2017年9月8日星期五

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    助攻!目前集了螺旋爆炸式好看,希望潘老师能火起来[并不简单]@纳兰无羁入股,自来水+ 追到第集了!炸裂推荐推荐!!!! @一点茄子酱自来水+ 是真的好看再推荐一下!追更使我快乐[并不简单]@小羊爱吃酱肘子值得被捧,有价值的东西真的会发光
[Assists! Now set the spiral explosive good-looking, pan, the hope can fire up [] are not simple in @ he freedom, tap water + catch up with the first set! Cracking is recommended!!!!!!!!!! @ some eggplant water + is to recommend some really good! After more makes me happy [] are not simple @ lamb should be holding on their love to eat pork chops, something really shine]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    好酷[哆啦A梦吃惊]@治愈系心理学太牛了,服气
[Cool [doraemon surprised] @ healing psychology too cattle, convinced]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    让苍天知道我不认输,搏一搏............算了算了我认输[允悲] ​
[Let heaven know I dont throw in the towel, fought a desperate... Calculate calculate I throw in the towelallow sad]

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小米手机:
    位米粉看到的#小米MIX# ,是否和你期待的一样?
苏芒、傅盛、吴声、张鹏、曾航、金错刀……带你提前感受全面屏.的惊喜!

转评说出你对MIX的期待,送出一台新品手机。
tRpkngB ​

[A rice noodles to see # millet MIX#, whether is the same as you expect? < br > Sue mans, Fu Cheng, Wu Sheng, zhang peng, Ceng Hang, gold is wrong... Take you feel full screen in advance. Surprise! < br > < br > turn about you look for in a MIX of, send out a new mobile phone. < br > tRpkngB]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

猫扑:
    不容易啊
[Not easy!]

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汽车之家:
    #新车官图#【法兰克福车展亮相 宾利慕尚特别版官图】 日前,宾利的个性化定制部门Mulliner发布了一组宾利慕尚特别版车型的官方图片。新车内饰将会采用大量的有色碳纤维材质进行装饰,并将会与全新欧陆GT以及一系列的添越、慕尚特别版车型共同在月日开幕的法兰克福车展上正式亮相。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # new officer figure the Frankfurt motor show Bentley longed for is special edition before the official figure 】, bentleys Mulliner customization department issued a set of bentley longed for is the special edition models official images. New car interior will use a lot of non-ferrous carbon fiber material for decoration, and will be with the new continental GT and more, the desire is a series of special edition models together in a month, the opening of the Frankfurt motor show debut. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    闻,最日常的动作之一,却是他年来的工作方式,只因他的鼻子比仪器还灵敏。为保证每天升原奶的安全,他绝不容忍一丝差错!他就是牛奶质检员,是原奶质量把控的第一关[good]优酷携手@知了青年 和#张艺兴#@努力努力再努力x 一起#发现极限劳动者#,感谢他对我们健康的守护[心] tRpkANi ​
[Smell, one of the most everyday action, but it is his way to work, because his nose is sensitive than instrument. In order to ensure the safety of the raising of the raw milk every day, he will not tolerate any mistake! Inspector. He is the milk is the first level of the raw milk quality control [good] youku # @ # @ cicada young and lay together efforts to try to detect limit of laborer with x # #, thanks to his guardian [heart] tRpkANi to our health]

冷笑话精选:
    这儿有个好玩的机器能让你秒找到同类~ #欢聚盛典#
tRpWl ​

[Heres a fun machine can let you seconds to find the similar ~ # # gather festival < br > tRpWl]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题# 这条的提问机会交给你们,关于车的一切想问什么,来[围观] ​
[# #.so topic questions from the opportunity to you, all about car want what to ask, to [watch]]

