2017年9月18日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    →_→@荷尔萌Q:新娘拉来伴娘:谁怕谁啊,这是我前女友
[> _ > @ of er of Q the bride to the maid of honor, who afraid who ah, this is my former girlfriend]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #开学第一堂课#视频中这位骑着摩托车的女生扬言要叫人强奸自己的女同学,被女同学父亲知道后拦截殴打。面对校园欺凌,你支持这位父亲用这样的方式打回去吗?[doge][怒]tRSUivi ​
[# # school first lesson video girl threatened to call the riding a motorcycle in rape their female classmates, beaten by female classmate father knew behind. In the face of bullying, you support the father play back in this way? TRSUivi [doge] [anger]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    【女子醉酒跳河,被救后飙英文说rap】月日,江苏扬州,市民见河里有一名女子,迅速报警。面对救援,女子极不配合。被救上岸后,众人发现她身上有酒气。女子说那是日光浴,还狂飙英文。tRpFtU ​
[The woman drunk jump river, were rescued up English rap 】 month day, yangzhou, jiangsu province, citizens see a woman in the river, promptly report to the police. In the face of the rescue, womens highly to cooperate. After rescued ashore, they found her body with alcohol. Woman said it was sunbathing, belting is English. tRpFtU]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 只谈性能、操控和极限,只为疯狂!
[About car # # big V only talk about performance, control and limit, only crazy!]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【新加坡首位女总统不战而胜 遭民众无声抗议】近日,约千名新加坡人在新加坡一座公园“静坐”,以抗议首位女总统哈莉玛未经投票现象。新加坡宪法规定,连续届缺席任职总统的族群在第六届总统选举中被预留候选。因此,哈莉玛成为新加坡年后再一次迎来的马来族总统。详情↓↓tRpduHZO ​
[Singapores first female President won Silent protest by public 】 recently, about thousands of singaporeans in a park in Singapore sit, in protest at first female President halle without voting. The constitution of Singapore, the continuous absence as President of the ethnic group in the sixth President election was reserved candidates. Therefore, halle become again after Singapore Malay President. Left left tRpduHZO for details]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##北汽威旺#【售.-.万元 北汽威旺M正式上市】日前,我们从北汽威旺官方获悉,该品牌旗下全新MPV车型M正式上市,新车搭载.L.T两款不同动力发动机。根据配置的不同,车辆共推出款车型供用户选择,指导价区间为.-.万元。tRpduNqi ​
[# every news # # # baic wei wang zhen 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Beijing wei wang zhen M officially listed 】 recently, we learned from Beijing wei prosperous official that the brand new MPV models M officially listed, new car carrying. L.T two different power engine. According to different configuration, the vehicles were introduced models for the user to choose from, range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. tRpduNqi]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【碰瓷讹钱又出新手段?男子骑共享单车往车上撞】近日,北京一司机被一辆共享单车“碰瓷”。一骑车男子故意推车倒地,却坚称被越野车撞倒,还掏出手机声称摔坏了要求赔偿。但司机一说要报警,该男子就秒怂想逃跑...据查,该男子岁,是个惯犯,现已被抓获。你怎么看?↓↓tRpdnnk ​
[【 racketeer um of money and new approach? Men share the bike to the car crash 】 recently, a Beijing driver was killed by a Shared bike racketeer. A cycling man deliberately cart down, insisted that knocked down by an suv, also take out a cellular phone claims that broke for compensation. But the driver said to call the police, the man just seconds particularly want to run away... According to the check, the man years old, is a habitual offender, is now being captured. What do you think? Left left tRpdnnk]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

巴曙松:
    转『巴曙松:新常态下的商业银行转型新趋势』tRpdEpBD ​
[Turn ba new trend in the transformation of commercial Banks under the new normal tRpdEpBD]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

小野妹子学吐槽:
    推特上一妹子去参加婚礼,遇到了这位静静地砸场子的美男纸...怨念深似海[允悲] ​
[Twitter, a sister to attend the wedding, met the quietly hit a son! Paper... Deep as the sea resentment [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

