2017年8月14日星期一

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优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#里平时放荡不羁的小红,这喝了酒以后更是放飞自我无顾忌[笑cry]一会儿嘴炮全开怼室友,一会儿又来一出“清宫”大戏……果然,“本我”面前,偶像包袱神马都是浮云#周冬雨#[摊手]tRkDnm ​
[# spring breeze miles than you normally Bohemian little red #, this is released after drinking at self without [laugh cry] a mouth full open Dui roommate, next to a qing dynasty palace drama... Sure enough, I in front, idol baggage what is floating clouds # # zhou [stand hand] tRkDnm]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    看完 #爱出永恒# 大片,还沉浸在@杨洋icon 的纯净气质中,想再看一遍?戳tRVRnV 还有个同框表白 #铂金男神杨洋# 的机会,点击tRknXiT 只要你够般配,还能赢取杨洋的亲笔签名合照哦~不用谢,我是活雷锋[可爱] ​
[Watching the # # love out, still immersed in the pure temperament of Yang Yang, a @ icon, want to see it again? Poke tRVRnV do have a box with # # platinum, Yang Yang, a male god, click tRknXiT as long as you have enough match, Yang Yang, a can win a autograph photo oh ~ dont mention it, I am a living lei feng [lovely]]

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一块去旅行:
    养一只猫一起看恐怖片。[哈哈] tRDuRyj ​
[Have a cat watching scary movies. (ha ha) tRDuRyj]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【穷了、旧了 李敖女儿:台北不如大陆三线城市】李敖女儿李文,在大陆定居年,为了更好照顾父亲,并与台商男友结婚,三周前返回台湾。差不多年没踏上台湾土地,李文觉得台北“老了”,甚至不如大陆三线城市,“旧了、穷了、没活力,这不是我当年离开时的感觉。”↓↓tRkgUOp ​
[The poor and old Li ao daughter Taipei than mainland cities 】 li, li ao daughter settled in China, in order to better take care of his father, and with the Taiwanese boyfriend get married, return to Taiwan three weeks ago. Li think Taipei havent set foot on the land of Taiwan, nearly years old, even worse than mainland cities, the old, poor, no vitality, this is not what I was feeling when they leave. Left left tRkgUOp]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #颤抖吧阿部#意外发现秘密通道,朵喵如意地宫探险。朵喵@王燕阳_ 男友力max不忘调侃男人婆,如意@徐好__ 虽嘴硬但紧抓住朵喵的手却已经出卖了她欢喜冤家的第一次亲密接触,爱情的种子正在悄悄发芽,期待期待#酷剧场# tRkgAqj ​
[# # trembling, Abe surprise secret passage, and placed the expedition meow flexibly. Flower meow @ Wang Yanyang _ boyfriend Max force does not forget poking fun at butch, ruyi @ xu good __ mouth shut but gripped flower meows hand has betrayed her encounters the first intimate contact with joy, the seed of love is quietly germinating, looking forward to look forward to # # tRkgAqj cool theater]

猫扑:
    哈哈哈这个cos抓住了精髓tRDcwN(via土味老爹) ​
[Ha ha ha this cos captures the essence of tRDcwN (via earthy]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我和男友交往差不多两个月时(已经计划见家长的程度了),他曾交往过年的前女友回来要求复合,他动摇了,我该不该等他的答案?我想继续在一起但他面对我已由于内疚觉很有压力,暂时不愿见面,我该怎么做?他是暖男型,我们两在一起相处很舒服很开心,两人都是奔着结婚去的,他和前度...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend when I was dating her boyfriend for almost two months (see the extent to which parents had planned), he has his girlfriend come back before new compound, he wavered, should I wait for him to answer? I want to continue together but he face I have because of guilt feeling very stressful, temporarily dont want to meet, what should I do? He is a sunshine boy, both of us is very comfortable to get along together very happy, two people are all rush to get married to, he and former degrees... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

