求关注]这个秋天,让我们一同找到属于自己的独特气质!更多fashion视频戳戳戳这里
...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # youku take you look at fashion week, month to month, day, cant you see the same big show in New York! Come here to see the goddess @ king been Dan perfect @ ToryBurch official weibo! [good love oh] [good love oh] see Jessica @ Sy__Jessica with @ CalvinKlein dream in elegant ~ [shame clicking] attention [o] attention [o] this fall, let us together to find their own unique temperament! More fashion video chuo chuo chuo here < br >... The full text m. eibo]

巴曙松:
    tRpMfJP 有一种伪善 ​
[TRpMfJP is a kind of hypocrisy]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松:
    段子:可以装,但不能穿帮一一一 刚接一电话:“你在家吗?” 这号码陌生但这语气肯定是熟人,一时想不起是谁,我怕尴尬于是也装熟回他:“我周末还能在家?饭局啊!一到周末就这样,好几个饭局,推都推不掉。你在哪儿呢,什么事?” 对方沉默一会说:“你叫的外卖,我在你家门口。”[尴尬]...全文: m.weibo ​
[Jokes can hold, but you cant pick up the just wearing a telephone are you home? This number strange but the tone is certainly an acquaintance, temporary cant remember who it was, I was afraid of embarrassing and also cooked back his I can at home at the weekend? Meal! So every weekend, several meal, push all push out. Where are you, what is it? The other silent for a moment to say you call takeout, I on your doorstep. [embarrassed]... The full text m. eibo]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 丽姬麻麻和嬴政大王终于重逢了!见了面要干什么?当然是抱抱啦![偷笑]看的人家好生羡慕→tRpSjMF ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon she mommy and king ying zheng finally reunited! Met doing? Of course is a hug! [laughing] and see somebody elses admiring tRpSjMF]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【四川凉山悬崖村 通往外界的级“钢管天梯”】四川省凉山州昭觉县支尔莫乡的阿土列尔村,坐落于海拔米的山坳中,被称为“悬崖村”。悬崖村的级“钢管天梯”是村民通往外界唯一的道路,网友:光是看看都觉得胆战心惊→tRpSjkG ​
[The sichuan liangshan cliff village To the outside world class steel ladder 】 o da liangshan prefecture in sichuan province branch, mo township of soil column village, situated meters in the mountains, known as the cliff village . Cliff village level steel ladder is the only road to the villagers to the outside world, the net friend just look at all feel scared to tRpSjkG]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

顶尖设计:
    肤色之美 by Chesterfield Hector ​
[The beauty of the skin by Chesterfield Hector]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 丽姬荆轲重逢相顾,往事已如烟随风,面对当下境况#迪丽热巴丽姬#含泪送出祝福→tRpSOmOU ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon she meet jing ke care, the past has been consumed in the wind, in the face of the present situation # # Dillon hot and she send blessings - tRpSOmOU, tears in eyes]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    春风十里,不如一夜暴富。
愿你出走半生,归来已经暴富。
你本无意穿堂风,偏偏不小心暴富。
最好不相见,毕竟你已经暴富。
你悄悄地走了,正如你悄悄地暴富。
向来缘浅,奈何暴富。
陪伴是最长情的告白,暴富是你最好的陪伴。
每一个不曾暴富的日子,都是对生命的辜负。

这才是你想要的文艺签名。 ​

[Spring breeze miles, it is better to coin money overnight. < br > the left half to you, return have riches. < br > you had no intention of drafts, it happened accidentally get rich. < br > you should not meet, after all, you have become. < br > you quietly away, as you quietly get rich. < br > always margin of shallow, but rich. < br > with the longest love is love, wealth is your best friend. < br > every never rich days, is to live up to life. < br > < br > this is what you want the signature. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【女司机闯红灯,交警不仅不罚还点赞[吃惊]】近日,珠海一位女司机在等红灯时,在后视镜中看到一大巴车疑刹不住车,朝前方急行而来,惊慌失措的女司机一脚油门冲了红灯,幸免于难!虽然电子眼抓拍了,珠海市交警支队对外通报,在受理她申诉后,珠海交警不仅撤销了罚单,还对她的机智行为大...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [the driver ran a red light, traffic police not only dont punish also thumb up [surprised]] recently, the zhuhai a female driver waiting for the red light, in the rearview mirror to see a coach suspected speeding car, toward the front line, panicked the driver a foot pedal to rush the red light, to survive! Although digital snapped, zhuhai traffic police detachment foreign bulletin, after accepting her appeal, zhuhai traffic police revoked the ticket not only, still on her behavior wit... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

MIUI:
    告诉我,这两款新手机,你最喜欢的是_____? ​
[Tell me, these two new phone, _____ is your favorite? ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心##名侦探丽姬#来了,朝堂设局抓人心虚漏洞,机智断案要给满分,戳视频看丽姬麻麻有多霸气→tRpSTb ​
[# warlords beauty bright moon # # # detective she came, the hall was arresting people guilty loophole, witty administer justice will give full marks, poke, video to see how much she hemp domineering - tRpSTb]