音悦台:
    满满的父爱!老爹为女儿弹唱歌曲《你一定是个漂亮的宝贝》,好有爱好幸福的画面[心] tRpdRV ​
[With a father! Torre for her daughter playing the song you must be a beautiful baby, good have fun [heart] tRpdRV happy picture]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 如今很多人赶时髦学心理学,其实学点哲学比心理学更实用,哲学是智慧的结晶。因为上苍给人类的所有选择都是辩证的,树立正确的世界观,掌握点辩证的方法论,有助于我们认知事物,提升解决问题化解心结的能力,自然也不得心理疾病。现如今很多年轻人在纠结自己的相貌、身高,很多中老年人担...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night nowadays many people follow the fashion to learn psychology, actually learn some more practical than psychology, philosophy is the crystallization of the wisdom of philosophy. Because god give human all options are dialectical, set up the correct world view, grasp the point of dialectical methodology, helps us to cognitive things, improve ability of solving problem resolve knot, nature also not mental illness. Nowadays many young people struggling with their own appearance, height, a lot of the elderly bear... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    年月日,“九一八”事变爆发。今天,中华崛起,和平来之不易。铭记历史,毋忘国耻 [心] tRpdTHF ​
[(date) (month) (year), incident broke out. Today, the rise of hard-won peace. Remember the history, do not forget national humiliation tRpdTHF [heart]]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【李娜出演电视剧《网球王子》】日本漫画《网球王子》十年后再度被改编为中国电视剧,李娜与丈夫姜山将作为技术顾问和特约出演首次触电。快乐男声的魏巡 、养鸡、赵英博等担纲主演。详情↓↓tRpdQxBm ​
[[li starred in the TV series the tennis prince 】 Japanese cartoon the prince of tennis was adapted for the Chinese TV play again after ten years, li and her husband jiang shan will serve as a technical consultant and contributing in for the first time to get an electric shock. Happy boys of wei tour, such as chicken, Zhao Yingbo starred. Left left tRpdQxBm for details]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #白夜追凶#这……这车开得是悴不及防啊!哥哥一脸纯情,但是看弟弟的眼神……感觉弟弟这顿揍是逃不掉了[太开心]#酷剧场#
tRpdVt ​

[# # white night catch it... This car is the strain guard! Brother a face of pure feeling, but the brothers eyes... Feel brother this punch is not escape [quite happy] # # < br > cool theater tRpdVt]

汽车之家:
    #家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜车它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。 ​​​​
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess fastest car what car is it? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    看来很实用啊![哆啦A梦吃惊]@国家邮政局我来啦![并不简单]后半部分才是重点哦~
[It seems very practical! [doraemon surprised] @ CSPB here I come! Isnt a simple [] in the second part is the key ~]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子花万元全身文身 生殖器和眼球也不落下[衰]】澳大利亚一名男子文身成痴,花费约万英镑,忍受个小时的“苦苦煎熬”,将自己身上%的皮肤都文上了文身!甚至包括生殖器和右眼球↓↓实拍画面令人头皮发麻↓↓不过男子很享受艺术带来的“满足感”...tRpdTYH ​
[The man spent ten thousand yuan body tattoo genitalia and eye dont fall in [failure]] a man tattoo into delusion, Australia spends about thousands of pounds, endure hours suffer and their % on the skin, the tattoo! Even including genital left left and right eye ball to film a scalp left picture left but man enjoyed art satisfaction... tRpdTYH]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【共享女友项目暂停运营 将退还用户押金和费用】日,北京现“共享女友”服务——即共享充气娃娃,押金元,租金一天元。警方以“低俗活动扰乱社会治安”为由对该项目罚款,要求将充气娃娃带离北京。项目方称将暂停“共享女友”运营,对用户双倍赔偿。你怎么看↓↓tRpdTV ​
[【 Shared his girlfriend project to suspend operations User will return the deposit and expense 】, Beijing is now Shared girlfriend services - share the inflatable dolls, RMB deposit, rent yuan a day. The police to vulgar activities disturb social order, said fines for the project, require that the dolls out of Beijing. Project party says it will suspend Shared his girlfriend operation, double compensation to the user. What do you think left left tRpdTV]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #小手牵小狗# 葱长@李锐hntv 和道格师父@羅志祥 “男耕女织”的田园生活就要开始啦[污]葱长首次尝试的“糖醋可乐鸡翅”看着还不错哟,不知道小小美食家们会不会喜欢?厨房小帮手@王涵喆的涵 全程又是帮忙撒调料又是上菜摆筷,小可爱太懂事了[爱你]今晚零点,记得来看哟#酷剧场# tRpBhLwf ​
[# # hands holding the puppy onion long @ li HNTV and doug master @ show male plow female weave pastoral life is about to start! [pollution] onion long first attempt to sweet and sour coke chicken wings watch is pretty good yo, I dont know little foodies will like? Small kitchen helper @ 王涵喆 culvert Full help and spices and serving chopsticks, little cute too sensible love you zero tonight, remember to see yo # # tRpBhLwf cool theater]