MIUI:
    【MIUI开发版第二批款机型内测启动!】第二批内测支持款机型,分别是:小米MIX、小米Note、小米ss Plus、小米c、小米Max 、小米Max、小米S、小米c、小米Note顶配版、红米X,已经通过内测报名审核的米粉可以点击“设置”→“我的设备”→“MIUI版本”,进入“系统更新”APP检测升级或者...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 beautiful MIUI development version of the second batch of models closed beta starts!] The second batch of inner support models, respectively is millet MIX ss Plus Note, millet, millet, millet, millet, millet Max Max c, millet, millet, millet Note c S top-of-the-line version, red rice X, already through private registration audit of rice can click Settings - > my device - > beautiful MIUI version, enter the system update APP test upgrade or... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#世界上最疯狂恐怖的自由落体下降,什么过山车那都小儿科[摊手][NO][NO]想尝试一下的赞我!tRXxqne ​
[Travel life # # the craziest terror free fall down in the world, what a roller coaster that pediatric [stand hand] [NO] [NO] want to try the praise me!!!!!!! tRXxqne]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【母亲掀床惊见岁女童裸尸 报警抓岁儿子】母亲打扫儿子的房间时,意外发现一具尸体藏在床底下,仔细一看竟然是失踪一周的女童尸体,且下身赤裸,吓得她赶紧报警。警方迅速将其儿子抓获。其儿子交代,他杀害女童只因对方不小心受伤而大哭,但整个杀人过程极其残忍↓↓tRkryv ​
[The mother surprised see old girl lift bed naked corpses Police catch old son 】 mother clean her sons room, accidentally found a corpse hiding under the bed, carefully a see unexpectedly is missing a week of girls body, and body naked, scared she hurriedly call the police. Police quickly to his son was arrested. His son explaination, killing girls only because each other accidentally hurt and cry, but the whole process is very cruel to kill left left tRkryv]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# tRkBPrS ​
[# # jinshan night tRkBPrS]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小野妹子学吐槽:
    新垣结衣男友视角系列截图...嗯,我老婆太美了,让你们也见识见识[爱你] ​
[New perspective through knot clothing boyfriend series screenshot... Well, my wife is beautiful, let you also see love you []]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    慢跑公里 ​
[Jogging km]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #直播汽车人 题目:CR-V、标致、奇骏、CS车型解析(来自tRkvjz)APP下载地址:tRqKYxu ​
[# live autobots topic cr-v, Peugeot, jun, CS models parsing (from tRkvjz) APP download address tRqKYxu]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# 【月发布年上市 奇瑞全新SUV预告图】日前,奇瑞官方正式发布了旗下全新紧凑型SUV(代号MT)的预告图,该车定位将高于瑞虎,并且采用了奇瑞最新的设计语言。其将在今年月日开幕的法兰克福车展正式发布。根据此前消息,新车计划在年正式上市。tRkgtz ​
[# # every news [month issued in public Chery brand new SUV forecast figure 】 recently, chery officially released its new compact SUV code (MT) forecast figure, the vehicle positioning will be higher than tiggo or dingle, chery and adopted the latest design language. The Frankfurt motor show in this (date) (month) (year), will be officially released. According to the news, new car plan officially listed in years. tRkgtz]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    宝宝喝下人生第一口可乐后的反应……[笑cry]tRkEiy ​
[The baby drink life after the first bite of coke reaction... [laughing cry] tRkEiy]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #小手牵小狗# 首档萌伴综艺还有三天就要跟大家见面啦~期待带着五对萌娃萌犬的@羅志祥 !每一天都离wuli道格小屋更近一步了哦[笑而不语] ​
[Puppy # first # hands sprouted with variety there three days will be to meet you ~ looking forward to with five pairs of Eva of dog @ show! Every day from wuli doug hut one step closer to the well [smiling without a word]]