冷笑话精选:
    D谁在爱我?[哆啦A梦吃惊]@捡书少年A@-张莉菲有强迫症选了……c,,貌似有点准
[D who is love me? [doraemon surprised] @ @ A of picking up A book - Zhang Lifei have obsessive-compulsive disorder chose... C, seems a little]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #何所冬暖何所夏凉#怼你怼你怼你,帅气深情的席郗辰@贾乃亮 简直就是简安桀小姐姐@王子文Olivia 的人肉炮灰[笑cry],厉害了我的简小姐tRpSSGWP ​
[# # what is how warm winter summer cool Dui Dui Dui you, you handsome mat XiChen @ smile affectionately Is JianAn jie little sister @ ziwen wang Olivia meat cannon fodderlaugh cry, much I miss Jane tRpSSGWP]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论照片好美![心]@龙猫是个偏执狂 这组照片里的地方我都多么的想去[心]
[Comments on the picture was beautiful! [heart] @ my neighbor totoro was a paranoid This group of photos I how want to go to the site of [heart]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家:
    #夜福利# 用实力说话 奔驰 AMG E S ​
[Welfare # # night talking with the strength Mercedes AMG E S]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

oLV儿飞o:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

冷笑话精选:
    你觉得学生时代最美好的瞬间是什么?[并不简单] ​
[What do you think the best moment is when I was a student? [] are not simple]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    可能是父爱如水吧tRpazXvf ​
[Is likely to be a father, such as water tRpazXvf]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 丽姬遭遇绑架事件,究竟是何人希望丽姬麻麻永远从秦宫消失→#名侦探丽姬#即将全面上线
tRpSxdo ​

[# # warlords beauty bright moon she suffered a kidnapping, exactly is who hope she mommy will never disappear from Qin Gong - # # detective li ji is a comprehensive online < br > tRpSxdo]

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 这一定是穿越了!孙悟空开车载八戒上路被交警拦下,没想到当孙悟空亮出身份证,交警瞬间乐了![坏笑][坏笑][坏笑]@微博汽车 @购车帮帮忙 @汽车洋葱圈 tRpiuBy ​
[Travel # # it must be through the life! Sun wukong drove eight quit the road was stopped by traffic police and didnt know when the Monkey King with id, traffic police instantly joy! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] @ weibo automotive @ car help @ onion rings tRpiuBy]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #白夜追凶#的VIP会员福利来啦[xkl撒花]月日线下提前观看集!还有@潘粤明 @王泷正 @梁缘lyna @吕晓霖 @尹姝贻 到场一起与VIP会员#白夜追凶线下探案#,揭秘幕后故事[憧憬]链接在此:tRpAqwAP另外在此条微博留下问题的旁友们,有机会被抽取到现场直接向主演提问,快来留言吧! ​
[# # white night catch the VIP member benefits come [XKL scatter flowers], offline viewing set in advance! And @ the purpose Long is @ @ king beam flange lyna @ Lynn lu @ Yin Shuyi with VIP member present # # white night after fierce offline entertaining, reveal the scenes story [hope] link here tRpAqwAP in this weibo friends leave problem, have the chance to direct is extracted to ask starring, quick to leave a message! ​]

猫扑:
    【尬舞网红跳污水河秀舞姿 大爷:这水臭的啊】近日,河南郑州人民公园北侧的金水河畔,一个尬舞团成员为吸引粉丝,突然集体跳到小树林边的河里,在河里尬舞。另一个尬舞团队看到后也不甘示弱,跟着也都跳进了河里,双方在河里随着音乐相互斗舞,场面混乱。围观大爷:这水臭的啊...tRpfsai ​
[The full web celebrity dance danced sewage river The big ye this water smelly 】 recently, henan zhengzhou jinshui river on the northern side of the peoples park, a full member of the group to attract fans, suddenly jump to collective trees near the river, two stools in the river. After another full dance team see also not to be outdone, follow also jumped into the river, the two sides fight each other in the river along with music dance, scenes of chaos. Watching the big ye this water smelly... tRpfsai]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

顶尖设计:
    最近逐渐火起来的瑞典小众独立手表品牌TRIWA,创立于年,算是较为年轻的品牌,其创始人之一Harald的家却是一座流传了几个世纪的城堡——位于瑞典南部的Wanås艺术古堡。Harald家族几代人都是艺术发烧友,藏品多不胜数,这使得Wanås古堡就像一个艺术博物馆。每年很多艺术家都会受邀来此创作大型户外...全文: m.weibo ​
[Recent fire up gradually independent TRIWA watch brand, the Swedish niche founded in the year, is a relatively young brand, home of one of its founder, Harald is a circulating for centuries the castle - Wanas art castles in the south of Sweden. Harald generations of the family are art enthusiasts, collection of plenty, it Wanas castle is like an art museum. Every year many artists are invited here to create large outdoor... The full text m. eibo]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

卢健生:
    国庆假期必看![嘻嘻]
[National Day holiday will look! [xi xi]]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 孤居深宫,但凭玲珑游其中~丽姬.上线,一袭红衣美如画,强势承包双面丽姬麻麻,你偏爱哪一款?[害羞]#名侦探丽姬# ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon palace, solitary but with exquisite swim it ~ she. Online, a beautiful picture in red, strong contracting double-sided she mommy, which model do you prefer? [shy] # # detective li ji]

猫扑:
    想去学钢琴了!(视频:钢琴师夏晗希) tRpaMTWh ​
[Want to go to learn the piano! Video the pianist Xia Han hope tRpaMTWh]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

一块去旅行:
    南京旅行美食攻略 | 在南京几年吐血整理南京美食(^__^) 嘻嘻……美食真的是令人愉悦呀~ ​​​​作者:-是小天呀 ​​​​
[Nanjing travel food guide | in nanjing years vomiting blood arrange food (^ __ ^) hee hee... Food is really pleasant ah ~ the author - is a small day ah]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

新浪汽车:
    #萌宠与车#交警蜀黍:“想闯红灯那个,跟我走吧,喵”[心]“别呀别呀,我等绿灯呢,喵˝ [二哈] tRpXAzV ​
[# # of familiar with car traffic police sorghum want to run a red light that, follow me, meow [heart] dont ah ah, I wait for the green light, meow ˝ tRpXAzV [two ha]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

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