青年时报:
    【杭州一货车驾驶员刮断行道树树枝,结果要面临元的罚款!】月日晚,陈师傅开着自己的厢式货车到了杭州文二西路,当车子准备往右转时,只听到车厢顶部传来“哐”一声响,感觉车子被什么东西拽着往后面拉。陈师傅下车一看,原来是车顶刮到了行道树的枝桠,硬生生刮下了一大丛枝叶。被刮断的树枝断...全文: m.weibo ​
[[hangzhou wind tore off a truck driver trees branch, as a result, facing yuan fine!] On Wednesday night, Chen teacher drove his van to hangzhou west road, when the car is ready to turn to the right, only heard the sound kuang at the top of the car, feel the car by something dragging behind. Master Chen out of the car, turned out to be scraped his branches of trees along the roof, scraping down under a big clump of branches and leaves. Blown off branches off... The full text m. eibo]

新闻推动进步。青年时报,在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线:。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【[话筒]此刻,转发铭记!九一八事变爆发周年】年的今天,九一八事变爆发,这是日军企图武力征服中国的开端。年艰苦卓绝的抗日战争,中国万军民伤亡,老人、妇女、婴儿惨遭屠杀……转发铭记历史↓↓tRpdjqKy ​
[Forward the microphone at the moment, remember! The anniversary of the incident on 】 the incident broke out, this is the beginning of the Japanese attempt to force to conquer China. Years arduous war of resistance against Japan, China jun-min wan casualties, the elderly, women, infants were massacred... Forward left left tRpdjqKy remember the history]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【张雨绮老公发布声明 驳斥欠千万赌资爆料】张雨绮老公发布声明称:爆料文章所述内容全部不属实,袁巴元没有所谓工程欠款和赌债,该文章为恶意中伤。 tRpdlDZH
[【 Kitty zhang husband released a statement Refute owed millions of funds fact 】 Kitty zhang husband said in a statement fact mentioned in article content all untrue, ba yuan yuan no engineering arrears and gambling debt, this article for malicious slander. tRpdlDZH]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台# 【新手女司机错将油门当刹车, 撞飞老人冲进银行[衰]】月日中午,安徽一位刚拿到驾照不足一个月的驾驶人驾驶着两天前刚提的新车前去银行取钱,谁知到了银行门口时,为避让其它车辆,慌张之下错把油门当刹车,一下就把一名老人先撞倒在地,之后又驾车直接冲撞进了银行。@汽车洋葱圈 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [novice women drivers will wrong throttle when braking, flying man rushed into the bank [failure]] on Wednesday noon, anhui a less than a month just to get a drivers license drivers driving in just two days ago to ask new car went to bank to withdraw money, but to the door of the bank, to avoid other cars, mistaking the accelerator when braking under panic, just take an old man knocked to the ground first, and then driving crash into the bank directly. @ car onion rings... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    【老人抽陀螺扰民不听劝 还用鞭子抽哭保安[失望]】月日,陕西安康某小区,一位老人在广场抽陀螺。因广场人多、声响较大,接到投诉的保安上前制止。老人不但未停,反而抽骂保安,“腿上有血印,袜子都给抽烂了”。警察随后到场对老人批评教育,其家人也代向保安道歉。tRpdWUq ...全文: m.weibo ​
[The old man intrusive or spinning top not be persuaded Security also whipping cry [disappointed]] month day, shaanxi ankang area, an old man in the square spinning top. Because square, noise is bigger, more complaints of security to help. Instead of the old man did not stop, smoke scold security, the legs on the floor, socks to take out rotten. The police to be present for the old man then criticism education, the family also apologized to security. TRpdWUq... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 楚夫人来到永巷欲对丽姬动私刑,面对百般刁难,丽姬在狱中仍写血书劝诫嬴政大王,今天#丽姬嬴政虐心#不是一点点~[悲伤]集精彩看点提前送上→[小黄人坏笑]tRprVVT ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon Mrs Chu to lynching of she move to the lane, in the face of every possible way, she is still in prison writing bloodletter exhortation ying zheng big king, today # # li ying zheng abused her heart is not a little bit ~ [sad] sets the best views on early - [yellow people laugh] tRprVVT]