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微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 长得精致,细节到位,CS更讨人喜
[Evaluation of selected # # car looks delicate, details in place, CS less happy]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我是名高中生,上课不敢看黑板主要是不敢于老师对视,一旦和老师对视了我就会很紧张想躲开视线,导致老师也对我很尴尬吧…其实我和老师对视,我心里会觉得老师有点看不起我吧因为成绩不怎么好这状态已经有年了,我有社恐。我会觉得我会影响别人所以我才会紧张!我什么都怕影响别人说...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I am a high school student, did not dare to look at the blackboard mainly in class is not dare to the teacher in the eye, once the teacher looked at each other and I want to avoid the line of sight will be very nervous, cause the teacher also very embarrassing for me... In fact, I and the teacher in the eye, my heart will feel the teacher got a little look down on me because the result is not so good this state has been around for ages, I have a fear. I think I would influence people so I will be nervous! I be afraid influence others say anything... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小野妹子学吐槽:
    日常迷信🙏@岁天才少女:九月对我好一点🙏
[日常迷信🙏@岁天才少女:九月对我好一点🙏]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #优酷蒙面唱将#本期飞行嘉宾给自己取名“八块腹肌带你飞”,看这霸气外露的名字就透着一股嚣张的气息啊~猜评团现场叫板,强烈要求检查唱将的“八块腹肌”,这么美的画面当然得留到周日了[doge][doge][doge][doge]#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#第二季每周日晚优酷全网独播,敬请期待!#tRpBEB
  ​

[# # youku masked sing will this flight guest named themselves eight pieces of abdominal muscle take you fly, see the name of the feats with an air of arrogance ~ guess challenge rating group site, urged check will sing eight pieces of abdominal muscle, such a beautiful picture of course have to till Sunday [doge] [doge] [doge] [doge] # # masked sing will guess the second quarter Sunday night youku so alone, please look! # tRpBEB < br >]

优酷:
    OMG,康熙团在#火星情报局#重聚!康永哥@蔡康永 成为新任局长?带领康熙团霸气踢馆火星老特工,全场火药味十足,吓得优酷君都不敢往下看,胆大的小伙伴快戳视频~tRpUlTS ​
[OMG, kangxi in # # Mars cia reunion!!! Kang Yongge @ definetely became the new director? Lead the kangxi domineering play pavilion Mars old agents, full-court explosive, frighten youku all dare not to look down, poked video ~ tRpUlTS daring friend fast]

陈旭东:
    近年来,消费者对于“逛街”的需求发生了变化。零售店不再仅仅只具备“买东西”的功能,而是在想方设法为消费者提供“有价值”的服务。例如位于南京新街口三胞国际广场的Hamleys(哈姆雷斯)玩具店,专门为小朋友们设立了生日派对Party Room及儿童专用厕所,以个性化内容服务消费者,提供更优体验。...全文: m.weibo ​
[In recent years, consumer demand for shopping has changed. Retail stores not only has the function of shopping, but in seeking to provide consumers with valuable service. For instance in nanjing xinjiekou tricell international square Hamleys (les) ham toy store, set up a birthday Party Party Room specifically for children and childrens special toilet, with consumer personalized content services, to provide a better experience. ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑:
    铲屎官进阶版撸猫指南,除了铲屎以外的必备技能——花式按摩.....多一技傍身,让主子天天围着你转tRNsfohP 啊!圆脸猫啊 ​
[Shovel excrement officer premium rolled cat guide, in addition to shovel excrement, a necessary skills - fancy massage... One more skills alongside the body, to master every day around you tRNsfohP! Round face cat!]

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新浪汽车:
    曝曝曝!捷豹E-TYPE ZERO概念车型来啦![色](更多新车一手咨询,关注→@新车情报局 )
[Exposure exposure exposure. Jaguar E - TYPE ZERO concept model come! [color] (pay more attention to new car consulting, - > @ new intelligence agency)]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    我就想多陪他们聊一会儿,多陪他们玩一会儿,有他们的支持,觉得非常幸福。@杨洋icon 能陪伴你的成长也是万千#优酷VIP羊毛#幸福,今年你的生日会,我们会如约而至,陪你聊天,陪你玩,因为有你我们很幸福,距离月日#杨洋生日快乐#还有 天,不能到现场的羊毛们,记得死守优酷君独家高清免费直播...全文: m.weibo ​
[More than I wanted to spend time with them talk for a while, accompany them to play for a while, with their support, feel very happy. Yang Yang, a @ icon can accompany you grow up is also a lot # # happiness youku VIP wool, your birthday party this year, we promise to accompany you to chat, play with you, we are very happy, because of you, happy birthday to Yang Yang, a # # and day, not to the scene of the wool, remember to do his duty youku gentleman exclusive hd broadcast live free... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【含劳斯莱斯和宝马M车型 宝马新能源计划】日前,宝马集团董事长克鲁格先生正式对外公布了宝马品牌未来发展计划——NUMBER ONE> NEXT战略,宝马计划到年发布款新能源车型,其中款为纯电动车型,未来所有品牌和型号都将推出纯电动产品。tRpnSx ​
[# # every news [with Rolls-Royce and BMW M models BMWs new energy plan 】 recently, BMW group chairman, Mr Kruger formally announced the BMW brand plans about the future - NUMBER ONE > NEXT strategy, BMW plans to release new energy vehicles, including model for pure electric vehicles, in the future all brands and models will be introduced electric product. tRpnSx]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博安全中心:
    需要解绑支付宝的小伙伴们,可以按照下图操作指南解绑啦~
[Need solution to pay treasure to friends, can according to the operational guidelines for school official cites use this solution to ~]