猫扑:
    【四川泸州岁男子在电梯中“袭胸”一老太,被行政拘留日】月日,四川泸州合江一六旬老奶奶在乘坐电梯时,遭到同乘电梯的岁男子李某尾随袭胸。当日中午,李某在家人陪同下前往老奶奶家中道歉并到派出所投案自首,并对猥亵妇女行为供认不讳。最终,李某被警方行政拘留日。“平安泸州”微信公号...全文: m.weibo ​
[[sichuan luzhou old man on the chest a woman in the elevator, detained by administrative day 】 month, sichuan luzhou mountain old woman in the elevator, a year old man li mou by with the elevator follows on chest. At noon that day, li mou accompanied by family members went to grandma house to apologize and to the police station, surrendered, and pleaded guilty to molesting womens behavior. In the end, li mou in administrative detention by the police. Peace luzhou WeChat male,... The full text m. eibo]

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玩转instagram:
    据说,日本最好吃的冰淇淋都在这里[舔屏]] ​
[It is said that Japans most delicious ice cream here [lick screen]]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【后年初创业卖馒头 如今月入万元[太开心]】今年春节后,后夫妇开始在山东聊城摆起了馒头生意。夫妇俩每天从早点到晚点,忙得不亦乐乎。高桩馒头、圆馒头、花卷、发糕…价格每个在.元到.元不等。凭借着物美价廉,小两口的生意火了,如今他们已能月入超万元↓↓tRkuMVk ​
[After the early business selling steamed bread Now earning ten thousand yuan [quite happy]] after the Spring Festival this year, after the couple began to run a steamed bread in shandong liaocheng business. The couple from early to late every day, busy busy. High pile steamed buns, steamed sponge cake, round steamed bread, steamed rolls... In each. Yuan. Yuan. Fire has business with inexpensive, young couple, now they can have an income left left tRkuMVk down more than ten thousand yuan]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #秦时丽人明月心# 听说最近各种商场、机场、火车站、公交车、地铁都可以偶遇到美美的丽姬!手机各大App开机屏好像也被我们丽姬承包了~现在起,与我们来一场#花式偶遇丽姬#的追剧狂欢吧!按下图所示参与活动,主创的亲笔签名照或电视剧精美周边等你来拿哦![憧憬] ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon heard recently various shopping malls, airports, railway stations, bus and subway can run into beautiful she! The major mobile phone App boot screen as if was she contracted we ~ now, and we come to a # fancy encounters she # chase play carnival! Participate in activities as shown below, non-intervening autograph photo or show fine around waiting for you to take! [hope]]

但斌:
    回复@小小龙兄@否极泰董宝珍 宝珍兄最近是看空至少不做空,而认为元(不算分红)都高,认为只值元股的教授们,早应该融券,看空并沽空了[挤眼][笑cry][哈哈]@小小龙兄回复@北洋学士赶紧融劵做空,赢面大大滴[偷笑][坏笑]
[Reply @ much small little dragon brother @ Dong Baozhen Treasure Jane brother recently is to look at the empty at least do not empty, and regard the yuan (not counting dividends) are high, that is only worth RMB shares of professors, should have securities, short and short selling [eye] [laugh cry] [ha ha] @ small little dragon brother reply @ bachelor of beiyang quickly melt securities short, sainz drops greatly [laughing] [laugh]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#青春里兄弟不多,但总少不了几个没有眼力劲儿的“猪队友”[允悲]厚朴班长用亲身经历告诉泥萌:单身不是没理由的[喵喵]tRkmiKL ​
[# # spring breeze miles as you brother is not much in the youth, but no eyesight was always includes a few pig teammates [allow sad] of magnolia officinalis monitor told mud sprout in experience being single is not no reason [meow] tRkmiKL]

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 无论坐在哪里,Panamera都会告诉你,没错,这就是我
[Review selected # # car wherever sat, eve will tell you, thats right, this is me]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

梁詠琪:
    哈哈!Buen Concierto是什麼?不就是Good Show的意思囉![good][good][good] 我的西班牙文講得還可以吧![害羞][害羞][害羞]
[Ha ha! Buen Concierto is what? Dont is a Good Show! [good] [good] [good] I speak Spanish can also! [shy] [shy] [shy]]

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新浪汽车:
    #交通万象#按喇叭无效,开车小哥依旧任性踩脚油门,怒撞加塞车[doge][doge][doge]你怎么看?tRraLZ ​
[# # traffic phenomena on the horn is invalid, little elder brother still willful trample feet throttle driving, angry collision with traffic jam [doge] [doge] [doge] what do you think? tRraLZ]