汽车之家:
    #家家新车##北汽新能源##ARCFOX LITE#【行走的表情包 实拍ARCFOX LITE电动车】你曾想过在驾驶的过程中和前后车打招呼吗?你是否希望能在车上自由上网?近日,北汽新能源子品牌ARCFOX旗下LITE车型正式开启预售,而这款车恰恰满足了我们刚刚所说的那两个看起来有些“天马行空”的想法。最近,我们提前拍...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every new car new energy # # # # baic ARCFOX LITE# 【 walk expression package film ARCFOX LITE electric 】 have you ever thought of before and after in the process of driving the car hello? Do you want to free Internet access in the car? Recently, the Beijing new energy brand ARCFOX its LITE models officially open to booking, and the car just to satisfy the we just said the two seem the idea of imagination. Recently, we take in advance... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    图和图,你是哪种y字写法? ​
[Figure and figure, you are kind of y words written? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【大婶吃饭不给钱还推人:我穿阿迪的[笑cry]】近日,辽宁阜新某川菜馆,一位大婶大吃大喝后称没带钱,店员几番询问无果,无奈只能放行,讽刺她吃霸王餐。谁知大婶愤怒推人还称:我穿阿迪达斯的!详情↓↓tRpdpCq ​
[【 aunt are pushing dont give money eating I wear adidas [laugh cry]] recently, liaoning fuxin a sichuan cuisine, an aunt said after feasting had no money, the shop assistant a few times to ask, but can only release, irony she eat overlord meal. Who knows aunt angry push people also said Im wearing adidas! Left left tRpdpCq for details]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【冯小刚批“手撕鬼子”:对自己和灾难的不尊重】日,冯小刚出席活动时再批“手撕鬼子”的抗战剧:这种游戏化的拍法,你以为是在丑化鬼子,实际上是对我们的灾难的极其不尊重。网友:这次我站冯导↓↓tRpdpodR ​
[[feng group of hand devils respect for yourself and disaster not 】, feng xiaogang to attend the activity again when number of hand devils Anti-Japanese War drama the game shooting method, do you think is the ugly devil, is actually very dont respect for our disaster. Net friend this time Im feng left left tRpdpodR]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    猫的四季[喵喵] ​
[The cats four seasonsmeow meow]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【青岛公园扎堆相亲 家长吐槽大龄女要求还这么高[摊手]】在青岛海泊河公园,每周六都有公益相亲会活动,很多父母来这给自己子女找对象。男方家长说,很多大龄女生要求特别高,有点不切实际;女生家长则说要求并不高,只是要成熟稳重、人品好。大多数家长认为,活动成功率并不高。梨视频tRpkI ​
[The Qingdao cluster to park Parents poking fun at older women demand is so high [stand hand]] in Qingdao sea mooring river park, every Saturday have the activities of public blind date, many parents here to find objects for their children. His parents said, a lot of older girls particularly high requirements, a bit impractical; Girls parents have said that demand is not high, just want to mature and good personality. Most parents think the success rate is not high. Pear video tRpkI]

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猫扑:
    音乐圈眼中的音乐圈第二弹!各路音乐是一家,不要diss不要夸[doge]tRpfq (via嘻哈站) ​
[Music music circle second circle eyes! Various music is a, dont diss dont boast [doge] tRpfq (via hip-hop stand)]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【植物人丈夫卧床年 漂亮妻子居然怀孕了[吃惊]】台湾一男子因车祸,头部意外受伤成“植物人”,但貌美如花的妻子对其不离不弃。邻居对她的印象也是:贤惠、孝顺。就这样日子过了年,令人意外的“事故”发生了...妻子竟怀孕了!就在流言蜚语传遍之时,亲子鉴定还原了真相↓↓tRpdSCF ​
[The vegetative husband stay in bed for years Beautiful wife incredibly pregnant [surprised]] a Taiwanese man because of the traffic accident, head injury into a vegetative state, but beautiful wife to leave. Neighbor impression of she is virtuous, filial piety. Days like this over the years, surprising accidents have taken place in... His wife is pregnant! As rumors spread, restore the truth left left tRpdSCF offering paternity tests]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我是快的单亲妈妈,成都的,目前工资还不到K。做了年,现在很想辞职。之前老师们建议我去卖房子。但是我咨询了,底薪才,我要多久才能卖出去。这期间自己怎么度过呢?我没有销售经验,有点内向,不会说话。现在真的很迷茫,很想辞职,去挑战高工资。但是家里的人都觉得我卖不...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I am a fast single mother, chengdu, current salary is less than K. Done, now very want to resign. Before teachers advised me to sell the house. But I consulted, base salary, I how long it will take to sell. How do you spend during this yourself? I dont have sales experience, a bit introverted, not speak. Now is very confused, really want to resign, to challenge the high salary. But I can not sell home feel... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人#@分外清扬:“哈喽大家好,本人预算万左右,想买一辆合资的suv,希望空间能相对比较好,经济节油一些,好操控还耐操[嘻嘻],麻烦请各位推荐一下,感谢,” ​​​​
[# @ # family help family especially realisation hello everyone, I budget around, want to buy a joint venture of the suv, hope space is relatively good, some economic fuel-efficient, good control still durablehee hee, trouble please recommend, thank you,]

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