微博安全中心,反馈解决微博密码被盗、换手机号、异常登录等问题,帮助微博用户应对帐号安全问题。

一块去旅行:
    塞班岛旅行攻略 | 塞班归来不看水,愿君有缘见一回。作者:虎牙妹QI ​
[Saipan travel guide | symbian return water, let you see decree by destiny. Author canine teeth younger sister QI]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

南方都市报:
    【四肢残缺,却用温暖的笑容拯救世界!】还记得那个叼着奶嘴递给弟弟的小男孩吗?生来便没有四肢的他,却拥有乐观的天性,用温暖的笑容迎接一切…自己叠衣服、吃零食、玩过家家、荡秋千,更是有责任感的大哥哥!命运给了他残缺的肢体,但他依然报以微笑。小天使,转发祝福![心](人人视频)...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 limb deformity, but with a warm smile to save the world! Remember that is carrying the pacifier to younger brothers little boy? Be born without limbs, he has optimistic nature, with a warm smile to greet all... Make your clothes, snacks, playing house, swing, sense of responsibility is the big brother! Fate gave him broken limbs, but he still smile. Little angel, forwarding wishes! [heart] everybody (video)... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

汽车之家:
    车评家、车玩家、旅行家……汽车百家都在这里。发现车生活,就在车家号!
@吴迎秋 @许群 @闫闯- @马晓波 @晴空霹雳张大爷 @李老鼠说车 @初晓敏 @光的深处 @精分了温爽 @张昕宇梁红 @童济仁 @YYP颜宇鹏。tRpysmfA ​

[Car critic, players, traveler... Car hundred are here. Found life, cars in the car home!! < br > @ Wu Yingqiu @ Xu Qun @ 闫闯 - @ Ma Xiaobo @ open sky thunderbolt ye @ @ li old rat said car early XiaoMin @ the deep @ the fine points of light WenShuang @ ptar yu hong liang @ TongJiRen @ YYP YanYuPeng. tRpysmfA]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    由于太阳爆发年来最强耀斑,近两夜南北极圈一带将呈现前所未有的绚烂极光,芬兰、阿拉斯加天文爱好者均已捕捉到这一象征好运的壮丽景象。不仅如此,在稍低纬度地区,如加拿大大部、日本北海道、我国黑龙江也有一定几率观测到罕见的极光...留学党和东北小伙伴多多留意,祝大家好运附体🙏🙏 ​
[Because of the outbreak in the solar flares, strongest nearly two nights in north and south polar area will present an unprecedented and aurora, Finland, Alaska, amateur astronomers have capture the magnificent panorama of the symbol of good luck. Not only that, in a low latitudes, such as most of Canada, Japan, Hokkaido, heilongjiang in China also have a chance to rare aurora... 留学党和东北小伙伴多多留意,祝大家好运附体🙏🙏 ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    【广州地铁一“色狼”猥亵女性 被抓时裤链都没拉】日晚,广州地铁号线,叶女士在车厢遭男子猥亵。该男子在露下体猥亵另一女生时,被叶女士全程录下,并当众拆穿。叶女士称,男子一开始不断反抗并挠自己,没人帮忙,随后地铁人员将他控制。“当时很怕,但是他比我瘦。所以判断对付他没有问题,才去揭...全文: m.weibo ​
[[guangzhou metro women caught a sex maniac obscene pants chain didnt pull 】 Sunday night, guangzhou metro line no., lady in the carriage man obscene. The man in her nakedness molesting another girl, ms was leaf to record all the way, and debunk in public. Leaf, says ms man resistance and scratching at the beginning, no one to help, then the subway staff to his control. At that time very afraid, but he is thin than me. So judgment against him there is no problem, just to think... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    【拿生命赌气!夫妻没共度七夕起争吵 丈夫躺高速中间被撞[吃惊]】 月日晚,陈先生驾车在岳临高速,因避让不及撞伤一位躺在路中的男子。据交警了解,男子与妻子因未能共度七夕等琐事争吵,便赌气躺到高速路中央[黑线]。事故造成男子左臂、左腿骨折,陈先生轿车受损。tRpAzGIT ​
[【 take life in anger! As a husband and wife didnt spend the Tanabata Her husband high-speed collision among [surprised]] month day night, Mr. Chen in YueLin high-speed driving, due to avoid the hurt less than a man lying in the road. According to traffic police know, man and wife for failing to spend Chinese valentines day and other trivial quarrel, then lay anger into the middle of a highway (black line). Accident caused by mans left arm and left leg fracture, mr.chen car damaged. tRpAzGIT]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

