2017年9月13日星期三

Come out to mix will in good faith, said fuck your mother have to fuck your mother. My DY number sw

颜土豆avi:
    李雨桐撕薛之谦,iPhone发布会或成最大输家,PG one、林心如长舒一口气。 ​​​
[Tung tore my show, iPhone conferences or into the biggest losers, PG one, lin xin such as relieved. ​​​]


出来混就要讲信用,说了操你妈就一定要操你妈。我的DY号:sweetpotato (豆娘情话)

国民老岳父公:
    全家等着看新肾发布会[允悲]万恶的资本主义,简直腐朽,哼。 tRpNqaCV ​​​
[Family waiting to see the new kidney conference [allow sad] evil capitalism, decadent, hum. tRpNqaCV]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

思想聚焦:
    良心剧《匹诺曹》,这部剧不仅演技颜值爆表,且三观超正,还敢于揭露许多真相,截些剧中的部分台词,大家可以认真看一看。 ​​​
[Conscience Pinocchio, the show is not only acting appearance, and through to exceed, is also dare to expose a lot of truth, cut some of the lines in the play, you can take a look at carefully. ​​​]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

廖力生:
    为我们这个团队骄傲!为自己是这个团队中的一员骄傲!我们是最好的!加油广州队!🏆🏆🏆 ​​​
[Proud of our team! Proud of yourself is a member of the team. We are the best! Go the guangzhou team! 🏆🏆🏆 ​​​]


seina施依娜:
    今天我们说什么都是蹭热度,你们这些推送号 那些骂街的就不是蹭热度了吗❓还有那些收费骂人的做这样的工作真的好嘛内心真的会快乐吗❓明知道发文后接踵而来的将会是各种谩骂,但我还是必须为我的好朋友说两句❗如果雨桐真的要拿薛炒作不会等到现在‼️他也已经红了很久了要蹭热度不会早点蹭何必等到现 ​​​
[What we say today is ceng heat, you push, the interest is not ceng heat ❓ still have those charges swear to do such work really well really happy inside ❓ Ming know after post will be all sorts of abuse to come, but I must be a good friend of mine said two sentences ❗ if the rain really take xue tong hype will not wait until now ‼ ️ he has red for a long time to rub heat never rub early why wait until now]


ins:seinaaaaaaaaaa deessefashion.taobao 私信不回复

李克勤:
    「你...贈我美好的意外」
感謝+感謝
#李克勤慶祝成立週年演唱會# ​​​

[“你……我贿赂手稿意外”< br > < br >感谢感谢+ #李克勤演唱庆祝成立周年金珏#]


陈粒_:
    “我给你推荐双鞋子 太舒服了 像踩屎一样” ​​​
[I recommend to you the shoes are comfortable Like step on shit]


有鸭 工作:chenligzs@ 歌词:birdchen@

科罗廖夫:
    年春晚的《小偷公司》,辛辣讽刺当时企业机关机构臃肿,人浮于事。在小偷公司中,一共只有两个小偷是真正的小偷,剩下的多人却是领导干部。这相声的作者竟然是写《我爱我家》的梁左。 tRpNqibx ​​​
[In Spring Festival gala thief company, sarcastic bloated enterprise authority at the time, bloated. The thief in the company, a total of only two thieves are the real thief, the rest of the people is a leading cadre. Turned out to be the author of this crosstalk write I love my family beam to the left. tRpNqibx]


微信公众号:keluoliaofucn 【科罗廖夫的军事客厅】

英式没品笑话百科:
    分享一张无水印的乔布斯照片吧,个人喜欢程度高于那张捻下巴的。

#新iPhone发布# ​​​

[Share a photo without watermark jobs, like degree is higher than the twist of the jaw. < br > < br > # # new iPhone]


奇怪笑点与百无禁忌

NASA中文:
    NASA的卡西尼号土星探测器将在天后坠入土星大气层,宣告任务结束。月日,.吨的卡西尼号在土卫六的引力作用下驶向终结的轨道,月日它将迎来命中注定的坠落。卡西尼任务已经实现了科学上太多的第一次,卡西尼号作为第一个土星探测器,会持续对土星大气进行取样,直至飞船寿命的最后一秒,而我们 ​​​
[NASAs cassini Saturn will fall in the days after Saturns atmosphere, declaring the end task. Month day. Tons of cassini in Titans gravity toward the end of track,, it will have destined to fall. Cassini mission has achieved scientifically too many for the first time, the cassini probe, as the first Saturn will continue to sampling of Saturns atmosphere, until the ship the last seconds of life, and we are]


由NASA爱好者维护的天文,航空,航天,科普自媒体,并非NASA官方微博。

北美吐槽君:
    “不知冷暖的男生能不能嫁” ​​​
[I dont know the changes in temperature of boy can marry]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

王自如ZEALER:
    开场的这段独白,我流泪了! ​​​



ZEALER -- Technology Stays True Here.