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丑女达人:
    这都啥年代了,还搞这些哗众取宠营销策划,能不能上点档次![挖鼻]
[This all what s, also make the grandstanding marketing planning, can you point on the grade! [one nose]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

知乎:
    在饭店吃饭吃到异物怎么办?知友「娜乌西卡」在餐厅吃饭时,[生病]遇到了店家将别人退掉的菜卖给她的情况,她分享了自己成功维权的经历👉tRkEqLg ​
[Foreign body in the restaurant? 知友「娜乌西卡」在餐厅吃饭时,[生病]遇到了店家将别人退掉的菜卖给她的情况,她分享了自己成功维权的经历👉tRkEqLg ​]

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优酷:
    #颤抖吧阿部#没想到外星人阿部@安悦溪 跟萧如意大小姐@徐好__ 比赛比的竟然是??!!胸!!优酷君表示已经没脸看了!P.S.想采访@D郑业成C 小哥哥问一下比赛结果![污][污][污][污][污][污]#酷剧场#
tRkEqx ​

[# # trembling. Abe did not think of aliens Abe @ AnYueXi @ from miss Xiao Ruyi big xu good __ game than actually is?? !!!!! Chest!!!!! Youku jun said have looked ashamed! P.s. Would like to interview @ D Zheng Yecheng C little brother ask the result of the match! [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] # # < br > cool theater tRkEqx]

南方都市报:
    【院士:让中国转基因鲤鱼尽快游向餐桌】中国科学院院士朱作言表示,有关转基因食品的科学知识还需加强普及,打消公众的疑虑,推动中国拥有完全自主知识产权的转基因鲤鱼——冠鲤尽快“游”向人们的餐桌。他还记得初次品尝冠鲤时的口感:一条红烧冠鲤被端上餐桌,吃起来味道鲜美,肉质细嫩,“从口感上...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 academician let China transgenic carp swim as soon as possible to the table] member of Chinese academy of sciences, said zhu about genetically modified food still need to strengthen the popularization of scientific knowledge, to dispel the doubts of the public, to promote China has fully independent intellectual property rights of transgenic carp carp - champions league you as soon as possible to the table. He remembered the taste of carp taste the champions league for the first time crown of a braise in soy sauce carp was on the table, eat delicious, succulent tender, from the taste... The full text m. eibo]

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丑女达人:
    必胜客你们这是办的啥活动?一边看着人家的同伴嬉戏 一边吃着人家的同类 你们脑子里有X吗?居然还有家长积极响应 你们不想想这不是帮孩子造孽吗?平时默默吃点儿三净肉也就算了 还这么大张旗鼓的在人家同伴面前得瑟!这跟当着你的面吃人肉有啥区别呀?[发怒] tRkEHS ​
[Pizza hut you is do what activities? Watching people play companion Eating a somebody else Do you have X in my head? And parents positive response You dont want to think its not help children sin? Peacetime eat quietly three meat also calculate Also so blatantly show off in an ostentatious manner in front of somebody elses companion! Its in front of you to eat human flesh have what difference? [anger] tRkEHS]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    科尼塞克One:,每一辆都是珍藏的极品!tRtQblTu ​
[Koenigsegg One and every One is a collection of the best! tRtQblTu]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    马!@小娜子张伊娜 已get
[The horse! @ XiaoNa son was zhang has a get]

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冷笑话精选:
    据说,这是你女朋友吃饭时的样子!别轻易作死@ 她……[doge]tRkRpHG ​
[It is said that this is your girlfriend when having a meal! Dont easily things @ her... [doge] tRkRpHG]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

edc陳冠希:
    WHEN ASAP ROCKY REPRESENTS YOU = MASSIVE SUCCESS [嘻嘻] !!!! WHAT U GOT ??? ​
[The WHEN ROCKY ASAP REPRESENTS YOU = MASSIVE SUCCESShee hee!!!!!!!!!! WHAT U GOT??? ​]

International nomad

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