猫扑:
    她到底转了多少圈? tRpZwFU ​
[How much she turn? tRpZwFU]

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汽车之家:
    有颜又有料 试驾别克全新君威T#直播汽车人#(来自tRpMAgP)APP下载地址:tRqKYxu ​
[With yan liu Test drive the buick new regal T# live autobots # (from tRpMAgP) APP download address tRqKYxu]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 【广州地铁一“色狼”猥亵女性,被抓时裤链都没拉[怒骂]】昨天晚上,广州地铁号线,一位叶姓女士在车厢遭男子猥亵。该男子在露下体猥亵另一女生时,被叶女士全程录下,并当众拆穿!男子一开始不断反抗阻挠,周围也没人帮忙,随后地铁人员将他控制。据@广州公安 通报,男子被行政拘留日。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # travel life 【 a sex maniac lewd women in guangzhou metro, caught the pants chain didnt pull [denounced]] last night, guangzhou metro line, a ms ye in carriage man lewd. The man in her nakedness molesting another girl, ms was leaf to record all the way, and debunk in public! Man constantly against the block at the beginning, no one around to help, then the subway staff to his control. According to @ guangzhou public security bulletin, man has been in administrative detention. ... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

音悦台:
    美美的娜扎和大家一起迎接周末啦~[兔子][兔子]
[Meimei na tied together to meet the weekend ~ [rabbit] [rabbit]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

知乎:
    文艺工程师:「导师给我的评语中第一个评价是 conscious(conscient),有意识的、自觉的、清醒的。导师解释说,这是一个褒义词,说明你不是闭着眼睛随波逐流,而是会自主积极的去工作和学习。」这些年,导师教给了你什么道理?在最新版知乎 App,聊聊你心中的#导师语录#吧👉tRpPnnBw ​
[Literary engineer teacher give my comments in the first assessment is conscious (conscient), conscious, voluntary, sober. Tutor explained that this is a commendatory term, is a sign that you are not with your eyes closed drift, but will be positive to work and learn independently. Over the years, mentor taught you what reason? ZaiZuiXinBanZhiHu App,聊聊你心中的#导师语录#吧👉tRpPnnBw ​]

发现更大的世界

冷笑话精选:
    心疼[允悲]@贴吧君哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@Cashoul却于泥泞中矍铄:啥TMLGB的摩托不摩托的,魔NMLGB啊摩@喂你的大奶掉地上了:人要是倒霉 你要知道 喝水塞牙缝
[Loveallow sad ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ tieba king Cashoul in muddy alert what TMLGB of motor bikes, magic NMLGB @ feed your big milk off the ground a man who is unlucky Do you want to know all drinking water]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

孙燕姿:
    心想狮成大家!😘
[Thought the lion into you! 😘]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【单身汉收养亡弟名子女 年吓跑个相亲对象】桂林岁的老单身汉蒋超,因弟弟年去世,弟媳不辞而别,靠种田、打工一直照顾弟弟的个孩子。亲友年间一共给他介绍了个对象,但人家一看这情况都吓跑了。网友:中国好大伯tRpGydE ​
[【 bachelors adoption of dead brothers child Years away a blind date 】 guilin - year - old bachelors Jiang Chao, because younger brother died years, sister-in-law took French leave, work on farming, take care of my brother has a child. Friends and relatives and give he introduced a total objects, but somebody else have a look at this situation all away. Net friend good brother-in-law tRpGydE in China]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    《恶作剧之吻》的片场NG花絮!
每个人都超可爱,哈哈哈直树的笑声有毒啊!
连NG都是甜蜜的味道……[允悲]
tRpGAXj ​

[Prank kiss set of NG trivia! < br > everyone is super cute, ha ha ha the laughter of the straight tree poisonous! < br > even the NG is a sweet taste... [allow sad] < br > tRpGAXj]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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