人民网:
    #暴露年龄贴#这些全玩过的,应该都结婚了吧?[拜拜] ​​​
[# # exposure age stick, all played should be married? [bynum]]


报道全球 传播中国

五岳散人:
    一千万人民币能干掉苹果发布会……
我他喵的也是闲的。 ​​​

[Ten million yuan can get apple conference... < br > I he meow is idle. ​​​]


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邱晨虫仔:
    我画的……@周玄毅 “临摹”的…… ​​​
[I drew... @ Zhou Xuanyi copy... ​​​]


工作联系:qiuchen@mewemedia

八哥专用:
    预测一群粉丝本来在高磊鑫微博下面亲热的喊嫂子,马上要回去喊婊子了[笑而不语] ​​​
[Predict a group of fans in crystal weibo affectionate below shout sister-in-law, will soon get back to shout a bitchsmiling without a word]


我只是个哈哈党

春夏_x:
    不要忘了 大厦倾塌 覆盖的是每一个人 ​​​
[Dont forget to building collapse is covered by every one of us]


我爱干什么干什么,自负盈亏

Blase湾湾:
    之前我微博里都是骂我可以,骂我粉丝不行,我都直接删除骂粉丝的评论,并且拉黑这个人。

这次感觉有点来不及应对,评论太多,友军敌军都分不清,大家自己保护好自己哈!

然后一定要记得,骂你的人,都不认识你,他骂的人也只是他想象中的你,并不是你,所以不用为了别人骂一个和你无关的人生气哈! ​​​

[Before my weibo can scold me, scold me not fans, I directly deleted scold fans comments, and block the person. < br > < br > this feels a bit too late, too many comments, friendly doesnt know the enemy, you protect yourself! < br > < br > then must remember, scold you, dont know about you, he can only he imagined you scold people, is not you, so you dont have to others to scold a person has nothing to do with you angry! ​​​]


杭州漫溢签约艺人

威锋网:
    #苹果秋季新品发布会# Apple Watch 支持 Apple Music,海量曲库,同时使用了w芯片,可以独立使用 Siri。当然,可以直接打接电话,几乎可以脱离手机使用了! ​​​
[# # Apple fall launch Apple Watch support Apple Music, vast library, at the same time, use the w chips, can use Siri to independence. Of course, you can call directly to answer the phone, almost out of cell phone use. ​​​]


全球最大的 iPhone 中文社区-Apple 第一中文互动媒体。

娱乐扒皮:
    看了李雨桐回应,扒皮长舒了一口气,深深的感触:这本书写的太好,不去当个作家浪费了。全文分析的太透彻,简直看了一篇精彩绝伦的故事啊,不投稿故事会真的浪费了!不要说一千万,一千块稿费肯定得有!不过我只想反驳一句,高磊鑫给说的这么“不是人”,老薛竟然对她念念不忘,如今还和她复合了,这有 ​​​
[Tung response, skinned breathed a sigh of relief, deep feeling this book very good, not to be a writer wasted. Full text analysis too thoroughly, can see a wonderful story ah, dont contribute stories really wasted! Dont over one thousand, one thousand pieces of the payment must have! But I just want to refute, crystal to say not, so the old xue unexpectedly to her not forget for a moment, now and her compound, it has]


知名娱乐博主

终南山古墓派杨过-:
    #李雨桐# 爆料#薛之谦#这件事,我总结了一下。

站边李雨桐的理由
.她的朋友老邢、弯弯都是好人。
.薛之谦早年就有过风流传闻。
.东方卫视小编曾切错号,官微证明了薛之谦和李雨桐在一起过。
.很多营销号发了洗白文站薛之谦,疑似被买通。
.凭直觉。她也没必要赔上声誉造谣。

站边薛之谦的理由 ​​​

[# # # # tung broke my show in this matter, I summarized. < br > < br > patronising tung reason. < br > her friend old xing, curved is a good man. < br > memory had early rumors. < br > dragon TV small make up had cut the wrong number, officer proved micro memory and tung together at that moment. . < br > no. A lot of marketing hair wash Bai Wen station memory, suspected bribe. < br > by intuition. She didnt also necessity and lose reputation disinformation. < br > < br > patronising reason to let you go]


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Fenng:
    这一年来这么多号称人工智能同声翻译的,苹果这么大的发布会,没看哪家显身手。还是靠人肉翻译。

你们就忽悠吧。 ​​​

[This year so many so-called artificial intelligence, simultaneous translation, for such a big conference, apple didnt see any good (see article). Or a human translation. < br > < br > you are fool. ​​​]


手艺人,写字儿的。做过不会写代码的水货 CTO。现在正在创业。

北美吐槽君:
    Welcome to the Steve Jobs Theater ​​​
[欢迎来到乔布斯剧院]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

焦迈奇:
    焦迈奇快点长大,别让朋友们失望 ​​​
[Coke grew up, hurry up, dont let friends down]


国家飞机延误二级运动员

薛之讠兼的萌七七:
    李雨桐造谣薛之谦
第一你说uujuly你有百分之五十的股份
你没有截图辅佐你的说话 那我去查一下
如图一 uujuly属于薛之谦旗下的上海潮石文化传播公司
图二 公司的股东有且仅有两位如你所言各占百分之五十 一位是薛之谦本人一位是他父亲
图三 变更记录为无 说明股东从头到尾没有变过
请问李小姐开篇便谎话 ​​​

[Tung disinformation memory < br > the first uujuly you say you have a fifty percent stake in < br > you dont have screenshots for you to talk Then Ill check it < br > as a uujuly belong to my show, Shanghai tide the mini-sculpture spread company < br > figure companys shareholders have only two as you said each accounted for fifty percent A memory is himself a is his father figure < br > change record to show shareholders unchanged from beginning to end < br > please ask miss li opened with a lie]


过好自己的生活

大丸子酱Maruko:
    本来以为大家都在看iPhone发布会,想半夜发一波照骗,结果热搜被薛之谦和李雨桐爆了[摊手]为什么老是凌晨爆料,吃瓜群众表示睡眠不足啊 ​​​
[Thought everyone is watching the iPhone conference, want to send a wave according to cheat in the middle of the night, the result out by memory and tung burst [stand hand] why always broke in the morning, eat the melon masses said lack of sleep]


我建议你还是关注我一下。

LRA显杨:
    #iphone发布会# 库克宣布Apple Watch.全球满意度高达%[赞] ​​​
[# # cook announced that Apple iphone conference Watch. Global satisfaction as much as % [who]]


知名数码产品评测人 分析师

和光和热和:
    #晚安# #绘画# 今夕何夕兮,能与君子同舟。 ​​​
[# good night # # # painting now evening what evening, can ship with the gentleman. ​​​]


无水印图 fateash.tumblr

关我high事:
    私信里的四类问题:我在这里免费集中回答一下

“喜欢的人不喜欢我怎么办?”
那你也别喜欢他

“我有社交恐惧症”
那就不要出门

“吧啦吧啦吧...你觉得我们该和好吗?”
随便吧

“吧啦吧啦吧…是你你会怎么做?”
我觉得都无所谓,大不了一起死 ​​​

[Direct messages in the four questions here I am free concentrated answer < br > < br > of the person you like doesnt like me? < br > that you dont like him < br > < br > < br > I have social phobia then dont go out < br > < br > , la, la... Do you think we should be reconciled? < br > whatever you < br > < br > , la, la... Are you what do you do? < br > I think it doesnt matter, big deal with death]


只有上帝能架几我

杜江侦察记:
    谢谢楚轩的邀请,轻松愉快的秋之夜宴[爱心]@冯楚轩 @Tmagazine ​​​
[Thank ChuXuan invitation, relaxed and happy autumn banquet @ Feng Chuxuan @ Tmagazine [love]]


嗯哼大王滴呆迪

林初寒:
    以前觉得有数码可以按那么多张,为什么要用胶片相机拍摄。
直到有天看见了打印出来的胶片成片。
那个质感好到炸裂。
而数码相机拍摄也到了不知道如何突破的时间点。
于是当天买了胶片机。
拍胶片后发现以前拍摄的套路不是很好用了,对焦速度变慢,测光也不是很溜。
有一种重新认识摄影的感觉。
不太会 ​​​

[Feel the digital can press so much before, why want to use the film camera. < br > until one day he saw printed film. < br > the good sense to crack. < br > and digital camera to also dont know how to break through the point in time. < br > the day to buy the film machine. < br > shoot film found before routine is not very good, focus speed slow, photometry is not very. < br > there is a recognition of photography. < br > are less likely to be]


工作邮箱:@qq

Dedi:
    听说熬夜的都很好看,发自拍,醒了检查 ​ ​​​
[Heard that staying up late is very good-looking, from, wake up to check]


其实我是一个作家。

新浪科技:
    #新iPhone发布# 库克在发布会一开始怀念了乔布斯的贡献, 并介绍新建的Apple Park。今年晚些时候将会完成搬家。新总部全部使用可再生能源,打造了全世界最大的太阳能板。 ​​​​视频直播有中文同传+中文字幕哟:tRpwNWC ​​​
[New iPhone release # # the cook in the event a miss the contribution of jobs, and introduces the new Apple Park. Later this year will complete the move. The new headquarters for all use of renewable energy, has created the worlds largest solar panel. Live video with Chinese, biography + yo Chinese subtitles tRpwNWC]


新浪科技是中国最有影响力的TMT产业资讯及数码产品服务平台。让我们带你观察世界变化,看清行业趋势!

最天秤:
    我知道为啥我的微博评论这么少了,因为天秤座真心懒得评论。 ​​​
[I know why my weibo comments so less, because of the libra really bother to comment. ​​​]


立志要成为一个最了解你的人。全宇宙最大的天秤疯子集中地,期待你的←关注~

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